lol, "yeah I remember the time I went to watch MMA... I found a magic bean; immediately after planting it an almighty tree grew and sprouted car smellies and sour skittles and everyone cheered me and I was the king of the world"
Nevermind, in my head it still happened. In a torture museum in Prague, they have these giant sharp pyramids which they used to torture people by sitting them on the end on...their orifices. And that one made everyone, confess anything, apparently.
I read the news article related to this: apparently he was drunk, tried to rob a museum, obviously failed and slipped whilst trying to climb the fence in order to get away from the cops. Either that or it's some other poor bastard dressed the same who had the same misfortune.
long the lines of - Thief gets caught on fence after trying to rob a museum, being scared by the alarm and making a hash of his excape. He was found by some lorry driver who heard his whimpering.
Comments to metal spiked pole up the ass
Why?
Cause he's lucky. Fucker couldn't have landed ANYWHERE else.
hahahahahahaha
The guy got a spike through the ass and he's lucky?
Since when is the asshole located in the crotch region of the pants? That nailed his fuckin sack, hes not lucky.
It was sarcasm.
SPHINCTER PUCKER!!!
Oh yeah... i think i see the blood.
lol
I'm not seein it.
Me neither.
You guys are fucking blind.
Well, thats a pain in the ass.
What a waste of nice pants.
...the very pants I was returning!
...what is the deal with all these pants?!
Who's gonna be the poor bastard that has to clean that pole after they get him off it?
Women. All of em.
What about bending the pole back up?
It wouldnt be that bad of a sight to see the women try to bend it, together.
Not a good day.
Well, I accomplished this and didn't even need a spike.
You accomplish that every month
Haha. Someone's gonna have a buttache for a while...
speaking from experience then...
that dosent hurt
me Allen, thrust harder.
I remember something like this happening at the Gorge Amphitheater in WA a long time ago.
of course you do smerf
lol, "yeah I remember the time I went to watch MMA... I found a magic bean; immediately after planting it an almighty tree grew and sprouted car smellies and sour skittles and everyone cheered me and I was the king of the world"
Fuck, I didn't see it. I just remember it being on the news, and the guy won a Darwin award for it
I've never been to an MMA match, either.
The thing about the magic beans is true, though.
Having done some research, the story about the guy at the Gorge is an urban legend that still gets around
Nevermind, in my head it still happened. In a torture museum in Prague, they have these giant sharp pyramids which they used to torture people by sitting them on the end on...their orifices. And that one made everyone, confess anything, apparently.
those dockers failed the stain resistant test
cryax your descriptions are ridiculous...dude was drunk and this happened?.. wtf
sometimes i put some thought into my descriptions , sometimes i do it just all a matter of how i feel at the very moment dik
dont*
next time ill be more dexcriptive ill write a book if u want me to i dont care most people hardly read the descriptions anyways
better yet you could go eat some dog shit
sorry bro i dont want to be taking your profession
If you have to look closely to see blood, maybe you should have your eyes checked.
I read the news article related to this: apparently he was drunk, tried to rob a museum, obviously failed and slipped whilst trying to climb the fence in order to get away from the cops. Either that or it's some other poor bastard dressed the same who had the same misfortune.
Dead or alive?
I posted this with a better description.
long the lines of - Thief gets caught on fence after trying to rob a museum, being scared by the alarm and making a hash of his excape. He was found by some lorry driver who heard his whimpering.
*Yes, I didn't read mannynubs post before I posted that. Ahhhh well...
you didn't post it, you merely submitted it. and obviously you didn't submit it fast enough when the story came out
those damn fags! first a gerbil and now that??!
I'd like to see a pic of his face, he just maybe smiling.
feels good man!
either he was running 300 mph or that's one weak fence
Those fences work!
So, the grass is greener on the other side.
funny part is that he also landed on that electrical fence... hes getting electrocuted exactly where his ass wound is
That's why I wear Kevlar.
On your ass?
Look, there is ass milk everywhere.
I blame Mucho for the formulation of that comment.
I guess he ran over the fence and grabbed the tall fence from the jump. Probably got electrocuted or something and fell back.