wow... apparently i was supposed to make this chick feel an inch tall a year ago... man, did i miss that ball. at least i tagged her attention whore? let me sleep on the matter....
she posts a comment a year ago about posting her boobs and someone said i'd make her feel very small and stuff... it's in the comments she's made... she hasn't made many...
ha that reminds me of last night when I was trolling omegle and was telling people I was a tranny and asking them if they wanted to have buttsex and then they would say yeah so I told them to bend over
there isnt anything that the university could teach me about life that i dont already know but if the dating site wants to find me true love then im ok with that
I'm best not to wear it when I visit my parents 'cause they know I use that username for my e-mail address, so they'll be like, "What's muchosucko?"
"Just some metal band mum, you wouldn't like them"
"Why'd you get your username printed on it then?"
"What? Oh, well because they're good, really good"
"Can I have a listen?"
"Yeah, another time gotta go see ya!"
Whatever you are trying to say...relax and enjoy being pwned, Wee Willy Blueskin...who 'visits' his mum and dad upstairs for Highland Whisky cakes, and Take the Highroad reruns.
I like 'white knight' cause it is bond's code name in the opening sequence to tomorrow never dies which is the best opening action sequence to a movie ever
"there is nothing more I can teach you, the student has surpassed the master"
seriously though i had nothing to do with him being the way he is, i wish i could take credit for that. we are just both on here nearly all the time and seem to be on at the same times of day, that is all
I am aware of the type of lil Scottish kid this CummyCrazy is.
A weedy, almost transluscent, freckly, redheaded puke that still talks with a slight squeek from unfinished puberty.
...bullied all through school, and never been close to a vagina...other than the ones he licks his dad's dried cum from in his father's 'secret porn stash' top drawer.
...his mother is huge, and still beats him regularly (and his similarly scrawny, alcoholic father). And they all enjoy sitting down as a family watching VHS tapes of Rab C Nesbitt.
This child is the best example for age control on this site.
Continue on lil redheaded boy who's only fucked holes in trees.
Say something witty or intelligent...I will not see it...particularly as i am soon to slumber.
dikless...you're the weakest bag of piss on the entire site...and you try to align yourself with any hilarious nobody who think's they're being witty or 'pwning'...because in all the time I've seen you here....you've never once 'pwned' anyone.
...you guy that can't pwn anyone at all...and laugh like a dribbling retard when he pretends to see something happening...that he knows full well never will
Its would be almost imnpossible to go back and find all the different times on all the different threads where I have pwned the shit out of you. The only person with that kind of spare time would be well... you.
Comments to Love
Alana and Jones sittin' in a tree...
K.I.S.S.I.N.G..
you had better fucking film that shit and post it if you get any!
WAIT....where the fuck is Jones?
WHO the fuck is Jones? Have I been away that long?!
You must have dude, he's a regular these days.
Who the fuck is Alana?
I suppose that's a fair question too.
Wow! Score for Jones.
Yup! Looks like he has a secret admirer.
she must of like what she saw jones
Translation: She must have liked what she saw, Jones.
Pardon dwilly. He is a little impaired, joo kno wha I mean?
Yeah, Jones is owning all of us right now.
Who the fuck is Jones?
retard
Point for me?
He's in Indiana...
Yeah, score, Jones got a woman to not show her tits, awesome.
I believe that you were wrong on that account, now excuse me, I have some fapping to do.
bastard!
LOL @ skint, still fucking hot though, jones you sly bastard
Damnit! What the fuck is it going to take to get a chick to post her tits here for me?
post yours first, sm...
ermm, never mind...
Buttaface???
No, just wait until she posts a picture of her whole body and we see her dick. Or his, whatever.
You wish I had a dick.
You should borrow Kirk's, I don't think he ever uses it.
burn
ultraburn
^should be more supportive
Phasers to 'fuck-yo-shit-up'?
Ya want support, buy a push-up bra lol. You gonna just let 1rish get away with that though?
I know I wouldn't.
I'm using mine again.
So the wife is finally home from the hospital now?
Mako, nah, just didn't have the time. Besides, sometime ignoring rish is more fun.
No, it isn't.
ashton kutcher sucks more cock than you do
No one sucks more cock than you do.
ypoure the queen of all cocksuckers...cause ashton is the king cocksucker of em all
i dub thee prince cocksucker jr the third
elpiss, "No one sucks more cock than you do."
Suck my cock...you faggots.
nothing beats king cocksucker...youre pwned
Pa-pow!
Yes sir Mr. Jones. And doing well.
one of you fuckers gave me aids... just thought i would throw that one out there for ya to mull over.
probably ryoga ;p
I see melanoma. Smerf, I need a differential for discolored melanocytes and blindness. Something is seriously wrong with her if she's into Jones.
