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Man Vs Train

Guess who wins. I guess the bouncing object gives it away.

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train,  suicide,  stupid human tricks

Comments to Man Vs Train

  • 48x48
    festicky says:

    ... and again.

    2007-10-04T04:07:26Z
    • Lepprntava

      Are you the same retard from yesterday?
      Someone get a laser designator for the D-bomb

      2007-10-04T05:11:33Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Nah, Yak and Deja ban the IP address, not the screen name, so they can't just re-register.

      2007-10-04T06:23:12Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      its probly hank

      2007-10-04T11:24:36Z
    • 16x16

      With how Hank is and all that, i doubt he'd do this, this is probably some kid who doe snot understand what he's seeing so instead he posts first to seem important...that or some REALLY old guy who wears cut of short shorts and a very dirty white tanktop.

      2007-10-04T21:00:43Z
    • Lepprntava

      Either way this one is doomed to an existence of being without the muchonet

      2007-10-04T21:35:43Z
  • 48x48
    firebolt says:

    shit,i sorta was hoping that the man would win,fucking trains

    2007-10-04T04:37:43Z
    • Iconator_15681aa803ea6d2cd87d1db805b12975

      at least he didnt miss the train

      2007-10-04T07:56:54Z
    • 16x16

      You mean at least the train didn't miss HIM.

      2007-10-04T21:03:21Z
    • 11479

      Thanks for ruining the ending for me!

      2007-10-04T21:21:55Z
    • Funny_monkey_pictures_4
      yourname says:

      looks like he may have got a bit of road rash

      2007-10-05T04:19:48Z
    • 16x16
      alicefreak says:

      Going back to the old joke/fact, why are people still hit by trains. Could it be any easier to avoid something, it isn't and in-law or that ugly girl you took home last night.

      2007-10-05T05:37:54Z
  • 48x48
    kio says:

    train wins

    2007-10-04T04:45:48Z
    • 16x16
      jacq says:

      No, the camera wins because the man and the train got impact marks, but the camera LOL... I'm outta here!

      2007-10-04T05:22:27Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      In which case, muchosucko wins, because we all laugh and don't care.

      It took me four fucking tries to get "muchosucko" typed correct, and about 12 more to get the rest of this right.

      2007-10-04T06:24:17Z
    • 16x16

      you must be as high as me then...

      2007-10-04T07:49:47Z
  • 48x48
    kio says:

    does man ever win?

    2007-10-04T04:48:07Z
    • Lepprntava

      Only when they use the reply button, even on their own posts.
      Unless you are fighting a terminator, than you are just plain fucked.

      2007-10-04T05:12:27Z
    • 16x16
      2P1S says:

      If they've got a bomb then they can win.

      2007-10-04T09:21:56Z
    • 16x16

      I fought a terminator before...I killed him without a reply button...mind you it took five bottles of KY jelly, three turtles, and twenty seven babies.

      2007-10-04T21:06:27Z
    • Lepprntava

      I just had a hydraulic press handy...

      2007-10-04T21:36:28Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i used a feather.

      2007-10-05T11:16:33Z
  • Dr

    Not stronger than a Locomotive,hahaha Superman dared him

    2007-10-04T04:54:24Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Okay, so this guy named Dave walks in a bar that's located in the penthouse of a skyscraper. Sits down, orders a drink and starts sipping. A few minutes later, this guy walks in and a orders a drink, chugs it down and jumps out the fucking winder, 27 stories up. Dave's like "holy shit! Hey pass me another, I need it after seeing that!" A few minutes later, the same guy walks into the bar and orders another drink, chugs it down and jumps out the window again. Dave's again going "What the hell is this shit" and orders another drink. Sometime later, the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it and jumps out the window again.

      The guy keeps doing this over the next hour or so while Dave is drinking. After yet another jump (and numerous drinks) Dave says "Fuck A!!! I wanna try that!" and jumps out the window and dies. When the guy walks back into the bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk, you know that?"

      2007-10-04T06:31:17Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      To which Superman replies "Fuck you, I'm saving the world, one idiot at a time."

      2007-10-04T06:31:47Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      clap,clap,cla.....*silence*

      2007-10-04T11:26:27Z
    • Sticky_beets_logo_2

      that joke died with Henny Youngman..oh!..not old enough to know who the violin playing one liner 'take my wife..please!' comedian Henny was?..then it gives you an idea how old the joke is...

