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  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T05:05:31Z says:

    Why the fuck would anyone that fat even take their clothes off?

    *vomit*

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T05:09:51Z says:

      yes please explain yourself

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T05:12:16Z says:

      Set myself up for that one...

      However, I am nor ever have been nor ever will be the huge.

      I weight about 175.

      So please explain yourself.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-25T05:14:55Z says:

      ...shit!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T05:18:03Z says:

      I weigh 260 and I take my clothes off to let my ass breathe

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T05:20:00Z says:

      Haha! I always thought that I would weigh more than you, drum. You got me beat by ten pounds!!! YES!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T05:23:07Z says:

      you thought I weighed less than you?

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T05:26:14Z says:

      Yeah, I'm a big guy...

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T05:28:49Z says:

      175 isnt that bad losingxlucidity nothing wrong with abit of meat on a womans bones :)

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T05:30:42Z says:

      I prefer to cut off the excess meat and make a bitch breakfast!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T05:35:23Z says:

      I don't weigh 175. Thats huge for a chick.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T05:38:23Z says:

      well 175 really depends on how tall they are, and how well the weight is allocated on them but regardless i have no issues being with a girl who is around 175 well just as long as she isnt 4'11"

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T06:01:36Z says:

      Well I'm 5'7.
      Plus if I didn't have tits I'd weight like 155. lol

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:05:03Z says:

      and what i can see from your avatar they are very nice ;) and 5'7" is a very good height for 175. i cant stand gilrs who look like twigs all i want to do is sit on their chest and feed them

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T06:09:30Z says:

      Stop using your own shit lucid. And by your own shit I mean pizzas.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:10:33Z says:

      lol i work for papajohns as a manager so i get my pizza for free lol

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T06:10:54Z says:

      According to the Jenny Craig website that puts your BMI at roughly 27.4, which is well into the overweight catagory. Happy holidays, fatass.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-25T06:12:37Z says:

      Crashninja thinks he's gonna get laid by being nice.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:14:59Z says:

      yeah umm i dont think so urkle besides whats wrong with giving somebody a complement hmm?

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:16:27Z says:

      1rish1, unfortunatly like 60% of america is considered overwieght or obese... I think they based that chart off of a barbie doll or something retarded like that.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-25T06:16:30Z says:

      Compliments aren't allowed here.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-25T06:17:45Z says:

      175 is ok for anyone over 5'6

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-25T06:18:10Z says:

      My BMI is 22.4

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:19:50Z says:

      thank you Morph... besides i know i am abit on the heavy side i am 5'8 and weigh about 185-190 but i have no clue what my BMI is

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-25T06:20:09Z says:

      nice nipples luci. quality areolai

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T06:20:42Z says:

      I'd still give Lucidity a good poking.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T06:23:03Z says:

      I'd eat out Lucid, who know what I'll find in there, maybe some pepperoni.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-25T06:25:14Z says:

      SLOPPY JOE SLOP SLOPPY JOE YEAH

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:31:40Z says:

      ok so my BMI is 28.9, but when i recover from my surgery i will be getting back in to martial arts to get back into shape. either Akido or Kung Fu

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-25T06:35:02Z says:

      You're fat.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:41:51Z says:

      yeah and you think i dont realize this lol... Trust me man over the last 3 months i have lost over 35 pounds just by walking more and reducing my caloric intake by 50%

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T06:55:11Z says:

      You know what's really low in calories?

      Dead babies.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:57:13Z says:

      yeah but seeing as how my son just turned 2 i think i will pass, but thanks for the idea

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T07:00:23Z says:

      There's still time, if you kill him now.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T07:08:21Z says:

      yeah umm nope not gonna happen. been thinking about killing his mom though

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T07:09:25Z says:

      your son will thank you for preventing her from turning him gay

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-25T07:10:02Z says:

      I'd bang the bejeezus outta Lucidity. Fact.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-25T07:11:54Z says:

      My BMI is 32.1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait. U_U

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-25T07:15:23Z says:

      According to Jenny Craig I need to be around 175lbs...I'd look like a fucking Auschwitz prisoner. FUCK YOU JENNY CRAIG!

      Oh and Merry Christmas bitches.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-25T07:21:48Z says:

      <--Looks like an Auschwitz prisoner :(

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T07:26:05Z says:

      thats ok urkel we have a nice big room for you with a nice comfy straw bed and a roaring fire to keep you warm

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T07:34:31Z says:

      Yeah 175 lbs. is ok for a woman .....IF SHE IS 7 FUCKING FEET TALL ! Lucy forget I asked for those pics .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T07:38:05Z says:

      Fatassed Americans , get out and do some damn physical exercises .

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-25T08:12:04Z says:

      there's no way losingxlucidity's boobs are 1 lb each... lmao @ her thinking this. damn, i'll just post the pic tomorrow and let you guys see.

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T08:19:28Z says:

      well said aqua & comment bout ur tits weighing 20lbs is just fuckin gross lucid

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T08:52:53Z says:

      What happened to taking a joke?
      Dipshits.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-12-25T08:52:55Z says:

      Wait a minute, this bitch said she weighs 175......BITCH that's fat as fuck. Join Jenny Craig and get with it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T08:53:09Z says:

      Kung Fu is for fags.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T08:54:48Z says:

      um... deja.... i know you girls out there don't have the greatest math skills..... but 1+1=2 :P
      so 175-2=173... i think you mean 10 :(

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T08:56:45Z says:

      Daaaaaaamn, Deja, are you gonna take that?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-25T08:57:31Z says:

      sigh... i woke up from a nice sleep.. . and i know my math isn't what it used to be.

      there's even less chance her boobs are 10 lbs each. they're not that big at all. and my statement above still stands... they aren't even 1 lb each.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:03:48Z says:

      this is turning into a domestic disturbance...i knew somebody would ruin christmas

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T09:04:25Z says:

      Only 20 hours until we can judge for ourselves.

