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Lobster vs scorpion

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Lobster vs scorpion

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Comments to Lobster vs scorpion

  • Drummerboy609
    Drummerboy609 2008-07-20T04:27:28Z says:

    Fuckin Lobster

    • ItchyHairpiece
      ItchyHairpiece 2008-07-20T09:17:26Z says:

      ok that was pretty fucking awsome

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-07-20T12:26:44Z says:

      not really, it was a foregone conclusion the lobster would buy the farm. venom against no venom. a full grown lobster would've been much more of a fight

    • clodhopper
      clodhopper 2008-07-20T20:09:31Z says:

      stupid lobster brought a knife to a gun fight

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-07-20T22:22:03Z says:

      I reakon the lobster would have a harder shell and be stronger.

  • gameshot911
    gameshot911 2008-07-20T04:27:50Z says:

    Look at me guys...I'm smerf! I post on every goddamn thread on a row. No I don't actually have anything to contribute, I just like seeing my name plastered everywhere.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-20T04:32:29Z says:

      You also have massive moobs and a faggy nipple ring.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-07-20T04:32:41Z says:

      I'm gameshot911, a bitter fucking twat who needs to shut the fuck up and enjoy the posts before he gets his cunt ass banned

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-20T04:38:47Z says:

      ...? Who the fuck?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-07-20T04:40:28Z says:

      you should of waited for smerf to post before posting yourself dumbass

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-20T04:41:19Z says:

      Especially since I don't comment on most of the videos.

    • gameshot911
      gameshot911 2008-07-20T04:45:31Z says:

      My social commentary was on the fact that the last few times I have visited the site, you've held 8+ of the last 10 comments.

      /b/ has rubbed off on me...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-20T04:56:25Z says:

      Generally, I tend to comment on several things one after the other, because I happen to look at several things one after the other and no one else is commenting.

      In short, go fuck yourself, chode-monkey.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-07-20T05:14:43Z says:

      i thought i was the chode monkey...


      ::sad::

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-20T07:06:12Z says:

      No no, you're the chocolate chip asshole.

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2008-07-20T07:15:32Z says:

      Everyone (except me) on this site reminds me of gossipy bitchy women.

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-07-20T07:43:24Z says:

      who really cares who posts. Seriously, what does it matter?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-20T08:29:21Z says:

      Ask Apathy.

    • Cervix_Surfer
      Cervix_Surfer 2008-07-20T08:42:37Z says:

      Smerf is a fat homo.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-07-20T09:02:13Z says:

      you all like dicks

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-07-20T09:24:05Z says:

      I might not care to answer.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-20T13:06:08Z says:

      Oh no! I've now got four comments on the list. Is it ok to carry on, Gayshot?

      Oops, now it's five...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-21T01:57:23Z says:

      sounds like Cervix is jealous.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-07-20T04:29:56Z says:

    Mortalllllllllllll Kombaaaaaaaat

    • StretchNuts
      StretchNuts 2008-07-20T04:49:04Z says:

      Im playing the theme song in my head right now

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-07-21T00:03:25Z says:

      SCORPION WINS!!!

      FATALITY!!!

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-07-20T04:40:09Z says:

    Thats not a lobster its a crawdad.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-07-20T05:15:03Z says:

      correct!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-20T05:37:46Z says:

      I real lobster would have owned that scorpion.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T05:47:50Z says:

      i love lobster more than anything on earth...besides these awesome chicken wings from this new place that just opened up around the corner

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-20T05:56:45Z says:

      I assume you know by now whether or not they deliver.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T07:03:19Z says:

      everything delivers to me

    • valvebounce
      valvebounce 2008-07-20T07:05:48Z says:

      I thought it was a Australian Blue Yabbi.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-20T07:06:28Z says:

      Everything except for the beer store.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T12:34:36Z says:

      actually the beer store does deliver...sitting here waiting is how i really get to the beer store

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-20T12:41:12Z says:

      we've all been conned

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-20T12:42:03Z says:

      or is 'duped by dik' a better way of putting it ?

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T12:43:07Z says:

      don't tell anyone

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-20T13:51:00Z says:

      I already knew.

    • Derk
      Derk 2008-07-20T13:56:38Z says:

      A "real" lobster would have been Greenish, since blue and yellow lobsters are rare..That's a Blue Crawfish from the Australasian region

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T13:58:32Z says:

      well thank you so much jacques coustou..

