Lizard Lady

Comments to Lizard Lady

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  ChristopherWalken 2008-02-04T05:07:57Z says:

  This blows. She's not green all over.

  It does make me want to DL Land of the Lost episodes.

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    blownchunks 2008-02-04T05:24:59Z says:

    im glad i wasn't the only one who wasn't satisfied with her not being green all over. what a disappointment.
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    spankbot 2008-02-04T06:25:35Z says:

    It's a "sleazestack" Get it?
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-02-04T06:39:34Z says:

    I get it, it just sucks. Stick to your political commentary, comedy's apparently not your strong suit.
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    TheNeutrachrist 2008-02-04T08:14:51Z says:

    As is your flaccid attempt at a retort. Where are the flashy and colorful uses of the word, fuck or gay?
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  jamiee1869 2008-02-04T05:29:08Z says:

  The rare and elusive Jamaican Horny Toad.

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    Rolandofgilead 2008-02-04T06:30:25Z says:

    Horny toads are cool, I caught one last spring and gave it to my nephew to keep as a pet.
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    HankChinaski 2008-02-05T15:43:56Z says:

    What do you feed it, deeznuts?
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-02-06T04:50:25Z says:

    Beernuts.
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  kio 2008-02-04T07:40:56Z says:

  is this sopos to be from WoW? aka a troll?

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    YourTerrorist 2008-02-04T08:01:22Z says:

    Oh yah man!
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    DoctorLev 2008-02-10T03:14:20Z says:

    Yeah, this is a scene from Whores of Warcraft. Shitty porn but brings the lolz.
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  -Morph- 2008-02-04T08:02:25Z says:

  i would definately fuck this girl...
  
  
  its the furriness that does it for me. minus the facial fang things on her cheeks.
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  TheMisfit 2008-02-04T08:19:16Z says:

  HAHAHA!!! its like a guy with tits and a pussy, cuz it likes WoW enuff 2 paint itself green(but not all the way, pussy) and it masturbates!
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  DrBear 2008-02-04T09:14:43Z says:

  I am the make-up artist who did the SFX make-up for this. I shit you not. If you don't believe me go to my website ThousandFacesLA.com and see for yourself.

  Now, about her not being totally green...

  If I had put green make-up on her pussy she would have rubbed it off and the make-up would have mixed with her "natural juices" and become a slimy green foamy substance resembling SNOT. Not very sexy.

  I thought I was being pretty clever by coming up with the flesh colored patches all over her body. That allowed me to leave her pussy without make-up and still have her be green all over and look believable. You'll notice that there is one on her forehead and in the middle of her chest and her back.

  The director originally wanted her entirely green until we both realized the "snot situation". He also wanted her to have tusks. I wasn't as happy with how those looked. I was pretty happy with the overall look though.

  Director is Dez. He's pretty big in the porn world. The actress is Taylor Rain. Very cool chick. Very cooperative for the 2 hours it took to put that on her. That's not airbrush, that's all put on with a sponge, by hand. Luckily I have a very understanding wife.

  The movie is one of the episodes of WhoreLore (Formerly WhoreCraft)
  where elves and trolls fuck.

  I can now say that i've made it...I'm on Muco Sucko!

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    dik 2008-02-04T11:22:13Z says:

    jesus christ you yappy noob...not even about to read that book you wrote
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    Victorious 2008-02-04T12:02:04Z says:

    you homo! you didn't even slip it in for a moment did you!?
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    Bootface 2008-02-04T12:14:17Z says:

    you sponge painted her green for 2 hours and didnt fuck her brains out? at least paint your wife green and take it out on her?
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    Victorious 2008-02-04T21:55:42Z says:

    the tusks looked horrible, by the way.
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    HankChinaski 2008-02-05T15:57:32Z says:

    Taylor Rain, such a pretty name.
    
    If I was gonna be a porn star, my name would be Harry Moon.
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  DrBear 2008-02-04T22:25:27Z says:

  Thanks "Victorious" I think I already mentioned that I was unhappy with the tusks. Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it.

  ...and I didn't fuck her because
  a) She's not the total slut you think she is. Obviously she has a certain morally casual attitude, but she doesn't just randomly fuck every guy she meets like in your teenage fantasies. Also, at this point she had a boyfriend (Hence the solo sex scene, no dick)
  B) I'm married dumbass!

  ...but it was fun.

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    dik 2008-02-05T00:02:48Z says:

    listen to me noob. she is a total dirty slut. and so is your dirty slut of a wife
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    dik 2008-02-05T11:17:29Z says:

    and your goddamned mother too
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    Victorious 2008-02-05T15:32:11Z says:

    anytime, dr. "didn't-slip-it-in" bear!
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    HankChinaski 2008-02-05T15:55:25Z says:

    No, he slips it in bears.
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  DrBear 2008-02-04T22:31:28Z says:

  My wife is great enough to not mind me doing body make-up on hot naked porn stars. I'm certainly not going to do anything to screw that up.
  Would YOUR wife/girlfriend put up with that?

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    El_Wanko 2008-02-04T23:56:18Z says:

    Mine would beat me for not using the reply button.
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    El_Wanko 2008-02-04T23:56:25Z says:

    She's a bitch like that.
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    dik 2008-02-05T00:03:16Z says:

    i'm glad she beat you
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    DickNixonJr 2008-02-05T00:16:37Z says:

    Me too
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    YourTerrorist 2008-02-05T03:05:04Z says:

    My wife puts up with that after i shave her and take her out for a walk...
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  WoWbreak 2008-02-05T13:21:34Z says:

  I tink i be in love mon. Dis mixes da porno i be lovin wit da sexy troll hoes i find oh so comforting... mon. Ps. She be a shaman i hopes

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    fries-please 2008-02-05T13:53:03Z says:

    ^^ can we have that in English please
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    Victorious 2008-02-05T15:31:50Z says:

    translation:"i'm a retard, and i fap to 3d characters.."
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    HankChinaski 2008-02-05T15:46:36Z says:

    Hee hee.
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  0supaboy0 2008-04-19T06:49:08Z says:

  cool hulks daughter i get 1st dibs