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Lockheed Martin MKV T08

This is real, this will be used to hold a machine gun or rocket launcher, welcome to future wars.

Lockheed Martin MKV T08

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Comments to Lockheed Martin MKV T08

  • ColdBlood
    ColdBlood 2008-12-23T05:09:36Z says:

    This thing can pass undetected for sure ;o/

    • boulderr
      boulderr 2008-12-23T05:39:17Z says:

      You'll probably just think it's someone beatboxing really badly until you see it.

    • requiemrose06
      requiemrose06 2008-12-23T22:10:27Z says:

      I think the main point of this weapon is to sit back and wait for it to be activated by a remote or a proximity alarm. Because that would just be dumb otherwise. You'd see this slow piece of metal turning a corner, but jumping up from behind a boulder suddenly and unloading would be pretty damn effective and scary.

  • GimmieAFreshie
    GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-23T05:12:03Z says:

    Military weapons manufacturers will run the world in the future. With shit like this. Thank god you can hear it coming though.

    • Drummerboy609
      Drummerboy609 2008-12-23T05:29:44Z says:

      HAHAHAHA you are funny yea maybe the government will run you cuz your a pussy. But If that shit starts happening they can have a good time fighting me.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-23T06:11:22Z says:

      yeah drummerboy609.. i'm sure you would be quite the "brick wall" for the military....

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-23T07:42:44Z says:

      Drummerboy is that dumb cunt with more firearms than needed that decides to rock the boat alone and instead winds up full of hot lead.

    • Drummerboy609
      Drummerboy609 2008-12-23T17:11:53Z says:

      well if there werent so many fags like you gentlemen, who would let the government rape you if they asked, i would'nd be alone. And yes I have enough guns for those who would like to be free.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-23T17:23:27Z says:

      Somebody is probably monitoring you right now.

    • Tripballs
      Tripballs 2008-12-23T17:26:54Z says:

      Im monitoring him, he left his webcam on for me. he has no guns, or hands.

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2008-12-23T21:57:11Z says:

      wow drummerboy, you really think you stand a chance against a nation that takes over countries? Even if you became "close" to a problem, are you going to use your little pea-shooter to shoot down that bomb headed for you? The government is already raping you of your rights, what the fuck are you doing about it? All we can hope for is that our military does not solely go into the hands of a few (i.e. no more soldiers and only robotics), for i think a soldier has a higher conscience than a computer. We've lost control and a brute force revolution is no longer probable. dumbshit

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2008-12-23T22:04:52Z says:

      you want to "fight" back? go get an education

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-24T00:11:07Z says:

      Fucking. Whammy.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-24T16:15:25Z says:

      That was pretty good.

    • Drummerboy609
      Drummerboy609 2008-12-25T03:20:26Z says:

      I actually have a Masters in Graphic Design so you can take it! And I was kidding. How can someone fight something thats not fighting back? The government isnt using force its using media and taxes. I know what the fucks going on so pull your panties out of your ass and go back to bed with your girlfriend GimmieAFreshie... And Hank I will meet you at the mall bitch!

  • caleg
    caleg 2008-12-23T05:19:25Z says:

    Hear it coming yes, but problem is you're going to be so close to it when it jumps up from it's hiding place that you'll have already walked past it and getting filled with lead.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-23T05:28:20Z says:

      FAIL! GTFO!

    • Asaclark
      Asaclark 2008-12-23T08:19:15Z says:

      If it were up to you cal you fill freshie with head.

  • possum
    possum 2008-12-23T05:19:27Z says:

    i used to work for Lockheed Martin

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-23T05:35:02Z says:

      They have a large plant down the street from me. Ya can't get near the place.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-23T05:35:41Z says:

      Think they make aircraft radar or something.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-23T06:28:52Z says:

      They have an aircraft braking plant near me down in Akron.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-23T06:40:07Z says:

      Seems like they were the only industrial plant around here that didn't lay people off.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-23T06:46:51Z says:

      Military Industrial Complex, mako

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-23T06:49:41Z says:

      AH, point taken. Those people will always have jobs.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-23T07:45:30Z says:

      yup

    • kallinkel
      kallinkel 2008-12-23T08:59:08Z says:

      Possum your gay!

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-12-23T12:23:52Z says:

      ^cruising for a date

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-12-23T12:35:29Z says:

      don't you like the job to sell ice cream in a ice cream van

    • Tripballs
      Tripballs 2008-12-23T17:29:37Z says:

      wtf plantshit, your sentence structure is evidence that you are fucking dumb and gay.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-12-24T02:10:53Z says:

      And yours is evidence that you've never read any of Plantshit's previous comments.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-24T03:36:23Z says:

      Which makes TicklesBalls a complete clusterfuck of a noob.

