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Attempted home robbery, the home owners dog had other ideas though and tore the guys skull apart. That'll do dog, that'll do.

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Comments to Man vs dog

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2009-03-12T04:03:52Z says:

    So what you're saying is the guy and the dog had a face off?

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-03-12T05:14:25Z says:

      thats what happens when you butt heads w/ a pit

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2009-03-12T05:31:37Z says:

      Zing!

    • Xho
      Xho 2009-03-12T11:47:36Z says:

      Urkel, sir, freaking hilarious.

  • Krusty
    Krusty 2009-03-12T04:05:42Z says:

    I want to buy a dog like that

    • falipy
      falipy 2009-03-12T04:30:22Z says:

      Good job boy !!! U should kill the motherfucker, ooouuuu ... wait U DID!

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2009-03-12T05:33:48Z says:

      That pit isn't even fully shaped. Not supposed to see the ribs.

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-12T05:42:30Z says:

      it was hungry obviously

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2009-03-12T11:14:37Z says:

      Leave it home alone with your kids~

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-03-12T12:57:10Z says:

      Pit-bull dogs are amazing dogs. Mine is a sweetheart with the family and other dogs. She doesn't like men with beards or sorry to say, black people. I got her like that. So if you are a bearded black guy, trying to rob my house, you'll end up like this.

      My 90 lb mother loves Lucy, and Lucy is more than 1/2 her weight.

      And deadskinmask, it is perfectly fine to see ribs on a dog like this.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-12T13:56:46Z says:

      I'd rather have a pet tick attached to my eyeball. All pitbulls and their owners should be chopped up and fed to a nice animal, like tiger sharks, for example.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-03-12T17:01:33Z says:

      in what is quickly becoming a scenario too often repeated, i'm with hank on this one

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-12T17:04:03Z says:

      Great minds think alike.

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2009-03-12T17:20:38Z says:

      Whatever, the nicest dogs i have ever met were pits, and ironically the most piece of shit dogs ive come across seem to be those tiny fuckers. Dirty Steve, i know its ok to see ribs, just saying the dog isn't ripped like some.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-12T17:21:25Z says:

      shut up, dickweed. that was pretty stupid said

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T17:57:54Z says:

      going to have to agree with elchris on this despite how it pains me

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-12T18:06:41Z says:

      were really bonding arnt we pops?

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T18:17:28Z says:

      no

    • TS3
      TS3 2009-03-12T18:50:33Z says:

      I have a pitbull and he is an amazing dog it's all how you train them.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-12T22:28:05Z says:

      Dogs behave as they are trained to behave. Only morons who think alike don't know that.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-03-13T02:16:14Z says:

      My cousin has two pits. Both very nice dogs, even if one looks mean as hell.

      Steve, my mom had a dog as a kid that didn't like black men or facial hair, too. Not very impressive when you find it was a dachshund. More impressive when you find out it killed a deer and animal control had to pry his teeth open with a crowbar.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T03:46:48Z says:

      Smerf, you've told that bullshit dachsund/deer story here before. You are full of fucking shit, dude. No way.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T03:48:06Z says:

      O_Rancid was trained to behave like a cheap whore whenever he dad wanted a little action.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T03:51:07Z says:

      I'm up wayyy to late/early today.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-13T03:53:21Z says:

      fail hank. just fail.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T03:56:47Z says:

      Sit, Zeke, sit. Good boy, now shut the fuck up, Zeke, shut it.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-13T04:03:52Z says:

      With all due respect sir, you failed. Horribly.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-03-13T04:05:59Z says:

      im just laughing at "my mom's dachshund killed a deer" yea man my cat killed a t-rex the otherday

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T04:12:00Z says:

      The only thing I have failed at is ignoring you, knobhead. Oh, and I failed to pull out of your mom in time on numerous occasions, but luckily a good kick in the stomach will usually cause a miscarriage. Now, don't disrespect your elders ever again, Tread Head.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-13T04:14:44Z says:

      triple fail. my mom's dead asshole.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T08:58:39Z says:

      What about your mom's dead asshole?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T09:01:24Z says:

      You gonna give it mouth-to-stank resuscitation?

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2009-03-13T09:50:08Z says:

      Go Hank!

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2009-03-13T10:10:46Z says:

      The thing is most ppl don't know shit about dogs, pits are very friendly loving animals when it comes to humans but the way they are bred makes them very aggressive towards other dogs. That's not to say a pit wont bite your face off to protect it's family though...

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2009-03-17T03:24:35Z says:

      If you havent raised, trained and bred dogs you havent the slightest knowledge of dogs, hence your opinion has zero value. Every single dog can be raised to be good or bad.

