Overweight sedentary diabetic welfare recipient seeks lazy-eyed humpbacked convenience store clerk with an affinity for shag carpet.
(Must have references.)
Soda pop is candy. Anyone who drinks it regularly is either a child with bad parental supervision, an adult with the mental capacities of a child and poor healthcare supervision, or a dumbass, or a fat loser, etc...
It's sugary American shite and the world would be better off with much less of it. (Of course, being the humanitarian that I am, I am only concerned with the welfare of my fellow man.)
Comments to Let's Dew Christmas
Awwww, Christmas at Wario's. How nice.
Wario, I hope you have enough to share. We can help build another one, for the "Less Fortunate".
ill cash that in get myself a 40 oz
Whats with all the damn reposts tonight? Shit.
This has been my desktop background for a while now. hehe.
Not surprising at all.
THank YU, Hai. (bows in honor)
you missed an L out of that
Thats gotta be like 2.50 in scrap cash
$1.75 in Akron, you thief.
D:
I need it more than they do!
i had a can of amp today, tastes like Mt Dew that's been left out in the sun
i hope he wanted to be sterile for christmas.. cause with that much dew he surely is
THats a lie, never been proven.
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its an urban myth but the joke was only half hearted.
Im not Jewish...
and your jokes aint funny.
that didn't google either^^
I live with the person who made that. Well, at least the one who drank it all.
I'll have a DEW Christmas, without you.
Overweight sedentary diabetic welfare recipient seeks lazy-eyed humpbacked convenience store clerk with an affinity for shag carpet.
(Must have references.)
Dik, DIK! - job opportunity
Mountain dew is so overrated... Dr. Pepper for the win!
FUck off!
Soda pop is candy. Anyone who drinks it regularly is either a child with bad parental supervision, an adult with the mental capacities of a child and poor healthcare supervision, or a dumbass, or a fat loser, etc...
It's sugary American shite and the world would be better off with much less of it. (Of course, being the humanitarian that I am, I am only concerned with the welfare of my fellow man.)
Of course. Who would doubt that?
I agree, that's why I drink diet! Aspartame is proven to be better for you than daily multivitamins.
As Hank says, only drink rice water numba 1 supa fancy, its good fo yu!
Ha ha ha.
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(speachless)
someone was attempting diabetes
Bet this fucker has some rotted out teeth.