damn lol no I'm getting bored of all the same repetitive fucked up shit this site produces. Hell I was here for over 3 years and enjoyed the really gross stuff and all the porn, and the comments are GOLD! but wow, it grows old over time....
haha maybe I should stick around. I met a 17-year-old girl (cute as hell) and she might join lol and post a picture, if you guys want to see her. She kinda looks like the lead singer from Evanessence...
it wouldn't be hard to take info like comments, submissions, addict level (and a user rating system if it would get used) and create a real time user ranking system
earthdied, she knows I'm 42. She's nervous about our age difference too. She's pretty thoughtful and mature for her age, doubt I'll meet her in person for another year anyways, I don't mind. I chat with her everyday now...
well wario, when you are sitting in jail, just write to yak, maybe he will post your letters or something. oh and punch chris hanson in the face for us!
Ok muchosucko photoshop whores. I have an assignment for you. Who can come up with the best pedo-Wario-bear Photoshop? Now that would be worth it! Claude, i have a feeling you are the best one for this assignment.
yes, i would like a whole set of pictures from you lucid so i can make a series. i could do a weekly hate-on-lucid submission with various ways of demeaning you, not just covering you in semen and feces.
actually jones, he beat off on a picture of lucid's tits, then shit on it. then giggled like a little girl and called us all bastards. he was pretty proud of himself.
i was proud of him, that was the most stupid pointless video ive seen in a while. unfortunately the picture he used was a pic he hacked out of her photobucket account so yak said hell no.
i'll upload it again in a few. its a shame that i cant get anyone to host it for more than a few hours. and to lucid, for our next publicity stunt, how about i send you a picture of myself and then you poop and girl jizz on it? id forgive you for everything you did to me and we could live happily ever after. think about it.
yep so this guy is a freak...and not in the good way...plus the photo he used wasn't from my photobucket, it was one submitted and posted right here on Mucho (which by the way he didn't hack, just switched around the last bits of the URLs...which wasn't that grand because only the photos taken with my webcam then would so up and those were the least of my worries)
:( i dont see how that's really fair...but I guess it's only going to be a 48 hour ban? I mean...unless I do something that merits a longer ban...which i wont...since i no longer wish you annoy you....
lucid ..he went to the trouble of printing out a pic of you masturbating on it ..shitting on it..then posting it anywhere he could..he's dedicated..he'll find you..ask drumrave
i'm pretty much going to have an almost perfect birthday... perogies, cabbage roll and bigos for dinner, booze, clue... and no loserxlucidity :) i can't wait! other than the year older thing...
i mean...i'm sure you'll have people over and mucho is like the last thing you'll be doing...so i dont see why i need banned.... :( nonetheless if you ban me then thats sad but happy birthday :(
*lets out war cry, starts swinging shitsock and runs at possum, smacks self in face with own shitsock, trips, fall, starts rolling into shitsock summersault, lands flat on back with shitsock on face...*
*pulls possum out of live trap and holds him under my arm squeezing and stroking him and telling him that everything is going to be ok, that I will protect him from the spiders... and call him george*
was not! one of them even found a pic of him young and took one of me and put them together and printing a bunch out and hung them around the clinic saying it was a celebrity look alike, it was so much fun explaining who ron jeremy was to those unfamiliar with the porn industry :/
I was wondering who had bought the tshirt. Wario is giving off a Bukowski vibe here. You might as well stick around Wario, you're part of the furniture. Is that your mom's basement? Answer truthfully now.
No honestly, I live with my dad and brother and it's our "parlor". We live in an old house that's kinda run down, but we're moving soon, this house ain't worth staying in... and yeah, Bukowski ain't far off, I kinda look like John Goodman...
Shut up from someone who knows? What does that even mean? Id come back later to see your answer but if I have look at warios pic one more time I will puke on my keyboard.
I can say the same thing to you you dumb piece of shit. It's "KakaFiyaBall" you btw u fag get it right. I'm a flaming piece of turd ready to fuck you up.
Wario, you look like the guy who fixed my TV last week. By 'fixed' I mean threw a beer bottle through the screen while smoking crack and huffing paint.