  • elchris
    elchris 2009-03-12T04:14:22Z says:

    poor guy, he just wanted to steal some stuff

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-03-12T04:15:19Z says:

      My first thought was that is/was you.

    • AnalxCunt
      AnalxCunt 2009-03-12T06:48:05Z says:

      poor dog

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-03-12T07:00:57Z says:

      We're not that lucky, Captain

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-03-12T04:24:10Z says:

    i wonder if the "man" had this dog put to sleep 'cause it done killed a whigger

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-03-12T05:16:53Z says:

      probably mistook him for a real nigga... :(

    • RandyWatson
      RandyWatson 2009-03-12T05:51:04Z says:

      Randy Watson....lookin ass nigga

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2009-03-12T04:30:47Z says:

    That's why when ever you attempt any kind of robbery you always carry a gun.

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-03-12T04:41:09Z says:

      And Dog Repellent.

    • LOGDROPPER
      LOGDROPPER 2009-03-12T04:47:54Z says:

      Or a piece of steak.

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-03-12T04:52:21Z says:

      peanut butter

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2009-03-12T04:56:13Z says:

      or a shark

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2009-03-12T04:57:23Z says:

      yeah dude... dogs still have wild in them, man is too "civilized." Maybe if dude hadn't been afraid of dog and attacked as an animal himself, he could have made it... Doggies' got bite though.

    • KeefRobot
      KeefRobot 2009-03-12T05:02:39Z says:

      Shut up you crazy asshole

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-03-12T05:12:11Z says:

      he makes a good point though

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-12T05:14:30Z says:

      Dogs aren't hard to fight off if you own one. Just from playfighting with dogs you learn how to avoid getting bit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-03-12T05:58:49Z says:

      Fuck that 420, I'm not robbing anyone.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-12T14:03:10Z says:

      I like to play choke my mother-in-law's dog until it's eyes bug out and it's tongue turns blue.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-12T14:04:09Z says:

      No, wait, that's actually my mother-in-law that I do that to.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T18:02:40Z says:

      the badger needs it

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T03:48:37Z says:

      She needs more than she gets.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-03-12T04:59:34Z says:

    just another noose around the neck of pitbulls and their owners.

  • Dragoness
    Dragoness 2009-03-12T05:06:18Z says:

    Good boy!

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-03-12T11:50:24Z says:

      Thank you kindly.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2009-03-12T05:07:14Z says:

    wow, that guy won't do that again!

  • PinkStinkWrinkle
    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-03-12T05:11:14Z says:

    Its a good thing that the scumbag died. Otherwise some fucking lawyer would be having a field day with a case against the owner.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-03-12T07:02:11Z says:

      Nah, the family will probably sue

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2009-03-12T11:16:39Z says:

      The lawyers get all the monies either way~

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2009-03-12T05:15:31Z says:

    poor fella. his eye looks injured.

  • Alec13
    Alec13 2009-03-12T05:16:28Z says:

    I've been attacked by a pittbull but i was able to win. I'm 6'5 and im pretty sure if i was shorter it could have leaped up and gotten my neck and ended me, but it got my lag and i punched it in the head 4 times and then it ran off. I was lucky but its still possible

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-12T05:52:44Z says:

      yea right . . . ur a 6'5" pitbull punching badass just like im a 6'6" nigger with a 45 inch vertical, a 4.2 forty, and a donkey dick. i guess u can be who ever u want on the internet.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-12T06:35:04Z says:

      im only 165 pounds. im a string bean, but i do box and those 4 blows to its head were nuck on skull. I did get lucky and if that fucking dog took me down i don't kno where the fuck i would be

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-12T07:00:57Z says:

      u need a protein diet son. a dozen hard boiled eggs every day for 8 weeks and then hit the gym

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-03-12T07:02:39Z says:

      *coughbullshitcough*

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-03-12T07:28:55Z says:

      I never thought of a pitbull being so damn vicious. I figured dogs were pretty simple to take down, even if they hopped on you.

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-12T07:36:33Z says:

      100lbs of pure muscle going for ur throat. maybe easy with a gun?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-03-12T07:45:27Z says:

      100 lb pitbull is on the big end of the scale. Figure 20 lbs of bone, 30 lbs of organs, blood and other fluid... 50 lbs of muscle. Sure, I could take that.

