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Man Vs Train

Guess who wins. I guess the bouncing object gives it away.

Man Vs Train

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train,  suicide,  stupid human tricks

Comments to Man Vs Train

  • festicky
    festicky 2007-10-04T04:07:26Z says:

    ... and again.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-04T05:11:33Z says:

      Are you the same retard from yesterday?
      Someone get a laser designator for the D-bomb

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-04T06:23:12Z says:

      Nah, Yak and Deja ban the IP address, not the screen name, so they can't just re-register.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-10-04T11:24:36Z says:

      its probly hank

    • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
      SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-10-04T21:00:43Z says:

      With how Hank is and all that, i doubt he'd do this, this is probably some kid who doe snot understand what he's seeing so instead he posts first to seem important...that or some REALLY old guy who wears cut of short shorts and a very dirty white tanktop.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-04T21:35:43Z says:

      Either way this one is doomed to an existence of being without the muchonet

  • firebolt
    firebolt 2007-10-04T04:37:43Z says:

    shit,i sorta was hoping that the man would win,fucking trains

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-10-04T07:56:54Z says:

      at least he didnt miss the train

    • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
      SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-10-04T21:03:21Z says:

      You mean at least the train didn't miss HIM.

    • Snotcricket
      Snotcricket 2007-10-04T21:21:55Z says:

      Thanks for ruining the ending for me!

    • yourname
      yourname 2007-10-05T04:19:48Z says:

      looks like he may have got a bit of road rash

    • alicefreak
      alicefreak 2007-10-05T05:37:54Z says:

      Going back to the old joke/fact, why are people still hit by trains. Could it be any easier to avoid something, it isn't and in-law or that ugly girl you took home last night.

  • kio
    kio 2007-10-04T04:45:48Z says:

    train wins

    • jacq
      jacq 2007-10-04T05:22:27Z says:

      No, the camera wins because the man and the train got impact marks, but the camera LOL... I'm outta here!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-04T06:24:17Z says:

      In which case, muchosucko wins, because we all laugh and don't care.

      It took me four fucking tries to get "muchosucko" typed correct, and about 12 more to get the rest of this right.

    • seanmiester
      seanmiester 2007-10-04T07:49:47Z says:

      you must be as high as me then...

  • kio
    kio 2007-10-04T04:48:07Z says:

    does man ever win?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-04T05:12:27Z says:

      Only when they use the reply button, even on their own posts.
      Unless you are fighting a terminator, than you are just plain fucked.

    • 2P1S
      2P1S 2007-10-04T09:21:56Z says:

      If they've got a bomb then they can win.

    • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
      SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-10-04T21:06:27Z says:

      I fought a terminator before...I killed him without a reply button...mind you it took five bottles of KY jelly, three turtles, and twenty seven babies.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-04T21:36:28Z says:

      I just had a hydraulic press handy...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-05T11:16:33Z says:

      i used a feather.

  • jonnythatsme
    jonnythatsme 2007-10-04T04:54:24Z says:

    Not stronger than a Locomotive,hahaha Superman dared him

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-04T06:31:17Z says:

      Okay, so this guy named Dave walks in a bar that's located in the penthouse of a skyscraper. Sits down, orders a drink and starts sipping. A few minutes later, this guy walks in and a orders a drink, chugs it down and jumps out the fucking winder, 27 stories up. Dave's like "holy shit! Hey pass me another, I need it after seeing that!" A few minutes later, the same guy walks into the bar and orders another drink, chugs it down and jumps out the window again. Dave's again going "What the hell is this shit" and orders another drink. Sometime later, the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it and jumps out the window again.

      The guy keeps doing this over the next hour or so while Dave is drinking. After yet another jump (and numerous drinks) Dave says "Fuck A!!! I wanna try that!" and jumps out the window and dies. When the guy walks back into the bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk, you know that?"

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-04T06:31:47Z says:

      To which Superman replies "Fuck you, I'm saving the world, one idiot at a time."