      :)

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T09:06:36Z says:

      $10 says Deja could take yak in a fight.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-25T09:10:34Z says:

      i suppose they could be 1 lb each now that i think on it. it's easier to judge if the breasts aren't floppy weird like hers are

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T09:14:17Z says:

      DAAAAAAAAAAMN

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:15:19Z says:

      What the fuck.

      Mmkay then, no posting the photo.

      If your all gonna give me this much shit then fuck you.

      Deja, I request that you use your better judgment and not post my photo.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T09:17:06Z says:

      "Anything submitted becomes muchosucko.com's property"

      Fuck you, you skanky whore.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:18:01Z says:

      hahahahaha

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:19:05Z says:

      that photo is the property of muchosucko now..didn't you read the instructions?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-25T09:19:22Z says:

      lmao

      oh, my better judgment is posting those boobs up tomorrow. once submitted, they become mucho's property remember.

      apparently i should have gone out of my way and posted them sooner, even though you're an unspecial attention whore twit, so i could have gotten a crying email asking to take it down and then i could have posted THAT on myspace or something too... and gotten so much more entertainment out of the whole thing. hindsight's 20/20 :(

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:19:57Z says:

      Didn't you notice someone already pointed it out.

      Fucking scumbag.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:20:58Z says:

      this is like a christmas present

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:22:12Z says:

      Hmm, cause theres no such thing as reverse physiology.

      Post it or not.

      I still don't plan on leaving Mucho.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T09:22:44Z says:

      sigh.. children children children...

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:23:14Z says:

      Hahahaha, she's about 16 years old and her tits are already floppy? dayuuum is right. Post that shit, maybe she'll finally GTFO

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:24:37Z says:

      hahahaha reverse psychology ...

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T09:25:00Z says:

      wow this is fun to watch i'm gonna tell my friends bout this place

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:25:16Z says:

      I feel all Christmassy inside

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:25:34Z says:

      you're calling who a scumbag? me?..that's not very nice

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:25:55Z says:

      GTFO my thread noob!

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T09:26:46Z says:

      pretty sure she called all of you scumbags.. not just you dik ;P
      ALL OF YOU!

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-25T09:26:58Z says:

      no dik... she said reverse physiology...

      i'm trying to figure out what that is...

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:27:41Z says:

      Fuck.
      Again with the stupid auto spelling on the iPhone.

      Go die.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:29:48Z says:

      haha, maybe she is going to reverse how her bodily parts function...a new diet perhaps?

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T09:30:02Z says:

      Mu HaHaHa .... happy holidays to all annd Lucy ask and you will receive , stupid bitch ( recend my pic , priceless )

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T09:30:04Z says:

      That bitch called me a scumbag?!
      Fuck you then, whore. Now I'm gonna quit being nice to you.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:31:43Z says:

      Awww rish...
      I meant Dik was a scumbag but if your feeling left out then you can be one too.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T09:32:04Z says:

      merry fking christmas ;/

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:34:39Z says:

      I'd choose scumbag over teen ho yappy bitch with 0 interesting things to say any day

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-25T09:35:22Z says:

      well, if she meant reverse psychology, that wouldn't work on me either.

      and yeah, merry christmas you fuckers :P wouldn't have been a true mucho christmas without a thread like this ;)

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T09:36:51Z says:

      Am I the only one looking forward to seeing Lucidity's breasts????

      :P

      Oh, Yeah, Shitty Fucking Crapmas to all of you!!!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:36:58Z says:

      I won't miss tomorrow night for anything

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T09:37:18Z says:

      I think losingxlucidity is a very nice girl and i also think she has been a great addition to Mucho. I don't under stand why everyone is so mean to her. I like her.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T09:37:37Z says:

      reverse physiology

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T09:37:43Z says:

      Where the hell is Hank , he should be here to enjoy the complete vivisection of lxl .

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T09:37:51Z says:

      i predict several comments.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:40:11Z says:

      i'm the scumbag? shit i've been nothing but nice to you considering your attitude

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T09:40:17Z says:

      A thousand nations of the MUCHO empire descend upon you. Our comments will blot out the sun!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T09:41:37Z says:

      Then she will be a worthless cunt in the shade.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:41:42Z says:

      I think Lucidity is balling her eyes out laying across her Hello Kitty comforter hugging her stuffed animals, asking them, "You like my tits, don't you?"

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:43:02Z says:

      you should probably say when you're going to use reverse psychology..so i know..put it in brackets or something

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T09:49:13Z says:

      dik..u r a scumbag..
      but still: merry christmas!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T09:49:23Z says:

      As I said in the past , MS will be the point that humans reached the point of understanding life as it was meant to be , world takes a turning point into an existance of complete harmony , the end .

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:49:59Z says:

      *wants this all to be read in a highly sarcastic and joyful manner*

      Righto Dik, I'll keep that in mind from now on.

      Also, what am I...Japanese?
      Fuck Hello Kitty.

      I like my tits, several...ok quite a few other people like my tits as well. Their grand enough to be owned and named.

      And.

      Rish, I honestly can only remember one time where you were nice to me and I'm not even sure it wasn't just sarcasm.

      mmkay

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T09:54:56Z says:

      it's too late to get out of this scabby...what you're having is a meltdown...people are not laughing with you...reconsider hello kitty

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T09:55:52Z says:

      it was out of pity..

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T09:56:29Z says:

      @anybody beeing nice to her..

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:57:15Z says:

      Again, GTFO my thread (different) noob.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:58:06Z says:

      Also, I'm planning on saving the meltdown for tomorrow.

      I'm good right now though.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T09:58:14Z says:

      it's so not your thread teen ho

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:59:28Z says:

      Oh yea?

      Who started it?
      Who is it mostly about?

      Yep.

      It's my thread.

      You can stay if you post another photo of yourself.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T10:01:58Z says:

      what you do or say has absolutely no impact as to my actions, what so ever. You do not tell me what i can and can not do, little scab. This thread belongs to whoever wants to comment. You have no control you twit

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T10:03:40Z says:

      Oh look, Santa's here, he brought Lucid's head on a plate! yay!

