Pit-bull dogs are amazing dogs. Mine is a sweetheart with the family and other dogs. She doesn't like men with beards or sorry to say, black people. I got her like that. So if you are a bearded black guy, trying to rob my house, you'll end up like this.
My 90 lb mother loves Lucy, and Lucy is more than 1/2 her weight.
And deadskinmask, it is perfectly fine to see ribs on a dog like this.
I'd rather have a pet tick attached to my eyeball. All pitbulls and their owners should be chopped up and fed to a nice animal, like tiger sharks, for example.
Whatever, the nicest dogs i have ever met were pits, and ironically the most piece of shit dogs ive come across seem to be those tiny fuckers. Dirty Steve, i know its ok to see ribs, just saying the dog isn't ripped like some.
My cousin has two pits. Both very nice dogs, even if one looks mean as hell.
Steve, my mom had a dog as a kid that didn't like black men or facial hair, too. Not very impressive when you find it was a dachshund. More impressive when you find out it killed a deer and animal control had to pry his teeth open with a crowbar.
The only thing I have failed at is ignoring you, knobhead. Oh, and I failed to pull out of your mom in time on numerous occasions, but luckily a good kick in the stomach will usually cause a miscarriage. Now, don't disrespect your elders ever again, Tread Head.
The thing is most ppl don't know shit about dogs, pits are very friendly loving animals when it comes to humans but the way they are bred makes them very aggressive towards other dogs. That's not to say a pit wont bite your face off to protect it's family though...
If you havent raised, trained and bred dogs you havent the slightest knowledge of dogs, hence your opinion has zero value. Every single dog can be raised to be good or bad.
yeah dude... dogs still have wild in them, man is too "civilized." Maybe if dude hadn't been afraid of dog and attacked as an animal himself, he could have made it... Doggies' got bite though.
I've been attacked by a pittbull but i was able to win. I'm 6'5 and im pretty sure if i was shorter it could have leaped up and gotten my neck and ended me, but it got my lag and i punched it in the head 4 times and then it ran off. I was lucky but its still possible
yea right . . . ur a 6'5" pitbull punching badass just like im a 6'6" nigger with a 45 inch vertical, a 4.2 forty, and a donkey dick. i guess u can be who ever u want on the internet.
im only 165 pounds. im a string bean, but i do box and those 4 blows to its head were nuck on skull. I did get lucky and if that fucking dog took me down i don't kno where the fuck i would be
100 lb pitbull is on the big end of the scale. Figure 20 lbs of bone, 30 lbs of organs, blood and other fluid... 50 lbs of muscle. Sure, I could take that.
i sure thats what burgler benny in the pic though too right before it ate his face. ur a ginger tho so u pry dont taste as good as a regular person. u might be safe.
Pitbulls have very thick skulls. You hitting it on the head probably tickled it to the point that it couldn't hold on anymore. Let's face facts, if the fucker had gotten a real bite on you the only way to get it off would've been to break it's jaw with something.
Manny is right. A lot of my friends have pitties and they think it's fun when you punch them in the head. It's still a pretty poor effort to lose a fight to a dog, even a pittie. If a dog locks on you you it's defenseless, just grab its balls and twist.
I once got attacked by a pitbull, and when it jumped at me, I kicked it in the balls. After it hit the ground it pulled a gun on me but it couldn't pull the trigger since it didn't have any fingers.
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So what you're saying is the guy and the dog had a face off?
thats what happens when you butt heads w/ a pit
Zing!
Urkel, sir, freaking hilarious.
I want to buy a dog like that
Good job boy !!! U should kill the motherfucker, ooouuuu ... wait U DID!
That pit isn't even fully shaped. Not supposed to see the ribs.
it was hungry obviously
Leave it home alone with your kids~
Pit-bull dogs are amazing dogs. Mine is a sweetheart with the family and other dogs. She doesn't like men with beards or sorry to say, black people. I got her like that. So if you are a bearded black guy, trying to rob my house, you'll end up like this.
My 90 lb mother loves Lucy, and Lucy is more than 1/2 her weight.
And deadskinmask, it is perfectly fine to see ribs on a dog like this.
I'd rather have a pet tick attached to my eyeball. All pitbulls and their owners should be chopped up and fed to a nice animal, like tiger sharks, for example.
in what is quickly becoming a scenario too often repeated, i'm with hank on this one
Great minds think alike.
Whatever, the nicest dogs i have ever met were pits, and ironically the most piece of shit dogs ive come across seem to be those tiny fuckers. Dirty Steve, i know its ok to see ribs, just saying the dog isn't ripped like some.
shut up, dickweed. that was pretty stupid said
going to have to agree with elchris on this despite how it pains me
were really bonding arnt we pops?
no
I have a pitbull and he is an amazing dog it's all how you train them.
Dogs behave as they are trained to behave. Only morons who think alike don't know that.
My cousin has two pits. Both very nice dogs, even if one looks mean as hell.
Steve, my mom had a dog as a kid that didn't like black men or facial hair, too. Not very impressive when you find it was a dachshund. More impressive when you find out it killed a deer and animal control had to pry his teeth open with a crowbar.
Smerf, you've told that bullshit dachsund/deer story here before. You are full of fucking shit, dude. No way.
O_Rancid was trained to behave like a cheap whore whenever he dad wanted a little action.
I'm up wayyy to late/early today.
fail hank. just fail.
Sit, Zeke, sit. Good boy, now shut the fuck up, Zeke, shut it.
