Long Dong Silver

Comments to Long Dong Silver

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  Agent-G 2008-04-12T04:18:48Z says:

  if it is real...which I question...that would suck....This guy would totally get the johnson in the tolet bowl water for sure, and probably some chaffing from rubbing on his knees.

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    Asphalt 2008-04-12T04:38:05Z says:

    Not to mention you'd get light headed just from getting a stiffy
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    StickyBeets 2008-04-12T05:19:31Z says:

    Agent-G, you must be about 20-something..Long Dong Silver was a product of the 70s/80s porn..look it up!...
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    Justaddwata 2008-04-12T05:39:22Z says:

    If it is real then why does he have two tone pubes?? You fuckers would believe ANYTHING
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    AAC 2008-04-12T06:30:32Z says:

    Didn't this guy get the surgury to get this 20 years ago or something?
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    SNIKT 2008-04-12T09:57:19Z says:

    It's real, but he can't get it fully erect. I used to have video of him fucking Seka or Serena or some S named porn whore. Even at its hardest it bent when he tried to put it in.
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    sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-12T11:01:22Z says:

    ya snikt it was seka the sex change goddess hahaha
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    TiredGuy 2008-04-12T13:20:46Z says:

    It's not fucking real you dumbass.
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    AAC 2008-04-12T13:40:15Z says:

    No, its not born real.
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    toolman961 2008-04-12T17:05:49Z says:

    He was in the John Holmes era and yes, that little louieville slugger is 100% real sorry to say. I don't remember it being that big. But I do still have nightmares about the guy. Thank god he's fucking bobbyvalentine.
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    SnizMasterJ 2008-04-12T20:24:42Z says:

    I heard of this guy before. We used to make tons of jokes about it.
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    wtfsmalld1ck 2008-04-14T02:12:47Z says:

    Yeah, cause this is real, huh?
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    FatPat 2008-04-15T02:20:25Z says:

    Just as Clarence Thomas or Dr. Anita Hill. Of course, if you don't know who Long Dong is, you wont know them either.
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    FatPat 2008-04-15T02:21:38Z says:

    as= ASK
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  r3db4r0n 2008-04-12T04:31:31Z says:

  I didn't know John Holmes was black...

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    LucesDarkness 2009-01-14T07:58:12Z says:

    Epic fail.
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  espada9 2008-04-12T04:44:52Z says:

  Sweet “thriller jacket!

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    Nixon'sGhost 2008-04-12T05:00:41Z says:

    It's a walmart knock off. It's missing like 60 zippers.
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    Mannynub 2008-04-12T09:28:45Z says:

    I wonder if LSD can confirm that.
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  StickyBeets 2008-04-12T05:16:51Z says:

  for those of you not old enough to remember Long Dong Silver, yes, he was real!..John Holmes got most of the play back then because he was the Great White Hope of Porn..John Holmes also did gay porn, Long Dong Silver didn't...

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    narcoleptic 2008-04-12T07:43:49Z says:

    Cut and paste from wikipedia(We all know that if it's on wikipedia it must be true)
    Long Dong Silver, (born Daniel Arthur Mead in 1960), is a Bermudian former porn star who appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and USA during the late 1970s and early 1980s. His debut film was the low-budget Sex Freaks released in 1979, in which he co-starred with Vicki Scott. In 1982 he appeared with the legendary Seka in Beauty and the Beast, shot in America.

    Mead was famed for the length of his penis, reputedly 18 inches, and his trademark cowboy hat, worn during his performances. However, it soon came to light within the porn industry that, he was actually wearing an artificial penis-like sheath.[citation needed] After posing in a few gay porn magazines in the twilight years of his career, Mead retired from the world of porn in 1987. He now lives in anonymity in south west England.[citation needed]

    Occasionally Mead (Long Dong Silver) has been confused with another black porn star, John Cook, this is due to the fact that Cook was known by the similar stage name of King Dong.[citation needed]

    He received new fame in the wake of the Clarence Thomas sexual harassment hearings and was portrayed on such shows as Saturday Night Live and In Living Color.[citation needed]
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  -Morph- 2008-04-12T05:41:08Z says:

  shiiiiit.
  
  how long till the aids kick in?

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    Plantshit 2008-04-12T08:43:01Z says:

    the Incubation period must be like 10 years
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  Rolandofgilead 2008-04-12T05:47:17Z says:

  DY-NO-MITE!

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    reyez 2008-04-12T12:16:26Z says:

    damn u beat me to it
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  drmikescott 2008-04-12T09:54:12Z says:

  looks like he kicks the girls first
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  UponErebus 2008-04-12T10:14:19Z says:

  why would the burger in a can be related?

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-04-12T11:40:56Z says:

    reconstituted beef?
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    Mannynub 2008-04-12T15:14:59Z says:

    lol
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  aXx 2008-04-12T11:37:57Z says:

  he could play golf.

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    Mannynub 2008-04-12T15:15:38Z says:

    Anyone who can pick up and swing a golf club correctly can play golf, you fucking dummy.
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    aXx 2008-04-13T09:43:58Z says:

    bet you could take a whole golf club up ur ass
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  toolman961 2008-04-12T17:08:48Z says:

  He was the first human tri-pod.
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  SnizMasterJ 2008-04-12T20:23:41Z says:

  He could totally be arrested for having a concealed weapon

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-04-12T20:51:22Z says:

    You appear to have a different concept of 'concealed' to everyone else.
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    dik 2008-04-12T22:49:08Z says:

    he's just not used to being around men wearing pants
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  emalove26 2008-04-13T00:41:41Z says:

  long liar
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  emalove26 2008-04-13T00:53:46Z says:

  dreaming fucken mad
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  0supaboy0 2008-04-13T06:45:15Z says:

  Its "real" fake