Machete!

Comments to Machete!

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  StretchNuts 2008-01-15T05:04:37Z says:

  The best part about Grindhouse was the fake previews

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    iFuckNuns 2008-01-15T05:09:45Z says:

    Machete is going to be an actual movie now coming out sometime this year...
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    -Morph- 2008-01-15T10:26:04Z says:

    Dear god i am SOO THERE!
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    CervicalCancer 2008-01-15T10:58:52Z says:

    iFuckNuns, you better not be lying, i am too fucking lazy to look it up myself, this would however be legendary.
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    Mannynub 2008-01-15T11:12:34Z says:

    And about fucking time too. Sick of seeing Danny Trejo cast as the bad guy, he's too many levels of awesome to be typecast as such.
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    dik 2008-01-15T11:57:06Z says:

    ya he doesnt look like a bad guy at all?
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    PwnBot 2008-01-15T12:27:55Z says:

    It's going straight to DVD I think.
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    yak 2008-01-15T14:39:03Z says:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808359/
    don't think its the same movie you guys are talking about :P
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    yak 2008-01-15T14:40:14Z says:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
    oh here we go...
    Status:
    Unknown
    Comments:
    Filming was slated for June, no word yet on what is going on with the movie.
    Status Updated:
    1 August 2007
    Note:
    Because this project is categorized as being in production, the data is subject to change; some data could be removed completely.
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  StretchNuts 2008-01-15T05:05:25Z says:

  Im watching From Dusk til Dawn right now

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    The-Velvet-Fag 2008-01-15T05:06:13Z says:

    Im watching you watching Duck til dawn right now
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    jonnythatsme 2008-01-15T05:14:57Z says:

    Sexmachine is way better than Machete
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    zombieanimalsemn 2008-01-15T05:15:30Z says:

    I'm watching your wife watching Dusk til dawn right now.
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    zombieanimalsemn 2008-01-15T05:17:02Z says:

    ..and your kid too.
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    StretchNuts 2008-01-15T05:20:03Z says:

    I wouldnt call them my wife and kid per say. I took them but they are not mine....

    per say
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    StretchNuts 2008-01-15T05:20:51Z says:

    I get a little choked up everytime i see sexmachine get bit.
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    fabreeze805 2008-01-16T03:32:02Z says:

    i just keep pausing and rewinding the part with Salma Hayek dancing
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  DickNixonJr 2008-01-15T05:15:40Z says:

  "They just fucked with the wrong mexican!"
  My favorite preview was for Werewolf Women of the SS.

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    StretchNuts 2008-01-15T05:25:09Z says:

    Do you have a website with your hats for sale, dick??
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    DickNixonJr 2008-01-15T05:40:37Z says:

    Still working on it.
    Sorry to everyone who wanted one for the winter season which is almost over
    I'll have a job soon and with the funding from this I shall get cards and stuff.
    I'll give mucho discounts mind ye.
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    TheCatLady 2008-01-15T06:38:03Z says:

    "Action! Suspense! Emotion!"
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    StretchNuts 2008-01-18T02:37:43Z says:

    If I could sew I would so copy the monster hat you have as your avatar. Luckily for you im not gay
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  jonnythatsme 2008-01-15T05:17:36Z says:

  Doesn't he die in all his movie

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    antispeziesist 2008-01-15T06:32:20Z says:

    Only when hes the bad guy, and he's always the bad guy.
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    Schadenfreude 2008-01-15T08:31:42Z says:

    But this time, he's the bad-ass guy, so who knows what'll happen
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  Ice006 2008-01-15T05:43:02Z says:

  I'll never get over how extreme the minigun bike jump is at the end. I'll be sporting a semi for the rest of the afternoon.
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  BigJohnson110 2008-01-15T06:17:02Z says:

  I knew it had to be a "B" grade movie when they couldn't even spell PREVIEW

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    Mannynub 2008-01-15T11:11:08Z says:

    You do reallise that was intentional, right?
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  Mandible 2008-01-15T06:28:53Z says:

  "Yes bro, I mean padre"
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  Wario7793 2008-01-15T10:25:51Z says:

  The only way this could be better is to rebuild Machete into the six million peso man...

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    Mannynub 2008-01-15T11:11:48Z says:

    "We can rebuild heem! We have de technology essee!"
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    Mako 2008-02-25T10:30:48Z says:

    Isnt 6 million pesos, like...6 dollars?
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  fries-please 2008-01-15T12:39:04Z says:

  This was posted by Hank, where the fuck is he ?

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    borracho5000 2008-01-16T03:48:42Z says:

    sucking nigger cock for bus tokens
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    HankChinaski 2008-01-17T06:24:21Z says:

    I've been gone for a few days.
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    Apathy 2008-01-17T06:28:40Z says:

    Hank's a busy man.
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  Plantshit 2008-01-15T12:53:44Z says:

  preast = godzilla?

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    Godzilla 2008-01-15T20:22:48Z says:

    Wow, thanks Planty.
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    Plantshit 2008-01-16T01:15:57Z says:

    why dont i spell correctly , i certainly capable off but things just mess up wise elder, What words of wisdom to you give me?
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    Godzilla 2008-01-16T03:02:00Z says:

    Your doing fine grasshopper. MS isn't the same without you.
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  Plantshit 2008-01-15T12:54:35Z says:

  whats wrong with his skin ,its like mushshroom

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    Godzilla 2008-01-15T20:23:51Z says:

    In sun stay he too long.
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    leper-chaun 2008-01-16T00:21:33Z says:

    He in sun too long stay
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    Plantshit 2008-01-16T01:16:42Z says:

    the skin must be like a inch thick
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  MuchoPro 2008-01-15T23:30:36Z says:

  im glad to see someone else is as exited about "Machete" as me
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  leper-chaun 2008-01-16T00:20:46Z says:

  they just fucked with the wrong mexican.. haha
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  BusterHymen 2008-01-17T03:24:08Z says:

  lol tarantino is fkn disturbed, grindhouse movies were the shyt but, so many hotties in planet terror.
  If he wasnt an actor...hed jus be another ugly fuck, lucky cheese grater face bastad.