:)
Comments to Me wearing the SHIRT!
i love the camwhore moob grab pose
dammit beat me to the mooob reference.
snarf snarf snarf
hahahaha
haha sorry I took this really quick
wario - i repect the heck out of you for posting this shit-
i'm not sure why
but i do...
for every thousand "this is MEE" male attention whores, there is maybe one or two guys who just say "fuck it"...
kudos
wario, along with smerf and a few others not around so much right now are repeat self posters so this is not unexpected
and yes, kudos
basically I'm leaving the site (been here for awhile) and did get the shirt, that's all...
You're leaving the site? Why?
cause I've been here awhile ^^
join the club.
Lol Wario, you're an old bastard but you are still needed! You seriously going to let us, the "more innocent" mucho'ers, learn from other jackasses?
STFU fucking n00b
wario has had enough of me picking on him when his fat ass criticizes hot young pieces of ass
My sentiments exactly
oh and now I see who fits in the xxxl bedsheet muchosucko shirt that I measured out the other day.
btw, why do you wear a watch, it's not like you have anything to do?
damn lol no I'm getting bored of all the same repetitive fucked up shit this site produces. Hell I was here for over 3 years and enjoyed the really gross stuff and all the porn, and the comments are GOLD! but wow, it grows old over time....
bye! dont let the door hit you in your fat ass.
go eat a shitsock steve, wario is one of the few regulars that isn't a dick 95% of the time
which by definition would make you like him less
i only come here for the dicks- wait....
Well damn, this is like mucho losing it's soul, conscience and continence.
possum's happy cause that means he moves up a rank
dont leave wario, just skim the site from time to time. Feeling like you have to look over the comments to get the gold ones is time consuming.
speaking of people that left the site, whatever happened to gstar?
What ever happened to Ball_malone, OhSnap, Victorious, Starrsky?
dik ran them all off.
if they dont have the intestinal fortitude required, F-THEM-IN-THE-A.
I hear you loud and clear, Wario.
haha maybe I should stick around. I met a 17-year-old girl (cute as hell) and she might join lol and post a picture, if you guys want to see her. She kinda looks like the lead singer from Evanessence...
i'm sure that by 17 you meant 18. if that's what you meant, then yes, and tits.
yes, wario, you meant 18, just a typo, the 7 and 8 are right next to each other...
no she will be 18 in December.. and that's up to her on tits....
What's Chris Hansen like in person?
I'm interested
Jeebus!! You met her on-line didn't you?
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Umm where??
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Maybe you do need a break..
*slowly steps away from this thread*
so thats what you meant by leaving to pursue other interests. It will still be a loss to MS.
I always wondered what you guys would say about me if I died.
it's go something like this:
possum says:
hey, where did claude go?
dwhill05 says:
not sure he hasn't logged on in a while
yak says:
its been 12 days since he last logged in
then you would fade into legend
haha yeah, I know her online only...
no, possum would ask where claude is, yak would say he died, and i would call the kitty legs
There would be some memorial photoshops.
There should be a Mucho hall of hame or something like that, I think that would be cool.
there would be a 'nine lives' joke in there somewhere
it wouldn't be hard to take info like comments, submissions, addict level (and a user rating system if it would get used) and create a real time user ranking system
I still say keep it simple, make a fap button and counter instead.
How old does she think you are?
if cruel kills himself, i'm throwing a virtual pie and punch party on mucho
earthdied, she knows I'm 42. She's nervous about our age difference too. She's pretty thoughtful and mature for her age, doubt I'll meet her in person for another year anyways, I don't mind. I chat with her everyday now...
^^friend zone and doesn't know it^^
That really does sound like some To Catch A Predator stuff right there.
wario in all seriousness, wtf are you thinking? unless you are rich, she has no interest in your pokemon collection you chud
If Wario isn't careful he could turn into the next internet "meme"..
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Pedo-Wario
well wario, when you are sitting in jail, just write to yak, maybe he will post your letters or something. oh and punch chris hanson in the face for us!
do your best to nail that bitch
17's good over here...
um, if she's 19-20 and hooks up with me, I'd feel better anyways...
Good luck in everything you do my friend.
if she's 19 or 20 and hooks up with you, I'll eat my fucking hat.
it's in writing, make him own up wario, you gotta video tape that and submit it, steve
haha I should huh? it don't matter, if she does, that's cool. I can wait awhile, I'm not committed yet, it can go either way...
yu rock wario :)
this thread is both disturbing and vomit inducing
wario...you must face the facts that unless you pay for some fucking strange, you will never have sex with a female willingly
Best of luck with it I say :) If he comes out victorious he could inspire millions. Millions!
keefbox, you are brilliant.