  • yak
    yak 2008-12-23T05:27:56Z says:

    when you walk around a corner and one of those things is floating staring at you.. you know you are fucked

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2008-12-24T00:12:25Z says:

      not me, i can dodge bullets with my sloth like reflexes!!!!

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-12-23T06:28:17Z says:

    Ahhhh...another fine use of government dollars from my favorite company. LMCO could fuck up wet dreams.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-12-23T07:03:57Z says:

    LOL. A solid fuel platform is going to be used for weaponry? Yeah. And Nixon is running again in 2012.

    • nihilus666
      nihilus666 2008-12-23T07:44:07Z says:

      thats what i was thinking. the things got one jump, maybe 2 if its extra fast at acquiring targets.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-12-23T11:37:19Z says:

      ummm, yeah...cause our millitary NEVER spends a ton of money on one time use items, right?

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-12-23T17:22:08Z says:

      They never intend to unless the item is of a "special" nature. Something like this is probably intended for space exploration. And the stuff that Skunkworks is doing is beyond this.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-23T22:42:32Z says:

      its not solid fuel dumbasses. its hydrogen oxygen combo. why would have that pitter pattering sound of the thrusters turning on and off?

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-12-24T00:10:17Z says:

      You don't understand it, but I'm the dumbass? LOL

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-12-24T01:59:09Z says:

      I doubt that thing would be able to support a weapon platform. I mean, the recoil from a weapon alone would fuck it up..

    • nihilus666
      nihilus666 2008-12-24T03:52:10Z says:

      MKV = MULTIPLE Kill Vehicle
      Those stabilization thrusters are automatic. Shoot something forward, and a bunch will fire backward on its own. Fuel supply does look like a massive problem

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-24T18:03:34Z says:

      I was thinking the exact same thing.Solid fuel,liquid fuel..its the multi-nozzle rocket engine which is going to be quite expensive.They already have employed those remote controlled drones which can be outfitted with all sorts of weaponry for land.
      MKV could be for a star-wars defense platform.They were working on something known as kinectic kill vehicle some years ago.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-24T18:04:36Z says:

      shit..nevermind,i should have read to the end of the page.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-28T20:50:51Z says:

      i do understand it brembo. my comment should read "why else" would there be a pitter patter sound of it turning on and off. in other words a solid rocket fuel burn wouldn't be able to be controlled in fits and starts like that. but if it's liquid fuel that makes it so that if you hit it with a bullet it would explode and kill the friendly's near it!

  • dik
    dik 2008-12-23T07:39:21Z says:

    missed

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-23T14:52:53Z says:

      neener neener neener

  • SBD
    SBD 2008-12-23T10:30:31Z says:

    sounds like it needs a bottle of gumout.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-12-23T12:23:34Z says:

    they should make cyborgs instead

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2008-12-24T03:11:50Z says:

      They are there just not letting anybody know.

  • cameltoast
    cameltoast 2008-12-23T12:27:54Z says:

    LET'S GO BLOW UP SOME UNDESERVING PEOPLE SO WE CAN KEEP THIS COMPANY IN BUSINESS! (I was yelling that)

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-23T13:04:00Z says:

      pardon ?

    • Tripballs
      Tripballs 2008-12-23T17:30:55Z says:

      People like you should get food poisoning.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-12-23T12:51:30Z says:

    Fake.

    • Nogbad
      Nogbad 2008-12-23T16:40:26Z says:

      Not fake I checked out the Lockheed Martin site, MKV stands for multiple kill vehicle.The weapons platform still needs sorting.

    • Steff-Chan
      Steff-Chan 2008-12-23T21:15:42Z says:

      ^ fake

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-23T13:03:23Z says:

    i could do that with bottle rockets

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-23T22:28:14Z says:

      actually i might go try this soon with 10 aerosol cans and a radio control handset

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-28T20:51:42Z says:

      and a dildo rigged with bottle rockets

  • Steff-Chan
    Steff-Chan 2008-12-23T21:16:50Z says:

    Reminds me of fireworks.

  • Gestapo
    Gestapo 2008-12-23T21:45:11Z says:

    These are designed to intercept missile launches, not mow people down.

    • requiemrose06
      requiemrose06 2008-12-23T22:12:28Z says:

      I assume the term Multiple Kill Vehicle was lost on you.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-12-24T06:20:05Z says:

      but its flying and doesn't transport humans , then its a craft or unit not a Vehicle

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-12-24T07:37:50Z says:

      I guess they'll have to change the name of the MQ-1 Predator UAV then eh, Plant?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-24T12:34:25Z says:

      does MKV mean MK5, in roman numerals V = 5 and in English MK = Mark

  • Gestapo
    Gestapo 2009-01-07T23:24:40Z says:

    requiemrose06, I assume a simple google search for more information is lost on you.

    http://www.globalsecurity.org/space/systems/mkv.htm

Nogbad
posted December 23, 2008

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