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Comments to Lifejackets

  • White-box
    Archman says:

    Poster. Woot.

    2008-03-28T04:07:14Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      An old one at that

      2008-03-28T04:34:26Z
    • Moto-avatar
      Stallan says:

      still a good one

      2008-03-28T05:05:26Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      Still a fucking poster.

      2008-03-28T06:28:25Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    i wonder if they work....

    2008-03-28T04:52:33Z
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      It won't work. He didn't attach the lower strap to his waist.

      2008-03-28T05:23:06Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      yeah and he removed the "under penalty of law.." tag

      2008-03-28T06:20:33Z
    • 12345656778-01

      ha!!!serves him right.... law breakers... now if we can only get the cunts that remove matress tags

      2008-03-28T06:25:51Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Anything that slows down the bullet is fine by me.

      2008-03-28T07:22:43Z
    • Bravesamuel

      apparently it works better than a sky blue track jacket.

      2008-03-28T08:00:59Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      if they are smart the probebly fill the jackets with sand.

      2008-03-28T08:32:02Z
    • Bucketoftruth
      Scrotumus says:

      Do they look smart?

      2008-03-28T08:42:10Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      They aren't smart.

      2008-03-28T10:37:33Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      they no smrt

      2008-03-28T10:49:33Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      by judjing from colour of the skin ....yes not so smart

      2008-03-28T13:25:41Z
    • 16x16
      kazak says:

      smart.. nigs vs nigs all sides in civie clothes. Stolen life jackets stop you shooting your own mates from a distance.

      2008-03-28T13:59:22Z
    • Pic_16

      Well...the dude with no life jacket is about to die.......Maybe the enemy just laughs too much to shoot the dude!

      2008-03-28T14:59:20Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      of course they dont work, theyre black.

      2008-03-29T20:16:30Z
    • 16x16
      rayneone says:

      I think he is attempting to hide his identity, by using a disguise so the evil spirts attached to bullets shot at him can't find him.

      2008-03-29T23:34:21Z
  • Coolice

    Haha! thats great!

    2008-03-28T06:26:22Z
  • Avatar
    Catch-22 says:

    Using the attached signaling whistle he can call for the back-up lifeboat.

    2008-03-28T11:44:31Z
  • 48x48

    He probably thinks it will actually work lol I would like to see the look o his face when he gets shot in the stomach.

    2008-03-28T12:10:17Z
  • Images

    fuckin nigs always gotta carry guns, always gotta be angry, always gotta get shot, always gotta wear life jackets.

    2008-03-28T12:42:39Z
  • Pic_16

    Maybe this is New Orleans...it all fits...black dudes with guns and life jackets and bleeding waiting for Bush to blow another levee!

    2008-03-28T15:03:02Z
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    elchris says:

    THESE are ghetto niggers. not you gringo wealthy faggots

    2008-03-28T15:20:17Z
  • 48x48
    Gestapo says:

    Shit that floats

    2008-03-28T15:45:18Z
    • Not_guilty

      ...doesn't always flush

      2008-03-28T16:34:43Z
  • Newclaude

    Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady. -Just delivered the bomb; the Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. -Huh uh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief...the sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol' squares in battle like you see on a calendar. -Like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away.... Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then...then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

    Y'know by the end of that first dawn, we lost a hundred men? I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand... I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player; bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep...reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon on the 5th day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened?...Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, Eleven hundred men went in the water...Three hundred and sixteen men come out. The sharks took the rest. -July 29, 1945.

    Next post: Restaurant scene from "Scarface".

    2008-03-28T23:05:18Z
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posted March 28, 2008

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