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  • 48x48
    Swappi says:

    J.K. Rowling's house

    2008-09-24T04:23:23Z
    • Fuck_you
      SBD says:

      id have to move if I saw that in my house.

      2008-09-24T08:49:20Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      i think i'd move country

      2008-09-24T11:10:46Z
    • Daft_punk
      Typical says:

      I would promptly have a heart attack and die.

      2008-09-24T13:52:33Z
    • Bukowski2

      I would give you some, uh, breast massages and, uh, Hank to mouth resucitation to try and save you.

      2008-09-24T13:59:39Z
    • Bukowski2

      Actually, if you had a heart attack, my dick would probably be in you before your heart stopped beating.

      2008-09-24T14:17:23Z
    • Img_100026__2_
      FLFisher says:

      ^ Wow...

      2008-09-24T15:05:25Z
    • Daft_punk
      Typical says:

      Haha, the body stays warm and doesn't go rigid for quite some time. Might as well make use of it.

      2008-09-24T15:40:23Z
    • Bukowski2

      I'd only need a few minutes.

      2008-09-24T15:44:28Z
    • Rainbows
      MixerSlut says:

      Mister 1 pump and dump huh?

      2008-09-24T17:38:51Z
    • Bukowski2

      What's it to ya?

      2008-09-25T03:30:02Z
  • Ms
    s0nn3 says:

    Better get yourself a can of WD-40 and a lighter.

    2008-09-24T05:14:51Z
    • 16x16

      ...and run like hell after that beast and her spawn eat the WD-40, and then run the train on your mother...

      2008-09-24T07:11:21Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      Or a can of raid dumbass

      2008-09-24T07:55:23Z
    • Slavery_lol
      exojjl says:

      PB blaster, better than wd-40.

      2008-09-24T10:49:19Z
    • Bukowski2

      Hey, Bootface, since I haven't seen you in a while, I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself.

      2008-09-24T15:46:11Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      High five, Hank!

      And once more, for emphasis!

      2008-09-25T00:06:59Z
    • Images
      CruelHM says:

      Cunt ^

      2008-09-25T00:10:54Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Well, you are what you eat...

      2008-09-25T03:26:51Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      It was nice not seeing you, now that your here go to hell.

      2008-09-25T07:13:28Z
    • Bukowski2

      Well, that's a fine how do you do! You rude son of a bitch.

      2008-09-25T08:55:21Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      I'm sorry, how are you feeling, emotions and stuff?

      2008-09-25T12:02:44Z
    • Bukowski2

      Well, since menopause came I don't seem to have any energy and I'm retaining a lot of water these days, as well.

      How about you? Your hip holding out?

      2008-09-25T12:21:54Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      Oh its getting worse with this cold weather, the doctor says if I dont lay off the sugar I'm gonna lose the foot. Oh well

      2008-09-25T12:29:28Z
    • Bukowski2

      You poor thing.

      2008-09-25T12:37:44Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      RAID is for pussies.

      2008-09-29T01:08:20Z
  • Photo
    Mako says:

    "RELEASE THE PHONE SPIDERS, STEVE!"

    2008-09-24T07:09:59Z
    • 1222794398_l_2c3ee488f5f720987d72591c85eb1d5b
      OhSnap says:

      haha :)

      2008-09-24T07:35:58Z
    • Jmadd
      JohnMadden says:

      It's uh, it's the show with the uh, the talking cup and the uh, flying fries with the black guy voice and uh, with the ball of meat and the uh, the spider with uh, with the diapers and rapping...

      2008-09-24T08:46:28Z
    • Supraliminal_2

      JohnMadden, you're incredibly unfunny.

      2008-09-24T13:36:58Z
    • _fear_of_music__sleeve
      possum says:

      unfunny enough to be the real deal

      2008-09-24T14:27:08Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Aqua Teen Hunger Force, lameass

      2008-09-24T18:22:30Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      holy shit your smart los, good call!

      2008-09-25T13:04:34Z
  • Zcxc

    Resembles an African woman. give or take some babies

    2008-09-24T07:25:57Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      yeah, i can see that- 8 legs, couple of fangs, sitting on the ceiling...

