Lesser of two evils
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I figure labor pains feel like holding in the biggest dump you can imagine.
Does your family have a history of giving live anal birth?
Ouch lmao
I'd rather give a blow job....
I'll be right over. Wait. You are a girl, right?
Wrong, Hank...
Well, you're probably not - but would (even) you take that chance?
In that case, ElPiss will be right over.
now he'll be on the other end of the blowjob
elpiss doesn't give blow jobs, he simply puts lipstick on his butt, he's hoping he'll some how get pregos so he can finally keep a man
bravesamuel you keep submitting tranny vids all the time whats up with that?
why do you ask? lickin your chops for the next one no doubt.. you sissy tranny surprises are hilarious, cause the jokes on everyone...
go go the trannies go go the trannies!
planty your getting elchrust all excited
Elpiss sucks donkey balls for drug money.
Elpiss sucks donkey balls for fun.
ElPiss and Bicho are a double act in a donkey show down Tijuana way...true story
That's completely not true... Epidural's are a life saver...
Believe me, you wouldn't need an epidural if...oh. End of story.
epidurals only last for so long though right? i mean, being torn from vag to anus has to be a lasting pain no?
The never last long enough, but if you were getting an epidural to have buttsecks, chances are you would be numb waaaaay longer then necessary.
... when they numb you up, do you lose control of your functions?
Have you lost control of yours?
Hahahaha !!
once... on a carousel... cause i thought one of the horses winked at me..
Haha.
hehe.
They numb you up and you literally can't feel ANYTHING. My legs were pushed back behind my ears and I didn't feel it till the next day when I said FUCK my legs HURT! When they let my leg go, it almost knocked a nurse out!
fuck to easy im going to let someone else do it
It would have been easy if my legs was big when I had my kids...I didn't get fat till AFTER them.
I know this one was already posted
Yeah, but I'll be damned if I'm going to look for it.
And remember if you give up the anal sex, you're still a virgin in the eyes of the lord.
I love that excuse! LOL.
Once you get the bitches hands tied, they all give up the ass. Dont need lube then either, just slam the poot shute.
Your time is up on the prison library computer. Now back to the cell with ya.
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Comments to Lesser of two evils
I figure labor pains feel like holding in the biggest dump you can imagine.
Does your family have a history of giving live anal birth?
Ouch lmao
I'd rather give a blow job....
I'll be right over.
Wait. You are a girl, right?
Wrong, Hank...
Well, you're probably not - but would (even) you take that chance?
In that case, ElPiss will be right over.
now he'll be on the other end of the blowjob
elpiss doesn't give blow jobs, he simply puts lipstick on his butt, he's hoping he'll some how get pregos so he can finally keep a man
bravesamuel you keep submitting tranny vids all the time whats up with that?
why do you ask? lickin your chops for the next one no doubt.. you sissy
tranny surprises are hilarious, cause the jokes on everyone...
go go the trannies go go the trannies!
planty your getting elchrust all excited
Elpiss sucks donkey balls for drug money.
Elpiss sucks donkey balls for fun.
ElPiss and Bicho are a double act in a donkey show down Tijuana way...true story
That's completely not true... Epidural's are a life saver...
Believe me, you wouldn't need an epidural if...oh. End of story.
epidurals only last for so long though right? i mean, being torn from vag to anus has to be a lasting pain no?
The never last long enough, but if you were getting an epidural to have buttsecks, chances are you would be numb waaaaay longer then necessary.
... when they numb you up, do you lose control of your functions?
Have you lost control of yours?
Hahahaha !!
once... on a carousel... cause i thought one of the horses winked at me..
Haha.
hehe.
They numb you up and you literally can't feel ANYTHING. My legs were pushed back behind my ears and I didn't feel it till the next day when I said FUCK my legs HURT! When they let my leg go, it almost knocked a nurse out!
fuck to easy im going to let someone else do it
It would have been easy if my legs was big when I had my kids...I didn't get fat till AFTER them.
I know this one was already posted
Yeah, but I'll be damned if I'm going to look for it.
And remember if you give up the anal sex, you're still a virgin in the eyes of the lord.
I love that excuse! LOL.
Once you get the bitches hands tied, they all give up the ass. Dont need lube then either, just slam the poot shute.
Your time is up on the prison library computer. Now back to the cell with ya.