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T13:58:50Z says:

      cousteau?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-20T14:10:01Z says:

      Jerk Cousteau?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-20T16:17:08Z says:

      Hank Cousteau?

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-20T17:08:39Z says:

      James?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-20T18:09:58Z says:

      ^Cunt.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-20T18:17:20Z says:

      Jaques Cunteau?

    • Derk
      Derk 2008-07-20T21:02:32Z says:

      Jocks Cunt-tow?

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-07-20T04:48:55Z says:

    :.(

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-07-20T08:07:45Z says:

      wtf are you sad the lobster died?

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-07-20T12:10:10Z says:

      yes, lobsters are good luck.... like unicorns...

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-07-20T18:20:27Z says:

      well, too bad is was just some dime-a-dozen crawfish... brave, how's your sister?

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-07-20T20:27:35Z says:

      dime-a-dozen crawfish is my indian name. anyways, that was no crawfish, it was clearly a unicorn

      my sister liked you better when you were just big black... she says now you are much bigger badder and blacker, and doubts your ability to settle down with just one *cough* "beezy"

    • mistermucholover
      mistermucholover 2008-07-20T22:35:43Z says:

      well as far as crawfish or lobsters
      go that one must have been defective cause it's luck was shit!!

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-07-20T06:41:05Z says:

    a scorpion is basically a lobster with a stinger tail.

    something jizzed at 1:15

  • Hogmaster
    Hogmaster 2008-07-20T06:49:39Z says:

    wow... a "lobster" couldnt beat a scorpion, what a shock.

  • TheJackHammer
    TheJackHammer 2008-07-20T07:15:29Z says:

    Go Team Scorpion

  • PinkSockerMom
    PinkSockerMom 2008-07-20T07:18:53Z says:

    fake

    • Filsdadam
      Filsdadam 2008-07-20T08:32:48Z says:

      Nothing exists.

  • royalrexford
    royalrexford 2008-07-20T10:09:09Z says:

    Poor lobster, man. I was rooting for him.

    • PublicSecrecy
      PublicSecrecy 2008-07-20T15:41:18Z says:

      You were rooting him? What?

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T15:48:58Z says:

      your avatar is too similar to mine..sorry but you'll have to rethink it

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T15:49:21Z says:

      no.. we can't discuss it

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-20T17:09:09Z says:

      agreed!

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-07-21T00:16:13Z says:

      man i second that royal

  • mrcat1990
    mrcat1990 2008-07-20T10:17:56Z says:

    if it was a full size red lobster the motherfucker wouldve won

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-20T12:49:46Z says:

      Lobsters only turn red after cooking, so regardless of size it still couldn't win.

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2008-07-20T18:07:06Z says:

      a full sized lobster would have been able to chop the scorpion into pieces

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-20T18:18:54Z says:

      Not if it was cooked...

      Which is the point I was making.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-07-21T00:16:48Z says:

      how about cookied scorp to make it even?

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-07-21T00:17:18Z says:

      cooked* lol, cant type for shit, halfasleep.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-21T00:58:58Z says:

      In that case, the lobster would probably win because it tastes better.

  • dik
    dik 2008-07-20T12:38:39Z says:

    once my incredible skank sister had a big new years party ..she had live lobsters flown in ..i got to open the crates...i took a few out and took the elastic bands off their claws...put steak knives in them..they were pretty docile after their journey but let me tell you it was pretty fucking funny seeing lobsters crawling along the floor with knives...

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T12:44:18Z says:

      at least one child cried

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-20T12:52:10Z says:

      Haha I don't know which is funnier, lobsters armed with knives, making a child cry or the description "my incredible skank sister".

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-20T13:04:54Z says:

      put it all together and what you've got right there is a party sir

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-20T13:16:14Z says:

      With a capital P.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-20T16:07:48Z says:

      and did you put them in a pot of boiling water to here them scream hahahahaha

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-20T16:19:46Z says:

      haha....you shoulda had the lobsters battle eachother to see who go to live in the fish-tank.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-20T16:26:07Z says:

      *got

      Shit.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-07-20T17:01:40Z says:

    I'd like to see Mr. Scorpion get in the ring with the Bangor Bomber. USA! USA!

  • ropegun
    ropegun 2008-07-25T18:28:57Z says:

    whoever told you that was a lobster was a fucking idiot, for anyone who lives down south, we know that is a crawdad

Asparfum
posted July 20, 2008

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