      2008-09-24T11:12:09Z
    • Th_papa_lazarou
      Mannynub says:

      I've seen one or two that fit that description.

      2008-09-24T17:49:28Z
  • Pferd2
    Romeo2000 says:

    what species it that? is it dangerous? where does it live???

    2008-09-24T07:46:21Z
    • Fuck_you
      SBD says:

      that is testis arachne or also known as the crotch spider. its very deadly and lives in the corners of ceilings and under computer desks.

      2008-09-24T08:48:38Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      ....the crotch spider hunts at night with infrared sight. It got multiple sensors which allowed them to send out radio waves that scan rooms for preys.Its very common they sneak under people quilt at night . The male testicles have lower average temperature then the rest of the body. The spiders confuse the testicles with the natural prey the rainforest mouse. The crotch spider poison is very deadly and a in most cases the patient the spider sting die if not the WHOLE genital package is removed from the patient.

      2008-09-24T09:07:23Z
    • Monday
      EPISTAXIS says:

      ah, you finally telling us where it went bad for you ....

      2008-09-24T09:31:22Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      ah fuck you sbd! i really want to know the name of this spider breed and where its habitat is...

      2008-09-24T11:23:13Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      its exist wherever you finds it

      2008-09-24T13:27:20Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      ...That was actually pretty coherent, planty. Well done!

      2008-09-24T13:40:07Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      there“s always an answer

      2008-09-24T16:26:11Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      if one search Wikipedia for it...

      2008-09-24T17:45:16Z
  • Daft_fiction
    ADAT says:

    Awwww man

    2008-09-24T08:26:04Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      spider-man?

      2008-09-24T11:23:44Z
  • 44279878_c5f291a253_m-75x75

    That gave me the chills, right there...
    Blarg!

    2008-09-24T08:48:45Z
  • Bustedballs
    Rompipalle says:

    First name HOE, second name Lee, last name SHIT!

    2008-09-24T10:46:49Z
    • Slavery_lol
      exojjl says:

      holyshit, that is fuckin funny.

      2008-09-24T10:50:46Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      *coughs*

      2008-09-24T17:51:05Z
  • Muchosuckoavatar__2_
    Magawd says:

    Nice

    2008-09-24T11:55:47Z
  • Bukowski2

    I would move my mother-in-law into this room. The spiders would move out on their own.

    2008-09-24T12:07:54Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      not getting along with the old bag?

      2008-09-24T13:23:10Z
    • Bukowski2

      She's so ugly, she gives spiders the shivers.

      2008-09-24T13:32:25Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      you should submit a pic of her...

      2008-09-24T14:39:41Z
    • Bukowski2

      That would be pretty dangerous to try.

      2008-09-24T14:42:56Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      funny, nevertheless, get it photoshopped and just leave copies lying around the house - worth a go

      2008-09-24T14:45:21Z
    • Bukowski2

      It doesn't need any photoshopping.

      2008-09-24T14:54:33Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      when i mentioned that you had to live with your mother in law you said you got along great, liar. you love the bitch

      2008-09-24T17:04:24Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      according to popular knowledge you only have to look at the mother to guess how the daughter will look like 20 to 30 years later... ;)

      2008-09-24T19:14:00Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      He's not saying he doesn't get along with her, elpiss. He's just saying she's ugly.

      2008-09-25T00:08:09Z
    • Bukowski2

      You are so kind, Smerf. Taking time out your busy mucho schedule to explain things to the slow kids.

      2008-09-25T03:32:36Z
  • Avatar
    Jones says:

    I'm not eating that, no matter how tempting.

    2008-09-24T13:15:53Z
    • Allisvanity

      When youre told to eat it, dog, then youre gonna eat it.

      2008-09-24T16:30:46Z
    • Avatar
      Jones says:

      I'm not your fucking wife.

      2008-09-24T16:51:01Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      hahaha

      2008-09-24T18:23:16Z
    • Pic_16

      someone needs a rolled up newspaper

      2008-09-24T18:33:46Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Not me

      2008-09-24T18:40:08Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    i like spiders, i like animals that lives in the shadow.

