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mind
....if I fap?
...if i taste your finger after?
...if I give you a hand?
...my little penis in your ass?
...if i do supernova instead of you tonight?
maybe it makes him shut up
...the step
She can touch it all she wants, makes my job easier.
which job is that?
Checking for std's
damn it..bitch lied and said size didn't matter :(
I'm the guy peeking behind the yellow sign in the fence behind her. Damn, still couldn't see anything!
Girls masturbating = Very hot.
dito
Girls giving me a BJ = Very hot.
Well, good thing I have a huge penis. She couldn't possibly be talking to me.
Well, she's talkin' to me. Pretty soon, I'll be talkin' to her. With my TOUNGE!!!
Are you a cunning linguist?
whyb yes as am atter of factv i am
Don't type with your mouth full.
Personally, I'm quite the swordsman.
Pity, she looking for a good fucker.
DAMN...."she's"
do girls EVER talk to you hank??
how would a big penis make it easyier to get laid?how would the girls know when its not allowed to show your penis in public.
Well, look at it evolutionarily. All our ancestors mated with guys who had "average" sized dicks. If there was any evolutionary advantage to having a huge schwanschtucker, we'd all have them. And women would be sized to match.
I don't think it makes it easier to get laid, but it gives you a bigger confidence boost.
no penis can cut it for me. oooh well. i love you my little middle man.
she loves u hank
It's like sooooooooooo obvious.
Woo, hooked me another cutie.
Mine isn't supposed to cut anything. It's more of a clubbing and ramming tool.
Sometimes doubles as a toilet plunger.
my middle finger is not named HankChinaski!
Just plain old Hank?
Thank, Saoh, for admitting that you masturbate. Now post a video.
Hank The Stank!
Yeah....whooo! Everyones going streaking! YEAH!
Listen if i was a hot looking chick like that i would play stink finger with myself 24/7
Why is so hot for girls to do it?? My bf loves to watch me...but why??
Girls in the park love to watch me do it.
Not sure why, but we just love it. Unless a guy thinks of girl as a DJ spinning it, then that's different.
Because...(whisper)..its dirty..
For PossumI hope its all you dreamed it would be even though it sucks.
While you were sleepingThese people took the opportunity to do some gay shit to you.
If Obama WinsThere's gonna be somemore changes.
Sex educationWatch and learn
Skeleton ArmyOh shit! What was that number again?
Dik, Jamie, and Stan Classic ComicInterestingly, the only text I had to edit from the original was Dik's name.
Welcome to OhioI wish I could say this doesnt happen to all Ohioans at some time or another ...
JamesTKirkSuprise, Buttsex!
ApologyI'll no longer send any porn to MS.
Wiener Dog PhotoStretch Dogstrong?
Hoe Trees Are MadeSplinter dick
PhonePointless 2
bush supportersthe picture pretty much says it all
ok now, open up and say ahhhh.....no wounder people hate the dentist.
pick your pussywhat ur fav. pussy?
TwinkeWeddingCake???Nothing says poor white trash like a twinkie wedding cake!
Comments to Masturbation
mind
....if I fap?
...if i taste your finger after?
...if I give you a hand?
...my little penis in your ass?
...if i do supernova instead of you tonight?
maybe it makes him shut up
...the step
She can touch it all she wants, makes my job easier.
which job is that?
Checking for std's
damn it..bitch lied and said size didn't matter :(
I'm the guy peeking behind the yellow sign in the fence behind her. Damn, still couldn't see anything!
Girls masturbating = Very hot.
dito
Girls giving me a BJ = Very hot.
dito
Well, good thing I have a huge penis. She couldn't possibly be talking to me.
Well, she's talkin' to me.
Pretty soon, I'll be talkin' to her. With my TOUNGE!!!
Are you a cunning linguist?
whyb yes as am atter of factv i am
Don't type with your mouth full.
Personally, I'm quite the swordsman.
Pity, she looking for a good fucker.
DAMN...."she's"
do girls EVER talk to you hank??
how would a big penis make it easyier to get laid?how would the girls know when its not allowed to show your penis in public.
Well, look at it evolutionarily. All our ancestors mated with guys who had "average" sized dicks. If there was any evolutionary advantage to having a huge schwanschtucker, we'd all have them. And women would be sized to match.
I don't think it makes it easier to get laid, but it gives you a bigger confidence boost.
no penis can cut it for me. oooh well. i love you my little middle man.
she loves u hank
It's like sooooooooooo obvious.
Woo, hooked me another cutie.
Mine isn't supposed to cut anything. It's more of a clubbing and ramming tool.
Sometimes doubles as a toilet plunger.
my middle finger is not named HankChinaski!
Just plain old Hank?
Thank, Saoh, for admitting that you masturbate. Now post a video.
Hank The Stank!
Yeah....whooo!
Everyones going streaking!
YEAH!
Listen if i was a hot looking chick like that i would play stink finger with myself 24/7
Why is so hot for girls to do it?? My bf loves to watch me...but why??
Girls in the park love to watch me do it.
Not sure why, but we just love it. Unless a guy thinks of girl as a DJ spinning it, then that's different.
Because...(whisper)..its dirty..