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-12T07:54:26Z says:

      i sure thats what burgler benny in the pic though too right before it ate his face. ur a ginger tho so u pry dont taste as good as a regular person. u might be safe.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-03-12T08:25:25Z says:

      Smerf's excessive body hair, like a lion's, acts as a protective mane.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2009-03-12T09:14:31Z says:

      seems like it would be fairly easy to give it a boot to the face if one came running up to you. but i dunno. have never been in a fight with a dog.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-03-12T10:28:07Z says:

      You guys stfu. Everything Alec said about the attack was 100% true besides the Pit Bull being a Bichon.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-03-12T10:57:54Z says:

      Pitbulls have very thick skulls. You hitting it on the head probably tickled it to the point that it couldn't hold on anymore. Let's face facts, if the fucker had gotten a real bite on you the only way to get it off would've been to break it's jaw with something.

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2009-03-12T12:13:36Z says:

      Manny is right. A lot of my friends have pitties and they think it's fun when you punch them in the head. It's still a pretty poor effort to lose a fight to a dog, even a pittie. If a dog locks on you you it's defenseless, just grab its balls and twist.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-03-12T13:00:31Z says:

      they can easily jump 4 feet vertically

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-12T14:08:28Z says:

      I once saw a pitbull jump 10 feet vertically while chained to the Titanic.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-12T18:12:07Z says:

      I once got attacked by a pitbull, and when it jumped at me, I kicked it in the balls. After it hit the ground it pulled a gun on me but it couldn't pull the trigger since it didn't have any fingers.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-12T18:13:01Z says:

      But I'd be done see'n about everything
      when I see an elephant fly.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T18:18:31Z says:

      once a pitbull watched me use an atm then stole my card

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T18:20:08Z says:

      a pitbull once killed my dad

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-12T18:24:12Z says:

      A pitbull once tried to carjack me.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T18:38:33Z says:

      that sounds like bullshit

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-12T18:53:34Z says:

      dik is such a trickster

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T03:54:21Z says:

      Not many people know this, but former world chess champion Garry Kasparov was a pitbull.

    • staples
      staples 2009-03-13T14:10:52Z says:

      a pitbull once ate some food...

  • Alec13
    Alec13 2009-03-12T05:18:23Z says:

    forgot to say, i needed 40 stiches from the dogs teeth on my lower calf.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-12T05:19:17Z says:

      You also forgot the reply button.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-12T06:35:23Z says:

      its hard out here for a pimp.

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2009-03-12T07:27:57Z says:

      ^^ nigga please.....

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2009-03-12T11:34:25Z says:

      Your still full of shit

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-03-12T17:03:59Z says:

      next time a dog pic or vid is posted, the story will include a telling of 50 stitches

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-03-12T17:04:07Z says:

      ...and he'll be 6'8"

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-13T05:52:28Z says:

      why is being tall so hard to understand? damn munchins don't think we exist untill us tallies step on you.

    • staples
      staples 2009-03-13T14:11:38Z says:

      true dat^

    • staples
      staples 2009-03-13T14:12:11Z says:

      possum

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2009-03-12T05:19:04Z says:

    Isn't this the same pitbull from that picture a couple weeks ago?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-12T05:19:56Z says:

      They are like black people. They all look alike.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2009-03-12T09:00:57Z says:

      Whoop, whoop.

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2009-03-12T06:16:08Z says:

    Walk it off.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-03-12T09:20:04Z says:

    at least the human managed to get a bite in too

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-03-12T11:55:19Z says:

      Poor dog, probably stings

    • bostano
      bostano 2009-03-13T01:34:11Z says:

      I think that's a piece of the unlucky fellow's flesh on there.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-13T09:38:09Z says:

      did they let the dog keep that bit

  • dik
    dik 2009-03-12T13:54:28Z says:

    there would have been nothing left but blood and the echos of his screaming if it was stan..fact

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-12T14:20:47Z says:

      stan is known as a poof in dog circles

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T14:27:32Z says:

      he's a fucking killing machine man...a killing machine

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2009-03-12T13:54:58Z says:

    Good dog.

  • elchris
    elchris 2009-03-12T18:07:01Z says:

    man i lost my car yesterday, i still havnt found it

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-12T19:44:58Z says:

      I can't call you out on that, I've done it myself. Good night was it?

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-12T22:48:02Z says:

      hadnt been that drunk in a long time. always get in trouble when i drink

    • bostano
      bostano 2009-03-13T01:34:43Z says:

      Dude, where's my car?

  • faggot
    faggot 2009-03-12T18:29:52Z says:

    Good lesson for next time tho.

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-12T18:39:16Z says:

      gaaay

  • Snarf
    Snarf 2009-03-13T06:22:02Z says:

    Snarf

  • Indica
    Indica 2009-03-13T11:11:04Z says:

    Zombie dog eats brains

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