It's Lupus.
It's NEVER lupus.
Slight digital clubbing of patients right thumb.
It could be lupus..
What a fatass.
incredible
Now return the favor, Jonesy, and send those flowers you promised to her place of work so she can be "surprised"
wow... apparently i was supposed to make this chick feel an inch tall a year ago... man, did i miss that ball. at least i tagged her attention whore? let me sleep on the matter....
Huh?
she posts a comment a year ago about posting her boobs and someone said i'd make her feel very small and stuff... it's in the comments she's made... she hasn't made many...
Maybe she just got out of prison.
I remember that one.
She only has 21 comments since 12/26/2007. I had to look cause I don't remember her.
Rather nice, I feel I should leave the fapping to Jones though.
Leave to Jones hell... I rubbed two out before reaching the end of the comments.
I'd still prefer to burp the worm to Rachael Starr to be honest.
burp the worm haha
what's with the hands?
I want to reveal my pretty nipples on our wedding day.
that's a proposal there AssBlaster..do you accept?
depends, how easy is it to get an annulment?
that's a tough decision. it feels like a trap. but after all, there is tits involved.
although it's very tempting, i smell a nasty trick behind all of this. but again, tits are involved. very, very tough situation here.
that's a yes!
its a double yes! so no going back on it now
I think Jones only goes for chicks with 8 nipples.
he likes big teats
I bet she would fuck me
Why wouldn't she?
So she can win the bet.
she does seem pretty desperate, but if those man hands are hiding a penis I bet you would get fucked alright
ha that reminds me of last night when I was trolling omegle and was telling people I was a tranny and asking them if they wanted to have buttsex and then they would say yeah so I told them to bend over
A penis on her tits?
Now that'd be worth seeing.
haha, that is pretty fucked up drum
that is kinda fucked up.. that's what you do when you're not on mucho?
"yesterday while i was posing as a transexual online...."
drum reminds me of me when i was younger... if i were fat and mexican... and i'm sure quite a few other differences...
drums Mexican?
Of course. Ole!
wtf now u leave us all guessing why u didnt put yr face in this is it disfigured.and the lower half whats the problem down there penis or huge clit?
Why does there have to be something wrong with me. Normal girls like Asian poop videos too, you know.
hahah u should of just done a full frontal so i didnt have to guess
Next time.
we gonna have to wait over a year again for the next one?
shit better not or im gunna get busy with photo shop.and my name is better put my name in the next one.
maybe she doesn't want people knowing shes a whore...
its a little late for that now
So like, if you seen her face, you wouldn't pay her on the street?
I'm sorry Alana but ... you're not normal, that's for sure.
She seems better than normal camy, the ideal woman.
"Hey, Lady! You call him Dr. Jones!"
haha, awesome!
"I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer! "
"Cover your heart! Cover your heart!"
short round quotes will never get old
I never got this! This is shit!
ahh.. internet love.....
The only one, if any, you'll ever get.
i should post the pic like this that lucid made for me.
Let us hope you meet a nice black man somewhere secluded where no one can hear you scream.
I'm honored, and slightly frightened, but you have nice gazonkas.
You can shop the face of your dreams onto her Jones.
I now want your e-mail so I can continue getting naked for you.
there is only the reply fail that is wrong...
shove it. oh look, I did it.
here you go muchojones@hotmail.com
shove it? i hope you're not being rude to me
*emails jones nude pics
Nice panties dik, are those Jamiee's?
They're mine.
I may have said too much right there.
spartandk616@yahoo.com
You better share Jonesy.
No one wants your fucking email address, faggot.
nobody wants yr opinion u cum bubble.
^occupation: playing Xbox
You could've at least showed the nips.
seriously.. this bitch needs a better tits shot. and let's see some ass, too!
Getting your sister involved?
Can you send me a picture of your mom please, Alana?
i'll send you one of your mom
It won't be a recent one, I can tell you that dik.
Mucho has turned into a dating site and yet again i get fuck all
lol.....
"dating"? I thought it was now an online university.
How would Mucho defined, yak?
there isnt anything that the university could teach me about life that i dont already know but if the dating site wants to find me true love then im ok with that
Seriously, fries, have you thought about what a nasty whore it would have to be to find you attractive? Is that really what you want?
I heard that Vicsin is up for grabs now that apathy has been devoured.
i got my mucho university shirt in the mail today
So did I actually, what'd you get on it?
i gots a picture of oranje sucking off a black tranny with an ebony jewel encrusted dildo shoved in his ass
.. cool, I just got my username on it.
your username really? i got a fucking rad mucho sucko with the finger
Oh yeah and that sorry, I was talking about what I added onto it.
i measured out the xxxl shirt they sell. its practically a bedsheet
...and still too smal for drumrave?
