Why wouldn't you just cum inside it, whats he tryin to save the melon for eating. That would be pretty fun, givin your friends some melon that you had your dick in.
Its better to throw a cantaloupe in the microwave for about 15 seconds, and depending on personal preference maybe some lipstick and a wig could be fun..Just a thought...
My wife reckons men will fuck anything , i said " its no different than a woman getting off on a vibrating rubber cock ( dildo ) , but she reckons it is, wtf ?
Well, I expect it would be similar to fucking a cadaver and you're better off making a small puncture to allow the 'pussy-fart' gases to escape in order to keep things 'proper' and politely quiet. Or something.
reminds me of a comment form the vid of a guy coming on a barbbie doll did he buy this to make a film or was if for a 4th of July picnic that was canclled or left over?
Comments to Melon Fuckin'?
personaly i like a little more meat on my melon
I think this melon was a little too big.
I prefer melons to be mid-sized.
MONEY SHOT!
He even went for a facial , he must be planning to eat that melon later.
Best if it was out in the sun for a while first.
if he was a nigger that would top the cake
Don't worry, no niggers were hurt in the making of this vid....
there he goes again with his usuall lines
Nigger Lover!
I know you're saying this just to get my goat, but I don't mind now. I've said my piece, so you just keep on proving me right about you.
You're so deep, this website must be your life. That's cute, I like it....
You like it deep, don't you?
hey albino u fake pic posting thunderpussy..shut up man.you never say anything that makes me happy. you're a mosquito.
AAAAHAHA! @smerf
Nigger lovers! All of you!
Damn straight
I need to see melons, plural, not melon, singular.
Can we get a vid of a melon shitting on the melon he's fucking?
Why wouldn't you just cum inside it, whats he tryin to save the melon for eating. That would be pretty fun, givin your friends some melon that you had your dick in.
You honestly think anyone would fuck a melon has a girlfriend. Maybe he could feed it to his mom or something.
Just because you fuck a watermelon doest mean you don't have normal friends.
ya it does
how do u know dik?
do u fuck melons at home when ur mom is tired?
i would only fuck a melon if it was wearing the iranian style shirpa
girlfriend? wwho said anything about a girlfriend?
i don't know who's more sick in the head,the guy guy fucking the mellon or us watching him
God was going to answer but he's to busy hating the world.
I think everyone on here already knew the melon trick.
i know a dude who fucked a pumpkin... wonder if it feels the same..
no it's stickier.
Its better to throw a cantaloupe in the microwave for about 15 seconds, and depending on personal preference maybe some lipstick and a wig could be fun..Just a thought...
what about a tophat and a monacle?
A little moustache?
Maybe some clown makeup?
Im married and after seeing this, i want to try and fuck a melon
My wife reckons men will fuck anything , i said " its no different than a woman getting off on a vibrating rubber cock ( dildo ) , but she reckons it is, wtf ?
yeah man, those squishy sounds turn you on? me too.
i need a melon to fuck
wow. thats a lotta jizz just for a melon. what consideration this man has
lol i wonder if he eats the melon afterwards,
and here we go again
shame on you muchosucko, no afterwards
I'm wondering if that's how fags spike thier watermelon before the big party?
That's how black people ready a melon for the church picinic.
If he'd just make a little piercing all the way through, he wouldn't risk alerting passers-by with all the melon farting going on.
clever
Para, how do you know that?
maybe he's a melontologist?
Well, I expect it would be similar to fucking a cadaver and you're better off making a small puncture to allow the 'pussy-fart' gases to escape in order to keep things 'proper' and politely quiet. Or something.
damn i allways thought this was a joke. thank you MS for having a vid of some one fucking a watermelon
>NOT impressed. he should be fucking a mellon IN a watermelon storage device =D
??!
Hope that was seedless..I was kindof expecting a seed to pop out of his wang when he pulled out! Ha!
seeds chafe.
His peener looked all chafed and looked like it kinda hurt him....I hope it did thats what he gets for fuckin a watermelon
Probably rubbed against the melon rind. Actually, that probably felt like getting a bad blowjob.
need more loobe
the sound is hilarious..;D i laugh the hole movie.
He should have cut a larger hole and lined it with raw liver, slightly warmed...
reminds me of a comment form the vid of a guy coming on a barbbie doll did he buy this to make a film or was if for a 4th of July picnic that was canclled or left over?
im reporting him to the rspcwm
I'll supply the cantelope.