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:04:06Z says:

      first

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T10:04:43Z says:

      night, baby, for real this time

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T10:06:02Z says:

      noob or not still +1 for team puke on your previous pancake tits avatar. think the bigger pic yak posted will prove it merry christmas fatty

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T10:06:05Z says:

      wtf? u stupid bitch are 3 months longer here than me? and u call me a noob?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:06:39Z says:

      >.<
      *shrugs*
      I guess older people need sleep...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-25T10:06:46Z says:

      Merry Christmas everybody xx

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T10:07:08Z says:

      night jamiee..good morning mucho!

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-25T10:08:29Z says:

      To quote the Macho Man "OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T10:09:22Z says:

      yeah & younger people need to stay awake on the treadmill fatty

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T10:09:46Z says:

      yeah bitch. everybody is in the same timezone as u.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:10:47Z says:

      jamie really doesn't like her much

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:11:09Z says:

      i don't see why ..seems like a nice young lady

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:13:53Z says:

      hey losingpoopthing..maybe jamie is using reverse psychology

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T10:14:00Z says:

      nice young fat bitch

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:14:41Z says:

      >.<
      Now I feel bad.
      Jamie is very sexy...I should be so rude to her.

      In fact, from now on until New Years...I'm going to be nice to everyone that's been a member of Mucho for over 2 months.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:16:34Z says:

      it's not going to help..

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T10:16:35Z says:

      j/k she's probably nice just don't show your gross deflated tits again & i promise not to show my small weiner

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T10:16:59Z says:

      well, I'm definitely not 175

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:18:53Z says:

      Well, I'm sorry all my friends would rather play WoW with me online then go for a walk.

      At least I know I'm a chubby mofo.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-25T10:19:06Z says:

      +1 Team Jamiee's Tits.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T10:20:42Z says:

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!
      WoW VICTIM!!!
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:22:27Z says:

      Hush.

      Several Muchoies are WoW addicts as well...In fact...most of the female Muchos are...

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:26:16Z says:

      we're the muchoers...i think you would be the muchoie

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:27:08Z says:

      Meh.

      I'm tired.

      Why the fuck does it have to be christmas...gehhh this is fucking gay

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T10:27:49Z says:

      LOL i am playing wow right now just inroute to shatt :P well i hope my coplememnts didnt offend ya there Lucid

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:29:05Z says:

      shut up crasshwhatweverguy..no wonder your're such a dick

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:29:23Z says:

      greasy spermheaded fuck

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-25T10:30:29Z says:

      why are you pissed that its christmas? you having trouble finding a dick to suck to help your self esteem? I bet you are gnawing on a turkey leg right now.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:33:38Z says:

      she probably ruined christmas at her house..her parents are mad at her for something

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:34:01Z says:

      wait till they find out your an internet whore

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:34:03Z says:

      1. The only meat I eat is in your pants.
      2.Christmas is over-rated and I have to work.
      3.Yay WoW!
      4.Ninja, don't see how you could of offended me.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:36:33Z says:

      Again, my dad is dead.

      My mom...is asleep.
      And doesn't give a shit about what I do because I pay rent so she'll stay the fuck outta my life.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-25T10:37:02Z says:

      he just knows you are easy and trying not to fuck up any chance he has of getting laid finaly.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:38:37Z says:

      How the hell am I going to fuck any of you?
      This is the INTERNET!!!!!!!

      Perhaps, he was just being nice...because he's new?
      Meh.

      Whatever his reasons are, who gives a fuck?

    • jacq
      jacq 2008-12-25T10:39:44Z says:

      Longest thread I've ever seen on Mucho LOL

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T10:41:32Z says:

      Obviously a noob.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T10:41:43Z says:

      not even close noob

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-25T10:46:24Z says:

      good job, drumrave. You got a good thread going.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T10:55:28Z says:

      accatually i was just being nice for the sake of being nice, not to crimp the style of you nerfherders but yeah just maybe its possible for somebody to say something nice without any possible return.. and DIK what i do on my own time is of my own accord just as is what you do on your is your own so go back to gobbling somebodies nob ok.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:00:18Z says:

      hey fagballs ..edit that shit..keep it to 2 lines or i'm not reading it you long-winded jizz-guzzling turkey-sucker..

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T11:04:46Z says:

      wow i am impressed you could read all that without your head exploding. lol hope you all have a great holiday, yule tide, or whatever

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:06:07Z says:

      i said 2 lines..try again

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T11:10:10Z says:

      lol you crack me up man you really do. have a nice holiday

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:15:28Z says:

      that's better although i'm still not reading it..frustrating isn't it?

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T11:23:54Z says:

      dik..above..did u really ask there if u are a scumbag?

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T11:26:29Z says:

      not really dik, for some strange reason i suffer from sever appathy right now

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T11:44:14Z says:

      I like how she tried to take her pic back because Deja said she had weird, floppy tits. Lol! What a dumbass. Didn't she realize she would get shredded when the actual pics show up?

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:53:15Z says:

      probably not
      she says shes 18 so shes likely 15...or 27

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:53:50Z says:

      merry christmas hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T12:22:21Z says:

      Merry Christmas, Dik.

      My Christmas is almost over. It's 9:20 at night here. We had a good day opening presents and eating food. The whole fam stayed home and in the afternoon sister-in-law and niece-in-law came over. The badger actually looked happy to be included and seemed like she liked her presents, even though she was feigning complete indifference up til today.

      Now, I'm off to a friend's for a few drinks. Talk to ya later.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-25T12:25:14Z says:

      Merry Christmas Hank.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T12:33:19Z says:

      the badger sounds wily...be careful...godspeed hankchinaski

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-12-25T12:59:10Z says:

      fucking spam whores , drumrave you hare half the girl against this girl. Fat ugly loser . Merry christmas to you fatty

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T13:06:36Z says:

      Hehe, its a Christmas BlackTEE

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T13:07:27Z says:

      I see it ain't the best year for lucititty.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-25T13:23:56Z says:

      This was the best present I've recieved tonight, thanks Mucho, you just keep on giving. Merry Christmas to all members with a +1 postcount.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T13:27:04Z says:

      Happy Holidays to all , lxl you get what you deserve , bite me .

