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I go to this Barber shop called Oskar's barber shop in Los Angeles and they specialized in these kind of douchebag styles..I just get my fade on and that's it.
fades are for donkey fletchers
and cheap asses like you need to get photoshop..
I don't need it since I really don't use it
I would do him...
I don't know what a fade is but I suspect that even saying it is kinda gay.
fag
The military has them,why talk shit about my fade?
Military is full of fags.
Ok might as well shave my self bald or let my hair grow long and shit since I can't get a fade. What is the correct way of cutting hair in order not to look to FAGGITY.
shave it yourself...
yeah, the only way not to look "faggity" is to shave it yourself.
it was a joke bitcho calm down, gheez
the bandwagon yankees hat really brings the douche level to over 9000
Jorge Posada is his hero.
NINE THOUSAND?????
4chan alert
dragon ball z alert you mean idiot?
daayum son
You just got spirit bombed
Kaiouken 20x.
*WILDLY SWINGS SHITSOCK*
What? NINE THOUSAND?!
OVER NINE THOUSAND?!?
anotherday, you know hating on lucid isnt going to get you mucho approval...right?
im trying to win her affection, any attention i garner from posting here in my efforts is superfluous. you've said that like five times now tonight anyways. are you her white knight or something?
i'm simply saying your an asshole and going about it all wrong
your opinion is duly noted.
i think you should write her a poem, she likes poems....something in the style of Wordsworth...or Poe...she likes both of those
Write her a poem about how you want to violate her pooper with a morning star.
she wouldnt like that
she comes to mucho, any form of literature that professes one's desire to destroy a fair maiden's shitter with medieval weaponry is not only romantic, but expected.
Roses are read. Fucking die you fat whore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your mom sucks a dick
Cruel does too.
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players,
They have their exits and entrances,
Except you, fucking skank.
The Pain grew Deep,
My Heart died Slow,
The Love was Real,
But I did not Know,
God save my Soul,
My mind I have Lost,
The crime I've Committed,
Is Not worth the Cost,
Make this all Stop,
I beg you please Do,
The words in my Mind,
Those Eyes so Blue,
The Love was Real,
But I did not Know,
The Pain grew Deep,
Her Heart died Slow,
She told me all This,
I tell you no Lie,
Those deep Blue Eyes,
Said I want to Die,
the only good poem I ever wrote, got it published but it did me no good :/
so you are free to use it to disgrace lucid, AD
that sounds more like a poem about breaking up, dw. im not talented with words myself, but i'll download and dedicate that old emo "ohio is for lovers" song to lucid. maybe i'll be able to get her heart out of mexico and over to my state.
hey lucid, i just got an idea. we should swap addresses and send each other mixtapes! omg that would be so cool, id luf u forevaaaaa
1. I hate hawthorne heights...HATE THEM!
2. My heart is in Mexico for a reason...don't fuck with it.
3. GTFO of my profile on Myspace you creepy bastard.
4. I'm tired, can I please take a nap teacher?
5. My address is the same as Jack the Rippers.
*whispers* Psssp, whore, come close, closer. Here's an idea: Why don't just get rid of the link on your homepage? That way, you won't get any creeps on your precious gayspace profile, okay? Great, now post a shot of your ass and stfu.
hey, i didnt say they were a good band or that i listen to them, i just was trying to think of something that had to do with ohio.
if i speak to you in spanish, will that make you fall in love with me?
and why am i the creepy bastard anyways? yeah i pooped on your picture, but you're the one who posted nudes and your myspace for thousands(millions?) of people that you will never meet in the first place. last time i watched sesame street, i thought that they taught you to not talk to strangers on the internet...let alone give out personal information and nude pictures.
oh, did you see my avatar too? <3
i do like your avvy :)
and if you spoke spanish it might help...Sin embargo no le ayudará a tener sexo conmigo
and ok i like one song from them...silver bullet
acoustic version only
i thought deja gave us a birthday gift and banned you
it was her birthday gift to herself asshole and i was banned until this morning
ps happy late birthday deja
what do check every hour you freak?
uh no....i guess....seeing as after midnight on 6/02 is no longer her birthday i figured it had to end sometime there after...
do you check on me every hour? thanks sweet of you
i hope you die
El scramo, nosotros no te queramos.
no dejaria que ni mi perro te cojiera, perra sucia sin pedigree
taco
1. I hope you live to be a ripe old age and have many bastard children and lots of money.
And to jones, cuando su pene es blando, saldré.
Jones es un mut :)
So you won't stay for sloppy seconds?
Lucid.
Stfu you pustulated prolapsed cow's anus.
Fucking desperate ho.
:( no
Soggy bunch of pretend flowers that nobody wants.
Quisiera violación si yo sabÃa que si te hace sentir mejor, grasa puta con pezones salchicha.
bailamosssss
let the rhythm take you over
bailamosssss
te quiero...amor mio
bailamosssss
wanna live this night forever
bailamossss
te quiero...amor mio
Hahaha! I'm not a fat whore with nipple sausages! you cant speak spanish you failchild :(
are the mirrors in your house broken or something fatty fat fat whore?
So I put the verb in the wrong spot, doesn't make it any less true.
fact her heart is in mexico for me
fact she likes me better than anotherfag
Hi lucid!
yay! for something that lasts a day or two, fucking awesome
is this alana?
yes, zeke, yes it is
the beards pretty cool but the rest of him does say douchebag
Ballsack on the chin.
< lemonade on the head
dior sunglasses = fail
Nah, not the kind douchebag. That title is held by one of the orange skinned fuckers from New Jersey.
we need more pictures of the NJ Guido Douche Crew in my opinion
we really don't.
They've been posted here before. Just go to the tags and look for "douche" or "douche of the week"
its original.stop hating...nerds
Yeah original. You mean from like 6 years ago when wesley snipes did it to the side of his head. Yeah.....
just because your sheltered ass hasn't seen it before doesn't make it original, dickrot.
Looks like Froy got tired of being the low-key member of the repo team.
this fairy puts more effort into shaving once than i have in like 5 years
I do this around my groin.
what a tit
VERGA EL PUTO
New Yorker....figures.
Prob one of those pretend UFC fags who always wear TapouT shirts everywhere