not really, it was a foregone conclusion the lobster would buy the farm. venom against no venom. a full grown lobster would've been much more of a fight
Look at me guys...I'm smerf! I post on every goddamn thread on a row. No I don't actually have anything to contribute, I just like seeing my name plastered everywhere.
Generally, I tend to comment on several things one after the other, because I happen to look at several things one after the other and no one else is commenting.
dime-a-dozen crawfish is my indian name. anyways, that was no crawfish, it was clearly a unicorn
my sister liked you better when you were just big black... she says now you are much bigger badder and blacker, and doubts your ability to settle down with just one *cough* "beezy"
once my incredible skank sister had a big new years party ..she had live lobsters flown in ..i got to open the crates...i took a few out and took the elastic bands off their claws...put steak knives in them..they were pretty docile after their journey but let me tell you it was pretty fucking funny seeing lobsters crawling along the floor with knives...
Comments to Lobster vs scorpion
Fuckin Lobster
ok that was pretty fucking awsome
not really, it was a foregone conclusion the lobster would buy the farm. venom against no venom. a full grown lobster would've been much more of a fight
stupid lobster brought a knife to a gun fight
I reakon the lobster would have a harder shell and be stronger.
Look at me guys...I'm smerf! I post on every goddamn thread on a row. No I don't actually have anything to contribute, I just like seeing my name plastered everywhere.
You also have massive moobs and a faggy nipple ring.
I'm gameshot911, a bitter fucking twat who needs to shut the fuck up and enjoy the posts before he gets his cunt ass banned
...? Who the fuck?
you should of waited for smerf to post before posting yourself dumbass
Especially since I don't comment on most of the videos.
My social commentary was on the fact that the last few times I have visited the site, you've held 8+ of the last 10 comments.
/b/ has rubbed off on me...
Generally, I tend to comment on several things one after the other, because I happen to look at several things one after the other and no one else is commenting.
In short, go fuck yourself, chode-monkey.
i thought i was the chode monkey...
::sad::
No no, you're the chocolate chip asshole.
Everyone (except me) on this site reminds me of gossipy bitchy women.
who really cares who posts. Seriously, what does it matter?
Ask Apathy.
Smerf is a fat homo.
you all like dicks
I might not care to answer.
Oh no! I've now got four comments on the list. Is it ok to carry on, Gayshot?
Oops, now it's five...
sounds like Cervix is jealous.
Mortalllllllllllll Kombaaaaaaaat
Im playing the theme song in my head right now
SCORPION WINS!!!
FATALITY!!!
Thats not a lobster its a crawdad.
correct!
I real lobster would have owned that scorpion.
i love lobster more than anything on earth...besides these awesome chicken wings from this new place that just opened up around the corner
I assume you know by now whether or not they deliver.
everything delivers to me
I thought it was a Australian Blue Yabbi.
Everything except for the beer store.
actually the beer store does deliver...sitting here waiting is how i really get to the beer store
we've all been conned
or is 'duped by dik' a better way of putting it ?
don't tell anyone
I already knew.
A "real" lobster would have been Greenish, since blue and yellow lobsters are rare..That's a Blue Crawfish from the Australasian region
well thank you so much jacques coustou..
cousteau?
Jerk Cousteau?
Hank Cousteau?
James?
^Cunt.
Jaques Cunteau?
Jocks Cunt-tow?
:.(
wtf are you sad the lobster died?
yes, lobsters are good luck.... like unicorns...
well, too bad is was just some dime-a-dozen crawfish... brave, how's your sister?
dime-a-dozen crawfish is my indian name. anyways, that was no crawfish, it was clearly a unicorn
my sister liked you better when you were just big black... she says now you are much bigger badder and blacker, and doubts your ability to settle down with just one *cough* "beezy"
well as far as crawfish or lobsters
go that one must have been defective cause it's luck was shit!!
a scorpion is basically a lobster with a stinger tail.
something jizzed at 1:15
wow... a "lobster" couldnt beat a scorpion, what a shock.
Go Team Scorpion
fake
Nothing exists.
Poor lobster, man. I was rooting for him.
You were rooting him? What?
your avatar is too similar to mine..sorry but you'll have to rethink it
no.. we can't discuss it
agreed!
man i second that royal
if it was a full size red lobster the motherfucker wouldve won
Lobsters only turn red after cooking, so regardless of size it still couldn't win.
a full sized lobster would have been able to chop the scorpion into pieces
Not if it was cooked...
Which is the point I was making.
how about cookied scorp to make it even?
cooked* lol, cant type for shit, halfasleep.
In that case, the lobster would probably win because it tastes better.
once my incredible skank sister had a big new years party ..she had live lobsters flown in ..i got to open the crates...i took a few out and took the elastic bands off their claws...put steak knives in them..they were pretty docile after their journey but let me tell you it was pretty fucking funny seeing lobsters crawling along the floor with knives...
at least one child cried
Haha I don't know which is funnier, lobsters armed with knives, making a child cry or the description "my incredible skank sister".
put it all together and what you've got right there is a party sir
With a capital P.
and did you put them in a pot of boiling water to here them scream hahahahaha
haha....you shoulda had the lobsters battle eachother to see who go to live in the fish-tank.
*got
Shit.
I'd like to see Mr. Scorpion get in the ring with the Bangor Bomber. USA! USA!
whoever told you that was a lobster was a fucking idiot, for anyone who lives down south, we know that is a crawdad