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T13:40:12Z says:

      chrtitmas is for pussies

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T13:40:51Z says:

      ^that's how chrtitmas is spelt up here

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T13:51:38Z says:

      You has a lisp man , don't lie , lol .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T13:54:43Z says:

      I am going to have some coffee &biscuits to try an sober up so I can get drunk again , good times to all .

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T13:59:02Z says:

      You tell em dik! you tell em!

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T14:08:34Z says:

      Why does christmas make you feel kinda high, in a weird way, maybe tis the macaroni cheese talking, Gimme some crimboCore sAntaBrain.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T14:14:45Z says:

      goodnight you noobs..9:13 am and i gotta sleep...fuck you whunu

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T14:58:58Z says:

      ^dreaming about pwning noobs

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-25T15:20:46Z says:

      haha...I read this while my kids opened their presents. The anger filled me with the warm and fuzzies.

      Fuck you yak and whunu.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-25T15:24:59Z says:

      Merry Christmas Hank, dik, and jamiee

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T15:25:04Z says:

      jamiue!

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T15:27:17Z says:

      you guys are going to cause another internet suicide, like that myspace suicide, and then MS is going to be in the news, but not in a good way

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T15:30:49Z says:

      You're going to give me some fuckin enCore.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-25T15:33:09Z says:

      Merry Christmas jamiee.

      xxx

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T15:34:44Z says:

      O , I will be so ashamed if an idiot is gone from this world , as if there is not a line of them waiting , I must go to high mass & repent for my sins ,....bahahaha .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T15:37:26Z says:

      ^ Heartless bastard .

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-25T16:53:31Z says:

      I'm waiting to see how many more Core's Blackie can come up with.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T17:22:41Z says:

      Merry Xmas, Fugs.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T17:24:46Z says:

      I'm watching National Geographic channel. Apparently, elephants have 2 meter long prehensile penises.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-12-25T17:26:58Z says:

      Jesus would not approve of this thread.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T17:27:08Z says:

      Kinda like James T. Kirk

      Oh, by the way, Merry Christmas, James.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-25T18:04:59Z says:

      Hank, James, dik, jaimee, Merry Christmas.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T18:11:22Z says:

      Hank, James, dik, jaimee, murdered on the 26th of Dec. Strangely only the males were raped.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T18:12:04Z says:

      Merry Christmas Fugs, Captain, rish, Hank, hope Santa was generous

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T18:17:03Z says:

      Merry "Christmas" implies the dude that some worship as son as the 1 known as god , Fuck Religion in all its forms , the sooner it is anilated from this planet the better all of its people will get along as " ONE " but that seems to be just a fevered dream , but a sweet dream . Happy Holidays to all , except bootface et al .

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-25T18:19:04Z says:

      I don't care much about Jesus, I just like Santa Clause

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T18:25:43Z says:

      damnit man you assholes had to wait till I went to sleep and I missed this epic

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T18:26:25Z says:

      although I did help to start it hehehe

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T18:32:13Z says:

      Merry Christmas, Irish.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T18:32:55Z says:

      ^.^ Happy christmas

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T18:32:57Z says:

      Happy Xmas, Jamie.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T18:35:16Z says:

      I just pwned a Christmas dinner, now I'm ready to roll, somebody gimme a Gammy.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T18:36:36Z says:

      Merry Christmas hank. Don't ask why.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T18:37:09Z says:

      also merry christmas plantshit, hank, dik, jamiee, smerf, 1rish, fugs, possum and everyone else

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-25T18:47:46Z says:

      I hate the fact that christmas is religion oriented, I'm positively against religion in any form. Also, fuck god.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T18:57:27Z says:

      Christianity is not universal, but the desire to be kind to your fellow man is. You can think of Christmas as a celebration of the latter rather than religion and you can think of religion just as something mankind has done to try to canonize the former. Remember, even science is that just our attempt to canonize our observations about the physical world, religion is our attempt to canonize how we feel and how we feel we should behave towards other people.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T19:04:51Z says:

      christains made chirstmas cause the winter solstice and roman festival because they are pagan holidays and they wanted people to celebrate god instead of the other gods

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-25T19:05:21Z says:

      25 fucking years, I've never had a white Christmas in western Washington. My mother cannot remember a white Christmas in western WA and she was born up here.

      We have about 9 inches of snow left from the previous days, and it's snowing as I type this.

      Merry fucking Christmas, you bastards!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T19:14:44Z says:

      The anti-Clause has arisen from the core of this known world and is a bit POed , beware all of you false worshippers , he is here , O what the hell , Merry Christmas to all ( fuckin asswipes ) & happy Noob Year !

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-25T19:24:10Z says:

      I sorta expected a submission from Santa Claude today.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T19:27:50Z says:

      Merry Xmas to you all, even smerf.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T19:39:48Z says:

      FUCK that spammy bastard smerfette ,( o sorry , forgive me tis the season to be jolly ) again , happy holidays .

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-25T20:12:16Z says:

      Well its nice to see my Xmas wishes went straight over all your heads

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-25T20:35:14Z says:

      mr smerf smerf

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T21:08:27Z says:

      eh , eh , wtf fridaddy , did I miss something ?

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T21:13:31Z says:

      to encapulate , lxl is a complete tard & a fat_assed aggravatin bitch that tends to make some worthless coments here to try to seem coollllll , but fails to the point of disastor ( catagory 9 ) , I has spoken .

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T21:25:21Z says:

      Wake the Fuck up , don't let me bee the final nail in the coffin .

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T21:28:29Z says:

      Every girl on here turns out to be an overweight WoW playing goth tard. Collectively, it is a much worse insult to the fact that we patronize this site than any insult we can give them.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T21:36:13Z says:

      Wait ,WAIT , insult the tards but never the messagener , oui .

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-25T22:06:33Z says:

      Oh come on jqh, it's Christmas, don't talk shit about Crashninja.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T23:13:36Z says:

      and wtf is a crushed ninja?

