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When I first found the site, I immediately took out a substantial loan from my bank. Then I found out that this is just a gag site, a prank, all made up to make people aware of the wacky “of legal age” marriage laws. So, I was a bit let down, but on the plus side, I still have all of that money from the bank. I suppose I could pay back the loan today, adding a few points to my credit score, but then again I could spend the money on hotel rooms and hookers.
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Comments to Marry Our Daughter
cool story bra
i would think the younger would be worth more
Kulstrybrh
if i can make payments i'm def interested
haha..that is pretty ghetto brother.
Hahaha, yeah, put that bitch on lay away for me.
Layaway?
3/4 of the members here are one Layaway from not being virgins anymore.
exciting for you, isn't it?
on that note, has anyone started a fund to buy one of these bitches for drum so he will finally get laid?
i think nix is trying to get money together for a drum/tiffany preston hook-up, but i guess one of these would work too.
do they have any "Rent-to-Own" girls?
Ah, they are too old anyways
No such thing.
Old enough to pee
Good enough for me
If there is grass on the field, play ball.
and if there's no grass, play in the mud
again, no 'description fail' tag.
Suppose that it is long for your illiterate ass.
Sorry, ungenius. Now, go get enrolled onto some night classes.
Shit sorry:
You dumb!
Go night school.
oj, let's just say that around the 500th word i became really tired, so i had my sherpas set up basecamp. two of them scouted to see how much text there was left and after a little rest, some serious rehydration and some high carb & protein bars, we were well able to conquer this ungodly wall of text.
literate enough for you, sweetiecheeks?
*Pauses Letterman video*
OK, so it turns out I can't listen, read and comprehend all of the information at the same time.
*reads Stevens post*
hahahaha
Yep
Can you rent by the hour ?
Wow mail in order brides on the webs now?
you didn't quite get it, did you?
The big "propose" button under each ad is very convenient.
Don't give up Oranje. I just watched a program where there's an agency in Russia who can set you up with a girl.
and what would he want with a girl?
If you don't know now Steven, you'll never know.
steven, seriously, are you on your period or something?
haha
Is steven trying to start shit with me or something? Honestly, I hadn't noticed.
If you are Steven, try harder, I'm easily riled.
*turned on
That too.
i'd never start shit with you oj,
i'm just messing around.
plus, i was in a really bad mood this morning.
and i thought it was kinda funnies.
Ah, I though something was amiss.
Anyone would be in a bad mood if they woke up and found they were still German...
sigh
sigh
Could be worse, you might turn into a Scot...
did we have a bad day fugs?
Sunday is nearly always a bad day.
true, the lingering monday tends to overshadow the day, plus it was a pretty shitty sports day for me
*requests another blankie...it's getting coldish under here tonight
*drops blanket through patio*
its still nice down here in nowhere, i've had my window open for days now, froggies chirping away out there
thnx fugs
dw = arkansasian who licks frogs thinking they might be perhaps psychedelic toads
I thought dw lived in a puddle in Texas
nope - arkansas white/cherokee fella
*arkansas redneck/choctaw
i have never licked a frog or toad but i did have a dachshund that would bark at toads to make them hop, he would also carry them around which made him foam at the mouth
so this is where wario gets his 'girlfriends' from
FTW!