Lucky Motherfucker
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saw this on the news...lucky fucker
Wow, you are lucky, I had to wait until it got posted here.
Only a stupid NIGGER would fucking rob a goddamn KFC stupid goddamn nigger motherfucker fuck the NIGGER fuck!
o....kay.
actually, no. not okay. shut the fuck up you silly twat
who the fuck robs a kfc.
Wko do you think?
Avoiding the obvious racial slur, Im goin to say someone who needs has a serious fried chicken fix
I's eatin my chikin an he put a cap in my ass!
hes white you stupid bitch
I was pretending to be an unfortunate patron of KFC.
Quick has Tourette's syndrome, don't mind him
I was wondering why he seemed so touchy.
Nigger wouldn't rob KFC. They'd rob somewhere else and go buy some fried chicken.
Normally, I hate quick_draw, but I'm gonna have to agree with him on this one.
Hank never got hugs as a kid, don't mind him either
Mind me.
I'll mind your mother.
he's not black, he's just fuckin' fat....that's why he chose the KFC
You rock Asphalt
yeah, its a tough job... but then again... Im tough too
*Epic pose into sunset*
lol
ooooo hes black, he just has on white make-up
Touchy Touchy 9 times out of 10 any robbery is by a black man who says its not laytex gloves
i figure white people could rob KFC's all day and night long and not get caught even with surveillance tapes
blame it on the blacks!
Wait...did Hank just say "Damn Niggers"?
Sarcasm. The robber was white.
ahaha yup fucking niggers are always behind the mastermind of robbing food places
and cus u think a NIGGER would rob a KFC hahahaa
^stupid level orange
you could get one of the nigrasians from yesterday to do it and they would never know.
Where were they?
It was a chicken eating vampire... There popping up all over the place lately...
Did the cops see the "No dogs allowed" sign and call off the chase?
I WAS GONA SAY SAME THING LOL
I'm gonna have to say he's black. If you look at 1:06 his glove is off and his hand reaching for his mask is dark.
His hand is definitely darker but when he bends over his fat ass looks white. Of course, he could have had an undershirt tucked into his pants.
His face also looks white in the ski mask holes.
Anyone else see that "no dogs allowed on grave sites" sign and start laughing?
Yea, Brucemate did about 7 hours before you posted this comment. Dickcheese.
lol dumbfuck
I know why the dogs couldn't track down the suspect once they got to the cemetery: there's a sign that says no dogs allowed.
Congratufuckinglations, you're now the 3rd motherfucker to say something about that...
dumbfuck # 2....
And you're #3.
Sorry, #5 - after seeing the posts below.
lol redrum u dumbfuck
Wow, lacking a bit in the insult vocabulary, are we? here's some help:
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
what do you have against lawyers?
Wow, that's a novel. It's a put down reference book.
Where the fuck did you copy-paste that shit from, redrum?
^^^^Or, in other words, you're a dumb fuck!
I googled "longest insult" ;)
Bleedin eck
I take it that all the other employees left him to die alone and why didn't he want his face shown on TV? Was he affraid the goon didn't see him good enough to find out where he lives and go back and kill him right this time.
Yes, actually.
It's called Protected Victim/Witness Program.
Has anyone noticed that No Dogs Allowed sign? I wonder if they had to stop their dogs going into the cemetary. Any ideas, IamTheGreatest?
No, I have not a fucking clue. Damn.
Good observation though, para... Very clever. I'm intrigued.
OOOO LOOK DUMBFUCK # 3
#4. I was wondering if anybody noticed the No Dogs Allowed sign. Got to be a good lookin bitch to get buried there.
hey did you guys see the "no dogs allowed sign?" lololololol chuck norris!
theres no fried chicken in the safe dumassniggu.
What about the "No Dogs allowed" sign? That's gotta be why they stopped the chase.
"He came charging out of the bushes"
That's a typical black guy for you.