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-25T23:23:29Z says:

      Look at his responses in this thread you'll see, good stuff.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-26T00:26:01Z says:

      A Crash ninja is a nickname my sis gave me because 1 i am a total clutz and 2 i have about 12 years of martial art / hand to hand combat training lol... but please let us talk about me i would like to see how far this thread can accatually go heh heh heh. and yes i play WoW but i am neither a goth nor a tard lol i am just easily amused, and it gives me a chance to talk to friends on the east coast without massive cellphone bills lol

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-26T00:28:38Z says:

      I drank a bottle of rubbing alcohol , so I can no longer see ( go figure ) much trip into the past ,BITE ME , just sayin .

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-26T00:33:55Z says:

      Your previous post about killing your ex-wife made me think you were at least 20, but your present post's liberal use of lol's make me think you are a prepubescent girl ... in which case, wanna come over?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T00:45:56Z says:

      I bet i could beat Crashninja's ass.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-26T00:55:54Z says:

      Yeah, jiu jistu vs. kungfu/akido. That's going to be the gayest MMA match ever, especially since it involves 1rish1.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T01:11:56Z says:

      First of, you don't support losingxflaccidity when we're poking fun at her.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T01:13:36Z says:

      And I'm going down the Dik road by saying, lose the paragraphs, more points and less lols.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-26T01:50:13Z says:

      is this thread still going on??
      could get longer than the blockwarz thread..

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-26T01:55:14Z says:

      ok..i looked it up again..no fuckn way can anything get longer..

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-26T01:56:10Z says:

      for those not knowing what i am talking about: http://www.muchosucko.com/show/super_nova_in_make_up-30618/tag/supernova

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T02:09:21Z says:

      It's not the size of the thread, but the motion in the commotion.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-26T02:12:03Z says:

      I'd like to punch most of you in the facial area...as hard as possible. Plus, I know the vast majority of you here are incredibly ugly cunts. Dunno what Losing has had to say exactly, but she seems to be holding her own well enough, despite the concerted onslaught of most of you here. Also, fuck you jaimee...you look like a pretty fat bitch to me...definitely in the 170+ region. Go fuck that cracked-out looking mofo dik one more time.
      Just as a side note...175 is rather on the large side...even if the woman in question happened to be 6ft.
      Losing is an attention ho. So what? So is every other two-bit slut who frequents this site. Correct me if I'm wrong...but I seem to recall you posting a pic of your rather less-than-aesthetically-pleasant self (complete with crap tits) a while back jaimee.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-26T02:59:25Z says:

      nowhere near asshole

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:05:07Z says:

      Jamiee's breats are pretty legit. They live up to my non-excisting standards.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-26T03:14:36Z says:

      fuckn wannabe cool HoMo..

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-26T03:32:23Z says:

      *yawning* morning all. can't wait to see the the thread on lxl's picture post by yak i'm sure there pretty gross in a larger pic

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:38:24Z says:

      doucheface i don't do pictures.. deja does..

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-26T03:38:45Z says:

      god dammit... yak doesn't do the pics... i do

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T03:56:21Z says:

      I've been reading that noob lurking fakin's comments, and he sounds like he's trying to fit in.... Fuck you noob, you just signed up today. Go finish sucking your dogs red rocket.

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-26T04:07:37Z says:

      *wipes mouth* just did thanks for the advice. now back to lurking

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-26T04:10:59Z says:

      @Jqh88

      Nice oversimplification of both science and religion, you fucking imbecile.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-26T04:15:38Z says:

      fakinwee = Elbow

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:17:26Z says:

      I can see that, possum... nice observation, grasshoppah.

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-26T04:23:41Z says:

      possum = Bowel

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-26T04:25:39Z says:

      well, that was interesting.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-26T04:26:59Z says:

      elbow, dont be hatin

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-26T04:27:40Z says:

      Hey 1rish1 maybe you could maybe you can't those two martial arts werent the only things i took

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:30:38Z says:

      He's also taken paladin classes in WoW so watch out irish.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:30:47Z says:

      possum it's elblowahomo

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-26T04:32:42Z says:

      not hatin happen to like bowel, sorry but i'm noob for real thought it showed pretty well

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-26T04:32:46Z says:

      Fuck paladins

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T04:37:15Z says:

      I don't care what you took. I'd still beat your ass.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-26T04:44:04Z says:

      If you say so, but you never know i might just enjoy it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T08:05:24Z says:

      I doubt that.

  • Dragoness
    Dragoness 2008-12-25T05:14:58Z says:

    Oh God... deliver us from.. this..

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-12-25T05:25:32Z says:

      Once she's been unwrapped, she can never be wrapped again...

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T06:17:49Z says:

      Can G-- create a bitch so ugly that He Himself cannot fuck it?

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-25T06:20:35Z says:

      fuck god jesus and santa you pansy

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T06:31:02Z says:

      it takes more courage to have faith in something than not

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-25T06:37:46Z says:

      It takes courage to fuck the bitch in this picture.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T06:54:19Z says:

      hahaha very true urkel and probably a 2X4 and some flour

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-25T08:56:07Z says:

      how is this picture for proper body proprotion HUH DRAGONESS??

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T09:05:40Z says:

      WHAAAAAAAAMMY!

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T09:13:07Z says:

      ^wow kiss ass as well^

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-12-25T09:53:51Z says:

      "it takes more courage to have faith in something than not" WTF??
      it takes more courage to life without thinking that there is a meaning behind everyshit and that there will be a paradise after the suffering. fuckn nazi/christian.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T10:14:32Z says:

      Hey, fucking weetoddid noob, like I said, lurk a bit longer and then you might understand why that deserved a whammy. Or just shut up and fuck off. I think option number two is better for you and the rest of Mucho.

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-25T10:25:57Z says:

      Lurk? Does that mean get up to date on your worthless life 2,700 plus mucho comments k well once i'm as fat & cool as you i'll comment again until then my tongue is bitten.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:28:32Z says:

      Wow, jackass.

      Go away.
      People like you only end up being shocked and beaten here.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T10:33:31Z says:

      No, actually it has nothing to do with me, you waste of fucking natural resources. But I definitely agree that you should bite your tongue and stay out of conversations when the grown-ups are talking.