    2008-09-24T17:01:06Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Like crabs

      2008-09-24T18:23:48Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      in my pubes

      2008-09-24T18:47:03Z
  • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
    elchris says:

    it would be great to have em in my house. they get rid of all the annoying insects i have to deal with everyday

    2008-09-24T17:07:34Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      then they are free and you tell people you have pets . Then teach them to bite of the testicles of gay and loser people like hank and 1rish. They look cute too!

      2008-09-24T17:11:36Z
    • Images
      hotshot says:

      i'd rather have to stomp the occasional insect than know this spawn of hell was creeping about the house at night with 1000 of her venemous babies just waiting to grow old and make their own webbed homes in each corner of my room.

      2008-09-24T18:57:58Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      its called symbiosis get used to it you shroomie

      2008-09-24T21:25:22Z
  • Th_papa_lazarou
    Mannynub says:

    There's good eatin' on them.

    2008-09-24T17:50:47Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      You cant eat sheer hate

      2008-09-24T18:13:35Z
  • Uber_icon
    Asphalt says:

    Holy shit! Its a Black Mamba!

    2008-09-24T18:12:46Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Mamba is a snake you dolt

      2008-09-24T18:24:33Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      REALLY!? You're so smart! You must get all kinds of stickers in your kindergarten class!

      2008-09-24T22:26:14Z
  • Claude20
    Claude2-0 says:

    I'm on it.

    2008-09-24T18:26:29Z
  • Pic_16

    damn little gang bangers

    2008-09-24T18:35:05Z
  • Images
    CruelHM says:

    Looks like it might be a Goliath Bird Eating spider...but then, I don't really know for sure. I'm just trying to look smart. If anyone is interested in finding out, then a Bird Eating spider looks like a good place to start. Of course, I'm sure some cunt on here might already know what this is. Maybe I AM that cunt, who knows?

    2008-09-24T22:41:14Z
    • Not_guilty

      Didn't read most of that, but I think your last sentence is correct.

      2008-09-24T23:12:10Z
    • Images
      CruelHM says:

      Shhhhting!

      2008-09-25T00:07:35Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Wrong, MrFigs. People actually LIKE cunt.

      2008-09-25T00:09:46Z
    • Images
      CruelHM says:

      Oh yeah, nice. Just because I get the overpowering urge to call you 'cunt' everytime I see you...now it becomes a term of affection.

      2008-09-25T00:13:24Z
    • Pinkstinkwrinkle

      No, it could be that you just are a cunt and people are sick of seeing your Goliath Screen Eating Paragraphs.

      2008-09-25T03:01:36Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      PinkStink, people like cunt. Don't call him that. Call him an ass-felcher, instead.

      2008-09-25T03:27:57Z
    • Images
      CruelHM says:

      Haha! I can't help being wordy. X

      2008-09-25T12:54:31Z
  • Avatar_skull_2
    jamiee1869 says:

    *shivers*

    2008-09-25T03:18:25Z
    • Pinkstinkwrinkle

      *keeps jamiee warm*

      2008-09-25T03:22:40Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      For all you know that is just dik throwing a big kegger.

      2008-09-25T03:22:54Z
    • Bukowski2

      Can anyone explain that last comment to me?

      2008-09-25T03:34:41Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      No.

      2008-09-25T03:37:23Z
    • Bukowski2

      Quit pouting, Kirk.

      2008-09-25T03:42:18Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      A huge fucking spider just creeped across my laptop screen...no shit; I have major shivers now

      2008-09-25T03:56:06Z
    • Bukowski2

      Whenever I get the shivers I stick my fingers in my armpits, then I smell them like thissssss.......

      2008-09-25T04:03:28Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      the spider wasn't huge

      2008-09-25T04:09:02Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      was too

      2008-09-25T04:09:42Z
    • Bukowski2

      Did it sit down beside you?

      2008-09-25T04:13:12Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      no ..she screamed and whisked it away

      2008-09-25T06:18:05Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      what a candy-ass

      2008-09-25T06:18:20Z
    • Bukowski2

      Women...what sissys. And Kirk, also.

      2008-09-25T08:56:33Z
  • Harrytipper

    I can't even imagine how fast that thing can run! My skin is crawling now, thx!

    2008-09-26T08:47:00Z
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