you know what? pay my flight and i'll gladly come to bakersfield and fucking kill you.
also, caps lock makes you even more of a douche. so does funny punctuation. and the delusion that you got any type of authority over me. don't you get it? no one here, exactly nobody, likes you even the slightest bit, you're nothing but a shit stain on this glorious site, and fight and complain as much as you like, you'll be the one to go down and disappear, not me.
bono - you havent been here long enough to use caps lock, or to dis oldsters, or to to basically do anything except gulp and swallow, when we tell you to
I don't pay enough attention to you to realize where you live Steven. MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO
i don't understand what the deal is with her.
she's not that pretty, can't act her way out of a paper bag and is as dumb as a loaf of bread. i saw her on conan and on SNL and it was just painful. all those nerdboys are worshipping her just to hide the fact that their boners are caused by giant retarded robots that can turn into idiotic cars and not by her boobies.
i'm pretty sure that there's neither sex nor horror involved in this flick. it's a retarded wankpiece for lonely boys stuck in the clutches of pubert....oh okay, sorry.
you know, when i was your age, there was the exact same movie, only it was called "idle hands" and it had jessica alba instead of megan fox. it wasn't funny, it wasn't scary, it wasn't sexy, but 15 year old me would have killed you if you talked smack about it. go ahead, growning up is fun, but why do you have to do it here?
Seagull has a point, people who idolize actors and celebrities are fucking idiots. Idolize someone you know who is of substance and character. Turn your fucking tv off. Talk to some old ugly people. Read some history. Visit your grandmother. Shun the media. Open your eyes. Question what you've been taught, and the conclusions you were expected to come to as a result. Cogitate.
I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crackers... but if she opened a package of cookies... ok well I'd steal her cookies and THEN kick her out. ;)
Comments to Megan Fox lesbian kiss
i like megan fox
i hate you today.
please, at least try!
Why don't you shut up you chump bitch. Start playing with your pecker like the rest of us. FAG.
you're really gay for me today, huh?
That must turn you on having someone other than Hank want to plunder your ass with his cock, huh?
just stop, scarlet, it's no use.
She's good looking, but the kiss was, like the tag says, meh.
Hell, I'd kiss her too, she's on Big Love.
Dammit, this video isn't long enough!!! The makeout scene right after this is so much better. THEY START SCISSORING!!!!!!!
you actually watched jennifers body?
megan fox or not, that's just GAY!
STEVEN. SHUT. UP. NOW.
you know what? pay my flight and i'll gladly come to bakersfield and fucking kill you.
also, caps lock makes you even more of a douche. so does funny punctuation. and the delusion that you got any type of authority over me. don't you get it? no one here, exactly nobody, likes you even the slightest bit, you're nothing but a shit stain on this glorious site, and fight and complain as much as you like, you'll be the one to go down and disappear, not me.
bono - you havent been here long enough to use caps lock, or to dis oldsters, or to to basically do anything except gulp and swallow, when we tell you to
It wasn't caps lock. It was continually pressing the shift key, because I wanted you to feel every morsel of hatred.
Why don't you tell me what city YOU live in.
me? i live in sioux falls sd...why do you ass?
do you ever pay any attention? cologne, germany.
for a day or two - i thought bono might possibly eventually find a way to fit in here at MS
*shakes head sorrowfully*
hi steve - Q:are you a "low German", or a "high German"?
bonus points for even knowing what either of those phrases mean!
I don't pay enough attention to you to realize where you live Steven. MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO
high, most def.
black forrest, born and raised, baby!
You two are both fucking retarded, and amplify each others' presences. One must be euthanised.
I've tried to be patient, I've tried to ignore the silly little fuck, but just this once.
Rockford Illinois. Let me know when you have the balls to head this way.
you selling tickets? this could be popular
Bono lives in Bakersfield? HAHAHAHAHAHA, it suddenly makes sense!
Holy fucking shit, Bono, I swear to God I will pay for your plane ticket to Sioux Falls so you can have a "discussion" with Possum.
It will be the best money I ever spend on a one-way plane ticket.
I think it would be more fun to send him to see SNIKT.
If I was as hated as bono anywhere, I'd leave, quickly.
absolutely, he's got adamantium claws!
Man I thought I'd only have to hate 1 Bono during my lifetime...
You have him too, div-ide?
Fantastic, welcome. You are now one of us!
Only joking...
Fuck you, noob.
*hate
bollocks
I'll be in Miami on the 24th if you want to head to a warmer climate to discuss your uselessness.
i don't understand what the deal is with her.
she's not that pretty, can't act her way out of a paper bag and is as dumb as a loaf of bread. i saw her on conan and on SNL and it was just painful. all those nerdboys are worshipping her just to hide the fact that their boners are caused by giant retarded robots that can turn into idiotic cars and not by her boobies.
I HATE MEGAN FOX!!!
* have no clear desire to date women.
says the little guy who lost his "virginity"
to some couch cushions and a thermos full of raw liver.
Says the 35 year old reject that thinks liking a Megan Fox Sex-Horror movie is gay.
i'm pretty sure that there's neither sex nor horror involved in this flick. it's a retarded wankpiece for lonely boys stuck in the clutches of pubert....oh okay, sorry.
you know, when i was your age, there was the exact same movie, only it was called "idle hands" and it had jessica alba instead of megan fox. it wasn't funny, it wasn't scary, it wasn't sexy, but 15 year old me would have killed you if you talked smack about it. go ahead, growning up is fun, but why do you have to do it here?
now i got writer's remorse.
damn, you always get me to talk to you.
It's a special talent.
i loved idle hands. jessica is a goddess
-1 to Steven's argument.
what makes you think you can deduct points?
Shut the fuck up, all of you.
Seagull has a point, people who idolize actors and celebrities are fucking idiots. Idolize someone you know who is of substance and character. Turn your fucking tv off. Talk to some old ugly people. Read some history. Visit your grandmother. Shun the media. Open your eyes. Question what you've been taught, and the conclusions you were expected to come to as a result. Cogitate.
Roland, I, for one, was talking about watching this movie for the sex.
Ever see the movie "Species"? Same concept only IT kicked ass.
^obviously 15.
and stupid
and annoying
and a cunt
and spammy
oh...
and with a really bad face!
You showed him, OJ .. well in.
shes really not that hot, and as this video shows, no ass
I am sorry, but that is purely a matter of personal opinion. Yeah, I do like a little more in the back, but this chick is pure sex.
Also, acting skills don't matter when I am cranking it to picture on the internet.
girls with no ass wear ugly boy shorts all the time. which are even less sexy than granny panties in my opinion.
is it wrong that i like the nerdy blond more?
nerds are sexy to me.
::fantasizes about willow form Buffy the vampire slayer and that Skinny chick from angel::
ya, alyson hannigan is fucking hot!
I'm now going to have to watch myself around Morph... damnit!
Say what you want, anyone worth their weight in shit, would annihilate that ass if offered.
I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crackers... but if she opened a package of cookies... ok well I'd steal her cookies and THEN kick her out. ;)
wait just a sec... what kinda cookies we talkin about here?
Is that it? is there anymore scenes like this one, you know like a sex scene or something?
It would have been much more entertaining to see her stick her primate thumb into her mouth.
megon-chichi?