Do i want to die....hmm that depends. See im trying to think of all the ways you could kill me right now. Hmmm....Damn. Hey have you mastered telekinesis? That might help you out a bit
I'm not fat, but I am white and I do like to take my clothes off in public... I have been banned from a few bars for that reason... I played Golden Tee with my dick one time at Hard Rock Cafe, didn't go over well
ok so gta is on a hate thing let me ask a qustion...and i could get some shit but for the most part all my spic and nigger pals agree with me....colored dudes love white women...its just the truth.
So this guy walks into a bar. After a while, he walks up to the bartender and says "Hey, I've got a bet for you. I bet that if you put a glass at the end of the bar and I stand at this end, I can piss so hard and accurate that I can get it into the glass and not spill a drop."
The bartender gives him a hard look at says "Fuck off."
The guy then says "I've got $5000 that says it."
Bartender thinks about this for a second and says "Shit, you're on."
So they set it up. The guy stands at the end of the bar and starts pissing. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the floor the stools, the cash register. He pisses a little on the bartender, too. He pisses everywhere EXCEPT the glass at the end of the bar.
When he finally finishes, the bartender starts laughing and says "Pay up, fucker!"
So the pissing guy makes a quick tour of the bar, comes back, grins and hand the bartender $5000. The bartender looks confused and asks him "Why the fuck are grinning? You just lost 5000 bucks!"
"Yeah, but I bet a bunch of other guys in here that you would let me piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it. I made $15000."
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HA
lol,shut her ass up
fuck yea, she shut up QUICK!
I could tell this was fake from the damn thumbnail. She is no reporter.
That'll teach those fuckin Jehovah witnesses.
he's my idol
use the reply button!!
in case you dont know, you cant on your first post. Jackass
you wanna die?
i think you do but im just saying
Do i want to die....hmm that depends. See im trying to think of all the ways you could kill me right now. Hmmm....Damn. Hey have you mastered telekinesis? That might help you out a bit
o yea i have mastered telekinesis and so then it will be an easy kill then cool!
Aye so a battle of the minds it be. Have at you!
And what exactly are you going to do with that telekinetic power?? In order to kill him that is...
the e-thugness is strong with these.
I think your both telepathetic...
i like led zeps' ridiculous attempt at reply button naziism... rock on there dummy!
Sorry Zep ,you will not win .
omg led shut up u son of a bitch you are so ridiculous, fuckin led cock sucker.
^idiote...(that's french for idiot)
Ha.
a battle of wits with unarmed opponents...
mmm no dik.. idiot in french, its idiot
ya ok
you can reply your first post genius. you see there's this little button on your browser called "refresh" and it can work wonders! give it a try!!!
I just used my Jedi powers to impregnate your sister.
Why is it that fat ugly white people always feel it's alright to flash people or go streaking in public?
Bc we own the world and your soul
I'm not fat, but I am white and I do like to take my clothes off in public... I have been banned from a few bars for that reason... I played Golden Tee with my dick one time at Hard Rock Cafe, didn't go over well
ok so gta is on a hate thing let me ask a qustion...and i could get some shit but for the most part all my spic and nigger pals agree with me....colored dudes love white women...its just the truth.
lol
gta is just a stupid nigger
So this guy walks into a bar. After a while, he walks up to the bartender and says "Hey, I've got a bet for you. I bet that if you put a glass at the end of the bar and I stand at this end, I can piss so hard and accurate that I can get it into the glass and not spill a drop."
The bartender gives him a hard look at says "Fuck off."
The guy then says "I've got $5000 that says it."
Bartender thinks about this for a second and says "Shit, you're on."
So they set it up. The guy stands at the end of the bar and starts pissing. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the floor the stools, the cash register. He pisses a little on the bartender, too. He pisses everywhere EXCEPT the glass at the end of the bar.
When he finally finishes, the bartender starts laughing and says "Pay up, fucker!"
So the pissing guy makes a quick tour of the bar, comes back, grins and hand the bartender $5000. The bartender looks confused and asks him "Why the fuck are grinning? You just lost 5000 bucks!"
"Yeah, but I bet a bunch of other guys in here that you would let me piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it. I made $15000."
That wasnt related to this thread at all but still pretty damn funny!
heard a similar joke to it before,
back on topic white people rule. were just too beautiful to cover up.
From Dusk 'til Dawn was pretty good...
Colored people like white women, is that what we call the fat chicks white guys won't fuck..and why do they all drive a fucking dodge neon?
wasn't that the same guy from the soccer stadium pic?
haHA! Yes! That guy is cool in my book. YAY creepy old fat naked man who doesn't like TV news!
Answering the door naked helps keep the jehovah witness's away too
I see you know my trick as well.
I answer it naked, with Pantera playing in the background and wearing a condom that has peanut butter smeared on it.
I answer the door in gasmask.
that would likely keep the nazis away dicknix.
He should have bent over and gave her a "redeye"
I'm surprise nobody's commented on what she actually said. "The charges involving you and your mom-" ...haha I'd say that's pretty fucking great.
surprised* fuck I'm losing it.
I'm really fucking surprised noone commented on the Freudian implication of the video discription, "short and to the point"!!
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!! HE HAD A BLURRY BOX WHERE HIS DICK IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT!! IS IT SOME KIND OF MEDICAL CONDITION?
Whoa don't shout. Maybe it's the guy from the "insert name here" pic and the director just covered it up as he felt sorry for him.
He's half-japanese.
If she didn't want to see his dick, she shouldn't have come to the door.
I haven't seen a Jahovas Witness in nearly 3 years.
BLASPHEMY
he only said jehovah
BLASPHEMER
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.
Well it WAS a good piece of hallibut!
I've never had a jegovahs witness ever knock on my door. In fact I've only heard of them on tv, they don't seem to like my state lol.
nervous disorder?
I wish that would work for me, but it just makes people stare at me in awe...
because of that fucking chin
haha That was actually pretty funny Starr, wonder what Archman has to say.
Fuck Archman! Please, fuck me too?
Especially when its cold starrsky. Bet those babies could poke someones eyes out...
same here Starrsky
I don't have long nips they're a nice size.
prove it!
I don't want my boobs to be on the interweb, what if I'm famous someday??
famous for what? post those tits!
Besides, starr, we have enough quotes from you on here that could bring you down if you ever do become a starr!
what that I'm kind of a racist?? Please, its cool to be a racist now adays
maybe in Texas, not here.
Well, star, you don't actually have to put your face in the photos of your boobs. Just your boobs, or a nipple, with MS written on or by it.
Yeah, just leave off the face...we dont ask too much.
damn it smerf!! I was hoping nobody would think like that
Starr when it comes to your tits we've thought of it all.
Repeatedly
with this continued lack of proof, I'm beginning to suspect starr is a transvestite.
not that theres anything wrong with that.......
this is what i do to the pizza guy
why? not to give him tip?
you cheap asshole!
The nakedness IS the tip.
"A prize for the eyes" I always say.
GET IN THE KITCHEN.