Learn to Drink like a Man
In my youth people drank beer and vodka. Now people drink what they call beer and brags how many they can drink. So weak , Bud and Miller taste water and have no alchole and taste.
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Comments to Learn to Drink like a Man
Under the pic of the apples it should be "a breezer" not "an breezer". Thank you and have a good night.
I bet some breezers go really well with a game of Halo.
anyone above 16 who plays halo is a fag, plain and simple.
What if they're female? (On that note, fuck you. I play Halo.)
"an man"
"an breezer"
"Noobz"
Maybe he did it on purpose to be an epic faggot.
"than" instead of "then"
English isn't his first language.
his english has improved since i first saw him comment.
but i sometimes get the idea his bad english is a part of his act.
Womens can be fags too.
plantshit is starting to piss me off
starting?
He does have a point, though.
i still don't get the bear thing.
plantshit wanted to have sex with the bear, the bear didn't. now plantshit wants to kill it.
...now he's got the horn for a mongoose.
is that what that is?
i thought it was some sort of alligator or some shit.
It's a freeze frame of 0:22 from the Mongoose vs. the King Cobra video from like a week ago
Sugar beer for noobz. Hahaha.
What is sugar beer anyway?
i was wondering the same...but then i remembered the green apple beer that my buddy tried the other nite...guessing that would qualify
Sugar beer is the watered down bullshit that social drinkers choose because it goes down easier...pussies.
Beer is lame anyway. it takes to many to get volumed.
2nded. liquor is quicker.
It's also quicker to get in a girls pants I hear.
Ruffies are best
Roofies...goddammit
"In my youth" aren't you like 18 or something.
soon 22
weren't you supposed to be commenting on youtube by now, plantshit?
you're really following whunu's lead, aren't you? you quitter!
you're just glad they didn't ban you, now that you're sobered up.
no im not glad , but it was funny they posted this so you assholes begin to drink like mens.
I'm 22. In 'my youth' I didn't drink. Now I drink anything that doesn't have 'twisted' in the name and ales. College and ex girlfriends do that to you.
Steel Reserve is 8.0% if you get it in certain areas. Does that count? It's also cheap as fuck.
Holy shit! 22 years old, you must know everything then.
Is that in response to me or Plantshit? cause I haven't actually said anything about being top shit
That was for plantshit.
Having a vagina, I'm proud to say I drink like a pussy.
...you end up puking out red stuff?
...and babies?
this is the last time i eat while i'm at mucho.
Hahaha...
Yay, Hare's back!!!
This Plantshit guy seems like a real alchole.
ah, hem.
No results found for alchole.
Did you mean AlChE (in dictionary) or Al Cole (in encyclopedia)?
meliamonster, you aren't funny or witty
I bet she's funny looking.
And lonely.
And available, ka-CHING!
lol i love how Deja is so catty to the fellow female mucho members
:giggle:
You know the ugly ones always are
No, unfortunately for the gene pool, the ugly ones are sometimes taken.
Usually by drunks who find out their mistake when they sober up after the wedding day.
i'm not 'catty' to smc, hare, delilah, ladypele... but these new random chicks who come here just to whore it up, yeah, i'm a bitch to. so what?
I'm not moaning. In fact I find it quite "stimulating"....
Deja you cunt!
Deja's a bitch. She hasn't talked to me in over a month. And she has some music she was supposed to send me. Cocksmacks.
and who the fuck are you aza1983? wait... no one really cares. you can fuck off now
amish - i'm talking to you right now :P remember, talking's a 2-way street :P
Nicely played.
You're still a cunt
You know I <3 you though, silly bitch
You know I <3 you though, silly bitch
A REAL MAN'S DRINK:
#1.BEER: Ales, porters, stouts
#2.LIQUOR: Singl malt whiskey
#3.COCKTAIL: Anything including the above.
#4.Shut the fuck up.
Real men drink "shut the fuck up" all the time, but mostly only if they're married.
Actually, I usually wont even drink an ale.
fuck that pussy ales and whiskey shit. Now Gasoline, there's a real man's drink.
jet fuel..russian-style
fuck all of you. i drink mercury.
and soju.
I drink lava.
lava = juggalo semen
Irish = The guy who rubs up against other men in crowded elevators.
Hank = My bitch
irish = a noob at rock, paper, scissors.
