I once got stopped by the cops when I was driving a Jag XJ12 with no doors, windows or seats, except for the stool I was sat on. He didn't know what to make of it, so he let me go.
-You feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
-Yes, I do.
-It's not pretty, but it will get you where you want to go.
-You got no outside mirror.
-It's lost.
-You have no functioning gauges.
-No, not a one.
-However, the radio still works.
Comments to me in my new car
new midsize?
Guy looks pretty fucking happy - maybe he managed to get rid of his wife along with the rest of the car
at least he makes SURE we get a good look at his face, so everyone knows he "drives" a doorless piece of shit.
I had a guy go by me the other day in a Bronco II that had no driver's side door. Pure ghetto.
Salvage title?
myth busters?
ha....they do get some shitty cars on there
True, but they end up destroying most of them.
Cheekycov ?
That's what I was thinking.
Thats one of your isn't it Fries?
If that's cheeky in there, he must have bought it from you.
I don't have a tache. Only a lovely silver Mazda 3. Better than any French/Italian whatever the fuck that is, shite
I was wondering what all the fuss was about, but then I saw it... no seatbelt!! jeez I'm slow today.
That's one of those high-quality BMW Minis, right?
This is why we have the MOT test in the UK, to keep these heaps of shite off the road.
Lada's ??
They call it state inspections here in Pennsylvania.
Yugos are better...
Trabants are the shit
I once got stopped by the cops when I was driving a Jag XJ12 with no doors, windows or seats, except for the stool I was sat on. He didn't know what to make of it, so he let me go.
The wuss!
I have to ask what the occasion was that you were driving that vehicle in such a condition
He probably just got a blow job and wasn't quite ready for another yet.
I wanted to know what the motor was like, so I simply took it for a test drive.
Sillt Crackhead.
^Silly
I think you are fat....
Life sucks if youre fat AND have to own a car like that!
maybe he ripped off that side of the car so he could fit in it. fat ass
-You feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
-Yes, I do.
-It's not pretty, but it will get you where you want to go.
-You got no outside mirror.
-It's lost.
-You have no functioning gauges.
-No, not a one.
-However, the radio still works.
Planes,Trains and Automobiles. great movie that.