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Comments to Linux

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  smokezblunt 2007-01-13T05:20:53Z says:

  ehh saggy but id hit her

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    Bumfuckio 2007-01-13T06:09:22Z says:

    I dont get this about this site...is everyone fucking supermodels here? Id fuck any female with two feet and a heartbeat...is that so wrong? If I got fucked by this chick I'd be right made up...
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    SNIKT 2007-01-13T07:12:21Z says:

    Hell, they all look the same with the lights off, though the ones that you can leave the lights on with are more fun.
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    Bumfuckio 2007-01-13T07:21:22Z says:

    I agree Logan...
    but...with the lights on you can always drape a flag across 'em and do it for your country...or paper bag it.
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    SNIKT 2007-01-13T18:00:19Z says:

    Nah, plastic bag them, for a while it's like fucking an epileptic.
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  SwissFandango 2007-01-13T05:24:33Z says:

  id hit a glove full of jelly right now

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    Alec13 2007-01-13T05:27:40Z says:

    why do people beat around the bush? I would like to have sex with her.
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    supernova 2007-01-13T06:08:49Z says:

    I think these people just have a lot of misplaced anger. They just need to hit things.
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    UVsaturated 2007-01-14T04:53:53Z says:

    Alec, I think you will someday just be a pornstar. Remember that I was your inspiration.
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  zero_space 2007-01-13T05:38:12Z says:

  She is very attractive, from my perspective. And I thought the only ppl who beat around the bush, are those who can't find the entrance to the cervix?
  Side note, BSD is better. >;)

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    HareTrinity 2007-01-13T13:09:29Z says:

    Woah, you go for the cervix?
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    monkeyfuck 2007-01-13T18:02:14Z says:

    BSD?
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    zero_space 2007-01-14T05:09:29Z says:

    Ooops, that's what I get for doing pills. Sorry Hare, glad I didn't become a doctor. :P

    monkeyfuck: Berkley Software Distribution.
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  Bumfuckio 2007-01-13T06:10:29Z says:

  <INSERT COMPUTER NERD LINGO HERE>

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    roozer 2007-01-13T06:30:01Z says:

    rofl
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    zero_space 2007-01-13T06:54:17Z says:

    DRQ+DACK==DMA channel;

    That nerdy enough for yah?
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    Zeratul 2007-01-13T08:46:36Z says:

    I'd stick my cartridge into her slot and.... well you get the rest.
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    SNIKT 2007-01-13T18:01:18Z says:

    You guys would all be struggling to insert your floppy discs and you know it.
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    monkeyfuck 2007-01-13T18:03:11Z says:

    Ummmm- I would show her my skills with my Red Hat?
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    yak 2007-01-13T19:21:50Z says:

    I'd reboot her power supply.
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    yak 2007-01-13T19:23:49Z says:

    its great how you can just say any 2 things and put 'i'd' and 'sex of person' in it and it will pretty much always work. (if you know what i mean can help too)
    I'd give her some extra ram.
    I'd upgrade her video card.
    I'd give her a blue screen of death, if you know what i mean.
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    Alec13 2007-01-13T19:29:09Z says:

    i would have sex with her...
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    Rayfield 2007-01-14T01:40:07Z says:

    Man, I really like to sit on her chair.
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    UVsaturated 2007-01-14T04:55:47Z says:

    This makes me want to switch my operating system, so long as she comes to visit me.
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  Wario7793 2007-01-13T06:52:48Z says:

  yeah, I'd definitely interface with her, all right.
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  Paroxysmus9 2007-01-13T11:12:37Z says:

  I bet she doesn't even know how to spell linux... I think I love her.
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  sanjuro 2007-01-13T15:44:36Z says:

  every night i fuck a hottie like this, i turn the lights off, diddle the wife and think of the hotties i just saw in Maxim.......ohhh honey your the best.......not

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    The_FapMan 2007-01-13T16:37:18Z says:

    Thats just too funny sanjuro.
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  rimjoy 2007-01-13T16:44:42Z says:

  I would poke my tounge in her ass
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  acca1203 2007-01-13T18:51:08Z says:

  her name is lise faulkner , she's an actress from the u.k , she has been well hot over here for years but is tryin to break america i believe.

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    monkeyfuck 2007-01-13T20:00:39Z says:

    If she waits long enough, America will break itself and she won't have to bother.
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  acca1203 2007-01-13T18:51:30Z says:

  lisa even
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  whoosurdady 2007-01-14T02:31:03Z says:

  I'd take a dump on her chest
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  susa 2007-01-14T08:02:20Z says:

  she looks like any girl..nothing special

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    SNIKT 2007-01-14T23:42:07Z says:

    You are mistaken.