Well VicSin how about a query?? When your sucking dick and licking sack would you rather run your tongue over a bunch of old growth or a nice smooth ballsack??
I shave my balls, but only because if I didn't, any time I dropped my shorts in front of a women she'd run away screaming. I really hate being as hairy as I am.
My junk is all hairy as hell too, and I'm Mexican. To top it off, I'm not circumcised so if I don't trim, my hair gets stuck in the foreskin. Makes standing a type of lottery game.
Is it gonna get caught? Is it going to get caught? FUCK it got caught. Glad I could share.
tyrone says, shaving the all powerful nutsack is out of the question...
tyrone cannot fathom a bitch kneeling before him without the "jungle of love".....
Hahahaha.... Jungle of Love huh? But you know what they say... Can't see the Tree through the forest... or maybe that was can't see the forest through the trees... WHATEVER...
"The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and Pedro"
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That's from Varsity Blues.
"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang"
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And that's the one from Four Rooms. Enjoy, Jamiee.
clearly he meant the outer ass area... such as her hips.... because i would use pretty much any word other then pale to describe the area....
poop encrusted would be a good phrase ;/
Awhile back i got a Pro Carry II with an external extractor, needless to say I got hosed... but Kimber's supposed to replace the entire slide with a traditional one... we'll see. Also, if you're gonna carry, bladetech's got the best holsters.
Heh, speaking of drool, I was in Vegas this weekend, staying at my cousin's. Her dog shook it's head and slobber flew off and landed on my bottle of beer.
to be honest.... i don't want to see dik and jaime's "pics"
cuz i think i would lose my shit seeing him licking dik's nuts while he has sex with jaimee
Comments to Me fucking a pale ass
You forgot to write Mucho Sucko on her ass... you know the rules...
He should.
Rules are Rules!!! Don't be claiming shit without stamping the bitch.
yeah, looks pretty fake to me
Apparently the fact that he's giving the "Muchosucko Finger" in the bottom pic isn't enough to convince all the nay sayers.
Not really, he could have a deformed hand.
Thats some dry pussy.
Its also a wierd angle for a picture. And a dirty looking ass hole.
^your a whiney little cocksucker!!!
^Ohh, I have another stalker, how sweet, and creepy.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
How, Exactly?
shaved balls?
so?
shaving your balls makes your dick look bigger right?
no but it does make it look fucking gay
well Vic Sin, im sure you dont need any help in that department
Well VicSin how about a query?? When your sucking dick and licking sack would you rather run your tongue over a bunch of old growth or a nice smooth ballsack??
i'm curious of what boxter is trying to say....
i mean its obvious he's trying to say something but its just completely unclear what.
and yeah, thats why they shave in porn to make their wangs look bigger.
at least thats what i was told in orgazmo
Following that logic, you could use all the hair you can grow.
I hear high protein diets help with hair growth. Burgers, cheese and sausages are all high in protein so you should be OK.
I shave my balls, but only because if I didn't, any time I dropped my shorts in front of a women she'd run away screaming. I really hate being as hairy as I am.
Thanks fpr thsat
lol
smerf you are scottish? or irish?
Well I'm not alone.Thanks smerf.Damn Scottish blood
i'm half scottish but i'm not hairy at all ;/
you red haired freaks!
HEY! watch who you're calling a red haired freak Mister! Sides, I'M not hairy... And I'm only pasty in the winter :P
you fking gingers!!!
soon we will be taken over with your red hair :(
Redheaded World Domination... I like the ring of that...
My junk is all hairy as hell too, and I'm Mexican. To top it off, I'm not circumcised so if I don't trim, my hair gets stuck in the foreskin. Makes standing a type of lottery game.
Is it gonna get caught? Is it going to get caught? FUCK it got caught. Glad I could share.
I wish I could unread that.
I shaved my pubic hair and knitted a pair of mittens for my niece.
my scarf is human pubic hair from homeless guys
Irish, English, Scottish, German, French, Danish and Iroquois, in order of amount to be found in my ancestry.
Funny thing is, no one else in my family is hairy like I am.
Nurse, are you denying that you're a freak?
Depends on your definition of freak... :P
Or Yak's definition I should say...
This site is full of gingers
It's like the Viking invasion all over again.
I see VicSin has a fascination with penis size... Is it penis envy? Or just that she never saw one in person... Fat fuck...
I,m not a redhead but still hairy as all hell(Chest,legs and patch's on back).
Ok its official you are all gay. Talkin bout your pubs and shit, whats wrong with you?
^fuck off you fucking dork before you get the mucho nutbutter all over ya
pubs? Didn't say anything about fucking pubs
i lie ginger bitches when theyre grown up then theyre fuckin hot
but ginger kids are fuckin ewwwwwwwww
Pretty certain if pubs were mentioned somewhere I'd have been involved...
tyrone says, shaving the all powerful nutsack is out of the question...
tyrone cannot fathom a bitch kneeling before him without the "jungle of love".....
lol apathy, i feel your pain
Hahahaha.... Jungle of Love huh? But you know what they say... Can't see the Tree through the forest... or maybe that was can't see the forest through the trees... WHATEVER...
believe me, the mighty dark oak is the biggest tree in the valley...
But you said you had a jungle... If you shaved, it would be a valley... SEE... go shave that shit!
you wouldnt respect it's power if it were shaved...
You're not Sampson BBBT!! lol. ;)
I'm Italian and Oneida-if I didn't shave, it would be scary.
see what i mean one word from vicsin and you all reply. admit that she intrigues you.
In the same way as syphilis intrigues scientists
Nah, doesn't matter who made the comment.
