smerf only attracts other dudes..(the nipple thing) supernova can't get an erection without some kind of creepy star trek reference... and me , i guess i'm just too damned good looking to get laid...
Chuck Norris chopped this kid in the face for dissing Walker, Texas Ranger. He later felt bad and gave him an autographed cowboy hat to show there were no hard feelings. Chuck's got heart.
How dare you people make fun of this poor child. It's clear the devil has a hold of each and every one of you. You must repent now or spend eternity in the depths of Hell!
Yes God does hate homosexuality, which appears to be rampant around here. Sodomy is homosexual, lesbianism is homosexual, do not fall for the traps of the devil my brothers.
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WOW~!
He was on his way to becoming a Siamese twin.
He's going to have a hell of a time finding glasses that fit. Hats too.
the doctor won a nobel prize....this little girl won a crappy life
wow how did he survive??
through the hope that he would eventually get to bang a lazyeyed chick like you
^^^alcohol talking not me
That was uncalled for. It's not just deformed people that want to bang hot chicks.
Super's right! Retards want to get some too, you know!
what balloons animals and something shiney?
Why is everyone getting laid but me? This sucks!! It's been 6 months and now my hand is starting to refuse my advances.
ignore that one and try for the other hand, just tempt it with a manicure.
Warm up a bagel. It's awwww right.
I had sex 3 times yesterday. ã¾ãï¼ï¼ï¼
Hank, piss off.
It's just a slump....
6 months isn't a slump. It's a lifestyle.
Hahaha
It's ok, super. I'm in the same boat you are.
Thank god....
same here. what the hell do u think i'm doing hanging around with u wierdos?
I guess there is a few of us in the same boat.
Just fuck a watermelon or a slice of pizza.
You guys got a regular sausage party going there. Hey, why doesn't someone call some girls and see if they want to party?
smerf only attracts other dudes..(the nipple thing) supernova can't get an erection without some kind of creepy star trek reference... and me , i guess i'm just too damned good looking to get laid...
I'm married. That's why I can't get laid.
Dik, even when I was getting some on a regular basis, I still visited this site daily. Mainly cause there was shit else to do in Cheney, WA.
And ladies love the nipple piercings.
i'm sure you're real popular with "ladies"
i'm just kiddin smerf..meat as meat
Ever consider paying for your companionship? Probably make you feel dirty but always an option...
We all pay for it. It's just a matter of degrees.
Boom, I have Never even remotely considered paying a prostitute.
True balls, very true...
All women are whores, some are just more straightforward than others.
You're busted buddy!
Whilst under the influence of alcohol I have paid a number of women to strip off and dance around...
super, balls is right they are all whores it all depends on how much your time is worth.
Oh damn, that "warm up a bagel" comment had me on the floor laughing.
No, Dik. I am not very popular with the ladies. I'm man enough to admit it.
i'm sure i'm not doin much better than u smerf
haha splitting headache huh, take some asprine kid
He's dividing so he can conquer!
Is he replicating?
Mucho is getting to me, first thing I thought when I saw the forehead was "vagina"
Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "skullfuck."
First thing that came to mind when i saw this was I'd hit it. But then again I have the heart of a small child. (I just keep it on my bookshelf)
shit thats why his folks and me did it to him. nothing like fuckin a toddler in the forehead.
Chuck Norris chopped this kid in the face for dissing Walker, Texas Ranger. He later felt bad and gave him an autographed cowboy hat to show there were no hard feelings. Chuck's got heart.
Chuck's the man when it comes to that kinda thing....He's all heart.
And before anyone says anything about my new avatar.....this one seems to have touched me deeply......so I'll stick with it. It's like, timeless.
Like the the acordian.
The only mongoloid on this site with balls enough to post their gob as an avatar has crumbled.
I am dissapointed in you Sir.
you'll get over it.
Hey, I am my avatar. Well, part of me is, at least.
My hand's in mine.
I had my portrait especially commissioned.
Balls, don't you mean 'mine's in my hand' ?
That too.
Mine was shot in my house
He didnt gel his reverse mohawk.
the only think that comes to mind is "youre good ash... im bad ash"
Damn. His hair is so stupid.
"Mah paw chop wood on mah head".
that kid's face looks like a vagina
I was thinking that, too, or his head was splitting like the shape-changers from the movie "The Thing".
wasn't that kid in "wrong turn"?
Now i see where they came up with the old saying " head like a smashed crab"
What the hell happen to this kid?
aw bless him, bet his mom loves him
After cancer boy i was expecting this post to be another one from Archman, oh my that boy has no soul.
You should have seen what they offered me though. It was to hard to pass up.
Life without erection problems?
No, it was a Garth Brooks T-Shirt. Shit, I should have asked for that.
PWNED!
even after getting hit in the face with an ax, the kid has intelligent looking eyes
How dare you people make fun of this poor child. It's clear the devil has a hold of each and every one of you. You must repent now or spend eternity in the depths of Hell!
BwaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh fuck me, I hope you're for real!
God hates FAGS!
Yes God does hate homosexuality, which appears to be rampant around here. Sodomy is homosexual, lesbianism is homosexual, do not fall for the traps of the devil my brothers.
just like the "real" jesus...a total dissappointment
I assure you, Jesus does not disappoint anyone who turns to him, nor does he turn them away.
enough jesus man you're boring i'm going to ignore u now the way all your friends did while u were roasting on your cross
next time u come back make it 4000 rears and call first
oops...hahaha years
What has science done?
he's havin asexual reproduction