This is my 12-yr old son Ryan. For Halloween this year, he decided to go as a box of cereal. A cereal...that is made from cat shit. We do not own a cat.
I like to wear a trench coat, wang painted bright colors and hanging out my trousers, no shirt, clothespins on my nipples, and wearing a Brittney Spears mask.
What sort of lame parent dresses their kid in a cardboard box for Halloween? Skip next years heroin purchase and get the kid a real costume. Who wants to go through life being known as the "cat shit kid"?
I own my house and have for many years, no rent payment necessary thank you very much. And it's not some trailer or bullshit track housing decorated with garbage from Target either.
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future muchoer for sure. good work claude
thx
Mmmmmm....
The official cereal of crazy cat-ladies everywhere!
Hold out for the quality granola - it clumps.
I had no idea Wal-Mart sold grandfather clocks.
so you have a human son? maybe hes a cathar.
He's half human half cat.. on top of his human head he has a cat head too.
Made by Gritty Kitty Litter company, Walawala Washington...
fucking awesome
So what you're basically saying is that your son is a box of shit.
Not to be confused with granola, which only looks like shit....
If your shit looks like granola, you may want to drink more water.
It was completely his idea, but he was a hit at his party. I would have gone as a clown, but, that's just me.
i call photoshop. the mask on top of the kids head just doesnt look right.
You are a reject of life, aren't you?
Yummy!
I'm worried that muchosuckers are breeding
You misspelled jealous.
complete photoshop. nice try tho claude
The "costume" was created in Photoshop, and printed in 10 different 8x10 prints; taped together. -Happy to send you the PS file.
That grandfather clock can't tell time for shit.
It would be hard to fap in that costume.
I like to wear a trench coat, wang painted bright colors and hanging out my trousers, no shirt, clothespins on my nipples, and wearing a Brittney Spears mask.
Of course, not only for Halloween.
*speechless*
...well, that does explain how he managed to pick up a chick in Japan.
You don't know shit about Japan, Smurple Nurple.
Go pump your breasts and take a break. Your back must be killing you.
What sort of lame parent dresses their kid in a cardboard box for Halloween? Skip next years heroin purchase and get the kid a real costume. Who wants to go through life being known as the "cat shit kid"?
someone say heroin?
If I skip next year's heroin purchase, how are you going to pay your October rent?
I own my house and have for many years, no rent payment necessary thank you very much. And it's not some trailer or bullshit track housing decorated with garbage from Target either.
are you single ?
^So do I, LdyOrgan, and I could probably buy your house 3x out of one checking account, and I don't use heroin. So, what's your fucking point?
that milk looks too yellow
its like if you pissed and came on my chin at the same time
why would i want to do that ?
It's not supposed to be milk. -What's yellow and pours into a litter box? -That's rhetorical, don't answer that.
I like it, Claude too bad you couldn't get a custom mold of your avatar to be his mask.
Oh, I keep a firewall between my kid and this site.