You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Fuck that shit. If you want to hit something as fucked up as that, walk around downtown with $40 tonight. At least the hooker will leave after, while I suspect this bitch would keep you up all night telling you to get her some fucking meth.
Comments to Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
*raises hand, hangs head*
Fuck you Fire Crotch!!!
Seriously. She had breast reductions, for christ's sake.
Set her crotch on fire, THEN I'll watch.
Fire crotches are hot. However, Lohan is not. Ergo sum, she is not a natural redhead, the bitch.
she didnt have breast reduction surgery... she lost weight.
WRONG, it's the meth damn it.
Worthless, anorexic skank.
Well said....and I second that.....She was hot like 5 years ago...now she is just a partied out junkie whore.
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
"Sooo, how's the novel coming along, hmmmm?"
haha, thats fucking great.
Babies Kill You a.k.a Karl Pilkington!
I just read about him, awesome.
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well Id still hit that.
TO THE WEAPONS EVERYBODY !!!!
It will sure be hard to hit when you are covered in pepper spray.
and what about the shackles ...
I don't know, she has become a pretty awful attention whore lately, but hell, I'd still hit it, too...
yep,me too
Fuck that shit. If you want to hit something as fucked up as that, walk around downtown with $40 tonight. At least the hooker will leave after, while I suspect this bitch would keep you up all night telling you to get her some fucking meth.
I'd lick her asshole
I wouldn't like her asshole with someone else's tongue.
*lick
yummy. ay like tits. ay'd hit that, an' when ay'm done with her, ay'll discard her, an' she can find her own meth..