Mega-douche bag - 25 years to design this business card
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Comments to Mega-douche bag - 25 years to design this business card
i need to get ahold of some of these.
It doesn't fit in a Rolodex because it doesn't belong in a Rolodex. So much emotion!
belongs in the garbage. i don't care what this guy does or how good he is at it, i wouldn't use him or let any company of mine use him. i prefer the business cards in American Psycho anyway.
Agreed and +1 for the American Psycho reference ;)
because its a leaflet....
American Psycho was such a brilliant film.
uh gud buk
That is a pretty impressive business card
I imagine if you were too receive one of these cards it would mean you are somewhat important... This guy doesn't seem like the type too fuck around with chumps... I'd feel like less of a piece of shit if I got one.
I heaarr that.
I'm guessing Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant saw this before penning The Office.
thats kind of what mucho's business cards look like, except its a gaping ass that folds out.. 3 times..
You make much fanware shirts, hats, socks, Business Cards and ill buy it...
Btw.. i have always wondered what the hell is that in your avatar? are those speakers ?
its the purple tentacle from maniac mansion.
its an evil purple tentacle bent on world domination.
ahem Yak... wheres mine?
Well, I guess we now know why your advertising base is 100% smut.
my new avatar rules
Yak, I always figured it was from Day of the Tentacle, some game I used to play years ago.
maniac mansion was first... then came day of the tentacle
i had maniac mansion on my c64.
I know next to nothing about maniac mansion but I am curious about the little timid almost scared looking tentacle that I have seen with the purple one in pictures.
that is green tentacle
Thanks for the in depth description...
I was thinking something along the lines of pinky and the brain where the evil master mind has a dim witted side kick with a soft timid heart just for comic relief.
Either way I like him cause he has yellowish orange suckers :)
thats pretty cool.. but he fails on the most important aspect of a business card.
it should fit in a wallet or pocket easily otherwise peopel will throw it out caus ewho in their right mind will carry that shit around in hand all day?
fuck that.
otherwise its a brilliant design. i did something like this for a project in class for my portfolio.. my company morph animations so i did a card that looks like a crumpled dollar bill... but you unfold it and its my business card and info.
get it.. MORPH animations
Like he says, it doesn't belong in a rolodex... it belongs in the trash. 25 years to design, a perfect example why a 4 year old can better use their inventive time than you. Best business card, the cardipult...
What was the point of that anyway? If it doesn't fit in a rolodex then people will chuck it out.
or atleast a damn wallet. having one that big is retarded.
Who still has a rollodex? The cards I get go on the bulletin board or in the trash.
Mine has 3 colors (white, black, and gold), is two-sided, and is embossed.
you mean 6 sided... right?
I guess, if you count the edges. Sure.
Oh, and it has our support telephone numbers on it too.
Mine is 3 colors (red, white, and blue) and glossy.
My business card defies geometric paradigms, it's thinking outside the box...It has only one side.
Your business card is a mobius strip then?
MetalFace is gonna be annoyed that I know what that is. haha
what a tool.
Mine just says "The Greatest".
Well, not just...it has my picture on it too.
Naturally
:)
Title: Deep Throat Specialist IV.
"Mine just says"
I covered that base.
My card doesn't say CEO on it, because who cares about that? My card says "Mitch Dickwinkle: Penis Inspector."
4 bucks a pop huh?
1: if it doesnt fit in a rolodex, does it fir up your ass?
2: I can kick your ass gauranteed!
*fit
*fail
Trust me, you don't want fir up your ass.
if it opens up, its no longer a card, its a pamplet
Birthday cards open up. Does that make them birthday pamphlets?
Awww bless his little heart, his card still sucks.
l-lLLOVE the hair!
So, none of you tards have considered the fact that this HAS to be FAKE.
Not even rish is this much of a douche.
he fell for a of some teenagers running around shooting with toy guns and fire crackers
a vid*
god you are dumb as dirt.. why the fuck do you even get out of bed in the morning.....
I want to know what the fuck elpiss was trying to say there. I have no clue.
Let's get a translator...
Does anyone here speak doucheinese?
Might have commented on the wrong vid, could be "NYC - To protect and to serve"
Just kidding, he's messed up on heroin and snuss not knowing what the hell he's saying.
'snuss'?
Ohhhh...I get it now.
Jesus...he's referring to the apparently-faked triple homicide vid from a few weeks ago.
Wow. H makes people pretty left-field.
It's just the equivalent of chew Cruel, easy now, don't know what the Swedish spelling is though.
Ain't nothing wrong with chasing the dragon a little.. (for the record elpiss) it's just douchebags like you that ruin it for the rest of us....
lol@'easy now'.
I'm just smoking my life away at the moment (nothing new). But only a bit of cannabis resin, right now.
I had way to much weed and alcohol last Saturday, I didn't know it, but I was talking and walking in slow motion at the club. It was strange since I felt time was going slow as well when I looked at my watch.
Ummm. That's pretty much what weed always does.
In US we would go out driving and smoking up...and any destination seemed to take forever to reach. I call it the conveyer-belt effect.
an obviously fake vid of some teenagers pretending to be gangbangers... the fag said quote "dont mess with those guys"
Definitely real then.
lighteweights
I love how the business card is basically a picture of himself and then a pop up of himself.
It looks like a miniature kids pop-up book ffs.
You do that, and I'll stick to leaving my card on trees and the pavement.