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-10-04T11:26:27Z says:

      clap,clap,cla.....*silence*

    • StickyBeets
      StickyBeets 2007-10-04T15:53:13Z says:

      that joke died with Henny Youngman..oh!..not old enough to know who the violin playing one liner 'take my wife..please!' comedian Henny was?..then it gives you an idea how old the joke is...

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2007-10-04T05:00:41Z says:

    Life sucks and then you die.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-10-04T15:59:05Z says:

      ...and then what?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-04T23:09:46Z says:

      And then you shut the fuck up and go away, asshole.

  • antipoop
    antipoop 2007-10-04T05:09:44Z says:

    well that's gonna leave a mark...

    • MrKrinkle
      MrKrinkle 2007-10-04T05:34:27Z says:

      hahahahahahahahaha, that was so original. you should do commercials.

    • antipoop
      antipoop 2007-10-04T06:09:24Z says:

      honest to god man, if I saw that in person, I'd think the same thing!

  • gutz13
    gutz13 2007-10-04T05:19:41Z says:

    That has to be horrifying image for those people who were there to see it. They will never forget the guy who almost beat the train.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-04T05:22:37Z says:

      if i were there i would've just laughed my ass off.

    • jacq
      jacq 2007-10-04T05:31:26Z says:

      Yup, the horrifying image. If you live in Vietnam, you surely see this type of sort image in almost every week. Then you'll get used with it. Fuck, 20 years of living in Vietnam, i saw at least 100 times of people got run over by buses, trucks, trains, cars, and even boats...

      Now, I feel neutral with these type of images.

    • MrKrinkle
      MrKrinkle 2007-10-04T05:34:50Z says:

      lucky you?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-04T06:19:55Z says:

      i would laugh and try to find the head . I would be so happy.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-04T06:32:55Z says:

      Personally, I just decide that they're an idiot and the world is better off without them.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-04T11:01:00Z says:

      Everyone is happy when they find head.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-04T11:24:16Z says:

      i'd push him back on the traintracks if i saw him running and trying to climb the platform.

  • erod84
    erod84 2007-10-04T05:21:02Z says:

    I could have taken that train on, no problems.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-04T11:27:35Z says:

      if that was me, it would've been the train's head flying off!

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-10-04T05:49:23Z says:

    damn,was that his head that flew off?

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-04T08:07:59Z says:

      Either that or the ball he was carrying.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-04T11:00:05Z says:

      Didnt it look like the one bystander threw up in the garbage can?

  • fuckQjew
    fuckQjew 2007-10-04T08:11:08Z says:

    First post ever, I've signed up over 20 times and it would never accept my my username and/or password, finally it did. I know this is a lame post but the fucking idiot that said they banned the IP address and not only the username is a fucktwat. I can change my IP address and "NOW" my username at will. "New to comments but have been here for years"

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-04T10:58:37Z says:

      Been trying all that time and failed, but now you finally got here and they cant keep off if they tried. You sir are definately MS qualified.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-04T11:26:50Z says:

      eh.. as far as i've heard, they *do* ban your ip-address, not your account.

  • Blah2aUsaName
    Blah2aUsaName 2007-10-04T08:45:49Z says:

    lol, this was Sydney Australia, I love when teh countries is teh reprezents on my sites.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-04T23:18:57Z says:

      You actually managed to redefine retarded there, amazing!

  • supergiant
    supergiant 2007-10-04T12:35:06Z says:

    He fought the train and the train won

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-10-05T06:51:02Z says:

      you are the god of obviousness

    • supergiant
      supergiant 2007-10-05T17:15:20Z says:

      well i went for the "i fought the law and the law won" but i failed obviously

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-10-06T07:30:42Z says:

      there u go again with the obviousness

    • supergiant
      supergiant 2007-10-06T11:02:25Z says:

      here i go again

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-10-07T20:56:38Z says:

      lol

  • Fap
    Fap 2007-10-04T17:11:47Z says:

    In Soviet Russia, train hits you!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-04T21:02:25Z says:

    Wanker had a bad bloody day.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-04T23:10:35Z says:

    That was no train. It was my penis in a transformers costume.

cheekycov
posted October 04, 2007

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