I can picture that happening around here. Have you guys ever seen that episode of Cops where a guy comes home from work and finds a drunk black guy asleep on his couch?
Some dude did that near where i live but he stayed in the house 2 days and when he would leave he would take a shit in the middle of the livingroom rug haha inovative
I remember the guy on the couch was butt ass naked, urkel. And he kept pushin on the guy's head trying to wake him up lol. I guess the guy was on PCP (it has a tendency to make people strip naked) then got shitfaced and passed out on this guy's couch while he was trying to rob the place...I still lmao when I think about it.
I remember when I went to high school and a preppy rich girl was wailing her head off saying she found a homeless drunk guy in her Lamborghini that puked all over the inside of her leather seats and liquid shit the seats inside her car. Ah-man I laughed so hard that girl was put in her place by a homeless drunk man.
reminds me of a story i saw on yahoo a while ago of a japanese guy living in this chick's closet for 2 YEARS. honestly, how do you not notice someone in your damn closet for 2 years?!
Chinahonk still is in the closet after over a decade. Mikebeebus has spotted him but doesn't want to go there just yet; the tension only makes it sweeter
I live right up the street from where this happened. If someone lived in my attic, I'd at least demand them to do all the house work, and be my sex slave.
don't get me started on how lazy i am... i mean... you know ;/ i'm lazy..
and urkelbot why do you keep saying i did anything with anything ;/
STOP WITH THE LIES!!!!
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fucking hippies
yeah they caught me... they caught the tater.
thats like some shit i would do
<3 u skulk
Thats some shit a few people here would do.
I can picture that happening around here. Have you guys ever seen that episode of Cops where a guy comes home from work and finds a drunk black guy asleep on his couch?
Doesn't he start kicking him or something?
Some dude did that near where i live but he stayed in the house 2 days and when he would leave he would take a shit in the middle of the livingroom rug haha inovative
I remember the guy on the couch was butt ass naked, urkel. And he kept pushin on the guy's head trying to wake him up lol. I guess the guy was on PCP (it has a tendency to make people strip naked) then got shitfaced and passed out on this guy's couch while he was trying to rob the place...I still lmao when I think about it.
Tequila causes me to occassionally disrobe in inappropriate places.
I remember when I went to high school and a preppy rich girl was wailing her head off saying she found a homeless drunk guy in her Lamborghini that puked all over the inside of her leather seats and liquid shit the seats inside her car. Ah-man I laughed so hard that girl was put in her place by a homeless drunk man.
^bullshit story
Totally true. It's very common for high school kids to own $200,000 Lamborghinis.
funny thing about that story actually.. that exact same thing happened in my private jet.
reminds me of a movie called shallow grave
Just read the Wiki about that. It seems pretty fucked up.
this reminded me right of the villisca axe murders in 1912. where the murderer hid in the attic and killed 8 people while they slept.
Shit, you might be older than hank.
well that goes to say that it wasnt toothpast on the toothbrush
this is what happens when one of you asses report my safe place
wonder how many people are checking their attic after watching this haha
reminds me of a story i saw on yahoo a while ago of a japanese guy living in this chick's closet for 2 YEARS. honestly, how do you not notice someone in your damn closet for 2 years?!
i lived in my mom's for 9 month
but every one noticed....
Chinahonk still is in the closet after over a decade. Mikebeebus has spotted him but doesn't want to go there just yet; the tension only makes it sweeter
squatters rights
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I live right up the street from where this happened. If someone lived in my attic, I'd at least demand them to do all the house work, and be my sex slave.
Yeah, that would be cool. It'd be like having your own version of the Gimp.
Atticus Grinch
He wiped his bum with her tooth brush
i was GOING to put hanks picture on top of the picture in the video but i got lazy ;/
you? lazy?
He was too busy fucking with my video.
he has an evil side doesn't he
don't get me started on how lazy i am... i mean... you know ;/ i'm lazy..
and urkelbot why do you keep saying i did anything with anything ;/
STOP WITH THE LIES!!!!
more like i have a good side... a very small good side ;/
He is so lazy he wrote that comment in 3 sittings. It was still Deja who had to finish it for him.
you should post your gf´s unreal set of ultimate tits
i pretty much just copy and paste from a text file to make my posts on here ;/
like you know how to copy and paste