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Mess With The Bull...

...you get the horns.

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Comments to Mess With The Bull...

  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    I only hope it's even more painful than it looks. Bullfighting is some fucked up shit

    2007-09-19T04:07:20Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      ...we actually found something that bothers dik? Whoa...

      2007-09-19T04:14:18Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      was that sarcasm?

      2007-09-19T04:19:11Z
    • Bukowski2

      I arm wrestled a bull once.

      2007-09-19T04:23:04Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      But dik! Theres a serious demand for bull hoof ashtrays!

      2007-09-19T04:23:49Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Apparently being called a "horse abuser" also has been known to bother dik.

      2007-09-19T04:54:13Z
    • Smiley_face

      It seems odd to me that people who look at mucho would think bullfighting is cruel. I mean, these are people who fap to bitches puking on each other. You'd think that a bull slaughter would be fist-fuck-city!

      2007-09-19T04:59:15Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      honestly, I view animal cruelty as the only real fucked up thing in this world. We go and ruin their environment as much as we do and then to compound it, we torture them for sport. Seems a bit bogus to me anyways... On the other hand, humans are more expendable than toothpicks :D

      2007-09-19T05:08:37Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Yeah, but the ladies puking on each other are willingly doing it.

      2007-09-19T05:17:32Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      I can think of something more fucked up than animal cruelty. It's someone who thinks that humans are worthless. But, I state the obvious...

      2007-09-19T05:26:51Z
    • 16x16
      element says:

      Veggie-brained hippies think that any vulgar or illicit behavior is groovy but their brains are so stewed that they can't bear anything that's not politically correct. Ironically, the freedoms that they espouse are the same that they try to keep from others.

      2007-09-19T05:49:03Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      It’s a matter of cultural familiarity; bull fighting of one kind or another has been going on in the Mediterranean (Greece, Italy, Spain, etc) for thousands of years.
      The USA, Canada, England, etc have a culture that is insulated from the harsh realities of life, most of what people consider real is only a construct of some movie or TV producer.
      If I were a bull I would rather die on my feet fighting than in some slaughter house standing in line in my own shit waiting to get a bolt through the head, strung up, skinned, gutted, cut up, packaged and eaten by some pudgy retard.

      The number of bulls slaughtered dwarfs the number that die in the ring.
      The bulls that die in the ring are used (pretty much the entire bull) and given a great deal of respect in Spanish culture.

      Fuck vegans, fuck lazy hippies and fuck bleeding heart estrogen filled lip wrist pussies who would have no problem watching someone get killed but cry like a bitch over a fucking bull fight.
      Did you ever get over Bambi? Grow up!

      2007-09-19T06:04:12Z
    • 87

      If youre going to kill anything (human or animal). Do it quickly and humanely. Bullfighters and Muslims take note.

      2007-09-19T06:17:20Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      though i agree with dik and asphalt, espada does have a point. the bulls are very much respected, not like the pigs in the redneck pitbull vs hog vid. and i've heard these bulls have a better life than normal cows headed for slaughter. but if that justifies killing them for entertainment.. not really.

      2007-09-19T10:58:25Z
    • Newclaude

      Well, okay, since they're SPANISH bulls, I guess it's no big loss.

      2007-09-19T11:08:03Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Funny how we condem each other. What we eat for instance. Here we eat cows where in India they are held sacred. And here we own cats and dogs where at the China buffet where I'm going for lunch, they serve it with mushrooms and onions.

      2007-09-19T15:17:17Z
    • Klf_avatar__75x75_

      Apart from the fact that I very much doubt a bull is capable of preferring a way to die, despite regional variations, the "contest" is tilted very much in favour of the human. Were it not for the fact that bulls are commonly sedated or something similar and are slowly wounded over an extended period of time by an entire group of men equipped with all manner of weapons and horses, yes it might just be a sport.

      And to top it all off, as I understand it, Spaniards for one are growing rather apathetic to bullfighting. They simply don't care any more. So I guess anglo-saxons are not the only insulated people now.

      2007-09-19T15:26:38Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      aah, you checked the wiki entry too, huh?

      2007-09-19T17:34:41Z
    • 16x16

      Yeah, the bulls are respected. Are those swords of love? Is the blood just happy juice?

      As the supposedly superior beings aren't we supposed to have an inkling of responsibility? Yes, we eat them, stop bringing that shit up. Using that logic, we might as well just nuke everything in the ocean. Lets carpet bomb the Amazon because we eat meat at home.

