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Comments to lucky surfer
For such a vague photo, it's a mighty specific mass estimation.
Its actually Bigfoot
its actually a diaper
It's digiorno.
its the black yeti
It's lupus.
it's mako - w/o the fro
definately lupus
Yeah, I used to give surfing lessons back in the day-that shape doesn't really look like me though.
227kg dildo
its me
and no, im not a dildo
Chupacabra. And of course you are.
Hey, who invited the Iranian Dildo?
It's never lupus.
I know one thing - 'It's naaat a tuuuma!'
Kapow!
Someone's got weight and mass confused.
its tuna.
Aint me, Hank.
It's you.
It's Hugh, Pugh, and Barney McGrew.
Where's Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb?
Laid off due to cost cutting measures.
Sitting on your bedroom floor, covered in old man, thick jizz.
^Knows what old man, thick jizz is like.
Well, I did see that vid of you cumming on your 'wife's' thick-haired gorilla chest.
Schting.
That was your mother's back.
its like watching a comedy double act
Don't comment after me.
Weight is relative to gravity etc, and therefore only apparent. That 'shark' may have an immutable mass of 500lbs, but it will weigh less as it experiences bouyancy in the water. By the same token, it will not weigh 500lbs on the moon, but it's mass will remain the same. It's mass is therefore 500lbs, its weight not necessairly so.
who made you the comment police
fuck you para
Actually I will comment after you, cause of your comment about weight and mass ya fuckwit.
Hold on, who made the first comment about weight?
Hank.
lbs. are a measurement of weight not mass.
weight not make one great....
Mass can be measured in lbs, if that's the unit you're working with. Although lbs are used by fishermen worldwide for the weight of a catch.
Only when it out of the water and in the bouyancy of 1atm of air at seal level. Otherwise, mass is implied.
I'm gonna have to do some reading.
That's definitely a dolphin.
no, it's dolph lundgren
More like driftwood
dolph lundgren :mammal
dolphin :fish
driftwood :wood
Nature for Dummies...by dik
actually dik a dolphin is a mammal
no sir..sharks are mammals
Like sasquatch would know, he just hides in forests. Not much education on aquatics there.
sasquatches are the largest mythical flightless bird
sasquatchi (thats the correct pluralisation) are most certainly not mythical.
i meant some other dicks think they're mythical..
speaking of Bigfeet..someone should post some videos proving his/her existance
Damn it, dik, sasquatchi are asexual and reproduce by budding. There is no him or her. You are such a noob.
nonsense
The fuck you say. If you cut a sasquath's arm off not only will it regrow an arm, but the dismembered arm will grow into another sasquatch.
Oh fuck! The last one I found I put it through a woodchipper.
/me shits bricks
mmmm....now put your face in it.
Are you coming onto me?
Fuck the shark, it's the giant red sphere of death he has to worry about.
its not a sphere of death, it's just the sharks force field.
LAWL at nixon!!!! thats definatly what you should be scared of
Well, we don't know for sure if he's lucky yet.. where's the shot where he gets eaten??
jerks - there's another lame album cover pic out there , with your name on it...read up
....true story about FUZZ
...also true story about my old man's lp collection
...still cant beleive i survived the 70's, let alone the 80's
...these days, i'm just in Cruise Control mode
You allow Tom Cruise to control you? There's a video about Scientology somewhere...
scientology is the perfect religion
Scientology reminds me of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.. It's like everytime we turn our backs.. they've claimed another self-absorbed celebrity.. I'd go for them too, more money..
Poor shark. He only wanted to hug the surfer (with his teeth).
youre mentally retarded man
I can't be retarded. I can spell and use grammar. There is much doubt about your mental state, though.
True, but you are still an idiot.
Lucky...hes heading right for it
For you not on the metric system that is 499.4 pounds.
thanks for the google bitch
Google? Are you retarded? 2.2kg in a pound. I need to know that shit for school.
2.2 pounds = 1 kilos , I learned that in dealing weed . Go back to school .
