Yea just another Aprils fools joke sorta like the moon landing, dinosaurs and the holocaust...you tell a lie too many times and eventually you gott keep it up to save face!
Obviously a warrior being hunted by your American police who unlike Europeans dont have a code of chivalry & do not forbid mistreatment of prisoners or other helpless people. For this reason, Muhahhi Methamoto had a reasonable expectation of being tortured after surrendering and would therefore be reluctant to be taken alive. Seppuku was his only real option!
I don't know where you get your info Boom, but here in the states our officers are mostly pussy cats with a badge. They stop working everyday to have high tea, 2 hour lunches and most of the police stations close at 10:00pm. Ohh wait, that's you guys huh...
Actually, I'll take this one. The composition of mucus depends on where is was produced in the body and also on other physiological and genetic factors. Mucus is mainly composed of two parts: Mucin, which absorbs the other main ingredient, water. However, the mucin content (and other suspended elements, like salts) make up the majority of the mucus, not water.
that was a knife one there k-billy
but nun will be as good as victorious on this page
(for the pun look at the guys shirt)
but for serious
that was nice
Really? I bet his heart had something to do with it, and his brain, lungs? And magnets, I dont know why, i just think magnets are important survival. Remember I said that, I will be famous for magnets providing infinate energy someday.
Gods I hate fucking meth. Where I come from almost all the junkies are meth-heads now. Always had to run them off from the gas station. Twitchy, disgusting, suppurating motherfuckers, the lot of them. Had a couple friends flush their lives with the shit too.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the worldâs first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Betterâ¦strongerâ¦faster...
Comments to Meth Head Guts Himself
this is fake
Yea just another Aprils fools joke sorta like the moon landing, dinosaurs and the holocaust...you tell a lie too many times and eventually you gott keep it up to save face!
Dinosaurs?
Yeah Dinosaurs. How do you think they keep finding bones? They put them there thats fucking how, there is no other logical explanation!
okay orangetree
was that a bill hicks reference?^^^ if so well played, sir.
He was a samurai and this was the only way he could regain his honor.
Musashi Methamoto.
Obviously a warrior being hunted by your American police who unlike Europeans dont have a code of chivalry & do not forbid mistreatment of prisoners or other helpless people. For this reason, Muhahhi Methamoto had a reasonable expectation of being tortured after surrendering and would therefore be reluctant to be taken alive. Seppuku was his only real option!
He could of had sex with a fat girl, help the rest of us out. See, fat girls only have sex 2 or 3 times tops, so he's saving some drunk guy.
I don't know where you get your info Boom, but here in the states our officers are mostly pussy cats with a badge. They stop working everyday to have high tea, 2 hour lunches and most of the police stations close at 10:00pm. Ohh wait, that's you guys huh...
^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
....oh its fun to abuse the info on wiki, although its probable wrong anyway!
Thank Christ our police are not like the british, or they'd be surrendering to shoplifters.
...or surrendering to Japanese police. That's even worse.
he wanted to see if his stomach was lined with water or mucous. guess he'll never know now.
Arrr! Mucous is mainly made of water! I think! Someone check!
Chairman....? The floor is yours.
Actually, I'll take this one. The composition of mucus depends on where is was produced in the body and also on other physiological and genetic factors. Mucus is mainly composed of two parts: Mucin, which absorbs the other main ingredient, water. However, the mucin content (and other suspended elements, like salts) make up the majority of the mucus, not water.
I knew you would know that smerf. When it comes to nodules and bodily fluids, you are the go to guy.
And I'm proud to say I know you...
Hey, it's Tuesday. I was wrist deep in some old ladies thoracic cavity earlier.
I usually save that for weekends.
so she was a fister smerf?
Nope, she was dead.
Wow! Fisting dead old ladies? I think Mucho's taken over your life completely smerf.
...I think I'm going to give up now. I just can't win this one. Or better yet, run with it: It was two little old ladies and an old man.
ooh, see what smerf did there? that's the online equivalent of the infamous "rope-a-dope" technique.
Bet it was the Goatse man
Dumbass!
I say the little men that live under his toilet asked him where his poop comes from.
Least he didnt pee himself.
its ok you can say pissed here.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
GET TO YOUR ROOM!
I'll not stand by while you defile the mucho atmosphere with your potty mouth.
Standards, we need to institute some standards here!
I am just shocked and apalled!
I made some special soap to wash out your mouth with.
What did you make it out of?
The finest ingredients Mucho has to offer.
Anyone for pizza?
I will piss on it.
Tinkle on it with your wee wee.
Mmmm, pizza... I think I'll go eat breakfast now.
Man, that took some GUTS to do THAT SHIT!
hahaha
i dunno
it almost looks like he's sitting up on his own in some of them
i cant tell if he liver died
you kidney me not.. he was alive i say!
that was a knife one there k-billy
but nun will be as good as victorious on this page
(for the pun look at the guys shirt)
but for serious
that was nice
he didn't want to go out like an emo
For his next, he will attempt to extract his own brain and then put it back in. Let's cheer for him!!
"Um, Abby someone." "Abby who?" "Abby... Normal."
I bet the meth is the only thing keeping him alive at that point.
Really? I bet his heart had something to do with it, and his brain, lungs? And magnets, I dont know why, i just think magnets are important survival. Remember I said that, I will be famous for magnets providing infinate energy someday.
It looks like his head is moving, keeps switching sides.
good thing he's handcuffed...u know before he hurts himself
Cocaine is a hell of a drug... but meth is a muthafucker!
Gods I hate fucking meth. Where I come from almost all the junkies are meth-heads now. Always had to run them off from the gas station. Twitchy, disgusting, suppurating motherfuckers, the lot of them. Had a couple friends flush their lives with the shit too.
my hearts bleeding for you...
Good... good... Now make your eyes bleed for me.
make your weener bleed for me while you're at it..
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the worldâs first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Betterâ¦strongerâ¦faster...
hahahahahahahah
little bitch just laying there with your guts spilling from your body, get up and walk that shit off pussy.
looks like alotta comments on this one
Your fucking brilliant
no, you're the brilliant one
no, i'm the brilliant one!
He seems fairly blase' about it.
Probably has lower back pain so he is just resting for a bit after all the moving around he did earlier.
I'll bet one of his meth buddies told him he could sell one of his kidneys for some cash and he got skills by watching discovery health channel.
I bet it seemed like a good idea at the time till he realised, "Oh fuck, this kinda hurts... why are my fingers all tingly?"
he always wondered what the term bloody entrails meant, now he doesnt have to look it up.
u were the entrail that came out of your mum, sorry to dissapoint.