      Actually, scratch that, I think you should just go stand in the middle of a busy highway and play some real-life Frogger.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T10:51:57Z says:

      Trout, wanna go fuck under the christmas tree?

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T10:56:54Z says:

      Hell yeah!

      Us "fatties" can't find anything better, so we might as well fuck each other.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T11:06:43Z says:

      Umm.
      I'm still not a fattie.

      But righto.

      Btw, I like you for who you are...not your huge cock.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:09:56Z says:

      *pukes

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:10:14Z says:

      *eats the puke

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:10:23Z says:

      *pukes etc

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T11:18:20Z says:

      Man, I don't care what any of you say, I can't wait for Lucidity's pic to get posted. She's pretty hot.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T11:41:45Z says:

      i couldn't care less what she looks like

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T11:48:20Z says:

      It's her inane attention whoring that has been drawing the fire, Trout, not any photos.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T11:58:41Z says:

      Noted.

      I was just stating my opinion on the situation. I personally don't care about the attention whore comments. There are many other users that do the same things that she does.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-25T12:08:39Z says:

      i submitted a picture of my penis but it was too big to go on the internet

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T12:12:49Z says:

      Haha!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T12:24:36Z says:

      Sure, there are other attention whores.

      What was your point, since other people do annoying shit this bitch's annoying shit isn't annoying?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T18:34:26Z says:

      I think...yes I am annoying.
      But there are lots of other annoying cunts on here that merit your wrath more then I.

      But nonetheless, I will accept it.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T18:41:38Z says:

      LL, if you really wanted to destroy MS, just sleep with one of the male members. Think about it, it will work.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T19:52:35Z says:

      I only wish you would look like your avi , then you would be doable ,but I just fantasize .

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T21:30:29Z says:

      Hank, no, it doesn't make her more or less annoying. She's cute though, so I'm less inclined to be a dick to her.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T23:21:09Z says:

      If you call fat annoying bitch , "cute" , I am less likely to say get the FUCK out of my sight( or step into my sight , easy target )dumb bitch .

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-25T23:28:51Z says:

      Yeah, LxL is cute. And you are an inbred faggot.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-25T23:39:10Z says:

      She's never going to sleep with you trout. Fat chicks are actually surprisingly arrogant, it's their defense mechanism against being called fat so much. Your only hope is to insult her and aim for hate sex.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T00:02:51Z says:

      She's thousands of miles away from me. I wasn't expecting any sex from her, but whatever......

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T00:03:25Z says:

      Merry Christmas, you stupid fucks!!!

      I mean that in the nicest way, really.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-26T00:17:04Z says:

      Trout , this inbreaded fagulated pos tends to think U R A overweight sweet little ... homosapien , with the best of intent ( fat lil virgin , ( only seen its moms tit & wondering what a real woman looks like ) rock on ;)

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-26T00:27:28Z says:

      I feel like if we ever stopped insulting each other, the world would have ended and we would have all joined some cult or become communists or something.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T00:30:11Z says:

      See, you fail at insults. I've been married, haven't been a virgin since I was twelve, and I don't care about my weight because I know I can still get pussy.

      Triple Fail for you!!!

      Merry Christmas anyway! ;)

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-26T00:32:50Z says:

      We are not all communist yet ? , my work is not done.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-26T00:33:59Z says:

      * meant comunalistic ;)

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-26T00:35:25Z says:

      ^ brilliant

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-26T02:32:29Z says:

      Nvm reverse psychology...that's a reverse reality you're living in there ya douche purse.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T02:36:35Z says:

      So, I've slept with three people from Mucho.

      None of which are well known but nonetheless big fans of the hate here.

      Perhaps I need to fuck Smerf in order to create real pain.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T02:44:52Z says:

      by slept with you of course mean something completely different than actually having sex with

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T02:49:45Z says:

      No Yak.

      I mean sex.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-26T02:52:20Z says:

      christ on a stick... so not only are you an attention whore, you're just an outright whore...

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T02:52:49Z says:

      i guess it shouldn't be a surprise... vicsin did hook up on here too...
      finding someone to fuck on mucho is like shooting fish in a barrel.... really ugly fish in a really small barrel...

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T02:54:44Z says:

      Meh,
      They were friends from "real" life and they shared this wonderful place with me.

      And three people isn't a lot...

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:05:40Z says:

      so are you trying to say that the only 3 people you have had sex with are also mucho members? or are you trying to say that out of the many people you have slept with 3 of them are also mucho members?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:09:58Z says:

      Fuck.
      Either way I'd be screwed but it's more like...

      Out of the semi...normal number of people I've had sex with...3 of them have been mucho members....

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:15:06Z says:

      i believe that the law of averages here is against you on this.... but what is a semi....normal number?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:21:01Z says:

      Ugh

      13

      Hush.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:25:10Z says:

      and you are 18?
      *does some math*
      this isn't looking very good...

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T03:28:59Z says:

      Ugh...

      That's not a normal number...

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:29:13Z says:

      Ermy...

      Lemme straighten this out, cause I swear I'm not a slut.

      One when I was 11...
      Then no sex until I was 16...
      Umm..
      2 of the 12 were females.
      3 of the remaining 10 where boyfriends.
      2 of the 10 where one night things only...

      And um.
      Fuck.
      The rest was...
      Random...

      >.<

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T03:32:26Z says:

      5 were "random"???

      Not good.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:33:20Z says:

      Now there's an oxymoron for you. So losing it at 11 doesn't make you a slut?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-26T03:34:00Z says:

      see... let me show you how you are a slut.

      you're 18 and have had sex with 13 people
      i'm 30-something and can count how many i've had sex with on 1 and a half hands...

      see? whore/slut

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:34:38Z says:

      Well see here, do virgin males count?
      Cause if not then that lowers the number by 3.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-26T03:35:01Z says:

      yeah, and the 5 random... definitely a whore/slut

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:36:27Z says:

      don't worry losingxlucidity.. i'm on your side.. honestly.. sometimes just random sex with a stranger happens.. like 5 times in 2 years.... so randomly between the non random other people you've been having sex with someone new approximately every odd numbered month..

