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Melon Fuckin'?

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Comments to Melon Fuckin'?

  • kat3126
    kat3126 2007-07-14T07:09:08Z says:

    personaly i like a little more meat on my melon

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-14T07:21:33Z says:

      I think this melon was a little too big.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-14T07:21:54Z says:

      I prefer melons to be mid-sized.

    • Chodogg
      Chodogg 2007-07-14T07:47:47Z says:

      MONEY SHOT!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-07-14T08:51:50Z says:

      He even went for a facial , he must be planning to eat that melon later.

    • golemmings
      golemmings 2007-07-15T05:00:33Z says:

      Best if it was out in the sun for a while first.

    • smerfsnipple
      smerfsnipple 2007-07-15T09:55:14Z says:

      if he was a nigger that would top the cake

  • AlbinoNegroLover
    AlbinoNegroLover 2007-07-14T07:09:08Z says:

    Don't worry, no niggers were hurt in the making of this vid....

    • robo-big-balls
      robo-big-balls 2007-07-14T07:59:30Z says:

      there he goes again with his usuall lines

    • AlbinoNegroLover
      AlbinoNegroLover 2007-07-14T12:29:24Z says:

      Nigger Lover!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-14T17:39:12Z says:

      I know you're saying this just to get my goat, but I don't mind now. I've said my piece, so you just keep on proving me right about you.

    • AlbinoNegroLover
      AlbinoNegroLover 2007-07-14T22:20:54Z says:

      You're so deep, this website must be your life. That's cute, I like it....

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-15T01:34:25Z says:

      You like it deep, don't you?

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-15T01:41:51Z says:

      hey albino u fake pic posting thunderpussy..shut up man.you never say anything that makes me happy. you're a mosquito.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-07-15T01:57:30Z says:

      AAAAHAHA! @smerf

    • AlbinoNegroLover
      AlbinoNegroLover 2007-07-15T04:13:00Z says:

      Nigger lovers! All of you!

    • Gottalovejaps
      Gottalovejaps 2007-07-15T06:43:46Z says:

      Damn straight

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-07-14T07:23:01Z says:

    I need to see melons, plural, not melon, singular.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2007-07-15T02:01:56Z says:

      Can we get a vid of a melon shitting on the melon he's fucking?

  • Beeja
    Beeja 2007-07-14T07:41:49Z says:

    Why wouldn't you just cum inside it, whats he tryin to save the melon for eating. That would be pretty fun, givin your friends some melon that you had your dick in.

    • muffdiver
      muffdiver 2007-07-14T08:31:47Z says:

      You honestly think anyone would fuck a melon has a girlfriend. Maybe he could feed it to his mom or something.

    • Beeja
      Beeja 2007-07-14T08:39:11Z says:

      Just because you fuck a watermelon doest mean you don't have normal friends.

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-14T10:06:55Z says:

      ya it does

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-07-14T11:27:30Z says:

      how do u know dik?
      do u fuck melons at home when ur mom is tired?

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-15T01:43:16Z says:

      i would only fuck a melon if it was wearing the iranian style shirpa

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-07-15T01:59:43Z says:

      girlfriend? wwho said anything about a girlfriend?

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-07-14T07:51:49Z says:

    i don't know who's more sick in the head,the guy guy fucking the mellon or us watching him

    • ALDISSIMO
      ALDISSIMO 2007-07-14T08:17:50Z says:

      God was going to answer but he's to busy hating the world.

  • thepope
    thepope 2007-07-14T08:34:16Z says:

    I think everyone on here already knew the melon trick.

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-07-14T23:54:40Z says:

      i know a dude who fucked a pumpkin... wonder if it feels the same..

    • DaMasterBates
      DaMasterBates 2007-07-15T06:22:53Z says:

      no it's stickier.

  • keefbox
    keefbox 2007-07-14T08:41:49Z says:

    Its better to throw a cantaloupe in the microwave for about 15 seconds, and depending on personal preference maybe some lipstick and a wig could be fun..Just a thought...

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-14T10:07:33Z says:

      what about a tophat and a monacle?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-07-14T10:28:44Z says:

      A little moustache?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-14T16:11:34Z says:

      Maybe some clown makeup?

  • Wrecka67
    Wrecka67 2007-07-14T09:35:39Z says:

    Im married and after seeing this, i want to try and fuck a melon

    • Wrecka67
      Wrecka67 2007-07-14T09:41:02Z says:

      My wife reckons men will fuck anything , i said " its no different than a woman getting off on a vibrating rubber cock ( dildo ) , but she reckons it is, wtf ?

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-07-14T23:52:07Z says:

      yeah man, those squishy sounds turn you on? me too.

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-07-14T23:52:17Z says:

      i need a melon to fuck

  • AryanVegetarian
    AryanVegetarian 2007-07-14T10:32:10Z says:

    wow. thats a lotta jizz just for a melon. what consideration this man has

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-07-14T11:25:32Z says:

      lol i wonder if he eats the melon afterwards,
      and here we go again
      shame on you muchosucko, no afterwards

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-07-14T12:03:50Z says:

    I'm wondering if that's how fags spike thier watermelon before the big party?

    • deepcow
      deepcow 2007-07-14T13:48:27Z says:

      That's how black people ready a melon for the church picinic.

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-07-14T12:35:37Z says:

    If he'd just make a little piercing all the way through, he wouldn't risk alerting passers-by with all the melon farting going on.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-07-14T19:01:44Z says:

      clever

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-15T01:32:36Z says:

      Para, how do you know that?

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-07-15T02:00:44Z says:

      maybe he's a melontologist?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T09:56:14Z says:

      Well, I expect it would be similar to fucking a cadaver and you're better off making a small puncture to allow the 'pussy-fart' gases to escape in order to keep things 'proper' and politely quiet. Or something.

  • nudecelebs84
    nudecelebs84 2007-07-14T14:24:59Z says:

    damn i allways thought this was a joke. thank you MS for having a vid of some one fucking a watermelon

  • heldunder
    heldunder 2007-07-14T16:42:41Z says:

    >NOT impressed. he should be fucking a mellon IN a watermelon storage device =D

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-07-14T16:54:46Z says:

    ??!

  • whos-your-buddy
    whos-your-buddy 2007-07-14T18:58:16Z says:

    Hope that was seedless..I was kindof expecting a seed to pop out of his wang when he pulled out! Ha!

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-07-14T21:51:53Z says:

    His peener looked all chafed and looked like it kinda hurt him....I hope it did thats what he gets for fuckin a watermelon

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-15T01:33:53Z says:

      Probably rubbed against the melon rind. Actually, that probably felt like getting a bad blowjob.

    • DaMasterBates
      DaMasterBates 2007-07-15T06:30:36Z says:

      need more loobe

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-07-15T00:32:04Z says:

    the sound is hilarious..;D i laugh the hole movie.

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-07-15T11:23:50Z says:

    He should have cut a larger hole and lined it with raw liver, slightly warmed...

  • nudecelebs84
    nudecelebs84 2007-07-15T15:55:14Z says:

    reminds me of a comment form the vid of a guy coming on a barbbie doll did he buy this to make a film or was if for a 4th of July picnic that was canclled or left over?

  • blinkanmiss
    blinkanmiss 2007-07-19T12:39:02Z says:

    im reporting him to the rspcwm

  • DoctorLev
    DoctorLev 2007-09-03T02:40:29Z says:

    I'll supply the cantelope.

LordMilitant
posted July 14, 2007

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