Ok muchosucko photoshop whores. I have an assignment for you. Who can come up with the best pedo-Wario-bear Photoshop? Now that would be worth it! Claude, i have a feeling you are the best one for this assignment.
Fuck, i will even try.
haha well, ok lol I did ask for it... but I ain't entering this contest...
well you won one contest wario, the how many decades can a chud go without getting laid.
Ya need to repair them walls..
lol he looks like that creepy guy that trys to get kids to come down in his basment. hey lil kid want some candy lol.
haha I was thinking the same thing!
the windowless van with 'free candy' spray painted on the side is in fact wario's
I am going to post mines too,with my hoodie I am working on it.
yeah its quite a daunting task to take a picture and upload it ;P
I know,I want be creative on mines, um..artistic..not too sloppy.
bicho = mexican ryoga
I am not mexican, I am SALVI..
bicho = salivating ryoga
bicho=ryoga high on salvia
bicho=blowing ryoga who's high on salvia
I am better looking than you bitch.
wario?? thats what I you looked like anyway
*thought, *figured, *envisioned, *imagined, *fantasized, *pictured, *hoped, *feared
Pick one.
fuck "thought"
"failure"
yeah, that was bad
hahaha
Now I see where this went. Well, I let other options for you up there just in case.
I "thought" you knew how to hit a "reply" button too!
Gas pains, I know what you're going through.
I thought that look was one from the classic stoner handbook.
no he has that look on his face cause he just sodomise a lil boy.
what's with that lil wet spot mario?
he was eating cant you tell by the smile on his face.
lol no idea...
when you reach 400 lbs your body leaks all sorts of random fluids
*w
Two reply fails in 5 minutes, Jesus
fuck!
i never learn :(
and you may call me "possum" camy
but i like jebus :(
Nice tits :)
^less hairy than yours, at least
burn bitch
haha losing, you know you want to suck them...
now THAT would be a Mucho-worthy event....
fappity?
I'd fap to it.
sorry, i'm not into 42 yr old virgins that chase after 38 yr old fatvirginuglyretarded 'women' if you could call her that
I bet you would remain much more lucid if you were to clean your pussy every once in awhile.. Maybe even use soap and a brush or cloth of some sort..
dont make me poop on you again.
go for it anotherday, would you care for a different photo?
Don't forget the cowbell, always need cowbell.
lucid why did the noob shit on your picture? i want the whole story..the truth
honestly, i dont know
i'm guess cause i wouldnt talk to him
um or attention...few things are better then full out bashing females on mucho
shut your dick licker
Oh, man. I just got reminded of anotherday's little video. He should upload it even though he already posted it in the comments.
He did upload it, yak denied him
^ yoar always taking that's not "mucho", or thats how it's done on "mucho"..
WTF do you really know bout' shit lil' porker??
In fact I'm willing to bet the site was under this exact same format when you joined n00blet..
*talking* not *taking*
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That's rare..
Wait what video?
yes, i would like a whole set of pictures from you lucid so i can make a series. i could do a weekly hate-on-lucid submission with various ways of demeaning you, not just covering you in semen and feces.
So basically you videotaped yourself shitting on a picture of lucid?
actually jones, he beat off on a picture of lucid's tits, then shit on it. then giggled like a little girl and called us all bastards. he was pretty proud of himself.
And it still didn't make it onto the crispy pages of mucho? I'm disappointed yak.
yea, that must get on here
can someone link that shit
You're sounding awfully enthusiastic about this Chris.
its def a vid i want to see... whats your point?
i was proud of him, that was the most stupid pointless video ive seen in a while. unfortunately the picture he used was a pic he hacked out of her photobucket account so yak said hell no.
I guess he'll have to redo it. Did yak take down the link as well?
idk jones, but it was recent from like the last 7 or 8 days maybe?
Found it, it was the carnage girls picture, but the video is removed from the site.
i'll upload it again in a few. its a shame that i cant get anyone to host it for more than a few hours. and to lucid, for our next publicity stunt, how about i send you a picture of myself and then you poop and girl jizz on it? id forgive you for everything you did to me and we could live happily ever after. think about it.
You two seem like a nice couple.
Almost a Mucho match?
yep so this guy is a freak...and not in the good way...plus the photo he used wasn't from my photobucket, it was one submitted and posted right here on Mucho (which by the way he didn't hack, just switched around the last bits of the URLs...which wasn't that grand because only the photos taken with my webcam then would so up and those were the least of my worries)
anotherday is just another attention whore :)
no one cares what you have to say. post more nudes or die.
