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LANball

IBM's LANball, auto targeting football.

LANball

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Comments to LANball

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-05-27T04:57:02Z says:

    pretty neat

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-27T20:27:21Z says:

      that's useful, now what the fuck do they do with that?

    • Make-it-Bacon
      Make-it-Bacon 2009-05-27T20:53:55Z says:

      Rig soccer matches.(oh wait..)

    • JohnMatrix
      JohnMatrix 2009-05-27T23:53:59Z says:

      faggot krauts looking for a new way to cheat

  • dwhill05
    dwhill05 2009-05-27T04:59:13Z says:

    shouldn't it be WLANball?

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-27T05:01:53Z says:

      wireless lans are still just lans...

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T05:06:08Z says:

      but LAN sounds all cabled and tied down, the wireless aspect makes it even more impressive
      either way, I feel really sorry for these guys, they make me feel normal

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-27T05:07:37Z says:

      how does local area network sound cabled ;/

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T05:25:50Z says:

      I don't know, I can't think this late...
      i guess cause LAN to me means the non wireless part of the network and for a device to be connected to a network without utilizing wireless technology it has to be connected with a cable, and hence tied down
      that is why I love wireless lan technology and laptops :)

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-27T05:30:13Z says:

      I just think it's cool. Basically like a laser guided soccer ball.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-27T05:31:08Z says:

      before you know it there will be bombs strapped to these things

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T05:34:14Z says:

      have had the laser bombs for a few decades now
      and I think its really cool too and the technology is impressive, didn't put it down, just thought the wireless part made it sound neater

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-27T05:49:43Z says:

      ^Has anyone else noticed that this guy is an asshole?

    • PreludePatrick
      PreludePatrick 2009-05-27T06:20:08Z says:

      yea

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-05-27T07:23:00Z says:

      all he wants is frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-27T07:37:53Z says:

      hey dw, im pretty sure my video card is dying but i want a second tech's opinion. im using my laptop but i have it hooked to an external 24" monitor. when i run both the laptop screen and the external display, there is some faint dead pixels that flicker in random locations on both screens for just a few seconds at a time. ive been running the external display as the primary and the laptop screen disabled, its worked fine for the last few weeks like that but tonight its started to flicker like theres a refresh problem. it only seems to do it whenever its sat in one spot for a long time where the bottom gets hot. is this a sign that its going out? i never had either problem when i used to run it with an external 19" but i just want to be sure. its a few years old and im just assuming the card might be on its last leg. i need to sell it on ebay before it dies.

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-27T10:25:43Z says:

      and another question for all you CPA's on here. im doing a paid internship right now for a local hospital doing general IT stuff. since this laptop is a few years old and (possibly)going dead, can i buy a new one and take it as a tax writeoff if i use it for work?

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T19:46:28Z says:

      get work to buy it for you, that is where all of my IT equipment comes from, you just have to check it at the door when you leave :/
      about your graphics card, i would check the software and firmware for updates first but it most likely is a hardware problem. heat will do that, a cooling pad is the best investment a laptop owner can put money into to extend the life of the computer and its parts. usually the battery goes first, then the cooling fan and graphics card, after that cpu over heating and auto shut downs! loads of fun.
      a 'few years' can be a long time for a laptop especially if you run it all the time without off breaks, I hibernate mine whenever I will be away for more then 30 mins but it still doesn't help the hours on end I can sit there on it without it getting a chance to cool down and rest.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-27T21:53:25Z says:

      my laptop crashed two days ago while I was running unreal tournament, it corrupted windows and it took me two days to fucking get back online.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-27T21:53:49Z says:

      i know you missed me dw

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-27T21:56:32Z says:

      who are you ?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-27T22:16:56Z says:

      im yo daddy bitch, now go suck off cruel

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-05-27T22:17:39Z says:

      damn..i run my laptop avaregly 16 hours a day..had the auto shut downs. now it stands on feets. getting more air from below. and no problem anymore with the 42'' extern monitor.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-27T22:18:07Z says:

      Hey, hey, heyyyy. One at a time boys.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T22:24:33Z says:

      yes steve... from the bottom of my heart... *tear*
      hate that about your laptop though, were you able to save your porn or did you have to wipe it?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-27T22:27:36Z says:

      dw...you still cannot answer my network issue. You suck monkey dongs.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T22:32:05Z says:

      i already told you, its either your browser or the website not the bluetooth since you stopped getting the pop ups, the rest is just a coincidence. I'm not going into any more detail about the website side because you say its mainly mucho that is acting up and my advice and suggestions might be detrimental to my health

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T22:33:53Z says:

      It's quitting time bitches so:

      ||
      ||_
      \|||||
      | |
      \_/

      Fuck you guys! I'm going home

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T22:34:36Z says:

      damned space condensers...
      oh well, it looked cool in my head

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-05-27T05:06:07Z says:

    Fuck IBM.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-05-27T05:17:49Z says:

      What will those Nazi's think of next?

  • peener
    peener 2009-05-27T05:20:13Z says:

    woopty fuckin do!

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T05:55:59Z says:

      haha
      "can it make a damn sandwich or something?"

  • dik
    dik 2009-05-27T05:53:29Z says:

    maybe he's just good at kicking a ball

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2009-05-27T06:18:04Z says:

      I was thinking it just some damn scam.

    • mamer
      mamer 2009-05-28T04:03:09Z says:

      yeah, the ball cant give itself energy to flight, just doesnt make sense plus the blall would be fucking heavy with all that stuff inside.