With all due respect sir, you failed. Horribly.
im just laughing at "my mom's dachshund killed a deer" yea man my cat killed a t-rex the otherday
The only thing I have failed at is ignoring you, knobhead. Oh, and I failed to pull out of your mom in time on numerous occasions, but luckily a good kick in the stomach will usually cause a miscarriage. Now, don't disrespect your elders ever again, Tread Head.
triple fail. my mom's dead asshole.
What about your mom's dead asshole?
You gonna give it mouth-to-stank resuscitation?
Go Hank!
The thing is most ppl don't know shit about dogs, pits are very friendly loving animals when it comes to humans but the way they are bred makes them very aggressive towards other dogs. That's not to say a pit wont bite your face off to protect it's family though...
If you havent raised, trained and bred dogs you havent the slightest knowledge of dogs, hence your opinion has zero value. Every single dog can be raised to be good or bad.
poor guy, he just wanted to steal some stuff
My first thought was that is/was you.
poor dog
We're not that lucky, Captain
i wonder if the "man" had this dog put to sleep 'cause it done killed a whigger
probably mistook him for a real nigga... :(
Randy Watson....lookin ass nigga
That's why when ever you attempt any kind of robbery you always carry a gun.
And Dog Repellent.
Or a piece of steak.
peanut butter
or a shark
yeah dude... dogs still have wild in them, man is too "civilized." Maybe if dude hadn't been afraid of dog and attacked as an animal himself, he could have made it... Doggies' got bite though.
Shut up you crazy asshole
he makes a good point though
Dogs aren't hard to fight off if you own one. Just from playfighting with dogs you learn how to avoid getting bit.
Fuck that 420, I'm not robbing anyone.
I like to play choke my mother-in-law's dog until it's eyes bug out and it's tongue turns blue.
No, wait, that's actually my mother-in-law that I do that to.
the badger needs it
She needs more than she gets.
just another noose around the neck of pitbulls and their owners.
Good boy!
Thank you kindly.
wow, that guy won't do that again!
Its a good thing that the scumbag died. Otherwise some fucking lawyer would be having a field day with a case against the owner.
Nah, the family will probably sue
The lawyers get all the monies either way~
poor fella. his eye looks injured.
I've been attacked by a pittbull but i was able to win. I'm 6'5 and im pretty sure if i was shorter it could have leaped up and gotten my neck and ended me, but it got my lag and i punched it in the head 4 times and then it ran off. I was lucky but its still possible
yea right . . . ur a 6'5" pitbull punching badass just like im a 6'6" nigger with a 45 inch vertical, a 4.2 forty, and a donkey dick. i guess u can be who ever u want on the internet.
im only 165 pounds. im a string bean, but i do box and those 4 blows to its head were nuck on skull. I did get lucky and if that fucking dog took me down i don't kno where the fuck i would be
u need a protein diet son. a dozen hard boiled eggs every day for 8 weeks and then hit the gym
*coughbullshitcough*
I never thought of a pitbull being so damn vicious. I figured dogs were pretty simple to take down, even if they hopped on you.
100lbs of pure muscle going for ur throat. maybe easy with a gun?
100 lb pitbull is on the big end of the scale. Figure 20 lbs of bone, 30 lbs of organs, blood and other fluid... 50 lbs of muscle. Sure, I could take that.
i sure thats what burgler benny in the pic though too right before it ate his face. ur a ginger tho so u pry dont taste as good as a regular person. u might be safe.
Smerf's excessive body hair, like a lion's, acts as a protective mane.
seems like it would be fairly easy to give it a boot to the face if one came running up to you. but i dunno. have never been in a fight with a dog.
You guys stfu. Everything Alec said about the attack was 100% true besides the Pit Bull being a Bichon.
Pitbulls have very thick skulls. You hitting it on the head probably tickled it to the point that it couldn't hold on anymore. Let's face facts, if the fucker had gotten a real bite on you the only way to get it off would've been to break it's jaw with something.
Manny is right. A lot of my friends have pitties and they think it's fun when you punch them in the head. It's still a pretty poor effort to lose a fight to a dog, even a pittie. If a dog locks on you you it's defenseless, just grab its balls and twist.
they can easily jump 4 feet vertically
I once saw a pitbull jump 10 feet vertically while chained to the Titanic.
I once got attacked by a pitbull, and when it jumped at me, I kicked it in the balls. After it hit the ground it pulled a gun on me but it couldn't pull the trigger since it didn't have any fingers.
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.
once a pitbull watched me use an atm then stole my card
a pitbull once killed my dad
A pitbull once tried to carjack me.
that sounds like bullshit
dik is such a trickster
Not many people know this, but former world chess champion Garry Kasparov was a pitbull.
a pitbull once ate some food...
forgot to say, i needed 40 stiches from the dogs teeth on my lower calf.
You also forgot the reply button.
its hard out here for a pimp.
^^ nigga please.....
Your still full of shit
next time a dog pic or vid is posted, the story will include a telling of 50 stitches
...and he'll be 6'8"
why is being tall so hard to understand? damn munchins don't think we exist untill us tallies step on you.
true dat^
possum
Isn't this the same pitbull from that picture a couple weeks ago?
They are like black people. They all look alike.
Whoop, whoop.
Walk it off.
at least the human managed to get a bite in too
Poor dog, probably stings
I think that's a piece of the unlucky fellow's flesh on there.
did they let the dog keep that bit
there would have been nothing left but blood and the echos of his screaming if it was stan..fact
stan is known as a poof in dog circles
he's a fucking killing machine man...a killing machine
Good dog.
man i lost my car yesterday, i still havnt found it
I can't call you out on that, I've done it myself. Good night was it?
hadnt been that drunk in a long time. always get in trouble when i drink
Dude, where's my car?
Good lesson for next time tho.
gaaay
Snarf
Fries
Zombie dog eats brains