On a side note, never shave all your pubes. That's just gay.
Agreed, Smerf. And my interest in VicSin is purely a motorboating one.
i shaved down there one time and had to call the shitty plumber to come and unstop my drain...i had shit backed all night... :(
OH BCW... you soooo just set yourself up on that one... o_0
hehe...please dont tell them!! flame on
i'd never shave my pubes, i wax!!!!
hey jackass, why don't you clean the shit particles of her balloon knot before you post up some pictures
Fucking a pale ass?
That's in the vagoo, have you done so many boys that any hole's an ass?
The Va-Jay-Jay even
Vaginer.
I like the word "vagoo" though. It's friendly and comforting.
Vaginer actually sounds like it should be the person DOING the Vagina...kinda like a Vagina Miner or something.
^ Pit mine.
Cock garage.
Axe Wound is one you hear a lot from military guys...
Vertical haddock pasty
Billingsgate Box
"down there"
busted rat
it
minge
poon
busted rat? haha
'mary'
fish supper
twat
cooch
Bearded Clam
None of them have beards these days. Check the pic.
muffin, toolbox, velvety love folds,Kegel Kaptivator,cooter,beaver,sideways smile,slit,arby's sandwich
front bum
tuppence
oh and narcoleptics a cunt for using all those in one go.
cunt
fackin cunt
What a fucking muffin.
spam purse
Meat Wallet
Oyster ditch
spunk bucket
bayonet sheath
Glory Hole
Gut locker
Snatch
Now why don't we have this many names for dick?
There probably is, I just can't be arsed to find out what they are.
It's also a bit gay
Trust me, go see the movie "Varsity Blues." There's a bit where the main character goes off for about two minutes on slang terms for penis.
"Four Rooms" also has a bit like that.
"The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and Pedro"
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That's from Varsity Blues.
"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang"
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And that's the one from Four Rooms. Enjoy, Jamiee.
Stallan i think a 'glory hole' is something else.... and Mannynub is gay for knowing all that lot
I loved Four Rooms Smerf "There is a DEAD WHORE IN MY BED!"
Fries, all it took was a 2 minute search on IMDB :P
ok...SNIKT is the best....Llol....Cock Garage!!! My wife will like that one...
Thanks Manny, *scribbles furiously in notebook*
clearly he meant the outer ass area... such as her hips.... because i would use pretty much any word other then pale to describe the area....
poop encrusted would be a good phrase ;/
He is just starting off lite..These pictures were shot right after they did the 'scat' series...
Did yak just fail to use the reply button on his own site?
I think so... Coup de'etat!!! GET HIM!
He can't be difficult to spot. He's got an octopus, alien, elder god sort of thing on his arm
And a rather large banhammer in his hand...
Beef Curtains
Meat Canoe...
Erm... next thread up^, keef.
Maybe Keef's hungover too??
Stoned goddammit...Thx Fugs...
Should probably sober up a bit before I go shooting eh??
At least you can go shooting :((
I went just this morning, great fun!
I just picked up a new Kimber Ultra Carry..I am excited to get some rounds through it...In fact going right now..See ya'll tonight..
Awhile back i got a Pro Carry II with an external extractor, needless to say I got hosed... but Kimber's supposed to replace the entire slide with a traditional one... we'll see. Also, if you're gonna carry, bladetech's got the best holsters.
just broke in my M4 real good yesterday,threw over half a case through it, bout to kill the rest in about half an hour
Dude, clean your chicks up after drugging them from now on...
I guess pale moons... um, ass shows up better in the dark.
It's true. My butt glows at night.
Like a cute little Lightning Bug!!
More like a stink bug, I'm sure.
..."cute"?
For that matter, "little"?
Well...should I have said "Like a Hot, sexy, tight perfect example of male form" Lightning bug?
Stop drooling on Smerf, please. We're going to have to disinfect him again.
I'm getting sick, eurghhh, shake it off.
getting sick" you fucktard,your on the wrong site
Now I need a shower.
Heh, speaking of drool, I was in Vegas this weekend, staying at my cousin's. Her dog shook it's head and slobber flew off and landed on my bottle of beer.
Did you lick it off before proceeding to drink?
I don't see any actual proof that this is you, boxter.
not like i had a pen handy.
Keep it next to the camera next time.
A Sharpie works better, but it's a little harder to wash off.
I'm still not gonna submit the pic.
It's O.k... me neither... No sane person would. OH... sorry boxter
to be honest.... i don't want to see dik and jaime's "pics"
cuz i think i would lose my shit seeing him licking dik's nuts while he has sex with jaimee
:-O
That was the OMG face... but it looks more like the blow job face... :( Not good...
i think the blowjob face is in fact =Q
btw him = stan :(
That's either a mighty big mouth, or a mighty small penis....
OHHHH!!!!!! I thought you were talking about Boxter!!! LOL!!
No need to worry your little self, I don't feel the least bit inclined to post a pic. Feel free to hold your breath though Boxter
And I do hope that was a typo
yak are you into the zima tonight?
no why? i've been drinking boddingtons and hacker-pschorr hefe weisse since about 4pm
like i've said multiple times tho, i don't know what zima is
btw, you cant really make a bigger penis or a smaller mouth with ascii :P
True... true...
B===D d-:
Hah!
Yeah, but you should have used an 8 instead of the B... But A++ for effort!
8===D o-:
hahahaha... I'll be playing with this 1/2 the night... Wait... that sounded wrong :(
you guys are out of control ;/
This is somehow smerf's fault too. I'm not sure how... but I'll think of some reason...
Yeah, typical woman, blame someone else...