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Matt Lauer has no luck

How many lies, half truths, fibs, and hysterical statements can one man make?

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  • Muchoavatar
    Kojach says:

    matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt

    youre glib

    2008-02-24T05:11:08Z
  • 1222794398_l_2c3ee488f5f720987d72591c85eb1d5b
    OhSnap says:

    lol he looks like hes about to get in his face and fight.

    p.s. matt lauer is sooo hot.

    2008-02-24T05:26:55Z
    • Smiley_face

      If you wanted to, you could think about Matt Lauer while you and I get it on. I wouldn't be offended.

      2008-02-24T18:36:25Z
    • K0mpr3ss0r
      Triscope says:

      Matt lauer is a stupid jew! And bush is a fucknugget as usual

      2008-02-24T23:01:48Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    It would have been cool to see if Matt would headbutt Georgie....

    2008-02-24T05:29:40Z
  • Nixon

    Someone get this jackass out of my office...

    2008-02-24T05:36:09Z
  • Texas
    supernova says:

    mmmm, My boss is a bumbling idiot.

    2008-02-24T05:44:51Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya

      2008-02-24T06:03:44Z
    • Bukowski2

      Most bosses are.

      I am my own boss.

      2008-02-24T14:39:38Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Hank, your boss is a bumbling idiot too....

      2008-02-24T17:12:54Z
    • Bukowski2

      I left that open. I was wondering who would be weak and lame enough to take it. Thanks Super.

      2008-02-24T17:23:07Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      It's what I'm here for, apparently....

      2008-02-24T17:28:48Z
    • Bukowski2

      You fill that tiny, tiny need.

      2008-02-24T17:43:13Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    I'm a firm believer on torture. I come to this site and read the same lame ass arguements every night by you intelligent dunb asses don't I?

    2008-02-24T05:48:48Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      *dumb

      2008-02-24T06:38:24Z
    • I_piss_standing_up

      ...

      2008-02-24T10:05:54Z
    • Ichigo
      enbeezy says:

      ...

      2008-02-24T14:31:41Z
    • Macbb_huge

      dunbass

      2008-02-24T18:03:34Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      How ironic is it to misspell "dumbasses"? And then try to correct it and STILL not get it straight. And also not notice the other misspelling (unless "arguements" was added to the dictionary in the last 15 minutes).

      2008-02-25T01:56:24Z
  • Avatar_skull_2
    jamiee1869 says:

    Hey! Cool! I can just disagree with the law and do what I want? Right on!

    2008-02-24T05:52:39Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      You can if you're president of the U.S. George does it every day.

      2008-02-24T06:08:48Z
    • Ichigo
      enbeezy says:

      Why cant non-presidential type do it too?

      2008-02-24T14:32:52Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      Because most of us can't buy an election, beezy.

      2008-02-25T10:49:21Z
    • Ichigo
      enbeezy says:

      True-dat.

      2008-02-26T00:55:41Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    i wonder if he's willing to discuss techniques

    2008-02-24T06:04:24Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      Within the law?

      2008-02-24T06:08:20Z
    • Bukowski2

      Who's Matt Lauer?

      2008-02-24T15:04:04Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      get a tv noob

      2008-02-25T03:24:34Z
    • Bukowski2

      I have one.

      2008-02-25T05:56:36Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      Hank, he's an investigative reporter in the U.S. You've really never heard of him?

      2008-02-25T10:50:02Z
  • Tiger75
    Ani says:

    And the war is vs. whom? What a fucking idiot...

    2008-02-24T06:11:30Z
  • Cheech3

    KICK HIS ASS DUBYA!!! I hate G Dub, but he is right on this one. Fuck you Matt. He is the leader of the free world, you are a morning talk show host. Go fuck yourself.

    2008-02-24T06:16:54Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      matt is way smarter than the leader of the free world...sad

      2008-02-24T06:21:00Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      How is he "right on this one"?

      2008-02-25T01:57:23Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    I think Bush is bi-curious.

    2008-02-24T06:30:03Z
    • Newclaude

      I think he's bi-polar.

      2008-02-24T07:48:03Z
    • Bukowski2

      Maybe he's bionic.