Yeah, fuuuckin Hell Typical, you dumb cunt. You struck again Miss 'I'm gonna be a doctor when I finally finish school'. Doctor Dipshit to the ER please. *Shudders*
Actually Aqua 2.2 pounds= 1 KILO. Mwah mwah.
She had it right in the first place.
If you're gonna correct her, please use the proper units at least. 2.2 pounds = 1 KILO? 1 thousand?? I think you mean kilogram.
Also, it's 2.2046 lbs...
I know I had it right Hank, don't know what these fuckwits are talking about...I use the conversion daily.
And fugs if he said 2.2 pounds = 1 kilogram he would have it backwards. A pound is more than a kilo.
Typical, you've got it the wrong way round. There are 2.2(046) pounds in 1 kilogram.
Nope....no there is not....google it. 2.2kg in a pound end of story lol.
Thats why if someone weights 130 pounds...to get what they weigh in Kg you DIVIDE by 2.2
Also, 1 Lbs = 0.4535924 Kg, and that was pulled directly for a conversion website...Kg weighs less then a pound. Hence 2.2 Kg in one pound.
from*
Sorry for the rambling...but fuck...math is my thing.
No, Typical, your first bit is right - 499 lbs. Your second bit is wrong. 2.2 lbs = 1kg. That's why 227 kg equals 499 lbs. Kg x 2.2 = lbs.
"Math is my thing." Hahahaha
Typical says:
Thats why if someone weights 130 pounds...to get what they weigh in Kg you DIVIDE by 2.2
8 Minutes AgoTypical says:
Also, 1 Lbs = 0.4535924 Kg, and that was pulled directly for a conversion website...Kg weighs less then a pound. Hence 2.2 Kg in one pound.
4 Minutes AgoTypical says:
from*
4 Minutes AgoTypical says:
Sorry for the rambling...but fuck...math is my thing.
3 Minutes Ago
Hahahahahahahaaaaa
Wow...way to oppose myself...Although in my search to prove someone wrong I did find websites that listed both. As in 2.2Kg=pound and 2.2pounds=Kg, and then just confused myself haha. But yeah at least I had it right the first time ::face palm::
is she fucking serious? haha
self pwned
good luck in school you idiot
No shit right....I was drinking last night and did the conversion right...then try to explain it today and completely get it backwards.
Eh, I have never actually calculated it wrong dik as you can see by my original post. Just explaining it I fucked up and then found supporting evidence on fucked up websites that further proved my completely wrong theory and just didn't catch it....it's fucking early.
be sure to tell them "math is your thing" while you're disputing your F
Fuck off, I made a mistake....I have a 3.5...I don't get F's
no you dumb fuck..you fucked it up hardcore and now you're trying to slither your way out of it..pathetic
Whatever....argue my wrong explanation when its obvious to see my math was originally right.
Slither out of it....hardly. Yeah I fucked up the explanation, I admitted that. BUT MY MATH WAS ORIGINALLY RIGHT
Hmmmm.
*raises eyebrow*
Conversion sites list both ways....when I was checking my bullshit explanation I happened upon the wrong website. OOOO my bad.
I liked this bit, Typical says:
Nope....no there is not....google it. 2.2kg in a pound end of story lol
End of story. Lol.
Hahahahahah
if you're in school shouldn't you be able to at least somewhat have a concept of pounds vs kilograms?..your arrogant bullshit makes you look pretty foolish right now..
If she hadn't been so cocky, with her "End of story. Lol" and "Math is my thing." it wouldn't have been such a stupid-ass self pwning.
hahahaha fact!
hahahahaha
500lb, 7oz, 47grains.
best idiot ever
Christ...math was right explanation horribly horribly flawed and wrong....end of story.
end of story
how can we believe you now?
centimetres > inches ..google it
Belief isn't my thing.
