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Magnescribe

It combines humanities 2 most important things: Writing with a pen and telling time. How have we as humans been around so long without this wonderful invention??

Magnescribe

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Comments to Magnescribe

  • rock_strongo
    rock_strongo 2009-09-03T04:09:04Z says:

    Patented Magnetic Engineering Physics? I have no idea what any of those words mean but when they are all used in conjunction like that it sounds FUCKING AWESOME.

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2009-09-03T04:27:09Z says:

    "Cushion Glide Rolling System"?!? Carlin just rolled over in his grave.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-09-03T05:23:05Z says:

      they dug that ingrate up and chucked him in a landfill..Fuck that turd

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2009-09-03T06:28:12Z says:

      How about Fuck BillyMays

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2009-09-03T08:34:34Z says:

      Carlin fucked your mother in the ass.

    • MisterRoboto
      MisterRoboto 2009-09-03T12:53:05Z says:

      You don't say shit about George Carlin you motherasshole.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-09-03T21:52:34Z says:

      robotos right, but whats a "motherasshole" ?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-09-04T03:55:55Z says:

      In this case, it's what BILLYMAYSHERE was born from.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2009-09-03T04:34:45Z says:

    I bet the creator of this things he's really clever. But in reality he's just a stupid dip shit.

    • gta2800
      gta2800 2009-09-03T04:51:12Z says:

      *thinks* fail

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-09-03T05:26:13Z says:

      Did you invent this?

  • SendMoreCops
    SendMoreCops 2009-09-03T04:41:52Z says:

    It's almost like there's a spring that holds the pen forward until it the magnet pulls it back. This is dumb.

    • dolphinfish
      dolphinfish 2009-09-03T04:45:54Z says:

      Weren't you paying attention? IT'S REVOLUTIONARY! Show some respect!

  • 42Adams
    42Adams 2009-09-03T04:50:52Z says:

    the thought that this POS probably made someone a millionaire is exactly why i have no faith in humanity

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-09-03T08:36:14Z says:

    that thing is noisy as shit

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-09-03T08:36:52Z says:

    maybe if that notebook was magnetic i'd order

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-09-03T08:45:59Z says:

    So, what happens when the pen goes dry?

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-09-03T08:47:07Z says:

      After the refills.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-09-03T08:52:18Z says:

      you order new ones for only 59.99 per five-pack, sweet right?

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-09-03T09:25:58Z says:

    30 bucks? thats bullshit.

    • tofattofly
      tofattofly 2009-09-03T11:56:04Z says:

      But you get an extra magnescribe BUT WAIT call now and they give you a third piece of junk to wear around your neck and look like a fucking retard

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-09-03T12:05:58Z says:

      You don't need that third piece.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-09-03T12:16:56Z says:

      ^this had me laughing so hard...thanks Mr. El_Wanko!!

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2009-09-03T12:40:37Z says:

    I'm going to order 10 of them and turn myself into a high-tech Mr. T.

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2009-09-03T19:35:01Z says:

    Hello MagneScribe!!!

  • SoulcakeDuck
    SoulcakeDuck 2009-09-03T21:49:22Z says:

    reminds me of Requiem for a Dream

    • shit-spackle
      shit-spackle 2009-09-04T03:30:32Z says:

      Be excited, be, be excited.

  • FrogFin
    FrogFin 2009-09-04T00:26:18Z says:

    Fuck pockets

  • sasquatch
    sasquatch 2009-09-04T01:39:51Z says:

    every time i ever got a magnet too close to my watch it quit working

yak
posted September 03, 2009
by yak

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