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:36:35Z says:

      That makes you even more of a slut, you don't even care how big a loser the guy you're sleeping with is.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:38:04Z says:

      Meh, whatever.

      It's not like I was fucking strangers.
      I just happened to have a lot of friends.

      But whatever.
      I don't feel bad about it and I'm clean. Big deal.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:39:57Z says:

      Of course you had a lot of friends, you were passing out candy left and right.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:41:43Z says:

      Jones, or it means I was fully aware and a good friend/sport.

      Haven't you ever taken one for the team?

      And most of the sex happened in November07-January08 after I broke up with my boyfriend....It was spite sex with the people I didn't hate.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:43:43Z says:

      i hate to break it to you... but if you've had sex with that many people in that span of time.. there is no fucking chance on earth you are clean.... cuz we both know protection wasn't always used ;/

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:43:44Z says:

      Alright then.

      I'm a slut. Big deal.
      If I were male you know you'd all be cheering me on.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:45:49Z says:

      So you had spite sex, with approximately 8 virgins, that you felt pitty for, in less than 3 months? Let me just crunch that into my calculator.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T03:46:15Z says:

      I've only had condomless sex with one person.

      And I was check about 2 weeks ago.
      I'm squeakie clean.

      But also, I haven't had random sex since February. Just one guy...

      I should get a award or something.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:46:39Z says:

      It says your a skank :/

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:48:03Z says:

      why would anyone cheer you on if you were male? that makes no sense whatsoever....
      if you think its not a big deal why do you keep going on about it.. and don't say because others are.. if it isn't a big deal to you it shouldn't spur on this much conversation about it...

    • fakinweetoddid
      fakinweetoddid 2008-12-26T03:53:47Z says:

      was the one when you were 11 your 30 year old uncle? i hear molestation makes half way decent girls porn stars and the fat ugly ones just plain ole whores

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T03:56:33Z says:

      well i mean.... obviously losingxlucidity has issues... lots of people do... i just question the reasons of talking about it on well... my site :(

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T03:59:25Z says:

      Obviously she's seeking some kind of attention to compensate for something, otherwise she would be smart enough to leave information like that to herself.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:02:51Z says:

      I haven't any idea...
      You asked, I answered.

      I just seem to be having a shit day. Have to move out because my mom freaked out on me and told me to leave.
      So I'm looking for acceptance...in any form. I guess...
      Really, I don't know...

      *didnt i say i'd save the mental break down for today?*

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:06:39Z says:

      *shrug* maybe she just doesn't care...

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:08:07Z says:

      That too yak.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:09:24Z says:

      Can I be number 14? You dirty dirty whore.

      What??

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:10:27Z says:

      So why did she freak out, didn't you say she doesn't give a shit about what you do because you pay rent?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-26T04:10:54Z says:

      lucidity, maybe you should call one of your friends instead of talking about this here

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:11:12Z says:

      its the christmas season... drives people over the edge...
      that and the closer to my birthday it becomes the stronger the chaos energy in the world gets.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:12:52Z says:

      But I'm sure you'll find some acceptance once that flap-jack pancake is up.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-26T04:13:08Z says:

      Happy Birthday, Yak, soon

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:13:46Z says:

      *picture

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:14:58Z says:

      Oh, just a side note, Jones.... if you're makin the flap jacks, i like chocolate chips in mine. Ohh... you mean the.... yeah nevermind.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:17:07Z says:

      Sorry, these only come with crabs, chlamydia and herpes.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:17:28Z says:

      to be honest i've seen way worse boobs being that well... i'm one of the owners of this pos site :P
      i think i'm just going to watch dr horribles sing-along blog one more time and maybe body of lies and go to sleep ;/

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-26T04:19:52Z says:

      Haha, the more we learn the more pathetic LoserXXX becomes. "Take one for the team". Hahahahahahahaaaaa, this bitch is getting passed around amongst a group of friends. Seen it many times. Back home we used to call girls like that Sharon, (as in sharin'.)

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:21:32Z says:

      I never really thought of it that way, your job here is more psychologicly demanding than being a prison guard at Auschwitz.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:21:39Z says:

      dammit man all the fun happens when I'm away

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:22:04Z says:

      I'd totally fuck Sharon Stone (1992).

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-26T04:28:38Z says:

      its okay, drum - have a feeling Midnight EST will be pretty "fun"...

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:28:57Z says:

      auschwitz has nothing on mucho.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:29:16Z says:

      Aw poor Drum...
      Don't worry, there'll be lots of dipshit comments in about 40 minutes.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:31:43Z says:

      yes I fucking love the holidays, merry fucking christmas and thank you lucid for being a disgusting young slut

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:32:11Z says:

      who knows losingxlucidity... maybe you'll get compliments.........

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:33:11Z says:

      for some of us it might take a little longer to fap fap fap. Hey, I think you're cute too... I don't read much of your comments anyway.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:33:19Z says:

      your welcome drum

      that you for being a overweight perv.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:34:01Z says:

      hahahahaha.... I'm sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:34:52Z says:

      fairly certain drumrave is a pedophile actually..

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:35:04Z says:

      They did have some do-able girls.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:35:40Z says:

      I just hope Claude shows up so we can get some decent PS'es out of it.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:35:52Z says:

      You motherfucking interposting bitch, lucid... God damn you to hell.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:36:11Z says:

      Yak, you're exempt for obvious reasons.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:37:17Z says:

      I figured it'll be like the last post I did.

      About 50% like the photo.
      25% want me to cover myself up again.
      15% want to rape me in a alley and then the rest will do whatever.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:38:07Z says:

      i think we've built it up too much now.. there is no way it can possibly live up to the hype :(

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:40:23Z says:

      how can I be a pedo if I'm 19 and I like girls around my age? I'm suppose to magically only like 18+

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:40:37Z says:

      If anything, we could just say that this post here, is the infamous losingxflaccidity picture we were discussing.