      2007-10-04T15:53:13Z
  • Avitar
    deepcow says:

    Life sucks and then you die.

    2007-10-04T05:00:41Z
    • Clar_icon2

      ...and then what?

      2007-10-04T15:59:05Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      And then you shut the fuck up and go away, asshole.

      2007-10-04T23:09:46Z
  • 48x48
    antipoop says:

    well that's gonna leave a mark...

    2007-10-04T05:09:44Z
    • 16x16
      MrKrinkle says:

      hahahahahahahahaha, that was so original. you should do commercials.

      2007-10-04T05:34:27Z
    • 16x16
      antipoop says:

      honest to god man, if I saw that in person, I'd think the same thing!

      2007-10-04T06:09:24Z
  • 14203594_m-75x75
    gutz13 says:

    That has to be horrifying image for those people who were there to see it. They will never forget the guy who almost beat the train.

    2007-10-04T05:19:41Z
    • Avatar

      if i were there i would've just laughed my ass off.

      2007-10-04T05:22:37Z
    • 16x16
      jacq says:

      Yup, the horrifying image. If you live in Vietnam, you surely see this type of sort image in almost every week. Then you'll get used with it. Fuck, 20 years of living in Vietnam, i saw at least 100 times of people got run over by buses, trucks, trains, cars, and even boats...

      Now, I feel neutral with these type of images.

      2007-10-04T05:31:26Z
    • 16x16
      MrKrinkle says:

      lucky you?

      2007-10-04T05:34:50Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      i would laugh and try to find the head . I would be so happy.

      2007-10-04T06:19:55Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Personally, I just decide that they're an idiot and the world is better off without them.

      2007-10-04T06:32:55Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Everyone is happy when they find head.

      2007-10-04T11:01:00Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i'd push him back on the traintracks if i saw him running and trying to climb the platform.

      2007-10-04T11:24:16Z
  • 48x48
    erod84 says:

    I could have taken that train on, no problems.

    2007-10-04T05:21:02Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      if that was me, it would've been the train's head flying off!

      2007-10-04T11:27:35Z
  • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
    shawn2007 says:

    damn,was that his head that flew off?

    2007-10-04T05:49:23Z
    • 16x16
      Flagal says:

      Either that or the ball he was carrying.

      2007-10-04T08:07:59Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Didnt it look like the one bystander threw up in the garbage can?

      2007-10-04T11:00:05Z
  • 48x48
    fuckQjew says:

    First post ever, I've signed up over 20 times and it would never accept my my username and/or password, finally it did. I know this is a lame post but the fucking idiot that said they banned the IP address and not only the username is a fucktwat. I can change my IP address and "NOW" my username at will. "New to comments but have been here for years"

    2007-10-04T08:11:08Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Been trying all that time and failed, but now you finally got here and they cant keep off if they tried. You sir are definately MS qualified.

      2007-10-04T10:58:37Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      eh.. as far as i've heard, they *do* ban your ip-address, not your account.

      2007-10-04T11:26:50Z
  • 48x48

    lol, this was Sydney Australia, I love when teh countries is teh reprezents on my sites.

    2007-10-04T08:45:49Z
    • Not_guilty

      You actually managed to redefine retarded there, amazing!

      2007-10-04T23:18:57Z
  • Naamari
    supergiant says:

    He fought the train and the train won

    2007-10-04T12:35:06Z
    • 16x16
      syndega1 says:

      you are the god of obviousness

      2007-10-05T06:51:02Z
    • Naamari
      supergiant says:

      well i went for the "i fought the law and the law won" but i failed obviously

      2007-10-05T17:15:20Z
    • 16x16
      syndega1 says:

      there u go again with the obviousness

      2007-10-06T07:30:42Z
    • Naamari
      supergiant says:

      here i go again

      2007-10-06T11:02:25Z
    • 16x16
      syndega1 says:

      lol

      2007-10-07T20:56:38Z
  • Msgdfhj
    Fap says:

    In Soviet Russia, train hits you!

    2007-10-04T17:11:47Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    Wanker had a bad bloody day.

    2007-10-04T21:02:25Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    That was no train. It was my penis in a transformers costume.

    2007-10-04T23:10:35Z
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posted October 04, 2007

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