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My name is humpty pronounced with the umpty I like my oatmeal lumpy
im sick with this straight gangsta maxx
FTW! Did this dipshit surgically replace his cock for a BUTTPLUG!?!?!?!?!
ladies, how i love to funk thee!
Why the fuck did you write FTW?
dude it looks like a radish
Capitan Buttplug?
major dogknott
yes my friend. dogknot or lava lamp, kinda one in the same.
Girls just love yam cock.
hahaha
I've never seen the movie "Cocoon" But it couldnt be much different from this....I was waiting for old people to hatch out of that guy's peter.
he could destroy any asshole with that dick...
um, well, either this guy was born with a cock-ring stuck on him, or he's found a way to stuff potatoes into his package...
"Let me lay it on the line hes got two on the vine i mean two sets of testicles so devine" i mean damn wtf did he do to poor john henry
This look cancerous....
agreed
Looks like he didn't understand the instructions for his penis pump
lol
Looks like someone had issues with their penis-enlarging saline implants. Is it just me, or were his balls sideways?
I agree smerf on the implant thing gone wrong.
Actually you want your balls sideways(normal). His were front to rear, but your point was correct.
what the hell is wrong with him?
Salteen injections.
Crackers?
hahah salteen.
lmao super! who said that again, salteen injections?
I can't remember, but it was funny as hell....
it was..
Is that a tuber or a tumour? Slam, bam, thank you yam. If it's a sweet potato, why's it taste so salty? etc...
cause U are an ass pirate Commander Cumlick.
Damn you, Chinaski, I was hoping to make the sweet potato remark.
There are many to choose from. Use you're imagination.
If they have anal she will have to wear Depends for a month
depends....
i hate you nova that made me chuckle.
Depends...For ppl that take cock Deep in there rear-ends......
That's the sort of cock that I imagine Chewbacca would have under all that fur. And I definitely do not imagine that when I touch myself! No Siree Bob.
Lump! She's Lump! She's Lump! It's got a small head.. lalalalalala
You must be my age...(30 something)
now that song is stuck in my head...
what on earth happened to his penis. almost looks like a baseball...
I cant believe anyone would actually fuck him. nasty!
And I couldn´t belive anyone would actually fuck Ossy or whatever ugly rock/metal celebs there is.
true dat.
OK...Dildo and Shitsplat... you are now on my hit list, (NEVER talk shit about OZZY...) and that's a bad place to be.
I´m glad im not on your list because im not talking shit , im speaking fact!.
Quit yammering.
If i stick it in your mom will that make u happy.
shouldnt his head be the same girth as his um girth?
You meant shaft...!
His dick looked like a butt plug.
"It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood... It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!"
fuck you lot, it's bananas on toast for me tonite!
All I could think of is those infected leg videos...
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Comments to Lumpy!
My name is humpty pronounced with the umpty I like my oatmeal lumpy
im sick with this straight gangsta maxx
FTW! Did this dipshit surgically replace his cock for a BUTTPLUG!?!?!?!?!
FTW! Did this dipshit surgically replace his cock for a BUTTPLUG!?!?!?!?!
ladies, how i love to funk thee!
Why the fuck did you write FTW?
dude it looks like a radish
Capitan Buttplug?
major dogknott
yes my friend. dogknot or lava lamp, kinda one in the same.
Girls just love yam cock.
hahaha
I've never seen the movie "Cocoon" But it couldnt be much different from this....I was waiting for old people to hatch out of that guy's peter.
he could destroy any asshole with that dick...
um, well, either this guy was born with a cock-ring stuck on him, or he's found a way to stuff potatoes into his package...
"Let me lay it on the line hes got two on the vine i mean two sets of testicles so devine" i mean damn wtf did he do to poor john henry
This look cancerous....
agreed
Looks like he didn't understand the instructions for his penis pump
lol
Looks like someone had issues with their penis-enlarging saline implants. Is it just me, or were his balls sideways?
I agree smerf on the implant thing gone wrong.
Actually you want your balls sideways(normal). His were front to rear, but your point was correct.
what the hell is wrong with him?
Salteen injections.
Crackers?
hahah salteen.
lmao super! who said that again, salteen injections?
I can't remember, but it was funny as hell....
it was..
Is that a tuber or a tumour? Slam, bam, thank you yam. If it's a sweet potato, why's it taste so salty? etc...
cause U are an ass pirate Commander Cumlick.
Damn you, Chinaski, I was hoping to make the sweet potato remark.
There are many to choose from. Use you're imagination.
If they have anal she will have to wear Depends for a month
depends....
i hate you nova that made me chuckle.
Depends...For ppl that take cock Deep in there rear-ends......
That's the sort of cock that I imagine Chewbacca would have under all that fur.
And I definitely do not imagine that when I touch myself! No Siree Bob.
Lump! She's Lump! She's Lump! It's got a small head.. lalalalalala
You must be my age...(30 something)
now that song is stuck in my head...
what on earth happened to his penis. almost looks like a baseball...
I cant believe anyone would actually fuck him. nasty!
And I couldn´t belive anyone would actually fuck Ossy or whatever ugly rock/metal celebs there is.
true dat.
OK...Dildo and Shitsplat... you are now on my hit list, (NEVER talk shit about OZZY...) and that's a bad place to be.
I´m glad im not on your list because im not talking shit , im speaking fact!.
Quit yammering.
If i stick it in your mom will that make u happy.
shouldnt his head be the same girth as his um girth?
You meant shaft...!
His dick looked like a butt plug.
"It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood... It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!"
fuck you lot, it's bananas on toast for me tonite!
All I could think of is those infected leg videos...