Victorious = Harry Potter stalker
Me = laughing at all you bastards.
smerf = lord of the dance
you all = closet rapists
i drink girly drinks cause i dont like the taste of alcohol.
and my dick is still bigger than most of you.
but that's only because you're black as charcoal, morph.
drink all the girlie drinks you want as long they are getting you laid. nothing wrong with that.
also, your dick might be longer, but i can touch my tongue to the tip of mine, can you? ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha Sam, you cad! ha ha ha ha
No Sam, being proud that you can beat off, give yourself a money shot, and lick the tip of your dick clean, doesn't make you a "cad".
Yeah, but you usually need to drink a lot more of those girlie drinks to get drunk.
yeah which i dont care delilah cause i dont drink them to bet drunk.. just cause i like the taste. that should be all that matters...
maybe ill post a pic of my penis so you all will know what color i really am...
Wait, your dick is bigger than most of us?!?! HOLY SHIT!!! 200LB COCK!!!
plantshit your my hero with your broken english and hard boozin.
FUCK that shit! budweiser is the king of fucking beers for a reason! Because more people than not choose it. Fucking Micro-snobs piss me off.
Budweiser is piss.
Agreed. The only decent lagers are from Germany and Belgium.
*thanks* man, thanks a *lot*, cheeky.. :(
Grolsch, Hertog Jan, Duvel, Brand, Palm.. and lots of other i don't know about. i think they all taste pretty good.
not to mention all those smaller, independant breweries.
Not as good as the Belgian and German breweries I'm afraid. Grolsch is ok but not great. Stuff from the Bayern area of Germany is pretty fucking good. Some of the Belgian stuff is amazing (like Duvel for instance). In Britain we pretty much ruin lagers apart from some micro breweries (like Meantime) but we have some of the best ales.
Duvel also make a beer called Maredsous which is something like 10% .
Actually, isn't Palm Belgian as well?
that could very well be so, and duvel probably too.
but have you never heard of limburg(far south of holland, bordering belgium and germany)?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limburg_%28Netherlands%29
i could swear they had some good beers over there.
i dunno, i'm no bear-expert. right, hank?
*beer
selfpwn3ed^
I sometimes get Belzebuth Pur Malt lager from France, it used to be 15% but now it's down to 13%, but it does the job!
bud? seriously?
Guinness for me, please
ehh yeah..
beer over 7% just tastes like crap.
breezers are gay, i give you that.
and who the hell drinks vodka from a plastic jerrycan?
no they dont they just have to be really cold.
homemade vodka you usually fill up in plastic cans.
Proper alcoholics and russians.
Special Brew is the tramps breakfast tipple usually accompanied by a bottle of White Lightning Cider, Buckfast or Thunderbirds.
Youre not a real man until you drink enough & turn yellow!!
You're not a real man until you've drunk so much you've slept rough on the way home.
Done it.
Cheeky, Mad Dog 20/20. I've woke up in gravel driveways after nights of that vile shit. I also had college roomates who made furniture out of Fallstaff empties....
God, I forgot about that stuff. It's fucking horrible. Tramps love it too. I remember waking up in the porch of a house I'd moved out of a year before once. The new owners were not impressed.
I used to drink snakebites made with Special Brew & Strongbow 1080, but I had to stop because I developed the habit of going to sleep anywhere between the pub and home.
and you know what else, while i do enjoy vodka, so do 19 yo asian girls. theres nothing hard about it, it's a neutral.
i missed the reply button cause i am drunk.... on jimmy and bud mind you. like a man.
*braces self for response to, "drunk off jimmy" remark*
jimmy got you drunk too?
last time the guy tried to touch me while i was passed out..
jimmy and bud..... ha ha that IS kinda gay now that i really think about it... that i chose those two to drink... ha ha ha what a fag!
Real men only drink beer and the blood of their victims. They should avoid and be unable to spell drinks by any other name.
i wanted to same something funny but all the best puns have been taken up on the thread..... :0(
Too slow Mr Fries.......maybe your ZT broke down?
Again!
forgot to mentioned that its acceptable to drink alcopop/fakebear if there nothing else to drink except that.
it's more manly to drink your own piss when there's no alcohol around.
Real men piss beer.
Mucho women drink it.
Pfft, I LIKE the alcopops, and I can down proper glasses of spirits (vodka, Navy rum, etc) straight. Smirnoff Ice tastes just right after 5+ pints of beer/cider.
This is great Plantshit, I love it. I have to point out that all the people who claim platshit is stupid/annoying has no idea..Hes a comedy genius & Vic knows what I mean.
I like his comedy moments. I was laughed.
He's no genius.
...but he is a comedian
"homemade vodka"? no wonder youre so messed up man
I like a nice appletini when I watch Gilmore Girls. (OMG, did I think that or post that???)