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He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits on the lap of Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)
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Pwn3d!
Strong image
Dakota Fanning...
But the rest of the body is OK, right?
No wonder she fell asleep!
She just kept drinking...
ass or vag?
Super Hornio Brothers
Zippo Car
Women combine
Scooby Dooby Bukakke
the horrors of cart-pushing
this is how Dik goes to beer store,
Vomitness
first place
odd couple
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That's a huge bitch
Her legs are a mile long though
I wonder how they actually measured that?
Lasers.
i believe they start the measurement form either the inseam or at the leg joint itself on the outside
I think they start at the joint on the inside. Also, I think there is electrical tape and a cattle prod involved.
Well, maybe via x-ray?
as she's Russian there must have been a rack device involved as well
Via my cock maybe.
from the curls of his hair to the tip of his shoes obviously.
She's English, aint she, fries?
^Dumb ass.
Her legs are 11" shorter than me....I would flick her bean.
Stfu
Typical, I'd grab a lawn chair and some lotion. Just give me a week heads up and I'll be there.
i'll be there in 20 minutes
That looks just like Nelson de la Rosa, the worlds smallest midget actor, except he's dead. I tried to post a video of him dancing once, but it got rejected. Probably because it was old as Hell and the quality was shit. Still...
Lets vote! everybody that gives a damn say "HELL YEAH"
shes kinda hot. sorta reminds me of princess die for somereason.
'cause she looks like her?
can i kick you now?
Ironic spelling of her name there
i don't think he meant it
Ok, but just one kick. Don't get carried away.
How fucking dare you!!!?!!
Actually, I think this chick is hotter than Di was.
That because you're insane.
Di wasn't that cute. Plus, she was fucking a huge dork. Makes her even less attractive.
Following that logic, I wonder how low people would put your wife on the attractiveness scale...?
Only kidding, I have no idea how ugly your wife is.
I'm sorry, did I step on some special sensitive place?
Wait, no, I'm not sorry. Have some special affection for Princess Di is pretty pointless.
the other ironic thing is this tall lady just died.....so there you go morph
haha I have no real interest in the memory of Diana.
You now the last thing to go through Princess Di's mind before she died?
The steering wheel.
except she was in the back.... dumbass
Like I care where or how she died. I'm just glad she died.
you nasty fucker , she was the Princess of Hearts you know.... and to think i offered to take you out for a drink in the pub.
it was the headrest 1rish1
Princess of Farts maybe. If I ever go to your worthless country we can get beers and then you can show me her grave and we can piss on it. How'd that be?
the beer is cool but her grave is in the middle of a lake i think , however we could go for a swim in the Princess Diana Fountain
I wouldn't want to have a beer with you. You're a douche bag.
i'll remember that then
might be for the best if you dont come for that beer anyway , you yanks cant handle more that a 6pack of Budlite
You're just hoping I'll let you taste my jizz.
im a giver not a taster
Please, do not much the B-word in my presence.
I want to eat the skid-marks off her filthy un-mentionables.
Have seen a few pictures that were taken of these two, the little guy looks awesome in all of them. Her legs are pretty much perfect too, and just about the right length to wrap around my fat torso.
I think I'll wait for the video to come out. That's if she'll let him. Maybe the director will put him up to it.
I think this guy could take CruelHomo. For starters, CrissyHomo always gets down on his knees when he sees another man. That would pretty much even up the height difference.
Actually, the dwarf would probably be taller, as CrustyHomo is only a snot-nosed 3rd grader with poopy pants and thick glasses.
So, after slapping around Mr. Homo like it was a prison porno shoot, Mr. Pingping would get his ding-a-ling polished by the Guiness World Record youngest knob polisher, CuntHomo.
feel better now you've got that off your chest hank?
I still need to take a shit on DroolHomo's chest, then I'll feel better.
*The sound of diarrhea splashing off CrapHomo's head*
Oops, sorry, my aim is off a bit.
See, Hank, I told you that you used poo jokes fairly often. I count three in this thread alone.
Fuck off, you poo pushing pole puller. Sometimes I use them, sometimes I don't. Why don't you go tell some more hilarious ElPiss jokes?
I'm gonna keep telling them just to piss off you and your boyfriend bootface.
Who are you gonna tell? And why would you call BootFace my boyfriend?
Are you mad because I don't let you lick my balls any more?
Anyways, CreakyHomo came by, but didn't say shit to me and only posted one comment after I made the effort several times to provoke him. What a letdown. I thought he was tough, or something. Likewise, with NoobosaurusNext! These two dirty cunt noobs have been getting too free and loose lately and I am fucking tired of it for one. And that CrackaLicka cunt, too.
I was gone for a week and haven't noticed. You seem to have made friends with slickrick though. I called Buttfuck your boyfriend because he apparently doesn't appreciate elpiss jokes either.
Made friends with? I don't think that is what I would call it.
I saw your Buttface argument. Whatever, I said it a few weeks ago. That ElPiss stuff is just stale. I might be wrong, please correct me if I am, but I think when I was flaming Bitcho, I switched it up a bit more often. It was others that always latched onto a mode and never changed. (Cheeky) If you don't switch it up a bit, it loses all it's power.