*dies
whoa
he's right there...anotherday is a stalker..awesome
stalktacular
that's what you get for giving out your email like a skank lucid..have fun getting murdered
yea a email that in no way really links to me.....i know how to play the game, i'm not completely stupid
hey! guess what! my bday's soon! =D
:( i dont see how that's really fair...but I guess it's only going to be a 48 hour ban? I mean...unless I do something that merits a longer ban...which i wont...since i no longer wish you annoy you....
ps i'm sorry i breath, i'm trying to stop
i emailed you a nude pic of me for your birthday
lucid ..he went to the trouble of printing out a pic of you masturbating on it ..shitting on it..then posting it anywhere he could..he's dedicated..he'll find you..ask drumrave
wtf..i'm confused
how come i didnt get a nude photo of you for my birthday? it's not to late...it was monday!
and um deja has promised to ban me for her birthday
i'm pretty much going to have an almost perfect birthday... perogies, cabbage roll and bigos for dinner, booze, clue... and no loserxlucidity :) i can't wait! other than the year older thing...
I stopped counting at 21
what if i just promise to go away? i mean honestly...are you really going to be on mucho on your birthday anyways?
i mean...i'm sure you'll have people over and mucho is like the last thing you'll be doing...so i dont see why i need banned.... :( nonetheless if you ban me then thats sad but happy birthday :(
Hahaha. Dead Man Walking!
Bye Lucid :)
Best week.. Ever!
just a week? that's not even worth taking the time to swing the banhammer
I was referring to my week, I'm expecting a life time sentence on her behalf.
Classy!
Gassy!
Sassy!
You look older. Stop it.
hurtin...
What stubby little fingers you have.
chill, lana - wario's cool
you should of posted that other pic..before u critized the mans fingers
okay - point for demetre there
possum...sigh
im sorry, but i giggled a little :(
i'll try to do better
*rubs possum's nose in the comment*
bad possum! bad boy!!
*eats dwhill's face off whilst he sleepeth*
*shits on .. what's left of dw's face*
steve, I need to borrow your shitsock for a few minutes...
*makes my OWN fucking shitsock*
Bring It On!
*lets out war cry, starts swinging shitsock and runs at possum, smacks self in face with own shitsock, trips, fall, starts rolling into shitsock summersault, lands flat on back with shitsock on face...*
Hahaha
nom nom nom
*regroups, sets live traps baited with narcotic-laced foreskin clippings all around fug's patio then dumps jars of spiders between the cracks*
mmm, foreskins...
Doh!
haha I don't have stubby little fingers, they're just chubby, my hands are pretty fucking big...
*does not want: any more descriptions of Wario's hands*
or spiders
Spiders, they're under your bed! they're on your head! *crawls*
*pulls possum out of live trap and holds him under my arm squeezing and stroking him and telling him that everything is going to be ok, that I will protect him from the spiders... and call him george*
hahahaha
*role plays like a retard too*
*puts asterisks around the sentence he types*
*>"
* > dwilly
dumpster baby > dust mop baby
hell yes they are!
What the hell's been going on around my patio?
its old man fugs, everybody run!
*shitsocks Metal*
"old man fugs"? Fuck you!
Get off my fucking lawn!
well, youre old man. face it
haha, fugs. possum has been having some wild parties at night
*grins*
tits or gtfo
I was hoping you'd have a crazy Wario style moustache
nah, can't grow facial hair worth shit
I, too, am part of that terrible, terrible club...
My facial hair grows in all white trashy like Joe Dirt's.
wait til you hit your forties, bot - you'll get that jeff bridges patchy grey shit that all da bitches luvs
signed:
Way Ahead of You
pardon me while i now take a hit or so...
Any mustache grown by me will look like a pedostache for about the first month.
my beards and mustaches are quite luxurious
i got a tom selleck/porn stash. the docs at work call me ron cause they think i look like a young ron jeremy (not the fat, old, bald ron of today)
ron jeremy was born fat and old and bald
was not! one of them even found a pic of him young and took one of me and put them together and printing a bunch out and hung them around the clinic saying it was a celebrity look alike, it was so much fun explaining who ron jeremy was to those unfamiliar with the porn industry :/
i have a jesus beard that i've grown for my finals.
I look like Osama Bin Laden.
