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This makes me happy. I love my future.
can't imagine how sad you are right now if you're looking forward to resorting to fuck dolls... that said, mine's in the mail.
i sent my extra one yesterday to cold. i think i may have one more if you want it for 500 phelsu?
sounds like a good deal but seriously i want the one in the picture
man save the money and buy a hooker.
$70 bux in TJ.
You got ripped off.
Bullshit, take half that money and buy a sex slave.
i think smerf just volunteered...
Bicho's charging 70 dollars now?
50⬠here
dude. sex trafficking slaves are super fucking expensive. like around a million dollars. i watched abunch of shit about it on msnbc
ya i saw that liam neilson movie too, FaF
'Neeson' you tool.
heheh neilson
i could give a shit less
i thought those things went up in price to like 7k or so.
and you could probably get a mail order bride for that much.
Yeah but then you get to hear bitching in another language :(
You'd allow yours to talk?
i would rather have something that was warm and could make any kind of noise than something cold, limp and mute.
so that's why your dog walks funny.
if you need me, ill be in my lab.
gotta love the pun.
have you seen the picture?
don't knock mutes..
lol @ yak
Damnit I just woke up the wife for fucks sake
i guess it would be cool do hump a mime chick. ill add that to my bucket list.
least she wouldn't scream when you shoved it in the pooper.
yak, everytime i reload the main page, i keep getting the "video was submitted!" message. its been doing that for a couple days now. does it keep submitting something or is it just a glitch?
yeah its a glitch.. its not submitting things over and over again.. just clear your cookies and cache and it should be fine.... it was probably something to do with updates we have been doing in the past week
yak, everytime i reload the main page, i keep getting the "video was submitted!" message. its been doing that for a couple days now. does it keep submitting something or is it just a glitch?
i was going to keep doing that over and over but i wont because i realize that it's not funny.
and its not very nice either.
weak
strong
lol at your pun, day
The pun saved him.
fake or not those are magnificant tits.
touché, I like the little camel toe action too
Nice belly, too
i agree with you three
yessssss smerf. big tits, nice ass, pretty face - none of that matters if its not all tied together with a fuckin sexy stomach.
err... that wasn't sarcastic. just happy that someone appreciates stomachs too
woah damn, she's rather hot.. well, for a doll.. *starts saving up money*
its as close as you will ever get wario you hideous chud
now now steve, I know you're jealous of my womens lol so ...
wario has a 17 year old hottie... what do YOU have steve????
steve has naked alec locked in his basement...even stevens
whats the best part about fucking alec13? when you are done you can turn him over and use him as a rack to dry your clothes..
*submits photo*
hahaha that was low yak.
yak lol you're kinda right. She looks like a cross between the lead singer from Evanessence (with different eyes), with a little bit of a Connie Chung chin and she's heavyset, but wants to lose weight, so we can work on that together...
because 17 year olds want 45 year olds who still live at home
steve, you do realize nobody cares about your opinion, including me...
Wario, did you tell this 17 old friend of yours about Mucho? did you give an invite?
Mucho doesn't invite you, it calls you.
i thought that it sucked you in and slowly consumed your life.
She basically won't join due to thinking her brothers are on here lol and besides, we're kinda keeping this quiet. I was dumb to say anything at all lol but at least she ain't mad at me...
hey you can always take her to her prom, and go see miley cirus movies together and if her brothers dont kill you, you may even get to slip her a mickey and touch her when she's passed out
now it makes sense...this 17 yr old is a obese cutie
:( what a fking failure you are wario
then again it's nice to have someone to send all the fat chics to
angy, shut the fuck up, mmkay?
It's easy mmmkay
I sometimes think dirty and losing are the same person.. anyhooo...
they're the Bobbsey Twins
thats low, even for an obese teen chasing loser like you
*faps to nancy drew*
and yet another comment out of your deranged mouth to prove that your a fking vile obese creep
ugh, why dont u write in your livejournal anymore? i miss having something to make me laugh
*dear diary, dad grounded me again today and took away my nintendo 64, sometimes I get so mad I feel like moving out. oh well, i chatted with my 17 year old girlfriend online today for 18 hours, and boy is my arthritis acting up"
*sends lucid a mirror*
"I sometimes think dirty and losing are the same person.. anyhooo..." How does that prove he's a 'fking vile obese creep' exactly? Jesus Lucid make some sense will ya.
you expect me to make sense when i'm this fking high? yeaaaaaaaaaa right
@camy - wario IS slightly overweight
@steve - c'mon man :/
@lucid - die please
whatch you on skank?
jenkem
*sends lucid a fucking huge mirror*
i'll stick to the real thing. I don't need a $5k masturbator.
I agree, your wife can suck a mean dick.
given the fact that I don't have a wife, I guess you're right.
i.e. - i is gay and suck cock for heroin
...close?...
nah, had a fiance, but then she went batshit insane on me.
