Shitter: SO officer, I picked up that Transexual Prostitute a few blocks down. When you pulled up behind me, I knew I was caught with my pants down. And, well sir, as you can see by the stain in my drawers, I shat myself. Officer: Scared the shit outta ya did we?
LSD: C'mon guys, please don't run me in. That guy tore my ass up and made me shit myself, then stole my uniform.
The other cop: Sorry LSD, this is the third time this month. We can't keep covering for your gay ass.
yah... Stuart is def one of my faves. and SpaceGoat.... I have for years now. I like more gutterpunk though, Blatz, Grimple, Filth. But you just cant top some Crass!
LSD: fuck frank you told me you weren't gonna call it in
(obviously reffering to the officer in the back jus getting there......and what a sad attempt at humour it was)
LSD: What is your name son?
HC: Hank Sir
LSD: What the fuck are you doing ?
HC: Well I was to trying earn a couple of bucks in the alley while I was giving head to this old timer by the name of um, B5GRAND.His dick was so small that I laugh my ass off and shitted by pants. Please officer let me go!
LSD: Fuck you, your ass is going to the shit hole motherfucker!
I think HC lost it big time. Hey wants wrong man? Something is wrong with you You donât sound the same anymore like something fucked up happen in your life.
Officer: LSD, you just got off muchosucko again didn't you!
LSD: how did ya know?
Officer: Because when your on there your so full of shit it pours out of ya!
Officer, if you were growing up with me and got to spend time with Uncle Dad, you too would be able to poop SO MUCH EASIER after he got done with you!!!!!
"My mother always told me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. Not only did I forgot to wear clean underwear, I forgot to wear anything else."
Cop; I'm sorry, I can't let you have it back.
LSD; Awww please sir, pleeease!
Cop; No, you work at Wal-Mart, you can't dress as a cop.
LSD; Bwaaaaa! *poops*
cop 1: I will let you off with a warning if you let me toss your salad
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cop 2:Damnit LSD this is the 5th time today and your shift started an hour ago
"i thought there were far too many bushes in the area, so what i did was ring you guys up to see what you could do about it, you just steal my clothes and make me chocolate cake myself!" shit shit shit
Comments to Lets have fun with this one.
What seems to be the problem officer?
You shit your pants and did offer me any
drunk ... again
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Shitter: SO officer, I picked up that Transexual Prostitute a few blocks down. When you pulled up behind me, I knew I was caught with my pants down. And, well sir, as you can see by the stain in my drawers, I shat myself. Officer: Scared the shit outta ya did we?
No VicSin, you missed the point, the captions are supposed to be funny
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Sure you can rub your face in it, but it's gonna cost ya...
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LSD: C'mon guys, please don't run me in. That guy tore my ass up and made me shit myself, then stole my uniform.
The other cop: Sorry LSD, this is the third time this month. We can't keep covering for your gay ass.
hah
^ftw.
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cop: What'cha doin?
dude: Chewin' chocolate.
cop: Where'd you get it?
dude: Doggy dropped it.
cop: Carry on.
Thief!!!!
Butthole Surfers. You can't get that shit past me.
What a weird bunch they were.
They were cool, but The Dead Milkmen were cooler.
I fucking love The Dead Milkmen. Taking Retards to the Zoo and Surfin Cow are 2 of my favorites.
haha... I could never take credit for that golden tid-bit... I just wanted to see who would recognize it. +1 1rish1
p.s.- I OWN Punk Rock Girl at karaoke!
Punk Rock Girl? I would so kick your ass at karaoke.
One saturday I took a walk to Zipper Head...
idk mang... Im pretty good. But Ive moved on to Rock Band now-a-days.
LISTEN TO SKREWDRIVER - That's Punk
Punk Rock Girl is good, Gorilla Girl's my second favorite, but Stewart is the best!
yah... Stuart is def one of my faves. and SpaceGoat.... I have for years now. I like more gutterpunk though, Blatz, Grimple, Filth. But you just cant top some Crass!
Fuck all that shit! Sum 41 for the fuckinh win!
o_O... really?!?! wow.