...the dropped 'l' was a nice touch.
I'm best not to wear it when I visit my parents 'cause they know I use that username for my e-mail address, so they'll be like, "What's muchosucko?"
"Just some metal band mum, you wouldn't like them"
"Why'd you get your username printed on it then?"
"What? Oh, well because they're good, really good"
"Can I have a listen?"
"Yeah, another time gotta go see ya!"
So...walking upstairs to their bedroom is considered a 'visit' now, huh?
Shazam!!
No, Cruel, just no.
Yes, lil bitch, yes. Stfu.
Got a job yet?
Got your first pubic hair yet?
...whatever you're typing I can't see it. So, I'll just guess...and predict your tiny lil prepubescent mind.
Yeah .. they came out 5 years ago.
Pwned...ye wee blueskin shitebox.
You plucked your pubes out...I'm guessing you said something Scottish and gay like that...is that right?
...pulled em out like maybe 4 years ago?
You not reading my comments is considered a pwn now is it, chubby?
Whatever you are trying to say...relax and enjoy being pwned, Wee Willy Blueskin...who 'visits' his mum and dad upstairs for Highland Whisky cakes, and Take the Highroad reruns.
Haggis!
Your bf forget to pick up some cheeseburgers fatty, too bad.
Maybe you could just fill your fatass up with some of your boyfriend's cock.
I dunno what you said...but I'm sure it was very weak. Ya know...like 17-year-old virgin with chalk-white needle-legs weak.
*Yawn*
Even the comments I can't see are dull.
...you split sack of rotten goat's innards.
...you kilt-licking wee mommy's boy.
You seem hungry tubbycheese.
Here's some cream cake
Munch away you fucking seal.
...ya pasty-white slice of fairy cake.
...ya scrawny dribble of pre-cum.
you weren't off ignore very long camy
you mean 'on' ignore.
So if can't see my comments then you'd be talking to yourself?
You stupid moobfucker.
Ya shitcovered bouncy ball
You tranny fucking rimjob
dw 'white knight'?
Could you explain if your underaged Tartan Fairy is saying something? I cannot see.
He's so fat his facefat is covering his eyes
Hahahhaha
Go fuck a cake
"He takes the dirtroad and licks his daddy's small choad...but I'll be in his momma before ye"
moobfucker, haha
Stop reading your gay book and look up fatty
Give him a minute he's still eating his cake
moobfucker, haha.
Jesus dw...aren't there some damsels in distress to rescue? Honestly...you trying to groom this lil pencil cock or what?
Cruel says: I'm gay
even this noob is pwning cruel
I like 'white knight' cause it is bond's code name in the opening sequence to tomorrow never dies which is the best opening action sequence to a movie ever
hahaah! Annnnd dik shows up right on time. You'd be a wonderful man-whore.
Cruel says: I've never been pwned
Hahashahah
...actually no you wouldn't dikless...it takes more than punctuality to make a good jizz-bin.
ya fucking old cluster of sweaty socks
ya useless day-old newspaper
week-old lottery ticket...stfu dikbag
Hey, Cruel, hey,... You're a tubby faggot
Boing Boing
Who hasn't pwned Cruel?
His laughing makes him look a tub of jelly
"there is nothing more I can teach you, the student has surpassed the master"
seriously though i had nothing to do with him being the way he is, i wish i could take credit for that. we are just both on here nearly all the time and seem to be on at the same times of day, that is all
Hes pathetic.
here, cruel heres a ball of shit you can nibble on.
hey rish...go suck some more dicks.
You don't need to be asked twice, right?
Suck along, lil midget sweatbox fag.
Hey rish?
Stfu when I've gopt my cock in your mouth.
Cruel says: I want more hamburgers
boinggg boingg
Hey, Cruel, eat my ass, homo. Camy the noob is pwning the shit out of you. Don't try to change the subject.
"*full ignore back on*" Hahahaha
You fucking shitcake
I am aware of the type of lil Scottish kid this CummyCrazy is.
A weedy, almost transluscent, freckly, redheaded puke that still talks with a slight squeek from unfinished puberty.
Cruel says: blblblbl
Whats that hippoboy?