Haha, para's now the best idiot ever. Superb timing of an interpost.
my penis is huge then
Um...don't believe me...judging on how I just stubbornly tried to prove a bullshit wrong conversion that I learned years ago (the right way)....I wouldn't believe a goddamn thing I say...ever
You need to convert your tits into something worth looking at.
call me
i dont care how much it ways--it's a fucking shark
ways? Hahaha
sharks are one of the biggesst mammals in the sea
Dumb fuck! I wish it was swimming your way xzekiel.
fuck im a dumbass--*weighs
i teach homophones to little kids, it makes me want to tutor you; don't worry, it's remediable
It's ok, your slip up is no where near the retarded level of mine.
Interpost....
Haha, no worries, I can tell
Hi Fugs! Is it still raining? Blue skies here. Yawn, another god damned beautiful day
^^ True.
I knew the kg to lbs thing because I live in Japan. I like sumo, but the wrestlers weigh like 140 -150 kgs, so I have to convert it to understand it, although I am starting to think in kg, km, l, cm, and celcius.
Not fact. This is the Neverending Story:College Flunky Years.
Picture the scene: Dr Typicunt Dipshit administering vital anaesthetics to a 130lb female cancer patient in need of a major tuuuuma removal.
Imagine everyone's surprise when said patient dies from the overdose, as the measure was intended for a person 2.2x the patient's body weight. Hahaha. I can just see the disciplinary board and/or courts buying the ole 'Bu, bu, but I looked on 'poundsweighmorethankilograms.com' and it said I was correct.
Remind the entire US (or anyone visiting) NEVER to be under your care. Dr Shipman? Step aside.
3.5GPA? Haha...from the University of Mybrain'sinmyass, MN. Typical hun? Fo shizzle, you are the dumbest cunt on this site...fact.
And get fucked Fugs, like anybody thinks you look smart trying to make me look like I wasn't referring to a kilogram you shit-slurper.
Jesus, what a fucking annoying dick. Just shut the fuck up and evaporate you fucking infestation.
Um Cruelfag....I had my math righ ton the very first post. So no....overdoses would not happen. i just majorly fucked the explanation.
And who called a paragraph from cruelfag....predictable asshole.
I will send you my apas report if you want proof jackass. I have a 3.5.
I think he has personal issues, Hank
Typical, if you had mastered the concept, you wouldn't have fucked up the explanation
Hi jamiee! Yup, still raining, and the wind's blown the rest of the apples from the tree. Still, saves me trying to reach the ones at the top.
Sorry, Captain Paragraph, did I upset you? I don't know how I had the audacity to correct you, my bad.
I know Jaimee, that was a pretty bad fuck up...and arguing that I do know the concept is kind of pointless now lol. But on tests...I have never gotten those wrong lol.
Oh fuck off Typican't. You sound like an 8 year old girl trying to convince her mommy she knows how to write in cursive. Dumb fucking bitch.
Hank? I got nothing. Just look at yourself in the mirror for me please. What, you didn't slit your own throat yet?
That's what comes with living up north Fugs. The sun is shining down here. It's fucking cold though.
Are sharks mammals Dik?
You English should come here for a visit, warm and sunny
Yummy apples
CrissyHermaphrodite, you are weak as fuck.
the apple.. ( a cousin of common corn) is the only vegatable to grow in trees
hahaha
Vegetable Growing For Dummies by dik.
The apples are yummy, they are around 6 - 8 ounces each, and really sweet.
On the visit thing, I'm hoping to get out there again sometime next year. I'd like to ship my mountain bike over and go riding around Moab.
bikes on the plane are usually an additional $50.00. The dollar will be so low by then the trip will be dirt cheep
haha, cheap
Typical, you are a fucking MORON. If you do it all day at school & math is your thing, you should have known that 1kg=2.2pound!
Stupid fucking fuck!
I really hate that stupid ass smug bitch
ya i hate her too..you smug motherfucking teenager..go eat the shit they serve on facebook
She's not so bad. Take that CruelH&M, that's the actual definition of a real cunt.
Teenager...no. Smug...yes. Made myself look stupid today...yes. Care that I made a mistake online...no.