      I would gladly stab these cunts with a spear. You tough guys can suit up in spandex and come over to my house. We'll play 'stab the retard.'

      There are 6.5 billion of us. Every time one of us dies 0.00000000154% of humanity dies. I couldn't give less of a fuck, especially when death is inevitable. I hate hippies and PETA too but there is a line. Grow up.

      2007-09-19T18:35:22Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      personally i just like animals...i couldn't ever hurt one.My dog is bad because i'm too much of a pussy to even get mad at him. However if I ever thought someone even stepped on his toe on purpose I'd have no problem seeing them run over by a truck on a video

      2007-09-19T19:01:56Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      free OJ!

      2007-09-19T19:02:26Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Orange juice!? Ohh wait nevermind...

      2007-09-19T20:30:46Z
    • Klf_avatar__75x75_

      Actually I read it in a newspaper last year but thanks for the reference update.

      2007-09-20T14:35:29Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      yeah on wiki it said only 30% of spaniards were slightly-very interested in bullfighting, the other 70% didn't care for it anymore.

      2007-09-21T01:58:35Z
  • Naamari
    supergiant says:

    don't fuck with the bull. serves him right

    2007-09-19T04:18:42Z
  • 48x48
    Kris2321 says:

    HAHAHAHA. My old gym teacher back in high school used to say that. "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!" LMAO! I haven't heard that in years. YEARS I say!

    2007-09-19T04:23:27Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Have you never seen Breakfast Club?

      2007-09-19T04:55:30Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Or "Not Another Teen Movie"?

      2007-09-19T05:17:57Z
  • Glass_of_beer
    Apathy says:

    Hole in Juan.

    2007-09-19T04:27:06Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      whammy!

      2007-09-19T04:35:14Z
    • Bukowski2

      Good One!

      2007-09-19T04:38:05Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      ka POW!!!

      2007-09-19T04:58:55Z
    • Smiley_face

      ZING!

      2007-09-19T04:59:44Z
    • 16x16

      noice.

      2007-09-19T05:17:18Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Shazzam!

      2007-09-19T05:18:08Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Shamalamadingdong.

      2007-09-19T06:33:13Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      KA-BANG!!

      2007-09-19T10:59:24Z
    • 16x16
      Delilah says:

      ole!

      2007-09-19T20:36:57Z
  • White-box
    Archman says:

    Based on his face, I be that feels good. The bull too.

    2007-09-19T04:28:07Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      I think he passed out...

      2007-09-19T04:51:56Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      That's clearly passion.

      2007-09-19T04:55:06Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Looks at those pants and tell me he's not gay. Try it.

      2007-09-19T05:18:51Z
    • 16x16
      LazLong says:

      he's not gay. See, it wasn`t that hard. A lie but not hard at all.

      2007-09-19T08:18:28Z
    • Naamari
      supergiant says:

      the guy seems horny

      2007-09-19T14:26:57Z
  • Gta2800
    gta2800 says:

    The bad news is, his balls got smashed.

    The good news is, now he won't breed any dumb fucks.

    2007-09-19T04:39:22Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      I'm sure he froze his jizz. Otherwise Dyslexic wouldn't be here.

      2007-09-19T04:56:51Z
  • Rc_cgummybeartrap
    Starrsky says:

    how about showing the aftermath??

    2007-09-19T05:00:30Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      He had mutant Bull-Babies that were all killed in fear.

      2007-09-19T05:13:31Z
  • 48x48

    A bull-dyke kneed me in the balls once...does that count?

    2007-09-19T05:18:33Z
  • Iconator_15681aa803ea6d2cd87d1db805b12975

    Red Bull gives you wings.
    A raging bull gives you a gaping hole in your nuts

    2007-09-19T05:52:48Z
  • I_piss_standing_up

    the comments to this are pure gold, good post :D

    2007-09-19T06:16:36Z
  • 48x48
    VisitorQ says:

    LOL!

    2007-09-19T09:25:13Z
  • Newclaude

    My all time favorite Bugs cartoon...with the bull grinding his horns, and chalking them...lol.

    2007-09-19T11:09:32Z
    • 87

      Damn, I havent seen that in years. I miss those.

      2007-09-20T00:15:06Z
Bukowski2
posted September 19, 2007

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