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:42:39Z says:

      So what happend to the last 10%?

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:42:53Z says:

      i think you are underestimating the mucho crowd.. i'd figure more like 80% would rape you in an alley... 30% of them only if you were dead first... and probably like what... 20% of them if you had a bag on your head.... dead or alive?
      thats probably more accurate... i don't think people actually look at the pictures or videos on here they just comment :P

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:45:55Z says:

      Give or take, it's gonna be amusing.

      ^.^

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:45:56Z says:

      drumrave by "girls around your age" you are talking about a 10 year window right?... we see all the pictures you submit.... don't fucking lie to me :P

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:48:55Z says:

      It's ok angy, we're here to fuck shit up.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:48:56Z says:

      I'm talking around 4 year window, as long as they can drive. I don't remember submitting pedo stuff, oh well whatever.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T04:49:55Z says:

      I wouldn't let my dog fuck that nasty skank.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T04:51:04Z says:

      i think its time for me to go bring the laptop to bed and get ready for midnight :(

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-26T04:53:12Z says:

      Careful not to jizz in the laptop yak, you'll have a hell of a time opening it later.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T04:53:58Z says:

      That's good...Cause I don't do animals.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:54:58Z says:

      five minutes until the fireworks!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T04:55:10Z says:

      *breaks out the Jack Daniels and prepares for midnight*

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-12-26T04:55:17Z says:

      only six minutes until new videos/pictures ^^

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T04:55:29Z says:

      *really doesn't need anymore alcohol*

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T04:55:42Z says:

      yak bought the jizzmaster 5000. It runs on semen.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-26T04:55:54Z says:

      *takes another 3 Vicodin for good measure*

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-26T04:56:13Z says:

      p.s. I already have photoshop fired up and ready to go

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T04:58:17Z says:

      Baby oil?
      Check.
      Kleenex?
      Check.
      Okay, bring on the titties!!!

    • Jones
      Jones 2008-12-26T04:58:34Z says:

      Aww danm, my loss. But there's a first for everything.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-26T05:00:03Z says:

      I don't see many things you'll be able to do to the photo...photoshop wise..but we shall see.

      Fuck, two minutes to go get stoned...

      *waves*
      See ya soon

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-26T05:06:29Z says:

      i was bringing the laptop to bed to watch a movie actually ..... ;/

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-26T06:48:28Z says:

      Riiiiiiiight.......

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-26T16:17:18Z says:

      i never read this debacle last night...you lucidity are a whore ..a bargain basement skank...even though i know you're lying you fucking cupcake sucking freak

  • Jigga
    Jigga 2008-12-25T05:18:42Z says:

    I wonder if her cunt could pass as a mistletoe

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-25T12:25:44Z says:

      Cameltoe?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-26T04:20:58Z says:

      Missile Silo?

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-27T06:05:36Z says:

      closed circuit for hank:
      i remember that you said you read "A Canticle For Leibowitz" based partly on some muchoers recommendations...
      pretty good book, wasnt it?
      ...here's my 2nd, and last, plug:
      ...a book called "Emergence", by a guy named David Palmer...
      ...you wont regret it, hank
      not trying to overplay this
      it's just simply a pretty darn good book

  • Jester421
    Jester421 2008-12-25T05:26:15Z says:

    Her strech marks have strech marks

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-12-25T09:54:10Z says:

      Why the fuck were you looking that closely?

    • Jester421
      Jester421 2008-12-25T15:47:49Z says:

      It was a joke dear

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-12-25T05:36:07Z says:

    +1 Team Puke

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T07:40:07Z says:

      I give that a +4

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-25T10:07:11Z says:

      Looks like Team Fat to me

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T11:38:04Z says:

      dude she ate the fucking team and that is the end result.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-25T21:22:42Z says:

      hahahahaha

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-25T05:39:34Z says:

    holy moly she must weigh what 400+???? damn gonna need a REALLY BIG harpoon for this one

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-12-25T06:44:19Z says:

    i could hit it if the way to the snatch is free for obsticles

  • bigevan
    bigevan 2008-12-25T10:24:19Z says:

    It's the gift that keeps on giving...and crushing.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-25T11:38:51Z says:

      but on the bright side she could feed a camp of cannibals for weeks

  • Mannynub
    Mannynub 2008-12-25T12:04:26Z says:

    Sitting there with your arms folded like that makes you look thinner, fact. Take note Drumrave.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-25T12:18:12Z says:

      *folds arms*

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-25T18:44:27Z says:

      *scribbles on a piece of paper* fucking mannynub always being right and shit

  • HaleyIsANoob
    HaleyIsANoob 2008-12-28T06:25:49Z says:

    Lucidity...how big are your boobs? j/w because they look pretty small

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-28T06:32:08Z says:

      hello Haley...
      submit tits pic...
      wait until deja gets around to posting it...up until then - shhh...
      (what lucid needed to hear a month or so ago)

    • HaleyIsANoob
      HaleyIsANoob 2008-12-28T07:12:55Z says:

      O.o isn't that kinda illegal?

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-28T07:35:05Z says:

      A) nope...
      B) i tried to warn you
      C) not only "legal", but simply tiresome
      D)does you has any hashish?
      E)Post tits, but dont expect anybody here telling you theyre sexy or anything
      F)at best, you may get most folks to stop flaming/stalking you...
      G)...just kidding...

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-28T07:39:55Z says:

      I'm beginning to think possum is the real pedo and he gets off by yelling at teenagers

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-28T07:40:29Z says:

      "GET OFF MY LAWN" *fap fap fap cum*

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-28T07:46:18Z says:

      classic, drum :)
      damn those meddling kids!

    • HaleyIsANoob
      HaleyIsANoob 2008-12-28T07:47:37Z says:

      More like "get off ON my lawn"

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-28T08:01:03Z says:

      hey, that was pretty funny...
      i take back that shit i said before
      you're okey-dokey in my book now, haley

    • HaleyIsANoob
      HaleyIsANoob 2008-12-28T08:13:03Z says:

      Now I can sleep peacefully.

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