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2009-05-27T06:25:51Z says:

    i think you meant auto targeting soccerball....

    • WheresTheBeef
      WheresTheBeef 2009-05-27T12:48:58Z says:

      If you want to get technical it should be fussball, since it's german. Either way, you're still a douchebag.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-27T15:08:00Z says:

      Football. They're kicking with their FEET, think about it dumbass.
      Now for American Football. They pass/throw the ball with their HANDS ..
      Despite that, British football was made wayyyy before the Americans stole the name.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-27T17:30:21Z says:

      don't hold back camy, let us know how you really feel about the subject

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-05-27T20:03:53Z says:

      technically after columbus invented the united states, he made his own game similar to football that the natives were playing... the name comes from a bastardization of the quechua word ph'un bola

    • JohnMatrix
      JohnMatrix 2009-05-27T23:56:36Z says:

      vikings were there first faggot...and even the asians had them beat

    • mamer
      mamer 2009-05-28T04:04:12Z says:

      metal cunt fuck you

    • BrownBeast
      BrownBeast 2009-05-28T07:18:00Z says:

      ... it's a soccer ball

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-28T07:20:36Z says:

      Actually, the Americans call it soccer not soccer ball, dumbshit.

    • nugget1986
      nugget1986 2009-05-31T03:52:47Z says:

      Historically speaking, football was a generic term for many similar games with varying sets of rules, including rugby, American football, association football (this is the one Americans call soccer), Australian football, et al. When football clubs and leagues started forming, rugby style football was actually most popular. As time progressed, Europe took a liking to association football, while the U.S. took a liking to gridiron football. Since the two games are quite different, Americans took to calling association football "soccer" and Europeans called gridiron football "American football."

      The term "soccer" comes from "Associaton football." Association is commonly abbreviated assoc., and somehow this developed into the word socca, and later soccer.

      stolen from a smarter man then me but i believe it.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-05-27T12:14:28Z says:

    Yeah put the camera on the fat guy kicking a soccer ball and leave the blond chick out of focus in the background.

  • elchris
    elchris 2009-05-27T19:48:36Z says:

    anyone else watching the game

    • Badmin
      Badmin 2009-05-27T21:17:44Z says:

      it was shit.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-27T21:54:22Z says:

      man utd was shit. what a piece of shit of team of sissys i actually thought theyd take the cup

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-27T21:56:13Z says:

      man i rushed home skipped class and a test to watch that shit

    • mamer
      mamer 2009-05-28T04:04:27Z says:

      BARCELONA WOO CAMPEONES DE EUROPA!!!!!!!

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-05-28T15:44:10Z says:

      i presume youve been in the final before then elpiss? otherwise that makes you worse than them

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T20:57:01Z says:

    Any Man. United fans on here?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-28T00:44:17Z says:

      Liiiiiverpool

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-28T01:06:47Z says:

      *sigh*

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-28T02:58:41Z says:

      Sorry, MrFigs. I had to.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-05-28T16:35:55Z says:

      you're either a manc or a wank

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T20:57:34Z says:

    If so...


    Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-27T20:59:42Z says:

      Barcalona ftw!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:00:08Z says:

      And a reply fail is far less a fail than a Uefa Championship fail.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-27T21:06:56Z says:

      You a Man City fan Fugs? Or do you just not care?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:14:00Z says:

      Man City? Fuck you, Camywhunu! But you are right about the not caring bit.

    • Badmin
      Badmin 2009-05-27T21:19:27Z says:

      What were they thinking... i mean Berbatov? 30 million my ass.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-27T21:33:18Z says:

      Wait, you said 'fuck you' to me for calling you a Man City fan but you don't care, .. Hmmm I think you're lying Mr Fugs, who do you support?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:41:11Z says:

      I don't really care much about footy, but the fuck you was for the Manc connection. Fucking Mancs, they're nearly as bad as Yorkshiremen

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:41:27Z says:

      !

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-27T21:43:50Z says:

      what the fuck you bringing us into it for ?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:47:57Z says:

      I wasn't, I was merely using you as a comparison.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:48:34Z says:

      I wasn't, I was merely using you as a comparison.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-27T21:51:10Z says:

      He wasn't, he was merely using you as a comparison

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:51:24Z says:

      Oh cack.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-27T21:52:52Z says:

      it was quite offensive really

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T21:59:51Z says:

      Mr. Fries, sir, I do apologise most sincerely from the heart of my bottom.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-27T22:03:21Z says:

      what the hell is yorkshire? is it a region or something... whats with the ridiculous name

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-27T22:04:59Z says:

      Personally i have nothing against Manchester people as a whole but Man Utd are a bunch of cock suckers

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-27T22:06:56Z says:

      elchris.... it's the Shire of York.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-27T22:07:31Z says:

      theres the 3 cocksucker teams: man utd real madrid and juventus

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-27T22:07:43Z says:

      & ac milan

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-27T22:10:29Z says:

      Yorkshire is also the place where the blood of many a Lancastrian has been spilled.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-27T22:15:51Z says:

      We still won, poopy pants.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-05-27T22:21:36Z says:

      damn succers

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-05-28T15:48:08Z says:

      elpiss seems obsessed with sucking cocks. and for your info, there are many MANY places in the usa that get their name from uk towns and cities.

WheresTheBeef
posted May 27, 2009

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