That's called 'a normal female'.
except they usually wait until after the wedding so they can take half of everything you worked your whole life to get
they should really give you the option to submit a picture or measurements of someone you want to recreate. i would definitely buy one if they ever offer that.
lucid is fat bro, that doll would be like 20k
HAHA
ive never laughed at a post that hard. shes not who i was talking about but god damn that was funny.
That is by far the funniest thing steve has ever said.
...which really supports the assertion that 'steve is an unfunny piece of dogshit'. ^
*sniff sniff* OooOooO, I smell jealousy ... and for some reason, cheese aswell ..
Perhaps you should ask your fatass, alcoholic mother how to clean your smeggy cock properly then, you ridiculous little chlky-noob.
Fuck off, and quit trying to talk to me. You are pond scum.
...and don't bother coming back on here and saying your scrawny, redheaded, super-beer-addled, immature, virgin, 'I'm safe in my bedroom' teenage shit like: 'Cruel...you wobble when you walk, jiggle when you talk, cause quakes when you run, eat birthday cakes outta your boyfriend's ass, suck jelly through a straw, inject fat into your veins. Haha - look at the old fat fucker ripple like big, obese waves of cellulite.'
Just STFU, you little cunt. yak keeps you here for amusement purposes. He's sadistic like that.
Way too big for your size 7 sandals, you dirty cunt. Your routine is dull, uninspired, weedy...and totally indicative of an inexperienced, frozen-chicken-fucker. Go get a reality...lil abused, quivering mutt.
I won't respond to anything you say...because I do not recognise your existence here - save only when I choose.
X X X
well, back on topic, they do offer custom builds to make exact replicas of people, but you have to have the persons consent and have them fly out to wherever they are located to get a face and body scan...like ill ever be ablet to get someone to do that. im just going to give up on life now.
I'm gonna have a Rosie O'Donnel.
*with two black schlongs
*for nipples and they are going to be shitting too.
I cant lie, if i had the $ to throw around, Id get one...they are pretty fucking hot and look pretty real and they dont mind being stuck in a trunk at the end of my bed!
tommy lee or brett michaels or slash or some big rock star has one and showed it on mtv cribs a while back.
i thought you were a woman terrapin?! you bulldaggin?
Woman, what gives you that impression?
Perhaps it was your vagina that tipped him off.
yeah, that could be it.
Which one?
A RECENT POST INDICATES THAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN JUST MISTAKEN FOR A WOMAN, if this posted suggestion was made in error, please tune your television to ESPN for an emergency boost of testosterone in order to avoid future confusion.
...or he could just suck my dick...again.
I think Cruel likes me!
no shit theres no maintenance
the fucking thing doesn't wash itself
but does it have a cum trap? and is it dishwasher safe? and if its dishwasher safe is ok to reinsert RIGHT AFTER the heat cycle?
haha I thought you wondered if this had a "cum" tag, but yeah, inquiring minds want to know *stuffs doll into dishwasher head first*
And here's me thinking a washing machine would be more effective...
a 5k doll? wash that shit with your dick
Will it have the Smell and taste of a woman?
it better for 5 grand
you could always shove a fish in its snatch in between eating it out... if that's your thing i guess...
Why are you interested Bicho? Everyone knows the smell of donkey cock is what you're after.
I said, will it have the smell and taste of a woman,not your favorite stench of an animal shitcacacove..
Bicho at his favourite department lean-to in T.J.:
"Hello senor. Do you have Mule No.9 por favor?"
"FUCK YOU! GET OUT OF MY LEAN-TO YOU GODAMN DONKEY FUCKER!"
True story!
Lying fuck ass, the only thing you talk about is your pet mule who you sleep with and have dreams about. Your dream is about you sleeping and fucking a mule,me and some other animal. You need a girl friend man,get a plastic doll to begin with. You finally will find out what your dick is for.
borke ypu with girfrind tonight...i'll take 506
have you been drinking tonight, adam?
He's a muchosucker. The answer is a resounding "Yes"
Jesus!
These things have come a long way. Let's be honest...any one of us men here (and probably a few females too) would get one of these if we had piles of spare cash. This one genuinely looks fucking hot.
If nothing else it would be worth the cash to not have to be controlled by my female's pussy, mouth, and ass all the time.
"Fuck you! I'm gonna go fuck a real woman."
*returns home to find woman has destroyed the fake one out of spite*
in twenty years or so it may be the other way around
I'm just going to say... WTF I want one, just to piss my biching wife off
That would be the most money spent just to piss off one's own wife. And possibly the best.
That shit looks real. but for 5000k fuck that shit, I'll buy a hooker instead.
5000k!? good lord... i dont think anyone would be willing to spend THAT much.