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Living with first person shooter disease

For those of us who love FPS games. I KNOW DIK you DONT play. Fuck off.

Living with first person shooter disease

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Comments to Living with first person shooter disease

  • nahog99
    nahog99 2009-07-02T04:19:34Z says:

    the "from his eyes" part was funny the rest was kinda lammmmee

    • Yobe
      Yobe 2009-07-02T05:39:00Z says:

      Mostly agreed. Except I also liked the part when he jumped up the curb. lol!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-02T14:48:28Z says:

      I liked it when he pulled a gun on that bitch.

    • JohnMatrix
      JohnMatrix 2009-07-03T02:25:22Z says:

      awful

  • Dr.Korea
    Dr.Korea 2009-07-02T04:19:55Z says:

    i know their pain, i can only do the safety dance.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2009-07-02T04:52:59Z says:

    I suffer from this too. I see the world like Mirrors Edge.

    • gta2800
      gta2800 2009-07-02T04:54:33Z says:

      I see the world like Killzone 2.

    • PunkChef13
      PunkChef13 2009-07-02T05:13:51Z says:

      fallout 3

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-07-02T06:30:46Z says:

      bubble bobble

    • McWoozy
      McWoozy 2009-07-02T06:50:13Z says:

      Pacman for me

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-07-02T06:52:27Z says:

      Basil the Great Mouse Detective on the Spectrum 48k bitches

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-07-02T06:59:40Z says:

      creatures 2

    • Xho
      Xho 2009-07-02T07:36:02Z says:

      Punk, VATS would be mighty useful, eh?

    • yak
      yak 2009-07-02T08:05:28Z says:

      eternal darkness. :(

    • yak
      yak 2009-07-02T08:05:41Z says:

      (with an empty sanity meter)

    • Joindjusb4
      Joindjusb4 2009-07-02T09:01:08Z says:

      pong

    • Staroplzenecky
      Staroplzenecky 2009-07-02T10:54:13Z says:

      bioshock

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2009-07-02T10:58:03Z says:

      All I see is 'Game Over.' Anyone got a cheat code I could use?

    • Sevym
      Sevym 2009-07-02T12:30:04Z says:

      Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde :(

    • fukUgoodNight
      fukUgoodNight 2009-07-02T12:43:43Z says:

      Contra orig nes :(

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-07-02T12:44:43Z says:

      postal for me

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-07-02T12:49:25Z says:

      pacman, running around in darkenend rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

    • mufdvr121
      mufdvr121 2009-07-02T13:38:05Z says:

      paperboy for me

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-07-02T14:09:11Z says:

      maniac mansion on heroin

    • fukUgoodNight
      fukUgoodNight 2009-07-02T15:31:09Z says:

      slaughter house sega.. steve save me some.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-07-02T15:39:10Z says:

      jazz jack rabbit 2

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-07-02T16:47:06Z says:

      nobody has a sims life?

    • Sevym
      Sevym 2009-07-02T17:23:17Z says:

      up, up, right, right, speed up, speed up, left, left, down, down, right, right, speed up, speed up.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T17:36:22Z says:

      up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a

      who can tell me what game that cheat goes to?

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-07-02T17:45:02Z says:

      Gameboy Pokemon's Ash for me .... yes, life is pretty shit.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T17:54:11Z says:

      pokemon? seriously? i see the world as GTA san andreas, still my all time favorite game (first person shooter at least) followed by Black, i love pretty much anything star wars and a good flight sim, either mid 1900's war or sci-fi

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-02T18:02:40Z says:

      That's the cheat code for Contra on NES dw, except it keeps going a little more.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-02T18:07:09Z says:

      I think it ends b,a,select,start. Although I haven't played that game in about 15 years or so.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-07-02T18:10:37Z says:

      You're all fucking pathetic.
      Get back to 4Chan.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-07-02T18:10:53Z says:

      DESU DESU

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-07-02T18:11:03Z says:

      Agreed. ^

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T18:50:36Z says:

      nope, its just one b, a then start to start the game if you want first player or move the cursor down to two player then start. you have to complete the cadence before the title screen finishes moving across the screen and the cursor appears but that isn't hard to do, it moves slow.
      I play it all the time on an emulator although I do have the cartridge and an nes if i wanted to go that route.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-07-02T18:52:36Z says:

      Fuck the shut up.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T18:55:44Z says:

      cruel, stop gasping for attention, i'm so very sorry one of your little play fight buddies isn't around for you to pillow fight with but I'm not game, go annoy someone else

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-02T19:08:45Z says:

      I wish I still had my NES but it died a long time ago. I remember having to hit reset a bunch before I could put that code in successfully, although I'd probably better at it now.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-07-02T19:10:46Z says:

      .....

      Anyway, dw, no I was kidding, I would say that I see the world as san andreas but I don't go around shooting hookers ..

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-02T19:15:02Z says:

      Well you don't HAVE to shoot the hookers.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T20:01:51Z says:

      nope, anyway shooting them gets you stars. stabbing or just a good ol' fashion beating is the best way to dispose of a mouthy bitch

      I had to quite playing for a few days after I had to fight off a strong urge to pull over and stab a jogger on my way to work one day last week. at that point i realized that i was losing my already weak grasp of reality

    • Theck4
      Theck4 2009-07-02T20:10:09Z says:

      i have rapelay disease

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-02T20:15:05Z says:

      You only hit select start if you're playing 2 player.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-02T20:38:57Z says:

      I knew I use to hit select start, that explains why that was stuck in my head.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T20:46:58Z says:

      well since select is how you move the cursor and start is how you select the game mode to play its kinda understood that had to be hit every time regardless of the cheat code or not.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-02T20:49:50Z says:

      I don't know when I say it really fast in my head from memory that's what I come up with. I used to play the shit out of that game though.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-07-02T21:18:00Z says:

      i did too, at one point i could play all the way through without dying once. don't know how now, i die over and over again in the last 4 levels but with the 30 lives cheat it doesn't matter, its almost like being invincible.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2009-07-02T07:46:44Z says:

    Gears of War Two. I chainsawed my cousin the other day...

    • Joindjusb4
      Joindjusb4 2009-07-02T09:01:35Z says:

      somebody sucks nigger balls at posting

    • dik
      dik 2009-07-02T10:27:58Z says:

      k-billy..i don't have anything against video games..i wasn't even going to comment till i saw your temper tantrum description..settle down

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-07-02T15:28:20Z says:

      haha, ok

K-Billy
posted July 02, 2009

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