Kyle Maynard - Crab style
He skitters like a crab.....
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Comments to Kyle Maynard - Crab style
Lol dog style mixed with bull charge. What the fuck was he trying to do the whole time?
who the fuck let him fight??!! that would be a slaughter if he fought someone with any skill
The other guy was clearly not attempting to do a damn thing. This is just silly.
The tall must be one of the #1 pound for pound in the world. He fights just like Anderson Silva.
That guy tried to sock him good, good for him.
This took place last Saturday in Auburn. Some of my teammates fought on this card.
Maynard is a really good wrestler. This is a lose lose situation. I don't see why anyone would take this fight. On one hand if you lose you lost to the guy with no arms or legs and if you win you beat up a guy with no arms or legs.
That being said, I bet he would demolish most of the people on here, Cruel especially.
if you are getting paid and have a 0-2 record (like that guy) you might not think its a lose-lose situation..
i don't know how anyone could have thought maynard stood a chance at all tho.. the fucking stupid thing is the guy who he fought weight like 135lbs.. just like what maynard weighed in at (without legs or arms....)
sure.. if the people were stupid enough to let him get close... we were thinking about the 'tale of the tape' for this fight when it was announced like a month ago:
strengths: immune to submissions
weakness: no arms or legs
Of course he did. Its organized by weight class. How else would they do it?
I've seen him wrestle before. He is no joke.
um i don't know.. just off of the top of my head... NOT DO IT? i mean its no shock that he can't get sanctioned to fight pro pretty much anywhere...
You also can't kick him because he always has more that 2 points of contact at all times.
So this wasn't MMA at the Special Olympics?
kicks were disallowed before the fight, but as far as 'more than two points of contact' that isn't true...
they also made him put mma gloves on.. but the tape kept falling off that were holding the gloves onto his nubs because of the humidity.....
Of course two points of contact is true. Those are the rules.
Nevermind, I see what you mean.
Idiot
You are the idiot.
fat fuck thinking he's all MMA. everytime theres a fight video on here, i can always 100% guarantee that 1rish1 has something to say about it.
It's funny you said what you said Rish. Not because you're witty...just because you're a raging homo and very predictable.
This 'fight' pretty much sums up what a fight between myself and luckyCharms would look like...except I wouldn't pity his midget ass...I'd just pick him up and throw him on his little head.
Jus like that, I thank you.
I would slap you in the face with my dick.
I didn't realise you could slap anything with 2 inches. I'll get reaaaalllly close for you, okay?
I was going to show what a silly little doeche bag GaymieT is by going to the "fights" tag and counting how many on the first page I didn't comment on but he isn't worth the effort so I just looked at the first MMA vid I saw other than this one and sure enough not a single comment from me.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/really_long_mma_fight-57117/tag/fights
As a matter of fact, I never even watched that one.
Well...it was really shit and of low quality...kinda like any time you comment or enter any ring of any kind...even dik's ring.
That almost went as bad as cruel's last job interview.
BAM!
They asked me if I had any special skills...and I replied:
'I roll perfect joints every time and can make any woman cum within 2 minutes using just the tip of my tongue.'
They seemed impressed, but I didn't get hired.
were sory ur just not mcdonalds material, gud luck next time.
whats he gonna do, nub you to death?
well.. if a persons torso weighs 135, if he had all his full limbs he would be close to 200lbs... so i IMAGINE if he ever caught up to the person that has actual mobility if they weighed 135 he would probably break the persons bones ;/
But how? Can he manipulate The Force or something?
The guy is a good wrestler.
because if his torso weighs 135lbs mrubermonkey, he is probably one of the strongest 135lb humans alive... considering his frame is that of a 200lb guy...
i believe he broke some record for lifting weights too when he was like 16 because of that
How does he hold the weights without hands?
you might not believe this... but they actually chain them to his arms ;/
youre right... i dont believe it
That strongest 135lb thing is nonsense. What about those wheelchair athletes...especially basketballers? Those guys can snap a man in two with one hand.
And then...there's the 135lb retards...like Screech.
12-lbs of that is jew conk
*penis
ummm.. is there biting allowed in that cage or something?? cuzzzz..... yeah.
"Bitch you already know what it is! Die from The Crab, now I gotta find out which one of Ya'll is gonna toss ma salad"
Well give the man a hand....or two...and arms....legs.
what a fucking waste of a mma fight.
i would knck the creepy fuck out
reminds me of F.E.A.R 2
even i'd fight this guy
You fucking lying hippy fuck.
You'd send your dog in...or Stan.
still fatty? still following me around? haven't you learned your lesson yet?...need your nearly daily pwning?
can someone else pwn cruel today? i have to go soon..i don't have time..it's really easy
Urgent appointment at the shrink's for the whole delusion issue, huh?
it's called work..jesus man..go get a job
No need to call me 'jesus man'. Just call me your superior - that would be fine.
Actually...I have a few things lined up...so I might not be around so much soon.