      2008-02-24T14:40:30Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      I wish he would just go bye.

      2008-02-24T15:17:12Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      we all do, we all do...

      2008-02-24T21:01:54Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      I'm going with Bush being para-intelligent.

      2008-02-24T21:02:19Z
    • K0mpr3ss0r
      Triscope says:

      Proxy-intelligent with mice chewing on the wires and a server filled with porn spam and viruses.

      2008-02-24T23:04:34Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    i think torture is ok if yorue POSITIVE the info gathered will save lives and protect form terrorist attacks.


    oh that same note if it turns out you tortured the wrong guy it should be publicly announced an appology and serious restitutions to that person or people in question so there is no doubt about secrets or coverups or anything of the sort.. and also penalties/sanctions against the offending nation/government. this way they will seriously think twice about using those methods and make damn sure they have the right man.

    2008-02-24T07:03:43Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      If you took three guys up in a helicopter and asked them all one question, and the first guy didn't answer, throw his ass out. Then ask the other two the question again, and if the second guy doesn't answer, then throw his ass out too. I'll bet you wouldn't have to ask the question again but if you did, just go get three more guys. Sooner or later, someone is going to talk.

      2008-02-24T15:22:28Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Yeah, someone is going to talk you fucking nitwit. And it's almost certain to be 100% bullshit, because as has been proven to be the case time and time again, information obtained from torture is not reliable. If you don't know anything and they're threatening to throw you out of a helicopter, aren't you going to become pretty fucking creative, pretty fucking quickly? Eh dumbass? Or if you're crazy enough to be a suicide bomber in the first place, aren't you going to be crazy enough not to give a shit that they're going to throw you out of a helicopter, in order to save the terrorist mission? Go get fucked you nitwit.

      2008-02-25T02:00:06Z
    • Joker_face
      fuz says:

      And even if you didn't do it, sure as hell your going to say you did to save your ass aren't you ,so what then ?

      2008-02-25T02:08:01Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Torturing people is a pretty good way to make people who don't give a shit about you into people who will stop at nothing to kill you.

      2008-02-25T02:09:32Z
    • Monkey2
      Trinut says:

      yea lets just pick up 3 random people and start torturing them kill em off in front of eachother at 1 at a time and if we find out there not terrorists kill em anyway...it saves alot of problems that way

      2008-02-25T02:11:42Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      You're all correct but, I do believe that it still has a tiny place.

      Look at torture like you do insulin . Obviously, you don't want to give it to everyone but there are circumstances when it needs to be used. You have to know that its necessary before administering it but if done correctly you will either have a) concious diabetic or b) the information that you need.

      It is possible to catch someone in the act yet you still cant read their mind.

      2008-02-25T03:36:32Z
    • Joker_face
      fuz says:

      What a great analagy from torture to diabeties ha ha but yes it does have it places like say some peado has a little girl locked up in some basement and the only way to find her is to stick his testicles in a vice grips and pull off his finger nails with plyers .

      2008-02-25T07:36:49Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      Yeah, but isnt that called capital punishment?

      2008-02-25T10:52:30Z
  • Newclaude

    Actually, (sadly) this is one of Bush's more fluid, effective conversations. Oh, and btw...FUCK KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED!

    2008-02-24T07:50:07Z
    • Ichigo
      enbeezy says:

      He had nothing to do with 9-11 you know that right?

      2008-02-24T14:34:28Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Apparently Claude doesn't realize that this asshole received extensive coaching prior to the interview, that it was heavily edited, and that they demanded to review the show before it was aired.

      2008-02-25T02:01:19Z
  • 48x48
    liberalfag says:

    Bush 4 more years!! Thank you for keeping us safe since 9/11! God help us if the bitch or nigger get in.

    2008-02-24T12:58:38Z
    • Muchosuckoavatar__2_
      Magawd says:

      Brainless shitball eater.

      2008-02-24T14:18:16Z
    • Bukowski2

      and then some.

      2008-02-24T14:44:08Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Yeah, "safe SINCE 9/11". I love how you gloss right over 9/11 itself. Or... Emmm... Whose watch did that date fall under? Let me think...

