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metal spiked pole up the ass

dude was drunk and got a pole logged up his rectum, if you look closely hes bleeding

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Comments to metal spiked pole up the ass

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-10-07T04:14:40Z says:

    Why?

    • HurrIcanEAJW
      HurrIcanEAJW 2008-10-07T04:19:33Z says:

      Cause he's lucky. Fucker couldn't have landed ANYWHERE else.

    • Tool462
      Tool462 2008-10-07T05:22:36Z says:

      hahahahahahaha

    • judar
      judar 2008-10-07T08:05:55Z says:

      The guy got a spike through the ass and he's lucky?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-07T11:58:43Z says:

      Since when is the asshole located in the crotch region of the pants? That nailed his fuckin sack, hes not lucky.

    • HurrIcanEAJW
      HurrIcanEAJW 2008-10-07T14:09:35Z says:

      It was sarcasm.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-10-08T03:10:37Z says:

      SPHINCTER PUCKER!!!

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2008-10-07T04:20:47Z says:

    Oh yeah... i think i see the blood.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-10-07T05:03:02Z says:

      lol

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-10-07T05:18:01Z says:

      I'm not seein it.

    • AAC
      AAC 2008-10-07T17:32:32Z says:

      Me neither.

    • Gabber
      Gabber 2008-10-09T08:00:06Z says:

      You guys are fucking blind.

  • PantySniffer
    PantySniffer 2008-10-07T04:20:54Z says:

    Well, thats a pain in the ass.

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2008-10-07T04:23:46Z says:

    What a waste of nice pants.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-10-07T05:57:15Z says:

      ...the very pants I was returning!

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-10-07T08:32:41Z says:

      ...what is the deal with all these pants?!

  • DoubleC
    DoubleC 2008-10-07T04:37:40Z says:

    Who's gonna be the poor bastard that has to clean that pole after they get him off it?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-10-07T05:18:36Z says:

      Women. All of em.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-07T13:51:43Z says:

      What about bending the pole back up?

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-10-07T18:18:49Z says:

      It wouldnt be that bad of a sight to see the women try to bend it, together.

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2008-10-07T04:37:45Z says:

    Not a good day.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-10-07T04:40:22Z says:

    Well, I accomplished this and didn't even need a spike.

    • TheFullEffect
      TheFullEffect 2008-10-07T05:55:03Z says:

      You accomplish that every month

  • Dragoness
    Dragoness 2008-10-07T05:03:38Z says:

    Haha. Someone's gonna have a buttache for a while...

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2008-10-07T16:48:23Z says:

      speaking from experience then...

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-10-07T05:05:33Z says:

    that dosent hurt

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-10-07T05:19:20Z says:

      me Allen, thrust harder.

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-10-07T05:08:33Z says:

    I remember something like this happening at the Gorge Amphitheater in WA a long time ago.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-10-07T15:14:45Z says:

      of course you do smerf

    • smokemypole
      smokemypole 2008-10-07T16:53:40Z says:

      lol, "yeah I remember the time I went to watch MMA... I found a magic bean; immediately after planting it an almighty tree grew and sprouted car smellies and sour skittles and everyone cheered me and I was the king of the world"

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-08T00:24:51Z says:

      Fuck, I didn't see it. I just remember it being on the news, and the guy won a Darwin award for it

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-08T00:25:26Z says:

      I've never been to an MMA match, either.





      The thing about the magic beans is true, though.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-08T00:51:25Z says:

      Having done some research, the story about the guy at the Gorge is an urban legend that still gets around

    • smokemypole
      smokemypole 2008-10-08T13:27:29Z says:

      Nevermind, in my head it still happened. In a torture museum in Prague, they have these giant sharp pyramids which they used to torture people by sitting them on the end on...their orifices. And that one made everyone, confess anything, apparently.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-10-07T05:19:46Z says:

    those dockers failed the stain resistant test

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-07T05:23:53Z says:

    cryax your descriptions are ridiculous...dude was drunk and this happened?.. wtf

    • cryax
      cryax 2008-10-07T05:26:28Z says:

      sometimes i put some thought into my descriptions , sometimes i do it just all a matter of how i feel at the very moment dik

    • cryax
      cryax 2008-10-07T05:27:25Z says:

      dont*

    • cryax
      cryax 2008-10-07T05:28:26Z says:

      next time ill be more dexcriptive ill write a book if u want me to i dont care most people hardly read the descriptions anyways

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-07T05:34:00Z says:

      better yet you could go eat some dog shit

    • cryax
      cryax 2008-10-07T05:50:06Z says:

      sorry bro i dont want to be taking your profession

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-10-07T06:59:12Z says:

      If you have to look closely to see blood, maybe you should have your eyes checked.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-10-07T08:19:40Z says:

      I read the news article related to this: apparently he was drunk, tried to rob a museum, obviously failed and slipped whilst trying to climb the fence in order to get away from the cops. Either that or it's some other poor bastard dressed the same who had the same misfortune.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-10-07T08:50:41Z says:

      Dead or alive?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-07T12:15:24Z says:

      I posted this with a better description.

      long the lines of - Thief gets caught on fence after trying to rob a museum, being scared by the alarm and making a hash of his excape. He was found by some lorry driver who heard his whimpering.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-07T12:16:03Z says:

      *Yes, I didn't read mannynubs post before I posted that. Ahhhh well...

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-10-08T14:27:43Z says:

      you didn't post it, you merely submitted it. and obviously you didn't submit it fast enough when the story came out

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-10-07T07:29:22Z says:

    those damn fags! first a gerbil and now that??!

  • FattyArbuckle
    FattyArbuckle 2008-10-07T09:40:54Z says:

    I'd like to see a pic of his face, he just maybe smiling.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-10-07T11:54:07Z says:

    feels good man!

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-10-07T12:06:05Z says:

    either he was running 300 mph or that's one weak fence

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-10-07T12:17:05Z says:

    Those fences work!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-07T13:53:19Z says:

    So, the grass is greener on the other side.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-10-07T14:49:47Z says:

    funny part is that he also landed on that electrical fence... hes getting electrocuted exactly where his ass wound is

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-10-07T15:22:23Z says:

    That's why I wear Kevlar.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-10-07T17:05:07Z says:

      On your ass?

  • GwiLo
    GwiLo 2008-10-07T17:54:30Z says:

    Look, there is ass milk everywhere.

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-10-07T17:55:26Z says:

      I blame Mucho for the formulation of that comment.

  • leper-chaun
    leper-chaun 2008-10-07T18:21:56Z says:

    I guess he ran over the fence and grabbed the tall fence from the jump. Probably got electrocuted or something and fell back.

cryax
posted October 07, 2008