Matt Shizzle Pimpslap Lesson

Comments to Matt Shizzle Pimpslap Lesson

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  froder42 2006-12-02T04:43:49Z says:

  It appears that he still has his childhood furniture.
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  Balls_Malone 2006-12-02T04:49:58Z says:

  I'll bet any money he still has his cherry too.
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  keefbox 2006-12-02T05:12:23Z says:

  no no no thats all wrong...Thats a 35 degree angle, I said 45! And make sure your fingers are straight so you can hit em' with the rings PCCCHHEEEWWWWW!!!
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  Wario7793 2006-12-02T05:24:21Z says:

  woah, is he for real? I guess being runner up in the local William Murderface lookalike contest doesn't pay diddly, does it?
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  hgrr 2006-12-02T05:24:37Z says:

  Charlie Murphy's method seems much more effective. This one doesn't have the body weight behind it.
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  StokedOUTstokeS 2006-12-02T06:42:10Z says:

  basket case
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  2D362436 2006-12-02T07:18:30Z says:

  He never looks at the cam, it's like watching a blind person. A blind, drunk, retarded person.
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  adambomb 2006-12-02T07:23:37Z says:

  i hate fuckin oblivious dumbshits like this. they're sickening how un-awake they are self-consciously. fuckin stupid idiot.
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  royalrexford 2006-12-02T07:36:49Z says:

  Seems like a nice dude.
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  General_Bergfrühling 2006-12-02T08:01:52Z says:

  Isn't he a little to old for this gangstabullshit?...he's 32 and looks+talks fucking creepy
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  redsun0032 2006-12-02T08:16:01Z says:

  Why dont u just do it the old fashion way and put baby powder on your hand and make that shit clap.
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  KJELL 2006-12-02T08:35:24Z says:

  ppl like that make me sad
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  Kartofel 2006-12-02T08:54:02Z says:

  Thanks for the lesson, my good sir! Now I'm such a badass, I can slap gangstas with my fingers and make them think twice before they come back for more.
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  Booddles 2006-12-02T08:55:40Z says:

  Behold! You are looking at a very strong argument against intelligent design!
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  Knee_deep 2006-12-02T12:22:48Z says:

  From his pic earlier he wants all the ladies to check his profile out, then demonstrates how to "pimp slap" ho's. I don't think he knows many women.
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  dele33 2006-12-02T13:49:21Z says:

  Actually Booddles, I believe you are looking at a very strong argument against evolution and natural selection.
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  Archman 2006-12-02T14:59:57Z says:

  The cat looked really intrested, probably his only friend.
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  Victorious 2006-12-02T15:12:22Z says:

  ^he also has a vid where he 'puts' some catnip on himself. to make his cats 'out of control' as the vid title said.
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  HarryManback 2006-12-02T15:34:49Z says:

  probably lives with his parents
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  shanezig 2006-12-02T16:18:46Z says:

  @Booddles: So this is evolution? I mean, you're telling me we went from fully functional civilization, wherein each individual served the survival and advancement of himself and his tribe, to this guy?
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  r3db4r0n 2006-12-02T18:35:02Z says:

  Well to be fair, the idea of evolution isn't quite as linear as most people concieve it to be...or at least in darwins terms

  People tend to confuse genetic evolution (the concept that an organism can grow and adapt to better suit its surroundings) with the technological/social evolution of a civilization (where a civilization can either progress in a positive manner, or digress negativly in terms of technological advancment or social constructs - often seen after a country/empire falls victim to war, disease, disaster etc.)

  On the other hand, what we have here seems to be a hybrid...both a severe step backwards on the social and genetic spectrums...
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  2D362436 2006-12-02T19:15:56Z says:

  Since we don't cull on our own species, the dregs tend to reproduce at an alarming rate.
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  deGustibus 2006-12-02T19:53:05Z says:

  i think he is a danger seeker
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  Booddles 2006-12-02T21:40:09Z says:

  Actually, he proves natural selection is real because the chances of him reproducing are very slim.
  ...And as far as evolution goes, there's always the occasional freak mutation thrown into the mix.
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  dirtyrottensteve 2006-12-03T00:17:03Z says:

  I cant believe he is single!
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  Tiamat 2006-12-03T01:43:12Z says:

  A strange video from an equally strange man. This is a prime wigger specimen (plus a mustache).

  According to the quality of his furniture and his lack of fake bling bling, a lot of hoes and punk asses didn't bring his money and didn't mind doing it again.
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  DeadSkinMask 2006-12-03T19:52:57Z says:

  the star of david and the cat was key.