Fucking hell, this is funny. Jonesy strikes again. But how the fuck could you have gotten the HAIR COLOR wrong? You'd have to be blind to think smerf was a brunette. It's pretty spooky how realistic the face is.
And STFU smerf...you know full well you're covered with backne...and freckles.
my heiht obsession? you seem to get really offended whenever i mention anything about height. and this little cruelhm dumbass come here giving out internet threats and shit... and hes a pathetic little man. its just ridiculous
Dude...I'd kick your ass and be dining on your liver with a side of fave beans in about 30 minutes flat. I eat fat fucks like you as a snack. 5' 11, 190 pounds, I enjoy pain, I fight smart and I'm like lightning.
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
You motherfuckin slutty, greasy, addicy ball of goo-cum.
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to begin our tour of the internet over here at the "internet badass" exhibit. Please, don't approach the bars, you really don't want him touching you. It's kind of like a venereal disease, except you can never seem to wash off the itchiness.
oh, i fucking love this!!
my own smerf!!
i'll hang out with it and pretend it's the real one....
man, we will have such a great and fun time, me and little paper smerf!! to bad he´s not wearing that awesome kilt...
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finally, a mucho army! PRINT PRINT PRINT!
ok, i give up... 9 paper cuts later
Mine is all done!
Jonesy, you know the average attention span on Mucho is 14 sec...
Want to go bowling?
zang
Hey look, a squirrel!
stay, jones, stay!
Damn, got bills to pay...
Hats you say?
The porn ads at the bottom, are they included?
god just shut up
thats right, im god.
Make more! I love these!
You are gay.
But crafty!
The only question is who's next?
I'm thinking Jamie, Dik or Yak.
or Hank.
Drumrave is bound to happen, but where is there a picture of hank?
There is a pic of me around here somewhere.
*are many
Like 5 of em
Not that many.
I should submit a new pic.
Don't give the noobs fodder.
Hi hank.
Hi Kirk.
With photoshop, there are 5ish.
Or 1ish.
You lying sack of Hank
uh.. how is dees smerf?
I'm not sure but he has bad backne.
he posted himself (and his cheesy moustache) a while back - pretty good likeness i think
He even got the piercings on there, but the hair is all the wrong color. How would you know if I have backne or not?
poss you noob! smerf has posted more pics of himself here, than Valentine's cards got posted globally.
He's a ginger bastard.
Hey, my parents are married.
Fucking hell, this is funny. Jonesy strikes again. But how the fuck could you have gotten the HAIR COLOR wrong? You'd have to be blind to think smerf was a brunette. It's pretty spooky how realistic the face is.
And STFU smerf...you know full well you're covered with backne...and freckles.
my girl is taller than you sissy little slut
That height obsession is really fucking weak. You know that right? Stupid kid shit. Like you are mentally under age 12.
I do all my best work lying on top of your gf anyway. Height isn't really an issue.
my heiht obsession? you seem to get really offended whenever i mention anything about height. and this little cruelhm dumbass come here giving out internet threats and shit... and hes a pathetic little man. its just ridiculous
I don't understand his thing with height either.
he gets turned on by freakish giants who want to rape him.
Reminds him of home.
Height is the only thing going for him in life.
I don't get offended. I just think you sound like a child when you say that stupid shit and you do.
cant hear you from down there buddy
Dude...I'd kick your ass and be dining on your liver with a side of fave beans in about 30 minutes flat. I eat fat fucks like you as a snack. 5' 11, 190 pounds, I enjoy pain, I fight smart and I'm like lightning.
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
You motherfuckin slutty, greasy, addicy ball of goo-cum.
^slave looking for a master
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to begin our tour of the internet over here at the "internet badass" exhibit. Please, don't approach the bars, you really don't want him touching you. It's kind of like a venereal disease, except you can never seem to wash off the itchiness.
can i lick the bars, smerf?
Well, you could... I wouldn't recommend it, though.
does it come with all the smerf charm too ?
Charm sold seperately.
I realize that the hair is kinda of, for some reason it turned out darker than the color I used. My bad.
I'm very disappointed in you.
i built one but it busted apart as soon as i started fucking it
Don't blame yourself. It's that Canadian education system.
agreed ..not my fault...could also be that my penis is just too large and powerful
MegaDik. You could be like a new super hero.
Jeez Chriss
oh, i fucking love this!!
my own smerf!!
i'll hang out with it and pretend it's the real one....
man, we will have such a great and fun time, me and little paper smerf!! to bad he´s not wearing that awesome kilt...
Make me!!!
There's already a gay Power Ranger action figure.
urkel: ever listen to the first three Queen LPs?...
signed, just wondering
Dead wife approves this message...
listen up, and carry on
HOO!
(she was our "keyboard player"
, 1982 - 1987, freeing me up to fail at playing lead again)