Young people nowadays have such anger in them
give it up typical.. try ebaums
...so do the old ones
Yup, dik's so old, he's practically senile...
Well.. At least Typical is using her life to pursue a greater cause, whether that is to actually help people, or make money... thats more than most of you Mucho-Assholes can say.... cmon now, dik, you're one step away from living in a van down by the river!!! hahaha...
Is dik the oldest Sucker then ?
I'm not sure who is, but I think it;s between Toolman, Morph and Wario.
Old farts!
I think it's between Godzilla, Hank and Toolman
Old farts!
how old are you, jerks?
*possum say in innocent, non-stalking sort of way...*
Ebaums makes me want to hurt people....occasional funny videos. Comment section that makes me loose faith in humanity.
dik and the captain are exactly the same age, to the day. you could say they are mucho twins. (dik is the "wild" one)
the captain is the "receiving" one
Ebaums is full of twats like Bicho. No one should be made to go there.
I'm 82 goddamn it
Jerks is 25.. and now available for side chats on email...
BTW.. you are a funny motherfucker possum! Lol...
i thunk i was the oldest
Sasquatch is a legend, a myth... Like the Yetti...
1 kilo = 2.2 pounds
FACT
Typical you said "2.2 kg in a pound " Go back to school .
Typical you could have said , Aqua I made a mistake , and sent me a vial of morphine and all would have been forgiven . PS I like your sweet tits .
Fuck you cheeky. It is a well known fact that Canadians are receivers.
And I believe we figured out that I'm older than dik....by at least a few hours.
Sonsofbitches.
hey jerk come out here in the forest and yell that real loud, i'll hear you and come down from the high country, we'll talk about it then.
i don't know how long it'll take me to come down, depends on how high i am.
i always believed in you
well thanks dik, just because some hicks froze a rubber suit in their freezer doesn't mean we don't exist
Hey Jim don't blame me. The rumours are being put around by Sulu and Uhuru.
mathematicians are famous for being absent minded. as the saying goes: a mathematician will say A, write B, mean C, but it should be D.
And for the record, sharks aren't mammals. Sorry, dik.
Yes they fucking well are! Are you stupid?
dik, have you seen what this idiot's sayin'?
If they are not mammals, then why do they nurse their young?
and why are they covered in fur?? obviously a mammal
It is in fact, a large rubber cock.
you must know
Indeed, cause I rammed it up your ass as you screamed. I made your mother watch me do this too you, so she could never look at you as her little boy again.
Indeed, cause I rammed it up your ass as you screamed. I made your mother watch me do this too you, so she could never look at you as her little boy again.
It's a smurdge, by that I mean, a submerged surfboard of an already downed waver-paver. Duh...
Are you still here?
i hate sharks. they are definitely the most useless species on earth...
hahaha
you were being sarcastic right?
if they would live on land on the northern hemisphere they would actually been out of value after all
plantshit you're an old world monkey
sharks happen to be a very important animal
a lot of people don't realize sharks are actually air breathing mammals
I knew that. They are very closely related to penguins, another land mammal.
With furry tummies
that's exactly right irish...ahh the mysteries of nature...
I'm actually a reptile.
I thought you were black
Yeah, I'm a black gecko. I'm on your window at night watching you shower with the luffa sponge.
*How did he know
I love sharks. Especially in soups
I still haven't tried skate, Cheeky, but I will next opportunity
I had skate last night. Yum
He didn't say skate. He said shark. They are in the same family, but yet different.
...and so tasty
Interposting bastard!
i will make a point of trying it
Plantshit posted up there. Seeing that made me realize that no matter how irritating he was, he was way better than this new dickfuck CruddyHomo.
Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man.
The Professionals for Dummies bu CheekyCov
skate...a forest creature occasionally found in rivers or oceans
From the same family as the Haggis. That wee timorous beastie.
...The natural prey of the naked mole termite.
Interposting son of a bitch!
