It's uh, it's the show with the uh, the talking cup and the uh, flying fries with the black guy voice and uh, with the ball of meat and the uh, the spider with uh, with the diapers and rapping...
....the crotch spider hunts at night with infrared sight. It got multiple sensors which allowed them to send out radio waves that scan rooms for preys.Its very common they sneak under people quilt at night . The male testicles have lower average temperature then the rest of the body. The spiders confuse the testicles with the natural prey the rainforest mouse. The crotch spider poison is very deadly and a in most cases the patient the spider sting die if not the WHOLE genital package is removed from the patient.
then they are free and you tell people you have pets . Then teach them to bite of the testicles of gay and loser people like hank and 1rish. They look cute too!
i'd rather have to stomp the occasional insect than know this spawn of hell was creeping about the house at night with 1000 of her venemous babies just waiting to grow old and make their own webbed homes in each corner of my room.
Looks like it might be a Goliath Bird Eating spider...but then, I don't really know for sure. I'm just trying to look smart. If anyone is interested in finding out, then a Bird Eating spider looks like a good place to start. Of course, I'm sure some cunt on here might already know what this is. Maybe I AM that cunt, who knows?
Comments to Little Spider
J.K. Rowling's house
id have to move if I saw that in my house.
i think i'd move country
I would promptly have a heart attack and die.
I would give you some, uh, breast massages and, uh, Hank to mouth resucitation to try and save you.
Actually, if you had a heart attack, my dick would probably be in you before your heart stopped beating.
^ Wow...
Haha, the body stays warm and doesn't go rigid for quite some time. Might as well make use of it.
I'd only need a few minutes.
Mister 1 pump and dump huh?
What's it to ya?
Better get yourself a can of WD-40 and a lighter.
...and run like hell after that beast and her spawn eat the WD-40, and then run the train on your mother...
Or a can of raid dumbass
PB blaster, better than wd-40.
Hey, Bootface, since I haven't seen you in a while, I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself.
High five, Hank!
And once more, for emphasis!
Cunt ^
Well, you are what you eat...
It was nice not seeing you, now that your here go to hell.
Well, that's a fine how do you do! You rude son of a bitch.
I'm sorry, how are you feeling, emotions and stuff?
Well, since menopause came I don't seem to have any energy and I'm retaining a lot of water these days, as well.
How about you? Your hip holding out?
Oh its getting worse with this cold weather, the doctor says if I dont lay off the sugar I'm gonna lose the foot. Oh well
You poor thing.
RAID is for pussies.
"RELEASE THE PHONE SPIDERS, STEVE!"
haha :)
It's uh, it's the show with the uh, the talking cup and the uh, flying fries with the black guy voice and uh, with the ball of meat and the uh, the spider with uh, with the diapers and rapping...
JohnMadden, you're incredibly unfunny.
unfunny enough to be the real deal
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, lameass
holy shit your smart los, good call!
Resembles an African woman. give or take some babies
yeah, i can see that- 8 legs, couple of fangs, sitting on the ceiling...
I've seen one or two that fit that description.
what species it that? is it dangerous? where does it live???
that is testis arachne or also known as the crotch spider. its very deadly and lives in the corners of ceilings and under computer desks.
....the crotch spider hunts at night with infrared sight. It got multiple sensors which allowed them to send out radio waves that scan rooms for preys.Its very common they sneak under people quilt at night . The male testicles have lower average temperature then the rest of the body. The spiders confuse the testicles with the natural prey the rainforest mouse. The crotch spider poison is very deadly and a in most cases the patient the spider sting die if not the WHOLE genital package is removed from the patient.
ah, you finally telling us where it went bad for you ....
ah fuck you sbd! i really want to know the name of this spider breed and where its habitat is...
its exist wherever you finds it
...That was actually pretty coherent, planty. Well done!
there“s always an answer
if one search Wikipedia for it...
Awwww man
spider-man?
That gave me the chills, right there...
Blarg!
First name HOE, second name Lee, last name SHIT!
holyshit, that is fuckin funny.
*coughs*
Nice
I would move my mother-in-law into this room. The spiders would move out on their own.
not getting along with the old bag?
She's so ugly, she gives spiders the shivers.
you should submit a pic of her...
That would be pretty dangerous to try.
funny, nevertheless, get it photoshopped and just leave copies lying around the house - worth a go
It doesn't need any photoshopping.
when i mentioned that you had to live with your mother in law you said you got along great, liar. you love the bitch
according to popular knowledge you only have to look at the mother to guess how the daughter will look like 20 to 30 years later... ;)
He's not saying he doesn't get along with her, elpiss. He's just saying she's ugly.
You are so kind, Smerf. Taking time out your busy mucho schedule to explain things to the slow kids.
I'm not eating that, no matter how tempting.
When youre told to eat it, dog, then youre gonna eat it.
I'm not your fucking wife.
hahaha
someone needs a rolled up newspaper
Not me
i like spiders, i like animals that lives in the shadow.
Like crabs
in my pubes
it would be great to have em in my house. they get rid of all the annoying insects i have to deal with everyday
then they are free and you tell people you have pets . Then teach them to bite of the testicles of gay and loser people like hank and 1rish. They look cute too!
i'd rather have to stomp the occasional insect than know this spawn of hell was creeping about the house at night with 1000 of her venemous babies just waiting to grow old and make their own webbed homes in each corner of my room.
its called symbiosis get used to it you shroomie
There's good eatin' on them.
You cant eat sheer hate
Holy shit! Its a Black Mamba!
Mamba is a snake you dolt
REALLY!? You're so smart! You must get all kinds of stickers in your kindergarten class!
I'm on it.
damn little gang bangers
Looks like it might be a Goliath Bird Eating spider...but then, I don't really know for sure. I'm just trying to look smart. If anyone is interested in finding out, then a Bird Eating spider looks like a good place to start. Of course, I'm sure some cunt on here might already know what this is. Maybe I AM that cunt, who knows?
Didn't read most of that, but I think your last sentence is correct.
Shhhhting!
Wrong, MrFigs. People actually LIKE cunt.
Oh yeah, nice. Just because I get the overpowering urge to call you 'cunt' everytime I see you...now it becomes a term of affection.
No, it could be that you just are a cunt and people are sick of seeing your Goliath Screen Eating Paragraphs.
PinkStink, people like cunt. Don't call him that. Call him an ass-felcher, instead.
Haha! I can't help being wordy. X
*shivers*
*keeps jamiee warm*
For all you know that is just dik throwing a big kegger.
Can anyone explain that last comment to me?
No.
Quit pouting, Kirk.
A huge fucking spider just creeped across my laptop screen...no shit; I have major shivers now
Whenever I get the shivers I stick my fingers in my armpits, then I smell them like thissssss.......
the spider wasn't huge
was too
Did it sit down beside you?
no ..she screamed and whisked it away
what a candy-ass
Women...what sissys. And Kirk, also.
I can't even imagine how fast that thing can run! My skin is crawling now, thx!