Btw, Bitcho sent me an email saying he was going to make a new mucho account. I wonder what his name will be.
his new name will be supers bitch!!
supernova ..back from fighting the germans or whoever?
I'm still in Germany....
Hello WankInMyIceTea. Very sorry to clearly upset you, but I haven't been online most the day, and just dropped in to look around.
Fuck, you still haven't got any better have you? Don't worry, your efforts haven't gone unnoticed, but they have gone very far south of ineffectual now.
Seriously man, with flames this weak, you'd be hard pressed to start a bush fire between your 'girlfriend's' monster blubber thighs.
I think the poor, victimised, traumatised Muchoers who I have effortlessly pissed on recently like half-dead flies in a urinal need a farrrr higher standard of white knight than this. Jesus H Chrimbo...they deserve it, I think. Go champion the plight of disabled online trolls - you are non-functional.
You are not even worthy of being called a cunt now...it's gotten that bad.
I hate Plantshit - but he might at least put up a fight, 1rish1 has sufficient wit, and even El_Wanktard has his moments. Shit...even newcomer Typical is better than this. Weakness personified.
I have to go again now I'm afraid...but feel free to try again, and I'll pop in again tomorrow and see if you've managed to come up with anything worthwhile. Maybe you could combine grey matter with your pocket-pussy smerf.
Mwah X X X
I wonder if anybody will read that
It says -
"Hi I'm CruelHM and I've got a chronic inferiority complex."
i didnt get a mention
He talks too damn much, and yet says very, very little.
Poo Pushing Pole Puller? Preposterous Prepositions Predicate Prim and Proper Pronunciation, in Post-syntax Preponderances, Pal!
At one point, he mumbled something about Irish being wittier than me.
He's really grasping at straw with that one.
Hank, I've seen trash bags wittier than you....
You would know trash bags, PooperHomo. Which do you prefer to put over your date's head, paper or plastic?
I thought he was on point on that one. I'm much wittier than you.
...actually, I never said anything of the sort. Evidently, reading basic English sentences must be beyond Plank. However Irish...it certainly seems manifest that your wit does indeed far exceed his...in much the same way that a soiled toilet brush also exceeds his wit. I would definitely suggest a serious case of sunconscious insecurity of ability coming to the fore here...
Say what ya see Wank. Wank sees a pic of someone with poopy pants, and calls me poopy pants...Wank sees a woman with exceptionally long legs and thinks of a cross-dressing male...Wank calls me a cross-dressing male...it's really inspired stuff. He's a legend in the prestigious world of Massively Moronic Online Flaming (MMOF),
...*'subconscious' (Freudian slip...eeeks)
uhh, chm, yeah, you just wrote "eeeks" so, you don't really have a leg to stand on. I think you should close up that penis parking lot of yours. Thanks for coming out!!
Actually, CrissyHomo, every time I read one of your comments I see a little nerdy, greasy-haired 3rd grader with one leg three inches shorter than the other and a real talent for getting abducted by old men in running shoes and overcoats.
You are a little pasty lump. A door stop. A target. Your funny bone, like your penis, is undeveloped. You don't belong here or anywhere. So, go back to your closet, wipe the snot off your 'rithametic homework and try to figure out how to write a comment that isn't a fucking disgrace.
This shit bag sure is long fucking winded isn't he?
Actually, CrissyHomo, when I read your comments I see a little nerdy, greasy haired, 3rd grader with one leg 3 inches shorter than the other, thick glasses, and a real skill for getting kidnapped by old guys in running shoes and trench coats.
Your funny bone is, like your penis, undeveloped. You are a stooge, a door stop, a target. Go back to your closet, wipe the snot off your 'rithametic homework, and try to figure out how to make a comment that isn't a fucking disgrace.
haha smooth Hank, real smooth.
long time boom....you still as annoying and offensive?
Yes & YES!
Hows things fighting for our freedom fries then, super. Got many war trophies? Any crystal from one of Saddam's palaces? Gold AK's? ...anything?
you know I can't say too much. But I've picked up a couple trinkets here and there. I'm actually hoping to make it up your way before the years out. Buy you a beer?
No one is going to want those straw camels super
Are you telling me I just waisted 3Euro for nuthin'? FUCK
I want a trinket & a beer! I drive a hard bargin, I know, but I assure you, Im worth it.
It wasn't me. It was the site. The second comment was the one I posted about an hour before the first that never showed up. The first one there was me trying to recall what I had written previously.
I wonder how far she could throw it.
Pingping ain't easy.
I'm either realllllly hung over or that was actually funny....
Meh, two dozen of one, half a dozen of the other.
No, you're realllllly just a cunt.
Oh, sorry for the interpost, CrappyHomo, you fucking jizz snorting cross dresser.
"jizz snorting cross dresser". hahaha!
haha good one hanky.
It's funny cause it's true!
That bastard has a real condescending face.
He is definitely sneering.
He must be racist.
It's 'cause they took away his Fubu and put that outfit on him.
His parents were from Georgia
hahaha little mongolian