Ahh, the rare and illusive Haggis
do you mean 'sheep stomach filled with offal' ?
I thought the "wee timorous beastie" was a mouse?
Granted, though, Haggis are amazing creatures. How many other species have the legs on one side shorter than the other, just so they can run around hills?
Dolph Lundgrens do.
Information courtesy of the Mucho Bestiary. Soon to be made available in all good bookstores.
I always thought the wee timorous beastie was a rabbit.
There are no rabbits on East Timor.
That's because the haggises ate them all.
I've seen pods of dolphins playing in the waves here with surfers
I've seen schools of sharks raping surfers and eating their wetsuits.
i've seen things too myaan
I saw a bunch of fat girls at the bar last night.
^Beer induced hallucinations.
dolphins..what an awesome fish
Silly boy, everybody knows that dolphins are crustaceans.
Mmm, dolphin bisque
^What a good idea.
excuse me but dolphins are fish...end of story
Excuse me, but encephalopods are my thing and, yeah...dolphins are encephalopods.
Notice the 12 tentacles on every dolphin.
Well that's what the man who sold me this rare and expensive dolphin shell told me.
I've seeeen things you wouldn't believe...[blah blah] All lost now in time...in time.
If anyone can get the movie reference I promise to not flame on them for the rest of the day...first person only. Except dik.
Nobody gives a fuck about your flaming CrissyHomo. It's weaker than a soggy match.
Yeah keep telling yourself that long enough and you might start to believe. I flushed you down the toilet weeks ago. Nexxxxt!
All the fun just got sucked out of that conversation, the black hole of fun stopped in
Dolphins are the second most intelligent creatures on Earth. After mice, of course.
So sorry to piss on yer fireworks. Care for a sparkler?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
^correct quote
I thought chickens came before mice
Time to die
Blade Runner for Dummies by CheekyCov
mice ..what a mysterious reptile
The only thing you flush is your soft as baby doo diarrhea shits, CrissyHambone, after you eat them a second time, that it.
*is
Mice are amphibians. Fact.
Mice are avian
From the forthcoming publication The Mucho Bestiary by CheekyCov
^Ideal present for friends and families this Christmas.
you people obviously don't watch the discovery channel for anything other that south american indian tits
Sorry, mice have feathers, therefore they are amphibians. End of story. Lol. Fact.
Amphibians are my thing.
Well, of course you're right on the reference Cheeky. Bit of a non-gift though since I have no cause to flame on you. But, bravo for getting it.
Actually I can't see a reason to flame on Skank at the moment either, since he's resorting to 'yo momma' shit...and umm, shit (in the form of 'baby doo' comments). Fuck, I see no rational reason to flame on a guy with wit and insults on the level of Forrest Gump:The Younger Years. Cunt status officially stripped from Wank...for being inneffectual again.
dik? You got anything for me from your 'top drawer' today? Besides crab treatment ointment, and your 'woman's' 6-week old, period-laden panties?
If mice are amphibians they'll float on water, which means they are made of wood.
CrissyHM, it's funny you harping on my 'momma' joke, since you had opened with a 'your wife' line. Same level, dumbass.
And you didn't respond to any other threads. You are limiting yourself to one. That tells me you don't have shit.
You are as worn out as your grandma's douche. You were right when you said you got nothing. You really don't.
Wrong, while they are made of wood, that is precisely the reason they will indeed, sink
A common mistake. Everyone knows that they are made of rubber.
No, cheeky, gerbils are made of rubber, that's why they bounce everywhere.
I haven't looked at any other threads recently. Just popped on before I go out for a bit. Why? You making yourself look like an ass elsewhere too? Move the fuck along white belt. You're too stupid to even realise how played-out and shit you manifestly are. And you look like Burt on crack, after being raped in county jail.
Jesus. Is there nobody around here with a quick wit, and a bit of originality? I write huge paragraphs sometimes, sure. Why? Because I can...I have ENDLESS material Mr Boondocks Wanksocks.
