Maurice

Comments to Maurice

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  papiloc 2008-07-12T04:16:48Z says:

  fake

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    FLFisher 2008-07-12T04:47:24Z says:

    Oh, I dunno...
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    kaychuk 2008-07-17T09:21:01Z says:

    its fake alright... worlds largest 13.5 i think...

    i pity that guy... the ladies must hate him, wobbling home all the time
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    Nhonjinchitsuegadaisukidesu 2008-10-02T09:52:40Z says:

    I'd pay this guy to rape my japanese 46 yr old g.f
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  caboose1984 2008-07-12T04:24:09Z says:

  "Are you getting excited?" Hmm...

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    Judas29AD 2008-07-12T14:58:09Z says:

    Hmmm..old school stunt cock?
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  SBD 2008-07-12T04:36:26Z says:

  "are you getting excited?" well hes about to get a circumcision from the ceiling fan if that tells you anything you dumb bitch.

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    SBD 2008-07-12T04:38:28Z says:

    this isnt a reply violation. I was about to comment and went to take a dump and caboose's comment wasnt here when I left. so fuck off
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    drumrave 2008-07-12T04:46:18Z says:

    nice way to "quote" a non-existing comment you dumb mother fucker
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    JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:05:46Z says:

    shut your mouth cumquat, you reply police cunt.
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    SBD 2008-07-12T05:18:37Z says:

    im quoting what the bitch said you dumb little bastard.
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    caboose1984 2008-07-12T08:17:44Z says:

    How was the dump?
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    SBD 2008-07-12T17:36:15Z says:

    typical dump, 3.2 turds. 21 squares of TP used. 1 flush
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    caboose1984 2008-07-13T05:59:23Z says:

    nice.
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    MrFugsmucker 2008-07-13T15:32:30Z says:

    Only one flush? Can't have been that good then. a good dump has got to be at least a double-flusher.
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    Nhonjinchitsuegadaisukidesu 2008-10-02T09:53:23Z says:

    if my japanese g.f. saw this on me.she'd marry me.. she can't feel my massive 3"
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  drumrave 2008-07-12T04:48:40Z says:

  He acts like he's never seen his cock before

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    JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:23:06Z says:

    You too, except you aren't acting.
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    SBD 2008-07-12T05:24:33Z says:

    yeah, well you havent seen your cock in 10 years because your fat fucking gut covers the fucker up you fucking walrus looking slimy scumbag puke piece of shit.
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    drumrave 2008-07-12T05:30:14Z says:

    you two need to suck each other off neither of you know shit
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    SBD 2008-07-12T05:37:42Z says:

    you don't know shit either you dumb little bastard. you proved that up there on my post.
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    JamesTKirk 2008-07-12T05:48:37Z says:

    cumcrave, don't be getting all Hank on us by calling us fags. Shut your mouth and quit being a little cunt.
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    dik 2008-07-12T05:56:58Z says:

    who's hank?
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    sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-12T13:13:03Z says:

    what is hank?
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  FLFisher 2008-07-12T04:48:44Z says:

  And what, exactly, can he do with that "thing"???

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    sukebe 2008-07-12T05:09:13Z says:

    baseball... hockey... jousting... pole vaulting... rowing... picking cotton... fencing... jump roping... ing ing ing inginginging
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    SummerTlMEbrews 2008-07-12T05:28:30Z says:

    'Fuck Yo Shit Up'...more along those lines
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    seanito666 2008-07-12T14:31:03Z says:

    mail box base ball
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    seanito666 2008-07-12T14:31:20Z says:

    Limbo
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    Donovan 2008-07-12T16:53:50Z says:

    You forgot Golf
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-12T21:29:06Z says:

    i like how he stuck "picking cotton" in there
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  SummerTlMEbrews 2008-07-12T05:31:54Z says:

  Freak
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  Godzilla 2008-07-12T07:54:20Z says:

  Well stated Yak. Have you really seen them all though?
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  Kartofel 2008-07-12T13:16:06Z says:

  He probably never ejaculates properly. Too much travel for the cum to reach the other end, initial propelling is not strong enough.

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    TiredGuy 2008-07-12T13:44:18Z says:

    Good thing the semen delivery system is as fake as the dick itself, eh Dr. Dumbass?
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    Kartofel 2008-07-12T15:42:44Z says:

    No shit, Pr. TardGuy. Well thanks for the notice. Nice to have a cock specialist for a lesson.
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  Hershey_Squirts 2008-07-12T23:16:23Z says:

  If his dick was that big, he'd be dead from his first erection. It would take too much blood to make that donkey dick erect and he wouldn’t have enough blood circulating through the rest of his body to keep him alive.
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  yankeemywankee 2008-07-13T02:17:51Z says:

  enough of the fake shit already.
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  wanker 2008-07-13T15:13:37Z says:

  looks like he is having trouble staying conscious...not enough blood supply to the brain
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  MrBungle 2008-07-13T19:41:14Z says:

  im guesing he realy could go fuck himself,