:(
you brag about drugs you brag about chicks
you brag about everything..i've seen your picture..you're fat..no unemployed guy should ever get that fat..go on a diet..you can't afford the drugs you brag about..you're ugly..yet you shit on people's looks..honestly..i really mean this cruel..you are a piece of shit that i wouldn't throw a penny to..get your fat ass off the internet and go get a job..you're a bum...a bum..how you can live with yourself i don't understand
pwned
ok i made time hahaha
Lmfao! Douche.
...and I don't brag about chicks. I've been with the same woman for 15 months now...and was married before that. How is that bragging?
Huge fail, dikless.
Enjoy cutting down bonsai trees today.
Cruel got PWN3D!
i'm not reading what you said oily..it's the same shit over and over..you're boring..you're fat ..you're unemployed..you're pwned
And there ya go again with your gay spellings and gay dik suckings...
now go follow someone else around ..you spammy light beer
triple pwned...(and this is when i'm short on time)
You're short on everything...mainly intellect and originality though.
Oily, greasy, cheetos, bucket of fuck, unemployed, cheeseburger, doritos, taco, water buffalo, sweaty, greasy, ugly...etc.
Mix 'em around, Mr 4th ZZTop Member (dropout).
face it man..you fuck with me or irish or an ever increasing number of people here..and you get pwned..over and over..it's embarrassing man..if you didn't deserve it i'd feel sorry for you..but you do deserve it..
now fuck off fatboy i'm busy
pwned
the truth hurts..but so does your indegestion from all those cheeseburgers you stuff in that fat tank..hahahaha
Hahaha.
I feel sorry for ANYONE you and your supergay sidekick have genuinely 'ran off the site'.
You seem to forget, dikboy...I've been here long before you were...and I have seen all your shit. Honestly, people just get bored of your routine...and have to go do stuff in their lives.
You're a sad fuck. I remember nearly making you cry about 18 months ago. You have no effect on me whatsoever...other than making me laugh.
You can be quite funny. That is all.
Cruel is like Randy from Trailer Park Boys.
...and Rish you're like a randy homo, from a trailer park, that never gets any...with a double-wide asshole.
Btw dik...you're very dull-mind and 10th-rate Hannibal Lecter psychology is NOT going to motivate me to post a pic of myself here...so that about 300 PS jobs will ensue. Everyone knows I'm the most handsome guy on the site. I have no urge to reinforce it.
No one gives a shit if you post a picture or not.
Why would anyone bother PSing it? It isn't as if they could make you any fatter or gayer.
PWN3D!
rish IS being quite the spammy fuck today
hahahaha suck it chunkster
google Cruelhm..let the fatgayness ensue
i mean look at the fat gayness
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
wow, another thread where cruelhomo gets owned, how many can there be simultaneously in a day here?
cruels girlfriend when she get's home from work: hi cruel, what did you do today?
cruel: ummm i..ummm..
cruel's girlfriend: where are all the cheetos?
cruel: I masturbated 6 times to gay dog porn and fisted my own ass with your hair brush.
girlfriend: .......
"hi cruel" hahaha, it would be funny if she called him that as well
ya irish..knock of that spam you tattoed neck fuck
She actually calls me 'Ahhh yeah, mmmm, hmmm, yesss...don't stop...right there!'
I'm pretty-much a high-class whore nowadays.
the highly-pwned mucho whore
nobody gets regulated more than cruella capote, remember you are just a bitch, a whore gets paid and you are still jobless.
I haven't worked since August and I have a job. hahahaha
And Cruel, I submitted my pic and they photo shoped it with this realy good looking Spanish guy doing me from behind. It was so good that I made it into wall paper and hung it in my bathroom.
Okay, I will admit I didn't read most of this...but I did see where Cruel claims to not brag about chicks.
LOOK UP THE PAGE AT YOUR OWN POST..."can make any woman cum within 2 minutes using just the tip of my tongue.'"
Now you will most likely spout off about how that's not bragging. And just because she shakes her leg and says oooo aaahhhh doesn't mean she came...she was probably bored. Pwned....again.
Ouch.
Haha
cruel saying that he can make any woman cum within two minutes with just using a flip of his tongue just simply means he can click his tongue to cue a real man to please the girl.
LOL!! even yak is taking time to drop in and pwn cruel, that has to suck
oh shit lol.
Everyone jump in! There's a hole for everyone in cruela.
I can see him at his comp now...Microsoft word open...typing furiously....ready to Ctrl-c Ctrl-V
either that or he opens up his random wall of text generator and hits generate ;/
password generators are fun when you are really bored. I wrote one in VB.NET so I could sit there and keep fucking with the parameters till I could get it to start outputting funny or cool sounding symbol combination
Nice thread-killer dw.
Jesus...what a bunch of pansies all trying to pwn mean ole Cruel huh?
What is this? Gulliver's Travels?
i take pride in my thread killing abilities
It was exceptional...if unintentionally, Mr BruteForce.
Cruel is a bitch.
pwned!
Just jump on him!
Kick the baby.
Don't kick the baby...
he reminds me of the guy guarding the bridge in search for the holy grail "come back here you chicken and i'll bite your ankle"
wasnt it something about kneecaps?
It's just a flesh wound!