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dont worry about it beggars do that all the time to get sympathy from tourists
You're not lying, man. In SF I was walking around Chinatown and this bum had three crushed toes and was begging for money. Sick shit.
I wouldn't make a deal with the guy unless he let me crush three toes on his other foot.
ya i'd pay some money to crush a toe
Give him a roll of toilet paper and some duct tape and he'll be fine.
MacGyver re-runs on USA network again, huh?
Nah, that's a standard boy-scout bandage.
SO SAYS THE GUNNY!
geez what did he do? jump from the 5th story of a building?
Perfect moment for a hungry stray dog to wander by.
Think it might have done already.
Rub some mud on it and walk it off...
stfu!^
Exactly. The same lame things get said over and over, yet I'm the one always getting criticized for being unoriginal.
its just a lame fuckin comment
maybe someone never heard that comment before?
Not likely.
boom headshot
That's right.
I'd hit it lol.
Exactly.
Did we forget anything?
You forgot to call him gay, and throw in a fat joke.
You forgot "I'd eat the corn out of her shit".
first
fuck
off.
clearly the ANUS!
*in
That leg needs more cowbell.
It needs some lotion...
Or a really good surgeon.
Bet some iodine would feel great on that. Really, though- that's messed up. Wonder if surgeons could save his foot?
What are they going to do? Attach it to his knee?
Ha. Hed have a "Dorf" leg.
That would be hilarious.
outstanding!^^
im not a doctor but i guess that is something u cant fix.
Walk it off pussy
See above post.
land shark attack?
that's why we have MAKO to blame for this one
Nah, I don't think I've ever been to that country.
it would have been funny if he was flailing about like a dog trying to run on a polished floor, but its not its just a dude with his leg meat hanging like a drape...
not that bad of an injury. all of the important vessels and nerves run down the back of the leg.
Sure thing, tough guy. I'd like to hear that from you when you're in that position.
ya man ..everyone knows the front of the leg isn't imortant
Never again will I complain about pedal rash.
^Liar you'll cry like a baby as usual.
I used to love KFC
looks like south east asia...haha gonna get shit for this--- WOK IT OFF!
I don't think we have enough shit to cover that one.
thats crazy all his skin is hanging off
well spotted, be sure to tell us if anything else happens anywhere would you? are you Cyrax's twin who cries out axes as an attack??
I think he pulled a hammy!!
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Comments to Leg injury
dont worry about it beggars do that all the time to get sympathy from tourists
You're not lying, man. In SF I was walking around Chinatown and this bum had three crushed toes and was begging for money. Sick shit.
I wouldn't make a deal with the guy unless he let me crush three toes on his other foot.
ya i'd pay some money to crush a toe
Give him a roll of toilet paper and some duct tape and he'll be fine.
MacGyver re-runs on USA network again, huh?
Nah, that's a standard boy-scout bandage.
SO SAYS THE GUNNY!
geez what did he do? jump from the 5th story of a building?
Perfect moment for a hungry stray dog to wander by.
Think it might have done already.
Rub some mud on it and walk it off...
stfu!^
Exactly. The same lame things get said over and over, yet I'm the one always getting criticized for being unoriginal.
its just a lame fuckin comment
maybe someone never heard that comment before?
Not likely.
boom headshot
That's right.
I'd hit it lol.
Exactly.
Did we forget anything?
You forgot to call him gay, and throw in a fat joke.
You forgot "I'd eat the corn out of her shit".
first
fuck
off.
clearly the ANUS!
*in
That leg needs more cowbell.
It needs some lotion...
Or a really good surgeon.
Bet some iodine would feel great on that. Really, though- that's messed up. Wonder if surgeons could save his foot?
What are they going to do? Attach it to his knee?
Ha. Hed have a "Dorf" leg.
That would be hilarious.
outstanding!^^
im not a doctor but i guess that is something u cant fix.
Walk it off pussy
See above post.
land shark attack?
that's why we have MAKO to blame for this one
Nah, I don't think I've ever been to that country.
it would have been funny if he was flailing about like a dog trying to run on a polished floor, but its not its just a dude with his leg meat hanging like a drape...
not that bad of an injury. all of the important vessels and nerves run down the back of the leg.
Sure thing, tough guy. I'd like to hear that from you when you're in that position.
ya man ..everyone knows the front of the leg isn't imortant
Never again will I complain about pedal rash.
^Liar you'll cry like a baby as usual.
I used to love KFC
looks like south east asia...haha gonna get shit for this---
WOK IT OFF!
I don't think we have enough shit to cover that one.
thats crazy all his skin is hanging off
well spotted, be sure to tell us if anything else happens anywhere would you?
are you Cyrax's twin who cries out axes as an attack??
I think he pulled a hammy!!
bone