129?man thats weak.I wonder if he is like other black guys ive seen bowling...they usually try to "man handle" the 16lb bowling balls by throwing it at ungodly speeds.Not a good strategy.
Oh yeah Obama fans..look at all this FUCKIN CHANGE!!!!
To be honest, that comment makes him seem like a pretty normal guy. Hell, most of the guys I know have probably said something along those lines at some point.
Is that right? It's the right-side by the way.
It's hardly very prominent...almost imperceptible...not the American way at all.
Shouldn't they be on epaulettes?
Comments to Meet the Captain
did he have a stroke or something why is one side of his face all droopy
Bells Palsy
i think he's winking at you
None of the above. Most people's faces aren't symmetrical. If you think yours is, you're either fooling yourself or have had plastic surgery.
is this kildabawits? why the fuck is this posted
Read the name tag.
^Captain obvious.
wow
i always thought he'd be a superhero
I could tell this was him. It was just so.....apparent.
I wish I had a big vocabulary.
you misspelled cock in the ass
Damn, all these words are just so foreign to me.
i knew it was him, but he told me anyway...
I say fuck kildawabits because everyone knows "The Captain" is our own Kirk.
Suck it you assflem gargling gerbation..
is this really him?
You dick, Mario. That's the fake Rish above, and the pic is 'Captain Obvious'.
Shit...I'm loving the irony ensuing from this.
Yeah, what I meant was kildawabits is a cunt for saying "Meet The Captain" when The Captain is our own JamesTKirk.
Cruella can go get fucked with a pitchfork.
For the record I would make your ass tap out.
Step into my cage bitch I'll rip off your fucking head and fuck your throat cavity.
For the record I would make your ass tap out.
Step into my cage bitch I'll rip off your fucking head and fuck your throat cavity.
go away fake irish.
that fake rish catches me out everytime the little rascal
I'm the captain up in this beotch.
Aye aye!
^are cruel's two favorite places to receive jizz.
I thought you were an Admiral now, Jim.
nice nametag, captain LOL
There isn't really a good post for this, but here goes...
âI imagine the bowling alley has been just burned and closed down,â - Leno.
âNo, no,â replied the President. âI have been practicing... I bowled a 129.â - Obama
âThatâs very good, Mr President,â - Leno.
âItâs like - it was like the Special Olympics, or something.â - Obama
That guy should quit presidenting & join Mucho, he'd fit right in.
129?man thats weak.I wonder if he is like other black guys ive seen bowling...they usually try to "man handle" the 16lb bowling balls by throwing it at ungodly speeds.Not a good strategy.
Oh yeah Obama fans..look at all this FUCKIN CHANGE!!!!
It's only been 3 months jackass...
do it! get angry!
the rock obama FTW!!
To be honest, that comment makes him seem like a pretty normal guy. Hell, most of the guys I know have probably said something along those lines at some point.
He looks like your typical officer douchebag.
...except there is fuck all to suggest he's anything other than a grunt...
(check shoulders?)
left-side collar... two stripes like that means captain
Is that right? It's the right-side by the way.
It's hardly very prominent...almost imperceptible...not the American way at all.
Shouldn't they be on epaulettes?
he just looks like cannon fodder to me
its OBVIOUSLY a field uniform... its 'imperceptible' so that its not OBVIOUS to the enemy that he is an officer
Left-side from our view.
And they would be more prominent, except the enemy like to shoot officers.
I don't get it.