Haha.. you've definitely got a little Norm Peterson thing going on there.
NORM!
"What are you up to, Norm?"
"My ideal weight...if I were 11 feet tall."
"What's up, Norm?"
"My nipples, it's freezing out there!"
"Women, can't live with 'em..
pass the beer nuts."
"What's shakin' Norm?"
A: "all four cheeks and a couple of chins"
Damn wario you have let yourself go.
you remind me of nobody at all
He reminded me of someone that I couldn't name. Then I realized he reminded me of that other picture of him.
haha
The dude from Cheers?
I have been told I look like John Goodman when my hair is long.
I bet he reminds smerf of a guy he used to date or something to that effect
With a name like Wario7793 I expected to see some 16 year old Nintendo fan. Are you a gamer though? You look hella loaded.
me? no lol I play games sometimes, but I'm in a slow period, not interested in them much now...
Your mom has a nice basement.
"It's a command center!"
ahhahahaha
dammit reply fail!
this is my parlor in an old house lol we have NO basement, besides we're moving in a month or so anyways...
We?
So, you and Carla finally hooked up, eh?
haha no...
moving to moms new basement?
haha this got posted FAST! I'm feeling the love already!
Is that what you call your junk?? "The Love"...
my junk? hahahahahahahahahahaha
I thought you were bigger.
he used to be...
Yep, the man lost a few pounds. Good work Wario.
thanks!
overpriced merchandise is overpriced
tell me about it. i bought your mom a gucci bag, and she let me fuck her in the ass.
Hahaha!
All she wanted was some companionship
I think you taught my sociology class
Damn , Wario has lost his good looks
um, how can you lose good looks when you never had 'em?
Oh please... As if he looked bad...
Time has not served you well my friend...
I was wondering who had bought the tshirt. Wario is giving off a Bukowski vibe here. You might as well stick around Wario, you're part of the furniture. Is that your mom's basement? Answer truthfully now.
No honestly, I live with my dad and brother and it's our "parlor". We live in an old house that's kinda run down, but we're moving soon, this house ain't worth staying in... and yeah, Bukowski ain't far off, I kinda look like John Goodman...
Oh and if anyone wonders why I ain't on my own at 42, I'm trying and will soon, so ... yeah...
Haha good riddance you fat pathetic piece of shit.
Damn! I thought you were talking into a mirror.
why on earth would he think Wario is pathetic ?
Gwilo, you're the pathetic one. Wario is more man than you will ever get.
Jones your insults are as weak as your avatar. Are you leaving the site to seeing as your head is shoved all the way up warios ass?
who are you again?
His avatar is weak?? it's a fucking picture of a dog, I don't think it was intented to be a super strong avatar ..
A border collie I might ad.
...like a bed sheet ghost
I take it, it's your dog
Say high to fug for me while you are up there.
dammit jones
Ok, "High fug", wtf?
GwiLo shut the fuck up and thats coming from someone who knows
Camy i think he meant Jones and Fugs are both up wario's ass..but hell, it's starting to sound like a real party...*shoves head up wario's ass*
There's room for one more, care to join?
I'm still trying find my way out of dw's ass.
hey! my ass is exit only, GTFO!
you guys are mostly too young on here to know gwilo
wow is there a party in Wario's ass? *shoves head up own ass* might as well find out!
Yeah, and everyones coming.
cuming you idiot!
It was implied.
I remember gwilo.
I remember he is an ass.
Shut up from someone who knows? What does that even mean? Id come back later to see your answer but if I have look at warios pic one more time I will puke on my keyboard.
Reply fail to boot. Maybe I havent been here that long.
Double reply fail!
Mebbe you should call it a night, GwiLo...
Maybe he should call it a decade.
lol nice shirt dude, too bad you go
You should change your screen name to Tonto.
tonto tu!
No wonder you're called Wario... you're wide and fat.
No wonder you're called Kaka, cos you're comments are shit.
I can say the same thing to you you dumb piece of shit. It's "KakaFiyaBall" you btw u fag get it right. I'm a flaming piece of turd ready to fuck you up.
does anyone else see a resemblance to John Goodman?
yep been mentioned ^^
A goatee, ray-bans, and a revolver. Goodman.
Holy Fuck!
I still have an account at this site?
Wario, you look like the guy who fixed my TV last week. By 'fixed' I mean threw a beer bottle through the screen while smoking crack and huffing paint.
:)