I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get me a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whale-skin hubcaps, an all cow leather interior and big, brown baby seal eyes for head lights. YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby, at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag, and then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side and there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it.
john wayne's not
dead, he's frozen! and as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're
gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. you know why? have you ever taken a cold shower? well, multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
Mel has more talent in his toe jam than Dennis Leary could ever dream of having. In Wallace's day Leary's head would've wound up on a pike... Only thing Mel did wrong was to apologize........
The torture scenes in Passion of the Christ were excellent. I felt as if I were there in person watching the fake jew bleed. Apocalypto had some hot gore too!
Comments to Leary and Clarke at Red Sox Game
anyone who makes fun of mel gibson is ok in my book
But your book only has homosexuals in it.
How dare you make fun of Denis Leary like that!
Denis Leary is awesome.
Kapla is a Jewish name?? ...Who knew.
Who cared?
Shut the Fuck up, and let them play the fucking game. Where do they get these clowns from, and why do they pay them?
Well nobody in the red sox organization really has class, maybe except Bobby Kielty.
lol, he is in rehab
yeah the first i've heard about it.
"Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces."
"I'm an asshole!"
ur an asshole
I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get me a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whale-skin hubcaps, an all cow leather interior and big, brown baby seal eyes for head lights. YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby, at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag, and then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side and there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it.
ha, Dennis Leary's the man!
john wayne's not
dead, he's frozen! and as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're
gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. you know why? have you ever taken a cold shower? well, multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I love the show "Rescue Me".
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Casavetti, and Lee Marvin and a case of whiskey and were gonna drive down to Mexico.
Wayne in '08!
this is the best!
Mel has more talent in his toe jam than Dennis Leary could ever dream of having. In Wallace's day Leary's head would've wound up on a pike... Only thing Mel did wrong was to apologize........
takes a lot of talent to drive shitfaced and make a jesus snuff film
It's true. an AWFUL lot of talent. ...or, talent that is awful. I can't remember which.
I like Mel Gibson's movies even if he is a racist cunt.
he's maybe the worst actor ive ever seen but i still like braveheart
Braveheart is good. So is the Patriot.
^ Both are rubbish & gay!
What is this Baseball???
holy shit. i haven't laughed this much in months. thanks arch.
wow, you must have a really sorry life
you have no idea.
Thank Mucho.
Jews, the Irish, Mel... it's all good as long as you don't say anything about blacks.
Unless you're black.
Wanko wants the freedom to make black jokes in public.
Hank finally understands.
Then once those have no more impact, we can move on to whatever minority group the pc cunts still think is sacred.
wanko, lenny bruce tried that years ago, and look where it got him-arrested every time he opened his mouth and dead on a toilet.....
Well I do like being on the toilet.
...with dead people
The torture scenes in Passion of the Christ were excellent. I felt as if I were there in person watching the fake jew bleed. Apocalypto had some hot gore too!
YEEAAHHHHH
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
TIMMMMAYYYYY!!!!