Finish your cake and then you can talk you fat shit
...bullied all through school, and never been close to a vagina...other than the ones he licks his dad's dried cum from in his father's 'secret porn stash' top drawer.
he's making you look like a noob cruel..you're pwned...incredibly..yet again
just put some pizza rolls in the oven, who wants some? I mean besides cruel, I already know you want some
ebaums cruel....ebaums
...his mother is huge, and still beats him regularly (and his similarly scrawny, alcoholic father). And they all enjoy sitting down as a family watching VHS tapes of Rab C Nesbitt.
Still havent finished your cake fatty better munch up
...when he's really 'lucky' mummy let's him watch her rape daddy...whilst he screams for air (and more Tennent's Super).
Hahahaha look at the fat fuck jiggle
The End.
What everyone watches you jiggle like a fat belly dancer?
Jiggle jiggle fatty
This child is the best example for age control on this site.
Continue on lil redheaded boy who's only fucked holes in trees.
Say something witty or intelligent...I will not see it...particularly as i am soon to slumber.
Lift up you that huge belly you'll find another cake
Wow, this pwnage is getting pretty bad. I almost can't watch it.
How many you got you fucking swiss roll
You live in a kitchen
now you're crying for a ban? hahaha you fat pussy..is the kid too much for you? hahaha
"yak this teenage kid is pwning the fuck out of my lazy ass...can you ban him please?" aaahahaha
He's about to jiggle and bounce agian
Did you find the cake?
check your elbow vagina
Cruel just got pwned by a highschooler.
dikless...you're the weakest bag of piss on the entire site...and you try to align yourself with any hilarious nobody who think's they're being witty or 'pwning'...because in all the time I've seen you here....you've never once 'pwned' anyone.
Stuck? too bad you slippery fatboy
...you're the one who cries for bans remember...you wrinkly bag of used femidoms
...you best-friend-losing hypocrite
Cruel: I totally pwn everyone
Everyone: No you don't you fucking swimming pool
Cruel, I've seen dik pwn you regularly. Just because you deny it doesn't mean it didn't happen. Remember prison?
...you guy that can't pwn anyone at all...and laugh like a dribbling retard when he pretends to see something happening...that he knows full well never will
...not by you
...not by rish
Roll over fatty, you sitting on your boyfriend
Seen your cock around lately?
and particularly not by some wimpy lil Scottish afterbirth who can barely be comprehended...or spell words of more than 5-letter length.
Look at you trying to claim a 'pwn'.
Jesus Christ dik...just die already you fucking waste of Oxygen.
It's probably shove inside a pie somewhere
You suck cock so it's all fair
Its would be almost imnpossible to go back and find all the different times on all the different threads where I have pwned the shit out of you. The only person with that kind of spare time would be well... you.
Your a pie monster
Look here you jug of shit, you're getting p-w-n-e-d
Jiggle
You're shit, fucking swiss roll
You're shit, fucking swiss roll
camy is going to go frantically masturbate after this
Double post makes it better
Rish...you pwn yourself every second you're alive. Mr 'I pretend to fuck women in a thinly-veiled attempt to mask my manifest homosexual nature'.
Too bad Cruel can't join in he's lost his cock
in a cake
He'll just have to finger his elbow vagina
haha irish
suck it cruel you flabby sack of fuck
Goodnight Rishfag.
I suggest you get back to another mutual masturbation session with dik and his dog...and Stan.
So says the unemployed man that lives with "his best friend" because no woman will have anything to do with him.
But first you might want to roll over to the supermarket
Gte some sausages and marshmallows
You whorish seal
Go fuck yourself
You fat bitch you're done, you hear me? DONE
No wonder this spammy fuck has gotten more comments in two months than me. He just made roughly 100 bad one liners in an hour.
Cruel kind of brought on himself
...aaaaand scene
17356
since you brought it up.
He stopped talking to you 40 minutes ago.
Time flys by when you're pwning him
27085 you fucking pussies
he'll pretend like it never happened tomorrow and the vicious cycle will begin again
my next comment will be
3333, and thats since 2004.
would you have it any other way, steve?
and someone needs to lock dik's computer so others will have a chance to catch up a little bit
I'm spammy I know that, but when someone as fat as Cruel shows up and tries to pwning I ain't sit back, gotta problem with that? fair enough.
so have you passed chinaski yet or what pops
Forget that, you know what I mean though
*makes beer run*
**shitsocks cruel**
well camy you ran old cruels flabby ass into the ground pretty well, i'll have to give you that
he did didn't he
cruel's sobbing over his double cheese panzerotti right now
I fuckin hate that kid, damnation I can't believe I wasn't here to make Cruel cry and put me on "full ignore" again.
don't let that stop you
If you're gonna show this much why not show some nips?
who the fuck is jones, grandpa jones?
no time for love, dr. jones!
im pretty sure Jones is Jones Soda...which is from Canada.