With how Hank is and all that, i doubt he'd do this, this is probably some kid who doe snot understand what he's seeing so instead he posts first to seem important...that or some REALLY old guy who wears cut of short shorts and a very dirty white tanktop.
Going back to the old joke/fact, why are people still hit by trains. Could it be any easier to avoid something, it isn't and in-law or that ugly girl you took home last night.
I fought a terminator before...I killed him without a reply button...mind you it took five bottles of KY jelly, three turtles, and twenty seven babies.
Okay, so this guy named Dave walks in a bar that's located in the penthouse of a skyscraper. Sits down, orders a drink and starts sipping. A few minutes later, this guy walks in and a orders a drink, chugs it down and jumps out the fucking winder, 27 stories up. Dave's like "holy shit! Hey pass me another, I need it after seeing that!" A few minutes later, the same guy walks into the bar and orders another drink, chugs it down and jumps out the window again. Dave's again going "What the hell is this shit" and orders another drink. Sometime later, the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it and jumps out the window again.
The guy keeps doing this over the next hour or so while Dave is drinking. After yet another jump (and numerous drinks) Dave says "Fuck A!!! I wanna try that!" and jumps out the window and dies. When the guy walks back into the bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk, you know that?"
that joke died with Henny Youngman..oh!..not old enough to know who the violin playing one liner 'take my wife..please!' comedian Henny was?..then it gives you an idea how old the joke is...
Yup, the horrifying image. If you live in Vietnam, you surely see this type of sort image in almost every week. Then you'll get used with it. Fuck, 20 years of living in Vietnam, i saw at least 100 times of people got run over by buses, trucks, trains, cars, and even boats...
First post ever, I've signed up over 20 times and it would never accept my my username and/or password, finally it did. I know this is a lame post but the fucking idiot that said they banned the IP address and not only the username is a fucktwat. I can change my IP address and "NOW" my username at will. "New to comments but have been here for years"
Comments to Man Vs Train
... and again.
Are you the same retard from yesterday?
Someone get a laser designator for the D-bomb
Nah, Yak and Deja ban the IP address, not the screen name, so they can't just re-register.
its probly hank
With how Hank is and all that, i doubt he'd do this, this is probably some kid who doe snot understand what he's seeing so instead he posts first to seem important...that or some REALLY old guy who wears cut of short shorts and a very dirty white tanktop.
Either way this one is doomed to an existence of being without the muchonet
shit,i sorta was hoping that the man would win,fucking trains
at least he didnt miss the train
You mean at least the train didn't miss HIM.
Thanks for ruining the ending for me!
looks like he may have got a bit of road rash
Going back to the old joke/fact, why are people still hit by trains. Could it be any easier to avoid something, it isn't and in-law or that ugly girl you took home last night.
train wins
No, the camera wins because the man and the train got impact marks, but the camera LOL... I'm outta here!
In which case, muchosucko wins, because we all laugh and don't care.
It took me four fucking tries to get "muchosucko" typed correct, and about 12 more to get the rest of this right.
you must be as high as me then...
does man ever win?
Only when they use the reply button, even on their own posts.
Unless you are fighting a terminator, than you are just plain fucked.
If they've got a bomb then they can win.
I fought a terminator before...I killed him without a reply button...mind you it took five bottles of KY jelly, three turtles, and twenty seven babies.
I just had a hydraulic press handy...
i used a feather.
Not stronger than a Locomotive,hahaha Superman dared him
Okay, so this guy named Dave walks in a bar that's located in the penthouse of a skyscraper. Sits down, orders a drink and starts sipping. A few minutes later, this guy walks in and a orders a drink, chugs it down and jumps out the fucking winder, 27 stories up. Dave's like "holy shit! Hey pass me another, I need it after seeing that!" A few minutes later, the same guy walks into the bar and orders another drink, chugs it down and jumps out the window again. Dave's again going "What the hell is this shit" and orders another drink. Sometime later, the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it and jumps out the window again.
The guy keeps doing this over the next hour or so while Dave is drinking. After yet another jump (and numerous drinks) Dave says "Fuck A!!! I wanna try that!" and jumps out the window and dies. When the guy walks back into the bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk, you know that?"
To which Superman replies "Fuck you, I'm saving the world, one idiot at a time."
clap,clap,cla.....*silence*
that joke died with Henny Youngman..oh!..not old enough to know who the violin playing one liner 'take my wife..please!' comedian Henny was?..then it gives you an idea how old the joke is...
Life sucks and then you die.
...and then what?
And then you shut the fuck up and go away, asshole.
well that's gonna leave a mark...
hahahahahahahahaha, that was so original. you should do commercials.
honest to god man, if I saw that in person, I'd think the same thing!
That has to be horrifying image for those people who were there to see it. They will never forget the guy who almost beat the train.
if i were there i would've just laughed my ass off.
Yup, the horrifying image. If you live in Vietnam, you surely see this type of sort image in almost every week. Then you'll get used with it. Fuck, 20 years of living in Vietnam, i saw at least 100 times of people got run over by buses, trucks, trains, cars, and even boats...
Now, I feel neutral with these type of images.
lucky you?
i would laugh and try to find the head . I would be so happy.
Personally, I just decide that they're an idiot and the world is better off without them.
Everyone is happy when they find head.
i'd push him back on the traintracks if i saw him running and trying to climb the platform.
I could have taken that train on, no problems.
if that was me, it would've been the train's head flying off!
damn,was that his head that flew off?
Either that or the ball he was carrying.
Didnt it look like the one bystander threw up in the garbage can?
First post ever, I've signed up over 20 times and it would never accept my my username and/or password, finally it did. I know this is a lame post but the fucking idiot that said they banned the IP address and not only the username is a fucktwat. I can change my IP address and "NOW" my username at will. "New to comments but have been here for years"
Been trying all that time and failed, but now you finally got here and they cant keep off if they tried. You sir are definately MS qualified.
eh.. as far as i've heard, they *do* ban your ip-address, not your account.
lol, this was Sydney Australia, I love when teh countries is teh reprezents on my sites.
You actually managed to redefine retarded there, amazing!
He fought the train and the train won
you are the god of obviousness
well i went for the "i fought the law and the law won" but i failed obviously
there u go again with the obviousness
here i go again
lol
In Soviet Russia, train hits you!
eh?
Wanker had a bad bloody day.
That was no train. It was my penis in a transformers costume.