Go wake dik from his cum-induced slumber, and have him come see me. Your low-grade persona and talentless trolling is starting to deplete my IQ points from just being around it.
I shall return...
My legs appeared to be rubber last night as I walked home from the pub.
Why am I the only one unable to ignore that fuckhead?
I got hammered at the bar last night and just ate Waffle House. I am about to take an epic dump.
Endless material, none of it funny. You seem to prefer quality over quantity, CrappyHousecat. You are 10% talent, 90% noise. Fucking verbal diarrhea, get some fiber in your diet.
Hank never ignores CruelHM
Shut up would you? Who are you anyway?
Thanks for the info Irish.
No problem. As an update, it was fairly nasty. I had forgotten that I ate a ton of peanuts at the bar, that and the chilli from my hashbrowns combined made for an interesting consistency. I still feel like there is more to come later. I'll keep you informed.
No. Please don't.
OMG, rish, major TMI
classy
Classier still if he were to mold it into funny shapes, and take pictures.
He does that anyway.
The one he made into a briar pipe was a mistake
It was black from all the Guinness and not very moldable.
I guess the tobacco was hard to light up to
CruelHomo is still a fucking douchebag I see.
Most of us try to ignore him
ignore who?
Don't know, he must have gone.
Most of us have succeeded.
Guinness and mexican food shits are the worst.
good old Navy Rum is good for giving the shits
I bet that's not the only naval thing you're acquainted with sailor boy.
with the exception of whatshisname's shit...this was one of the funniest threads ever :)
Hank...epicly failing again I see? You say I write too much and it's not funny. But right after, you state I seem to prefer quality over quantity? Hmmm. FAIL.
CrappyHouseCat? Come on FlankHisAsscheeks...you could have done better in the second grade, surely? FAIL
Lastly, if I had any sort of shits problem, the last thing I'd ever want is more fiber. Our survey says?: FAIL.
I take it you mean cruelThreadStopper?
^^ Essays for Dummies by Captain Paragraph
He has that effect, total buzz kill
Yes, I know, tedious isn't he?
Anyways, I'm off to bed, it's after three here.
G'night almost all!
I'm rather stoned on some white widow right about now...so fuck all y'all. You ain't 'a killin mah burzz. x
I never took you for a stoner Cruella... A preachy drunk, yes, but not a stoner...
see, cruel? see what happened? we were maybe just going to get some more 1st-person poo diaries/descriptions...MS Gold!
but you just couldnt let it go..
Hahaha! I'm many things. I like my 'erb though.
Possum say: See what happened Cruel? I'm just going to get some more of my first-person MS gold poo video diaries. But, alas, I couldn't let it go...it got stuck on the way out.
Lol...See what happens Warriors!?!
cruella needs to listen to some FURR, and peace out
essays for dummies..now that was a good one
hey jerks - 35 minutes and counting...i'm getting serously drunk now, but i'll probably make it...just dont count on anything coherent...
We never count on your coherency.
CrunchyBM prefers squallity over scantity. Fuck you and your housecat, you fur ball feltching, revolting pet fondler. You don't need fiber to firm up your runny shits, because you ingest so much cat hair tongue cleaning your cat's asshole.
Moron! fiber does the exact opposite to firming shit up. Grow up, and grow a pair, fucking thumb-sucker.
From the Wiki article on dietary fiber,
"Soluble fiber supplements may be beneficial for alleviating symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome, such as diarrhea and/or constipation and abdominal discomfort."
No, stupid, it bulks up your shit. People on high fiber diets tend to suffer from constipation because fibrous foods are difficult to digest, and pass through the system largely unachanged.
*unchanged
But, even if the mass amounts of cat hair that pass daily through CrunchyBM's digestive system didn't benefit him in any way, he would still felch his cat as often as he could, because it's love, and ya know, there is just no arguing with that.
i weight that weight with my armour and equipment ...FEar ME bitch-ups
The only things that fear you are your towns children.
GO FLIPPER GO!