      2008-02-25T02:02:09Z
  • Nintendo_warrior

    So Bush doesn't want to talk about torture techniques "because we don't want the enemy to adjust." Is he afraid that the terrrrrists will grow gills to withstand waterboarding?

    2008-02-24T13:32:44Z
    • Hello

      Yes! If they grow gills, then we won't be able to use that technique and will have to replace it with another.

      2008-02-24T13:55:27Z
  • Ichigo
    enbeezy says:

    G-Dub sounds like an old time gangster. "I'm protecting the American People." BULLSHIT. What if I dont want to pay protection money anymore, are you gonna destroy my little shop. That goes to show, voting in America is useless. I say Kill the bastard. yea i said it.

    2008-02-24T14:38:17Z
    • Bukowski2

      It wouldn't bother me a bit if he was assassinated.

      Assassin is a cool word.

      2008-02-24T14:43:55Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      comes from the word hashish.. so i hear

      2008-02-24T14:46:36Z
    • Bukowski2

      That's what they say.

      2008-02-24T15:02:01Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Do you two go to the same library?

      2008-02-24T15:24:42Z
    • Bukowski2

      Have you been to a library?

      2008-02-24T15:27:04Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      No.

      2008-02-24T17:03:46Z
    • 16x16
      Really says:

      I say theses Ass as sin in the library

      2008-02-24T17:14:37Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      dik, that's just a stupid fucking myth.

      Its Hassassin - a follower of Hassan.

      "Hassan, in fact, was a hashish prohibitionist. He argued that the Koran's ban on alcohol was a ban on all intoxicants, so his assassins were drug free terrorists. Except in the false Paradise where they were served wine as one of the joys of heaven. So, it is desire for alcohol not hashish that helped motivate the Assassins." Thats the story.

      2008-02-25T03:23:20Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i don't know oranje...i've heard it from several non related sources non of which i can think of right now...you could be right

      2008-02-25T03:26:29Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      I am right, & im going to reference this as an example of how wikipedia is a shitty source of information.

      The people who say it comes from them smoking or being related to hashish are basing that on silly assumptions. Its just a common myth that is perpetuated through lack of research. It just doesn't make any sense.

      2008-02-25T03:49:08Z
    • Bukowski2

      Whether the hashish origin story is true or not, it makes just as much "sense" as your story.

      2008-02-25T06:00:50Z
  • 5634-dlhrozs
    smacbur says:

    Had lawyers look at it , hey Jugdish can you afford a lawyer to sue America, Bush is sooo stoopid

    2008-02-24T17:37:41Z
  • K0mpr3ss0r
    Triscope says:

    Bush is like a fucken old broken record, no matter what the question is, his answer is always : "My job here is ta protect you and your family" I mean shit...youd think hed have at least one or two rebutals after 8 years in office.

    2008-02-24T23:07:57Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      January 2009: The end of an error.

      2008-02-25T16:54:32Z
  • Milk
    Killawife says:

    Won't someone shoot this bumbling idiot

    2008-02-25T02:50:46Z
  • N618512418_699642_9225
    Oranjeboom says:

    Nice to see how the vast majority of you now seem to acknowledge the fact that your illustrious President, is in fact, a complete and utter moron.

    I don't think you even realise how much attitudes have changed since Saddam was hanged.

    2008-02-25T03:28:04Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      smart people always knew he was stupid

      2008-02-25T03:40:17Z
    • 16x16

      you aint seen nothing yet, wait tell the next false flag op against us, and they suspend the elections and g.w.b. never steps down. you heard it here first folks.

      2008-02-25T04:40:47Z
    • Bukowski2

      Who ever claimed he wasn't an idiot?

      Who has ever called him illustrious?

      Oranjepoon, you are a bozo.

      2008-02-25T06:02:36Z
    • Ichigo
      enbeezy says:

      If there is another Black Op. Revolt should be the correct answer.

      2008-02-25T06:56:51Z
  • Little_man_172a

    First smart thing I have heard come out of his mouth!

    2008-02-25T13:32:53Z
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