What aboot Avril Lavigne Irish?
do i qualify if i rock at Girl Just Wanna Have Fun, on DDR set at easy?
Do it while singing "Down Under" by Men At Work, and you just might.
Down Under... another of my karaoke killers! But the ULTIMATE.... Pour some Sugar On Me. That song is MAGIC man... panties drop!
I'm all about the Safety Dance
material girl.
HEY 1RISH YOU FORGOT BIG LIZARD IN MY BACK YARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=D favorite song by the dead milkmen
SUM 41??? shit!!! i bet you love blink too. youre SHITLISTED irish. you say you liten to punk?? FAGGOT
music nazi^^
I was kidding about Sum 41. I figured that would be obvious. Sarcasm doesn't come off well in print.
i see. nevermind my other comment some other place that i just made then man.
Friggin in the Riggin by the Sex Pistol, my all time favourite Punk tune, that or Gwar Meat Sandwich.
I'm not sure GWAR actually counts as punk. They're in a class by themselves.
And yes, I listen to punk.
i didnt mean that listening to punk is bad. its what i listen the most to. its just that you cant say you listen to punk liking those boring dumbasses
She told me she was 12! I swear!
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Yeah officer, ya see, I just started taking a new prescription and all the darndest side effects keep hittin me...
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"So I says to the guy: Fuck that shit."
fuck off
LSD: fuck frank you told me you weren't gonna call it in
(obviously reffering to the officer in the back jus getting there......and what a sad attempt at humour it was)
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LSD: What is your name son?
HC: Hank Sir
LSD: What the fuck are you doing ?
HC: Well I was to trying earn a couple of bucks in the alley while I was giving head to this old timer by the name of um, B5GRAND.His dick was so small that I laugh my ass off and shitted by pants. Please officer let me go!
LSD: Fuck you, your ass is going to the shit hole motherfucker!
Nice one.
I think HC lost it big time. Hey wants wrong man? Something is wrong with you You donât sound the same anymore like something fucked up happen in your life.
fuck off
Officer: LSD, you just got off muchosucko again didn't you!
LSD: how did ya know?
Officer: Because when your on there your so full of shit it pours out of ya!
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Officer, if you were growing up with me and got to spend time with Uncle Dad, you too would be able to poop SO MUCH EASIER after he got done with you!!!!!
fuck off
"My mother always told me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. Not only did I forgot to wear clean underwear, I forgot to wear anything else."
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"Oh yeah the weight loss pills are working great, but I ran out of clothes to wear."
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"Awww...come on...it's just a little shit under the bridge..."
fuck off
go catch lung cancer
I wonder who the one with the fancy badge is. He seems to drive a P-mobile. The other one is more into the C-shorts
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thank god you guys showed up.
that shoplifter was tearing my ass apart!
shoplifter, or shirtlifter
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Jenkem? eh, mhm..., never heard of it, officer.
Spill it out son, where's your stash?
wtf!
I'm a marathon runner and ran out of toilet paper this morning...sorry for the schtank in me shortees...
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cop1- WTF!!
dude- SHIT SOB!
cop2- I give up
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"Dude....you guys scared the SHIT out of me"
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or
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Is this Dik going to the beer store?
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Cop; I'm sorry, I can't let you have it back.
LSD; Awww please sir, pleeease!
Cop; No, you work at Wal-Mart, you can't dress as a cop.
LSD; Bwaaaaa! *poops*
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cop 1: I will let you off with a warning if you let me toss your salad
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cop 2:Damnit LSD this is the 5th time today and your shift started an hour ago
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He is so happy that he could just shiy. oops
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Guy: So you see officer, I was filming a new clip for Mucho called 3 guys 2 bowls...
Cop: I know asshole. We've just finished filming. Now get the fuck out of here.
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"Fuck you officer, YOUR full of shit!"
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"But officer, I have a business to run."
"Don't worry, you'll be out in time to update at midnight, Yak."
fuck off
wtf man? acting like a retard will get you banned
so far that shithead stallons comment in my opinion rates.
"i thought there were far too many bushes in the area, so what i did was ring you guys up to see what you could do about it, you just steal my clothes and make me chocolate cake myself!" shit shit shit
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